NEXT STOP /lit/!

[TrainConductor !!Cl5Hpal8sU5 No.]

WELCOME TO /jp/ ON THE 4CHAN EXPRESS!

THIS IS THE MECHA FOR ALL WEABOO'S TO SEE!

And good a place for Touhou!

LET'S EXPLORE!

HNNNNGH!

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^^^^ The original one that 404'd

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[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE WHITE BOYS SO ANGRY AT BLACKS?

and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!

Let's see why:

* 1) They have awesome resistance to the sun
* 2) They are more fit, they can outrun any white male anytime
* 3) They got waaaay bigger dicks
* 4) They know how to treat a girl better
* 5) They have very wide social circles. White people have forgot how to live in society
* 6) They got rhythm. They can dance, rap, sing, make music, you name it!
* 7) A black chick wouldn't date a white boy. On the other hand, white girls would drop their white boyfriend anytime for a black guy if given the chance
* 8) They're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it wasn't the case some 200 years ago, but nowadays being with a white bf sucks whereas being with a black bf is cool as hell
* 9) They got a sense of what family is about
* 10) They are amaaazing in bed

I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now

We know we are not going back :)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Dear /jp/,

I have a problem. I'm in University halls and there's 6 of us. The issue is that one of them is Japanese, he doesn't speak English very well and generally shuts himself away from the rest of us.

What do?

[Rahzzy No.]

Hello, /jp/!

I come bearing gifts!
Artwork from Ryota Murayama!

[XLR !KOaMEGASp. No.]

>>6206731
welp. it appears that someone shat on the train.

[Dusty !QVcFpMxzAE No.]

Ha, you thought we wouldn't do it, but here we are, /jp/! Let's talk about glorious nippon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206731
>>6206731

>* 4) They know how to treat a girl better

mfw

[/v/irgin No.]

>>6206731
>>6206739
Wow you guys didn't waste any time at all.

[/g/uru No.]

Here we go.

[/fa/g No.]

oh boy. here we go.

[/co/mrade No.]

Oh this will go well.

Hey /jp/, what's up?

[Anonymous No.]

Hi /jp/ :D

[/a/non No.]

Ok /jp/, we'll try to be nice, could you at least try and do the same?
Train's departing in a few minutes anyways.

[/fit/tizen No.]

im a fit and what is this

[DatChrico No.]

Oh shit oh shit oh shit
This might get more ugly than /v/

[Anonymous No.]

I'll just stay on the train for this one.

[Marshtomp - /vp/ No.]

OMG THIS PLACE LOOKS JUST LIKE SAFFRON CITY!

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, /co/mrade here...uh...nice to meet you?

[Anonymous No.]

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>6206731
I hate you and love you so much, suigin.

[/a/ No.]

So who's your favorite touhou? I'm calling Reimu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206731

Look its a shit poster right of the bat and I thought we could be friends /jp/.

[/fa/g No.]

What is this shit for anyway? Weaboo faggots? Fuck da police

[Anonymous No.]

Interboard threads are unappreciated in /jp/. Kindly leave this stop immediately.

[Carpe Vita !BOnhq5IdCo No.]

Carpe Vita reporting in! Smoking weed all the way from the original /a/ thread!

Feels good man.

[ga/y/ No.]

>>6206731
sup sugin still sucking Taiga's cock?

[Rahzzy No.]

Please don't blow up the train, /jp/!
We'll be leaving soon enough!

[/v/irgin !6d8yc.UGP2 No.]

Let's get the fuck out of here as fast as we can.

[/adv/ocate No.]

We mean you no harm.

Unless you intend to harm us.

[Another /co/mrade No.]

>>6206759
Yeah, I'll hide with you.

[/co/mpadre No.]

hey /jp/! can we disscus korean culture here too?

[Anonymous No.]

this place looks like /a/ :l

[Anonymous No.]

in b4 the "trytotroll/jp/andfail" troll pic

[mugenjohncel !!lsNOT2DQXWT No.]

Yeah!... Finally!... Took you long enough... I'm making ad placements on your train!...

www.studiomugenjohncel.wordpress.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206758
>This might get more ugly than /v/
Why what happened at /v/? I wasn't on that stop.

[/fa/g No.]

>>6206768
>implying your sage does shit here

[/v/ro No.]

>>6206758
What happened at /v/ anyway? Even though I live there I got on at /t/

Hi jp. I know of Rance and Receittear. Can we be friends?

[Da ★ Ze !MaRIsaDqf. No.]

Welcome to /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Backpedaling faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

That was a short stop at /int/. It did prepare me for the shitstorm we'll read on /new/.

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to /jp/

Here we discuss Touhou, crossdressing, penises and sometimes VNs

Enjoy your stay!

[/tv/ No.]

How many of you /jp/s actually live in japan? whereabouts? what is it like?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, here is the train. I think I will take a ride. Never been to /lit/...

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>6206773
Get off the train, faggot.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

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>>6206775
Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206768
>>6206762

[/adv/ocate No.]

>>6206768
/jp/ seems to be just as xenophobic as actual Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206785

Crash course on /jp/. Everything is saged, all the time. It's not an insult or an attack, it's just how we do it.
Take it easy.

[DatChrico No.]

>>6206784
They shit all over the train and plugged the toilet

[/cgl/ No.]

OH JAPAN! WATASI NO AI!!! I LABU YOU DESU~~ I AM GOING TO COME TO JAPAN TO TEACH ENGRISH BUT REALLY I WILL BECOME AN IDORU RIKE BECKII KRUEL!

[/x/phile No.]

You guys aren't very welcoming.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

So do you guys call your mod Meido because you feel you have control over her or is it some sort of fetish type relationship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206785
All sage does is make your post not bump the thread.
I am using sage right now, but you can't tell because it's noko+sage.

[/v/irgin No.]

>>6206784
Gay furry porn. One more non vidya thread was just too much for them to handle.

[Another /co/mrade No.]

>>6206790
>crossdressing, penises
Well, at least we have that in common

[/v/irgin !6d8yc.UGP2 No.]

>>6206786
>Recettear

Capitalism, Ho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206768

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6206785
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

[/a/ No.]

>>6206796
Fuck you too. Goddamn asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

FART COMMANDER

HOMO GAYLORD

AUTISTIC FAGGOT

[/a/non No.]

Yup, pretty much what I expected from /jp/. Actually, this is a lot nicer than I expected.

And just so you people know, /jp/ could care less about Japan itself. So don't bother them about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206796
what an immense faggot...

[Anonymous No.]

kawaii ~uguu~

[Anonymous No.]

Why so mean /jp/?

- your friends

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>6206809
Reported for illegal content.

[Anonymous No.]

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

[/tv/ No.]

>>6206796
>implying reporting does anything

[Sage No.]

[/co/mrade No.]

>>6206796

Jesus Christ you are efficient.

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>6206785
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Fight the sage train!

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.

Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"

You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.

Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you, they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you. And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty young thing like you.

But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post. Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

[f/a//tg/uy No.]

Hi /jp/ can we all just get along? Most of us like touhous, VNs and japan...

Can we talk about ZUN's music?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206796
why so angry, bro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206823
>Chibi Songbird

[Rahzzy No.]

I don't like the atmosphere of this place.
LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206830

It does in /jp/

[Da ★ Ze !MaRIsaDqf. No.]

>>6206803
LET ME TEACH YOU THE WAYS OF OUR PEOPLE

BECOME A TRUE NEET, SHIT AND PISS ON THE FLOOR.
ACHIEVE SATORI, READ YOUR SCIP EACH AND EVERY DAY

[Anonymous No.]

Leave it to the tripfags to leave a bad impression.

[Ryuutaros !!4yMhTPMYFJC No.]

>>6206817

SAGERU BITCH!

Ryuutaros is back, mo ii!

Kotae o kiitenai!

[gunda/m/ No.]

so i herd u liek cirno

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206838

Sure, but not in an interboard thread.

Hop off the train and then we'll discuss.

Otherwise, kindly get out of /jp/.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>6206830
Reported for using greentext wrong in /jp/.

[/co/mpadre No.]

>>6206776
im going to ask again

[Anonymous No.]

Hello friends from other boards!

[ga/y/ No.]

>>6206817
Goddamnit suigin answer the damn question, are you still Taiga's bitch?

[/tv/ No.]

So what the hell is Otaku Culture exactly and how is it different than what's posted on /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

This place sucks dick.
Let's leave.

[Anonymous No.]

/a/ here with gifts to /jp.
Its erika.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

So she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least she tried. She pops my cock out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say "tell me if you like this". Then I feel it.

She stuck her finger up my ass.

My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three year old virgin. But its too late.

I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL shit, all over her parents comforter.

No, you aren't understanding. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE. Take your largest shit and multiple it by forty-two and you'll have an idea of what flew out of me.

And gents, when I say flew, I don't mean "I pooped." I mean "projectile". I mean "hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand". And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon.

I know it hit her. I didn't see it. She ran screaming "OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODEEEEEWWWWWWWW" but I always imagined that, due to her position, it hit her right in the chin. Or at least the tits.

[/v/irgin !6d8yc.UGP2 No.]

ATTENTION FAGGOTS: SAGE DOES NOTHING BUT PROVOKE PEOPLE TO BUMP THE THREAD

[/g/uru No.]

>>6206796
he mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206832
>MFW /jp/

I hate you fucking guys. You're almost as bad as /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

GREETINGS FROM /A/

[TrainConductor !!Cl5Hpal8sU5 No.]

TO /lit/!

>>>/lit/1168554

EVENTUALLY, WE WILL HIT /mu/ AND HOPEFULLY A SHITSTORM DOESN'T HAPPEN THERE!

HIPSTERS, HIPSTERS EVERYWHERE!

[/co/mrade No.]

>>6206852

Hello!

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>6206851
no, koreans are pig disgusting

>>6206859
you suck dick

backpedalling faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.

Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"

You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.

Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you, they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you. And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty young thing like you.

But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post. Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

The train man : the story of a cartoon-fan loser saving a a gal from a drunkard and winning over her heart. Hope you'll see such a story, Train Conductor! Go on !

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206791
I imagine few if any. Why would we want to live there, we can already pirate all the Touhou and VNs we want from our basement.

[/cgl/ No.]

YOUR NEXT KAWAII JAPAN IDORU PICKUSHITERI DESU!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206855
Here's the thing:
It's not.

[/fa/g No.]

>>6206849
Oh lookie, I'm still here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206855
/jp/ just means visual novels and touhou

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

The following is a tale depicting the events during which my life was completely changed in all aspects. I shall only be a few minutes, so if you will please, have a seat, and I will relate to you the story of how I became known as the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."

It was on the western edge of the town of Philidelphia, Pennsylvania where I spent my childhood and adolescence, raised by my mother. I spent my days relaxing and enjoying wonderful leisure activity, usually by partaking in games of basketball just outside the school which I attended. One day, a couple of gentlemen, acting very suspicious and resentful of my playfulness, began to start some conflict with me. It was only one trivial brawl which I suffered through, but my mother indeed became rather worried. She told me when I returned to my home that I would be moving with my aunt and uncle in the town of Bel-Air, California.

I signaled for a taxi cab to pick me up, and when one arrived at the airport which I had just landed at, despite my decision to omit that part of my story, I became aware that the liscense plate affixed to its rear bumper had the word "FRESH" printed on it, and that there were couple of fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror inside the cab. I thought to myself that this taxi sure was a rare breed, but shook these thoughts from my head to return to the task at hand. I told the driver of the taxi to take me to Bel-Air. At around seven or eight o'clock that evening, and I jokingly commented to the driver that I would probably have to smell the inside of his taxi again at a later time. I then took a good look at my newfound kingdom at which I had just arrived. Indeed, I was at last there and I was prepared to sit on my new throne, to be dubbed the Prince of Bel-Air.

[/v/irgin No.]

>spamming copypasta about sage, which isn't even correct

Uh, yeah. This is the worst board so far, not counting /s/ since we didn't get to see much.

[yoda !!MbhpnGU8z9u No.]

>>6206787
>>6206796
>>6206806

bring it you must

[Anonymous No.]

And more erika!

[Another /co/mrade No.]

>>6206871
Oh god, that show was so fucking adorable.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>6206870
SUIGINING~!

HE COMES!

[Anonymous No.]

This place is full of assholes...

[/a/non No.]

>>6206855
/a/ - Anime and Manga. Sometimes delves into other stuff related to those two.
/jp/ - Everything else that fits under what the average person would label 'anime stuff', but is not strictly related to anime or manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206867

Thank god that's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206867
Well, it was fun /jp/ see ya around.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, /jp/. I've found myself visiting you less and less since you stopped doing mahjong threads. You haven't perchance continued running them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206855
4chan history:
moot wanted to make /a/ for Anime and Manga only.
So /jp/ was made for everything else: Touhou, Visual Novels, idols, doujin works, etc.
The name is just an afterthought.

[/adv/ocate No.]

CONDUCTOR!

THE TRAIN CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE!

OUR SHIELDS ARE FAILING! WE CAN'T LET THEM WIN!

[Anonymous No.]

Wow asspained tripfags. Mister conductor when is train leaving. I've seen enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206865

Greentext?
MFW?
Image reaction?

Who is /b/ now

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

[Anonymous No.]

Attention interboard threads.

Steer clear from the land of kings.

That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206731
I know what you mean, Suigin. Me up front.

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>6206880
FUCK OFF IT IS CORRECT

STOP USING IT THE WRONG WAY

AGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206855
No original anime or manga franchises here. Basically everything that is popular enough to have a "otaku subculture" in japan that isn't that; so basically Touhou, VNs, idols, eroges, figurines, doujinsoft etc

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

I hit my girlfriend today, /b/.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the years.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. I washed off my hand, browsed /b/ for a bit, and took a dump. While I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go to the cops or anything.

I'm not too sure what to do next.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Well that was enjoyable. Good work /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

You have a fetish for men I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206899
I enjoyed this one.

[/tv/ No.]

>>6206897
already left, at /lit/ now

[Anonymous No.]

Last time I came to /jp/, they were funny, helpful, hospitable and generally friendly. Pic related.

Who the fuck are you fags and what did you do with them?

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

I am a computer programmer, which means I'm fat, nerdy, and have a tiny cock. I got AIDS from paying a cheap whore to fuck me, since I have no love in my life.
When the doctor told me, I went to the only thing I knew -- SICP.
I slammed my penis between two copies of SICP. It swelled up to twice normal size and fell off. I was worried.
I woke up the next day with incredible abs, a 14" rod of steel, and no HIV. I'm now an adult movie star, banging porn stars.
Thank you, SICP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206906

Completely incorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206899
Yeah that was good.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess I'll never fully understand the Japanese.
Why do things such as the Comiket still exist today, in Two Thousand Ten?
You wait in line for hours on end while being subjected to the stench of sweaty armpits and dried semen coming from the people around you, you pay through your nose for your games and there's the chance you won't even make it to the stand before all the copies are sold out.
Indie Japanese developers should ditch physical copies and sell their stuff on Steam instead. Digital download means infinite copies, which in turn means infinite revenue, and the discounted price will discourage rampant piracy.
Plus you'll also have the privilege of having your own official place where to discuss games, instead of some lousy thread on 2ch that'll die in two hours.
What does /jp/ think about it? Would the thought of buying Touhou games on Steam entice you?

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

I'd like to ask a question to everyone who thinks the name "cockmongler" is so important: have you thought about how many young people might be viewing this site? I know my teenage son LOVES to hang out on 4chan and other "anime" sites while he's at school. I really don't think such a funny picture needs a vulgar name like "cockmongler" to be funny.

The picture is good no matter what name we call it. "Grinman" is a meme we can show to our friends and family of every age. Would you try to give grandma a smile by showing her "cockmongler"?

It's a big internet out there, and the best memes are memes for people of all ages and cultures. I know I'm in the minority on this one, but how would all of you feel if I started calling this picture "Erection Cat"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206921

We don't mind /tg/, /g/, or /prog.

We mind everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206921
They all died in a room full of their own feces and urine.

Nothing but /a/ here.

[Alyss !iN.MY.aRMs No.]

You know, I went to Japan in 2005 for a week.

Pretty cool.

Is /jp/ like that?

[Anonymous No.]

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ASHLEE, I'D LIKE TO BEAT YOUR CHEST WITH MY ENORMOUSLY HEAVY, THROBBING PELVIC CROCODILE UNTIL I GEYSER A HUGE WATERFALL OF STICKY BABY DRESSING ON YOUR FACE. I'LL MOP IT UP WITH MY THICK HEAD AND SLAP IT ON YOUR LIPS SO THEY DON'T CHAP. YOU'LL CUM SO HARD YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS WILL NEED TO CHANGE THEIR SHEETS. I GUARANTEE IT.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6206921
You just made that up

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

Well I was spending xmas all alone, feeling very depressed, not even a single phone call from my family. I looked through the window and basically all the lights were out in the other apartments. My neighbours were all speindg xmas somewhere else, having a good time. Then I decided to go for a walk. It was late night. The streets were mostly empty. As I walked by an alley I saw the image of Santa. Well it was a middle aged man dressed as Santa. And he was very drunk, I could tell because of the stumbling steps. He turned to one of the walls, and pulled his dick out to piss. I knew this was my opportunity. I walked to him, and got on my knees just before he started. In a few seconds I was able to feel that hot piss dripping, flowing... He was holding it for ages because when he finished I was soaking wet. When it was over, I kissed the tip of his PENIS, stood up and hugged him. He said: Merry Christmas, sonny...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206871
/u/ has a sister version, sort of:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=btnubk80

[Anonymous No.]

Resident /g/entooman here. I just want to say you guys are massive cunts

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206921
/jp/ was never that way, and I've been on /jp/ since 2003.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.
Anyways, I began to play Final Fantasy 4 about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the game, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last fight.
Then I played the game again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Rydia every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Rydia.
I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Rydia. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Rydia everywhere.
I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Rydia dolls.. Rydia is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.
I'm in love with Rydia. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Rydia. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.
So, this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Rydia break free from behind her glass prison.
Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206961

True /g/ knows /jp/ is fine for the most part.

/jp/ does not appreciate people invading its privacy, however. Knock before entering, not barge in with a hoard of idiots.

[Player Two No.]

i... oH GOG, wHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is fucking hilarious. It's like this picture came to life.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

Shion Sonozaki waited. The cicadas around her cried and chirped out of the forest. There were demons in her bloodline. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Mion were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Shion was a Sonozaki for eighteen years. When she was young she watched the yakuza and she said to Oryou "I want to be head of the family granny."
Oryou said "No! You will BE POSSESS BY DEMONS"
There was a time when she believed her. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the Watanagashi of the Hinamizawa she knew there were demons.
"This is for Satoshi" the demons crackered. "You must fight everyone!"
So Shion gotted her Tazer and zapped up the town.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said her friends
"I will beg at her" said Keiichi and he pleaded for Mion's safety promise. Shion hammered at him and tried to crucify him up. But then the police came and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! You must resist the demons" Keiichi shouted
Shion said "No, Keiichi. I am the demons."
And then Shion was a zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

Goddammit /jp/

Why can't we make a good impression on the other boards?

Do you guys even try? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206962
>I've been on /jp/ since 2003
now this, THIS is humor. it's not often anybody on 4chan ever makes me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

/Int/olerant /a/non says hi.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe I'll stay here for a while. It seems like you actually talk about video games unlike that board...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206720
Musume is on board,
good luck on your trip!

[Anonymous No.]

I lol'ed. Good show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206982

No, we don't LIKE the other boards.

/prog/ won't leave us alone, though.

Yes I've read my goddamn SICP today

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED REVERSAL OF THE ATTACK
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OSENSEI I GUESS ?
HE'S A KAISO
AND IS CALLED ``MORIHEI''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT AIKIDOKA
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED DAN
AIKIDO IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE DEFEATED A CHARGING RHINO
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206982
Why should we? We don't need any more retards polluting our board.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is fairly easy to troll

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207006

I think you got it the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207006
I no rite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206953
No, and if you recognized the picture you'd remember the thread.

>>6206962
Same to you. I doubt you are here 24/7. But if you are, I'm sure you remember the thread.

You may now commence acting like Remilia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207001
oh /jp/ you're so tsun tsun, but we know deep down you're all dere dere for us ^_^

[Da ★ Ze !MaRIsaDqf. No.]

>>6206982
I'd say we made a good impression, they won't forget us for a long time.

Oh wait, you mean a POSITIVE impression? Oh, god no, we can't. That would be like asking /v/ to talk about video games instead of insects.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

Good work Suigin.

[Anonymous No.]

MAXIMUM /a/UTISM ITT

[Anonymous No.]

Best thread progression. Keep being the best board /jp/.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

ahh im too old for this
moot kill the captcha already

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207013

Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207024
An inspiration to us all.

[Anonymous No.]

youve just been HURT FEELINGS AND BUTT RANGED
go drink ur moms bredt milk u fart commander
i bet u hav a fetish
FOR MEN LMAO
ur just so made all the time
its 2 easy 23 own u
"i like to drnikj sperm from my spermbottle while waring my sperm necklace" - u

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206999
Speaking of Aikido, I got back from practice a couple of hours ago. Did some nice stuff with Jo tonight yo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207024

And a loser. Get laid already.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6207036
I fucking love Jo

[Anonymous No.]

hey what does /jp/ think if AKB48 subgroup, Watarirouka Hashiritai?

i'm all into them now

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

That was hilarious. Good job /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Finally suigin does something for the benefit of /jp/.

About damned time.

[Anonymous No.]

This feels like a good excuse to visit some of the other boards

Come on /jp/ lets be nice and show our class to the rest of 4chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206983
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 15260 YEAR OLD LAND DEITY HERE. I'VE BEEN ON /JP/ SINCE THE AMATSUKAMI CREATED THIS BOARD BY PARTING THE PRIMORDIAL SEA. IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND FROM BEFORE THE DESCENT OF NINIGI-NO-MIKOTO, YOU DON'T BELONG HERE.

FUCKING NEWFAGS RUINING MY /JP/. I BET YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A SHRINE.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6207046
i did with youre mother
04l nooblord

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207046

Was that supposed to be trolling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207036

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207058

Not happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207049
You'd have to ask the idolfags, most of /jp/ only listens to Touhou remixes.

[Anonymous No.]

hey guys will a mighty aikidoka come with me tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207070
really? i feel like everytime i poke my head into /jp/ (admittedly not often) i see an idol thread on the first page

i thought /jp/ was all into that pedo music stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207085
>pedo music

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207085

Idols keep themselves condensed, most of /jp/ ignores them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206921
Ironically, I do actually remember this thread. I say ironically, because it was a troll thread, and watching all this insipid patting yourselves on the back only underlines how poor our current trolling quality really is.

Step it up.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does the thread on /jp/, one of the slowest boards on 4chan, have the most replies on any of the threads?

That should tell you something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207102
We get extremely off topic and love meta discussions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207085
Could it be possible that different people on the board have different tastes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207102

Because of everyone else who flooded in here, obviously.

It doesn't mean anything, KoG.

[Anonymous No.]

We never got a visit from /toy/-kun ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>We get extremely off topic and love meta discussions.

You forgot samefaggotry.

Fun Fact: Half the posts in this thread are mine.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>6207102
King of fags makes a post; nobody gives a shit.

Cat falls out of tree; journalists amazed, lands on its feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207085
J-Pop is in fact quite superior to a lot of Western pop nowadays and has been for quite some time.

And you shouldn't make mistaken connections with a lot of the other content on /jp/ with idols.

[\oдo/ !C.A.Tdb5RI No.]

>>6207122
Why would someone from good board come to place like this?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>6207102
I don't care for your post, and nobody else does also, but I will respond to it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207125

KoG = Suigin confirmed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6206720
BMG; ヒロシゲ３６号　～ Neo Super Express

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207125
why are u such a huge faggot??

[Anonymous No.]

>201 posts and 78 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Successful metatrain is successful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207131
i was just thinking about Hello Project, mostly... have you ever seen one of their live concerts? the crowd is all middle aged men. it creeps me out

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207133
>\oдo/ !C.A.Tdb5RI
I was hoping you wouldn't come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207153
I've been to several actually, especially the one at Anime Expo where it was full of lots of girl fans and young people in general.

The international fan base is all over the place in its demographics and that changes in each country too

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207058

Ah yes. That's when Reina looked cute.

[Anonymous No.]

OP, truth of the matter is that we're all cute girls.

It is said that upon a year and a day of browsing /jp/, if you are deemed worthy, you will wake up in a grandiose mansion as a pristine young maiden and be accepted to the sisterhood of /jp/. A slightly older girl will help you adjust to your new life, always taking care of you with a gentle smile. You will play and converse all day, with her translating VNs for you as you play and helping you with patterns in Touhou and Dodonpachi, and after the sun sets you'll get eat her delicious cooking. After taking a bath together, where she combs your hair and washes you thoroughly, it will be time to go to bed, and she will teach you the pleasures of being a woman until no trace of your former personality remains and all that is left is a pure, yuri-obsessed girl yearning for her onee-sama's warm touch.

Our facade as disgruntled, crude parasites on society is a part of the test to judge whether one is worthy of being a cute girl. Only if you've left behind all desire for the 3D world and purely devoted yourself to 2D will you be chosen.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6207125
hi me
shall we fuse?

[\oдo/ !C.A.Tdb5RI No.]

>>6207159
Well im sorry. I was busy with school and getting laid.

Pleaase dont make posts like that anymore, you are just making me want to stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207125
>>6207139
>>6207183

So are they different people, yet the same person, like Kami and Piccolo?

[Anonymous No.]

wht is this nigger shit

[Anonymous No.]

Ever since my car accident in 2002 when I lost both of my legs, I have not been able to lead a normal sexual life with my spouse. Fortunately we came across Aikido which changed the way I live. I am now able to perform many sex positions and lead an otherwise normal sex life. Thank you so much.

Kevin Ziolowski

[Anonymous No.]

Aikido is designed around multiple attackers, usually with weapons. Aikido does not claim to be the most powerful martial art. Aikido is a means to and end. That end being the culmination of the mind body and spirit. There are no tournaments in traditional Aikido. As an Aikidoka I have no reservations saying that Aikido CAN be an extremely powerful force if used correctly. This argument was null from the first post ,however. There is no point in arguing what martial art is "the best". If you are a true martial artist you wouldn't argue that any one is the best, you would know it depends upon the personal skill of a practitioner.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6207187
do you want me to call the cat again

[Anonymous No.]

So, /jp/, what are you looking forward?

[Anonymous No.]

Aikido is great. People who say it's useless have it confused with something else.
It forms the basic principles behind all kinds of other martial arts, such as kendo and judo, parsing it down to the basic needs of learning to stop working against your own body. Some of the footwork is identical that in Kendo, but Aikido isn't as much concerned with footwork or technique as the basic mind/body harmonizing principles that should be fundamental to all actions. It's coincidental that it happens to be a practice drawn from the martial art of Aikijutsu which samurai studied. It has a lot in common with Kyudo (archery) and Zen meditation that way. And like Kyudo, or calligraphy it's a great way to study zen.

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp No.]

>>6207183
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA8zJUTXk5E

Also, hello folks, how do you do? One's interest in this board more or less depends on your tastes and interests. This is essentially the Touhou/Visual Novel board with a few other elements thrown in.

Take care!

[Anonymous No.]

Meido is not working today, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

I was not attacked by 2 big black men, but Aikido surely saved my life just the same.

So, I was coming home from a work about a month ago, on my motorcyle- Vespa LX 150. Was going at around 90km/h (about 50 miles/hour I guess). Then something from the right came out at very fast speed. All I could do was to steer to the right, and used the front brake. My bike first came to a sudden halt, then proceed to flung itself in circles into the air,. I did not know what was going on, and was also flying, as my hands tightly held the handles. Then in a split second, I saw the ground pulling closer and I knew Im going to break my neck. Thats when I let go of the handles, and rolled on the ground. Asphalt was harder than Aikido training mats. So I ended up in hospitals with severe cuts and scrapes.

But I did not break my neck, or legs, or arms. I could even died.

[Anonymous No.]

How has Aikido helped your life?

Well, through Aikido, I lost around 5% of body fat, now it's at a healthy 16%. I now know the most powerful martial arts known to man, walk through black neighborhoods without getting hurt. I guess you can say Aikido gave me a sense of security.

Inspirational video of Aikido:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn59zha-uAQ

[\oдo/ !C.A.Tdb5RI No.]

>>6207206
Okay you win. But I will come here when you least expect it. (when you aint here to mess up my plans)

[Tripfag McGee !NHqdxYQAec No.]

what the fuck is going on h
>Suigin
>Whiteren
Carry on. someone will clean up your messes once you're done shitting on the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

Aikido uses the body to it's fullest, a crippled person is weak, to match a healthy person he must use a martial arts that uses his body to it's peak. Judo only uses 10% of the body's maximum.

Aikido uses 100%

Now, think about it. A crippled person who uses his body to its fullest can defeat a healthy person who uses Judo.

What about a healthy person using Aikido, a martial arts that uses his body to the max.
He would be a killing machine.

Thank god, Aikido teaches love and peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>222 posts and 83 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

Is it too late to greet the visitors?

Welcome to /jp/~

[Anonymous No.]

Aikido does not reflect attacks.
It reverses them, and furthermore: Add more force.

A reversed 9mm bullet is more like a fucking cannonball made of burning suns of rage. It could easily tear through a tank.

That is the power of Aikido.

[Anonymous No.]

Where are the train otakus? Jesus

I miss /jp/ - general....

[\oдo/ !C.A.Tdb5RI No.]

>>6207232
100% of body strenght? Do you mean like Fist of the north star?

Can you like ATATATATATAATAT CHOO people and stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

My Aikido dojo is across from a Karate dojo. We usually get alot of rude remarks from them, such as Aikido being for weaklings.

Well, one of them challenged me, he was a white male in his 20's. I accepted of course, I never back down from a challenge.

He had really good form, but his Karate was no match for my Aikido. He delivered a great kick but it was nothing for me, I easily grabbed it and knocked him down with a kick. This went on for about 10 minutes until he got too tired.

He got frustrated and left, he was about to cross the street but I stopped him from getting hit by a speeding cyclist. He didn't say thanks but it still felt good to save someone.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone click the link to their next stop? Reading what they have to say about /jp/ is hilarious.

[TrainConductor !!Cl5Hpal8sU5 No.]

HEY KISAMAS,
WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.
(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207217
It's funny how Saten threads get deleted and then this shit stays.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6207269
>>>/lit/1168554
>>>/mu/13055566
>>>/n/224376
>>>/new/2413564
>>>/po/397306
>>>/sci/1822370

They think we are the worst board
mission accomplished I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207275
I don't want to set the world on fire~

[TrainConductor !!Cl5Hpal8sU5 No.]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Schopenhauer, and I exist because of our interconnected status within this metaphysical construct. All of you are Hypothetical, Matter-recognized, impedances on the eternal nature of mindness who spend every second of their meaningless, yet quaint existence looking at that which chooses to gaze upon them. You are everything bad in the world, as perceived by a greater majority of the moral sphere. Honestly, have any of you ever even fucking read The World As Will and Representation? I mean, I guess it's fun being completely unaware of the vast cosmic existence that pervades our very souls, deeming our own actions petty and inconsequential, playing to our own insecurities, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than that douche, Hegel.

Don't be a limited physical construct. Just hit me with your best shot (assuming that it exists within an existential realm of which I myself can perceive, if not interact with). I'm pretty much perfect (suck it, Descartes!). I was captain of the debate team (master-debater class of 1804) , and wrote a book. A fucking book. What books have you written, other than "jacking off to naked drawn Japanese people FOR DUMMIES"? My metaphysical treatises are the foundation for that which influenced the likes of Nietzsche, Wagner, and a whole mess of Germans. I have a hot bitch or ten in my stables at all times ("women are by nature meant to obey" who said that, faggots? Not you, that's fucking who.). You are nothing but an endless interplay of images and desires.

Thanks for listening, as if it mattered.

Pic Related: It's me and my fucking boss sideburns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207288
Hm, more shit for me militia folder?
If you insist...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207288

>I'm pretty much perfect (suck it, Descartes!)

You did not just pull that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207281
They haven't been on /b/ yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207302
/b/ probably loves this kind of shit. Atleast /jp/ still actually has a mob mentality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207302
/b/ really isn't anything special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207288
Brofist.jpg

I'm definitely down with Schopenhauer but his religious concepts are a little undeveloped

[TrainConductor !!Cl5Hpal8sU5 No.]

M-my name is Yuno, and I think every single one of you should try harder!. I mean... you're... you're all so slow and lazy and... N-NOT THAT I THINK THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THAT but I... I think you need to do better! You're the people who've everyone's forgotten and I... I think you have the great potential to do what's right! I mean have any of you had any friends? I mean, I guess it's fun talking to people online, but you need to make honest friends! Please I don't want to see you start getting angry at each other for no reason.

Please don't ignore me. I know I have my own problems. I have a lot of them in fact. I was invited into an art school I don't deserve, and made a bunch of friends who treat me better than they should. What do you do?, other than "fapping" and "being so ronrey" which I don't quite understand, I'm sorry. I also don't get that good of grades, and I have a very good neighbor who's fun to be around (she just ate my entire supply of noodles, she's very short on cash I'm afraid). But as I was saying, you all must try and be better people! ... please? Thank you for listening, I hope.

This image is related too: It's me and Miyachan.

[OP R SUPREEEME FARTCOMANDER No.]

>>6207313
U BUTTMAD NEWFRIEND?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207281

And nothing of value was lost

[TrainConductor !!Cl5Hpal8sU5 No.]

Gentlemen, I like VLC.

Gentlemen, I like VLC.

Gentlemen, I love VLC!

I like AVI, I like RMVB,

I like 120fps, I like interlacing,

I like rainbowing, I like the dot crawl, I like blocking.

I like the ringing, and I like tinny audio.

On a computer, a DVD player, a PS3, on a Mac, on an Archos.

I truly love each and every kind of artifact man can encode to a file.

I like the broken ASS support when even the simplest of lines fails to render correctly. When the translator's notes overlaps the main dialogue, it makes my heart dance!

I like when an encode displays like it is corrupted! It always left a warm feeling in my chest when they would check the CRC, only to find it is correct.

I like it when #darkhold encoders post on AnimeSuki and RAGE about the topic at hand. I recall how much it moved me, seeing how epic longposts were made, how they would shun the subject again and again, even though it wouldn't die. And it's painfully exciting when a leecher posts about how great it is in the same thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207281

Better to have them hate us and only come occasionally to give a half-hearted troll, than to have them love us and stop by regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a good laugh at this, even Suigin is useful at times.

[Anonymous No.]

And how wonderful it is to have 120fps for a show that is a constant 23.976!

And that pitiful resistance, encoding to h264, despite it being harder on the CPU. I even remember when XviD had a 10:1 leecher ratio!

I like it when the MKV fanboys are thrown into chaos. And when the VFR feature they are supposed to be promoting is violated repeatedly... oh how very sad it is.

I like it when the detail and sharpness in HD encodes are crushed and obliterated! And them being filtered, smearing and ghosting and looking worse than a standard DVD.

Gentlemen, what I want is a low bitrate hell.

Gentlemen, my compatriots, leechers, you who abuse my XDCC bots... gentlemen, what do you desire? Do you also want eyecancer? Is a return to the age of VCDs what you want?

Do you yearn for a VHS encode that stretches the very limits of poor quality, the artifacts so intense that it makes Stevie Wonder cringe?

Very well then, we shall have VLC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207339
You are just sad because nobody likes us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207374
It's actually pretty hard to alienate people enough to make them leave me alone. People around makes me nervous and effects my concentration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207374
Who cares, even I don't like myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207374

I prefer it, actually.

Do you see the state /jp/ exploded into when this train came around? Here's a picture for reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207393
Fuck the Holy Grail.

[TrainConductor !!Cl5Hpal8sU5 No.]

>My face when this thread is still going on

/jp/ sure is mad.

Also
>>6207337
>>6207337

That's not me. Just a fake. We finished the train ride in /x/

So

/sucess
>>6207337

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207491

>>My face when this thread is still going on

>/jp/ sure is mad.

Let's clear this up now.
/jp/ is fairly slow. Threads will last for hours, whether we like it or not.
/jp/ is unmoderated. Moderators only come by once in a blue moon, and generally they delete and ban a bunch of things they're not supposed to before leaving when the board gets in a huff.
/jp/ has few carekeepers. There's one devoted janitor, and they are clearly not active right now.

All things considered, unless the janitor wakes up, this thread will be here for anywhere between 6-14 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207491
It's possible to crack a secure tripcode?

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6207510
maybe he used some dumb word like ##faggot or something

[TrainConductor !!Cl5Hpal8sU5 No.]

>>6207510
>>6207510

To be honest, I never thought it would get this much attention. I just came up with a shitty tripcode.

I might just end up deleting all the boards since it seems like it's gonna turn it into a shitstorm soon.

I had my fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207526

Test

[Suigin !!QSvwrQMMkoH No.]

>>6207526

Test

[Anonymous No.]

/adv/, I have no fucking idea what just happened in the last 24 hours, but I think I got jelly. I woke up in a tripfag thread, I'm butthurt and I was covered in shame. All over the room there were greentext of me, I was naked, jacking off, posing on all fours etc.

My head is throbbing so much I'm on the verge of tears. I think there are scars or something on my soul and my ass hurts. I can barely stand up without feeling like I'm going to FFFUUUUUU, and I think I'm tripping out really hard on something... don't know what. I don't even know where I am (the tripfag thread is 404'd) but apparently I checked in here because I have all my stuff.

I'm seriously too angry to leave /adv/, I'm freaking out... what do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207095
Or ask the idoltards to get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6207510
>>6207526
Just use this:
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/68857