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"Nii-san, what would you do if i were a blood-sucking vampire?"

>> No.6207437

ignore
back to my Touhou games

>> No.6207436

Hint: the answer involves the number 17.

>> No.6207438

Give you something to suck, of course.

>> No.6207442

What other kinds of vampire are there? Saliva-sucking? Tear-sucking? Semen-sucking?

>> No.6207444

>>6207436
Suck to infinity?

>> No.6207445

>>6207442
Neck sucking.
*chuckles*

>> No.6207456
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>>6207442
There are no other kinds of vampires.

By the way, I seem to have lost a lot of sodium. Mind helping me with something?

>> No.6207460

is that the trap from occult academy?

>> No.6207466

>>6207442
There are psychic vampires and emotional vampires which are generally people who's presence just brings you down. Seeing as how Akiha is the type of vampire that feeds off warmth, I would warm her up in a different way.

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>>6207436
18 is better.

>> No.6207472

Probably tie you down and drive a stake through your heart. All out of love, though.

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6207471

..Again sister? i told you to stop watching those twilight movies.

That shit aint real, and if vampires did exsist they sure as hell would not be all sparkly and bubbly boyband faggots.

>> No.6207476

>>6207433
Shiki needed to tear off his shirt at that point and have hot hatesex which then turns into Akiha good end. Kohaku remains used goods.

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>>6207471

Tsukihime vampires are not sparkly at all.

Not. Sparkly. At all.

Most of them are ancient abominations of the night that devour blood in mass quantities. One of them eats entire cities at a time. This guy clears out buildings in minutes, and doesn't even leave corpses.

>> No.6207486

>>6207480
Tsukihime's concept of a vampire is very loose.

>> No.6207495

WHY SACCHIN, WHY

>> No.6207496

>>6207486
Church concept on vampire:
1. Is it a supernatural being known to feed on people?
YES - Go to 2
NO - Not a vampire
2. Do we want to kill it?
YES - Vampire
NO - Not a vampire, classified as a bloodsucker.

>> No.6207516

>>6207496
3. Deploy Burial Agency!

>> No.6207533

Exactly this, Akiha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q871YFynhHY&feature=related

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6207538

I feel obliged to post in this thread for some reason.

>> No.6207555

>>6207496
The only vampires that the Church is concerned with are vampires that make other vampires and are undead.

Living vampires, like Akiha, aren't really on their radar, even if they're still heretics. There's not much that isn't heretical to the Church, though.

>> No.6207691

QUALITY­ THREAD

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