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have you ever met a touhou in your dreams?

if so, did you make love to her?

>> No.6202903

As a matter of fact, I dreamed of getting married to Sanae, but no, no love, no sex. It was a very formal marriage at her shrine, complete with the kneeling pose and sipping tea calmly.

>> No.6202907

Actually, I've never dreamed of tohos. Maybe I'm just not trying hard enough.

>> No.6202924

I dreamt of living with alice until I got tired of all her passive agressive shit and just raped her.

Then marisa walked in mid way through and killed me. Then they had tear-filled yuri sex.

I was satisfied with the results.

>> No.6202930

I've dreamed of playing the games.

Wasn't fun.

>> No.6202943

I had quite the fucking retarded dream. Involved Cirno and Meiling teaming up against a horde of zombies and shit.

It ended with Yuuka killing off Meiling and being frozen at absolute zero by Cirno. She then reached the SDM and became the new guard.

>> No.6202950

I borrowed some books from Patchy.

>> No.6202952

I had a dream where I was sitting in an airport waiting area and a Rumia was trying to jam her foot in my crotch.

It was really annoying and I eventually left the airport and missed my flight as a result. Jesus christ that made me angry when I woke up even though it didn't actually happen.

>> No.6202954

I once rode on Optimus Prime's shoulder with Reisen, on Mars.

>> No.6203010
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yes. I've seen touhous I don't usually care too much about in my dreams. I've yet to see my favorites like Yukari, Reimu and Marisa. I thought our minds would trigger dreams of our favorites...

Usually I get see random touhous like Keine, Aya, Youmu, and so on. Saw Aya last night in a hiked up skirt showing her ass, lol slut.

damn it, I want a Yukari dream.

>> No.6203048

I once had a dream where I was listening to Wriggle rant about how unloved she was

Another dream involved me almost hugging Nitori but waking up right as I was about to wrap my arms around her it's the only dream I've had of my waifu so far

>> No.6203057

>>6202889
Hey, take it easy.

>> No.6203136

>>6202954
Shit sounds awesome.

I might have. Been so busy these last months that LOL SLEEP? GAMES? WHAT IS THAT?

...yet I have 10 minutes and I'm not playing, I'm here on jp. Man, what happened to me?

>> No.6203205

Oh boy, shrinemaiden is here! Shrinemaiden thread!

>> No.6203239

>>6203205
?

>> No.6203247

Yes, with Komachi.

Lucid dreaming is fukcing great.

>> No.6203258

>>6203205
Are you serious? /jp/ Touhoufriends have been making these shitty ass threads for two years now. This isn't something new or exclusive to shrinemaiden/pooshlmer.

>> No.6203262

I fucked Reisen.

Then Bern showed up.

>> No.6203273

For some reason, I had a dream with Komachi in it, strange since she isn't really one of my favorites.

I don't remember much, but in the dream it appeared that I somehow got lost in Heaven, and for whatever reason she was there (hunting down celestials maybe?) and carried me back to land on a grassy hill.

>> No.6203275

I just recently got released from a fairly long term in prison and honestly this has been going on since before I got sentenced. Although, this moe trend sort of caught me off guard.

>> No.6203299

Yesterday, I had a dream involving sex (but it wasn't with a 2D character). I went down on her and started giving her a cunnilingus.

This is the only part I remember clearly of my dream and I remember it because I couldn't taste/feel anything (because I've never given oral to a girl). I don't know why my brain didn't realize "hey dude, you're in a dream right now" because there's no way this could ever happen in real life.

>> No.6203335

>>6203275
What thread did that post belong to?

>> No.6203359

I've had 9, count em', nine dreams so far.

1: I remember "wrestling" Cirno, ended up with Dominatrix Cirno.

2:During an FPS adventure, I remember seeing Marisa in a 3d graphics top down shooter on a wall.

3:I remember that there was a 3d Sanae and I had control of her with an xbox 360 controller, I had to hold up and x to run up walls and jump on enemies heads to defeat them.

4: Another fps adventure, at the end of it, there was this character-selection type thing and it had Touhou characters in white shirts. I can only really remember Kanako because she stood out with her full chest.

5:Yuuka kissing me I SWEAR she was forcing me

6:During yet another FPS adventure, I remember seeing Reimu's home in a New York City/Los Angeles type urban area. I remember you had to say "Niko Miko Reimu" for her to open the door, but she wasn't there and I noticed a note on the door that said that she was at the store. Marisa had a shed next to Reimu's house, it was kind of beat up, and I only saw a 3d Yukkuri of her.

7:During yet another FPS adventure, I remember Remilia coming out of a door to a restaurant, she was in 2d. Later on, I remember seeing these dolls on a street, they were all regular faries except for a Yuuka doll. I remember that one of them meant death. There was a bed on the street, and I climbed in, and after a few moments, I was raped by a futa.

8:During a weird Amnesia/Penumbra type FPS adventure in a house, I remember a boxing match and for some reason, a picture of Cirno flashed in front of me.

9:I remember Sanae getting raped by Suwako, who was a Futa.

If you are wondering how I remember all these, I keep a dream journal for Touhou dreams.

>> No.6203382

>>6203335
You caught that, eh?
It 404'd, but you didn't miss anything really.

>> No.6203385

>>6203359
I am however, frustrated and disappointed that I haven't had an dreams with Rumia.

>> No.6203394

>>6203359
>5:Yuuka kissing me
Do I even have to say it?

>> No.6203406

yes

I comforted a lonely flandre

I would chose that over sex any night

>> No.6203408

>>6203394
My brain was just trolling me dude. I swear.

>> No.6203416

>>6203275
Now I just want to know. What did you go to prison for anon?

>> No.6203419

>>6203408
I didn't want it to happen.

I had no control.

Come on, dudes, that was just one dream. I'm sure the one where I get futa raped is more exciting and conversation-worthy.

>> No.6203421
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1. Dreamt of Byakuren fucking Murasa with her scroll thing and sucking away her life force until she's nothing but a mummy.

2. I dreamt of Shou sitting on a throne, watching two shaolin monks sparring in an arena. It was a weird and very long dream which ended with me eating somebody alive.

>> No.6203429

>>6203359
How the fuck do you get so lucky?

Do you live and breath Touhou? What is your secret to having that many dreams on Touhou?

>> No.6203445

>>6203416
Hm, let's just say I got a little careless about storing my media.

On a relevant note I too had touhou dreams. In prison at that. I found a clear mind before bed helps a lot with this whole process. You may want to look up various meditation techniques.

>> No.6203456

>>6203359
Zombie-bro here, I admire you.

>> No.6203458

>>6203429
Well, most of my day, each day, is spent doing Touhou related stuff. Reading doujins, watching PVs, listening to the music, and playing the official/fan-made games.

The only things I do not have are the body pillow covers and figurines.

I had my first dream about three and a half months ago, and I didn't start my dream journal untill number 8.

When I decided to ave the Journal, I wrote them all down so I can never forget.

>> No.6203466

>>6203456
Zombie-bro?

Anyways, thanks.

>> No.6203473

>>6203466
Ah.
>>6202943

But yeah stay awesome

>> No.6203474

ITT: RONERY NERDS

Of course, because it's only in your dreams that a woman would ever touch you.

The truth hurts.

>> No.6203491

>>6203474

OMG RAAAAAGE nah just kidding. I could care less about that shit.

>> No.6203497

>>6203474
Sometimes you can have more company than you'd care for.

>> No.6203498

QUALITY THREAD guy, you missed one

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>>6203491
>could care less
You people just don't learn, do ya?

>> No.6203507
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6203507

HIDE GET OFF THIS FUCKING SHIT HOLY

>> No.6203509

>>6203473
Oh.

Cool.

I've found that the best thing to do is to set aside around thirty or twenty minutes for (I am not trolling you) make believe time with your body pillow. You have to force your mind to turn the pillow into whoever it is you want it to be, and make sure that you go to sleep thinking that you are actually still cuddling with them as you doze off.

I know it might sound a little weird, but I get noticeably better dreams doing that.I haven't had a nightmare or anything of the sort since I started doing it.

Also, I sleep with two body pillows at once.

inb4 one is Yuuka, one is Rumia.

>> No.6203515

>>6203509
I would believe one is Hitler

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>>6203501

>> No.6203522
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>>6203515
Actually, I try to make them both Rumia by thinking that she has a twin.

>> No.6203527

>>6203501

You can also take the phrase "couldn't care less" as referring to the fact that you care a great deal about something but cannot bring yourself to care less about it.

>> No.6203540

>>6203522
Actually I may try this out. Yet again you are awesome

>> No.6203563

>>6203527
Actually I may try this out. Yet again you are awesome

>> No.6203565

>>6203540
Thanks.

I've practiced that so many times it kinda disrupts reality and it feels like all there is in the world is just you, and whoever you believe is laying with you. It's a wonderful experience when you get the hang of it.

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6203569

Hm, sandwiched between hitler and his object of affection.

>> No.6203585

this was my dream last night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSggtXbusdE

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>>6203569

>> No.6203613

If by making love you mean Flandre torturing me to death in one dream and Youmu slicing my hands and eventually cutting my throat in a fight.... Then yes, I made love to them both.

>> No.6203620

>>6203613
I suggest this to remedy you:
>>6203509

Give this a shot, if it doesn't work, send it back for a full refund, no questions asked. comes with a free bottle of Oxy-clean.

>> No.6203627

>>6203620
Watch him get the same dreams, except they'll end much quicker because the girls will be closer to his jugular.

>> No.6203641

About a month ago I saw Fladre in a dream. She was sitting at a table drinking something (I guess tea).

My best Touhou dream was when I didn't just meet them, but rather I was one. I was Suwako and was on a big stage or something as the Moriya Shrine was being introduced to our world in some sort of huge televised event. I recall making a fat trollface (smirking, rolling my eyes etc) when they were talking about Kanako, and I something I said ended up making Sanae and Kanako fight each other right there, like a full-on Touhou fight broke out with fast flying and danmaku everywhere. I was just floating around following them lazily and recall it ended with Sanae delivering a flying mid-air kick to Kanako's face.

So yeah it was pretty much the best dream ever. I don't lucid dream either and hence it felt all the more surprising after I woke up; I felt as if I understood everything about Suwako perfectly from that point forward. I also wish I could play with with those long blonde bangs again that shimmered in the sunlight.. I lived the dream, for like ten minutes.

>> No.6203646

>>6203641

(typo)
*saw Flandre

>> No.6203656

>>6203641
I remember you from those other dream threads. Cool.

>> No.6203686

>>6203509
I'm going to try this tonight.

>> No.6203696

>>6203509
I don't know if I'll be able to get to sleep if I try this.

>> No.6203697

>>6202889
Last night I dreamed Shiki was destroying the world and she fought Goku.

Yeah I dunno what was going on.

>> No.6203703

>>6203696
Try it when you aren't pressured to wake early the next morning.

>> No.6203714

>>6203703
Would it work with a normal pillow? Will I dream of mai waifu as a midget with a normal pillow?

>> No.6203739

>>6203714
I've never used a normal pillow for this.

Give it a try and see what happens.

>> No.6203742

Just before going to sleep, look at one character's picture, and head to sleep immediately.

50% chance to work tho.

>> No.6203744

>>6203739
I dunno man. Midgets freak me out.

>> No.6203754

Nope, but that hasn't stopped me before!

Night /jp/, I'm off to try lucid dreaming yet again.

>> No.6203778

>>6203714

"Normal pillow" method works fine, it pretty much comes down to your waifu is at an angle to you as opposed to being parallel. Height issues aside, it pretty much is that her upper body is the only thing within reach.

If you use a normal pillow as a body pillow, yeah. It might end up that she feels really small, which won't be a problem if your waifu is someone such as Suika who's that small naturally. Flandre is of a similar size.

>> No.6203851

This thread sums up what we get from people like >>6201692 as long as there's no anime.

How many Haruhi fans you see trying to lucid dream just to whip their own stories up?

>> No.6203860

>>6203851
i dunno, maybe there's a shit load

>> No.6203862

I have met Reimu in the Land of Nod but we just had awkward conversation and tea. No shit.

FUCK MY LIFE.

>> No.6203933
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I had this dream at the beginning of the month.

I was inside this cult place dedicated to... something terrible, and it was crowded. On the offering table were large stacks of money, and artifacts made of gold. Many had esoteric runes on them, which... were hard to describe in detail.

A certain woman caught the corner of my eye, and there was no doubt it was Yukari sitting behind the table. She had dat smirk on her face and dat glint in her eyes. She started piling all the money and the artifacts into an empty sack.

I was the only one in the room who noticed her. She seemed invisible to everyone else.

As soon as Yukari piled as much as she could into the empty sack, she stood up, walked away from the table, and faded into a mysterious purple mist, reflecting toriis and many eyes...

Also, I had the gut feeling that Yukari was looting the place, but whatever.

>> No.6203968

I had a dream about having sex with Flandre. That's pretty much it.

>enchled alone

Right on the mark.

>> No.6204067

I dreamed about Remilia once, but I don't remember the particulars. I also dreamed of Sakuya once, I wrote about that in an earlier dream thread: http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/6153198#p6153231

I remember I have had a dream about another Touhou character, but I don't remember which one. Usually you forget what happened fairly quickly. Most is gone after a minute or two, and only if you actively try to remember what happened at that point will you be able to recollect some of the dream.

Also what >>6203010 said is very true, you never get dreams about your favourite characters. But at least for me, the ones I had a dream about became closer to me after that. I didn't care for Remilia or Sakuya, now I like them better.

>> No.6204843

I usually wake up to my radio alarm clock, but a few days ago, I drifted half back to sleep, dreaming that the station had some kind of competition going on where you have to shoot Touhous. I remember admiring the smoothness of Keine's skin and the perfect composition of her face through the scope. Then I shot her between the eyes.

>> No.6204848

Only once. There was Remilia on it and I was fucking fighting for my life. Don't ever want that to happen again. Fuck Remilia.

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