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Anonymous Wed May 14 11:59:06 2008 No.620121 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/, what happened to this news reporter?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 11:59:47 2008 No.620125 He got old

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 12:00:28 2008 No.620130 he got on reddit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 12:01:48 2008 No.620143 ffw

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 12:02:55 2008 No.620145 3 years of living in Japan? NO! I know! It's a subtle side effect of having to lie to a nation! Like what happened to Ari Fleisher before he quit out of duisgust.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 12:07:30 2008 No.620166 probably has some disease.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 12:11:40 2008 No.620180 >>620166 Well, whatever causes you to age 2 decades in less than 4 years, I do not want.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 12:17:06 2008 No.620184 aids

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 12:19:16 2008 No.620186 holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 12:19:48 2008 No.620188 Stopped dying his hair?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 12:20:28 2008 No.620189 Stopped dyeing his hair?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 12:20:31 2008 No.620190 It's Araki. How did you think he did it?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 12:21:38 2008 No.620194 drugs? (all his hair follicles seem to have died)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 12:24:32 2008 No.620198 >>620190 Araki is leeching the life force of a poor news reporter?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 12:26:36 2008 No.620201 >>620198 Immortality doesn't come free, you know. He doesn't have any Hourai Elixir. How else would he power his reverse aging?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 12:30:19 2008 No.620208 >>620189 This

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 12:31:35 2008 No.620210 ITS A SHOOPED

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 14:18:43 2008 No.620496 >>620186 I don't think this is the cause...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 14:25:28 2008 No.620514 >>620189 how do you explain his face then

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 14:39:19 2008 No.620555 >>620514 Stopped using botox?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 14:52:57 2008 No.620579 >>620555 How would you explain his suit then? It perked up a bit in '06, but look at its colour now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 14:53:45 2008 No.620591 >>620579 I love you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 14:54:00 2008 No.620594 >>620579 Stopped dyeing his suit?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 15:08:55 2008 No.620630 he's sick. don't mess with him.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 15:21:15 2008 No.620649 File: 53 KB, 638x541, 1210778475158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 15:22:46 2008 No.620652 He started using meth.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 15:47:28 2008 No.620687 >>620594 dyeing

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 15:51:28 2008 No.620698 >>620687 Dyeing is the right word when you're talking about the act of applying dye to something. Successful attempt at a fail though. Good job!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 15:54:49 2008 No.620710 File: 42 KB, 300x450, 1210780489197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Araki's stealing his youth.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 15:55:25 2008 No.620711 File: 183 KB, 716x494, 1210780525045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>620687

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 15:59:32 2008 No.620716 He pulled a Bill Clinton.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:01:21 2008 No.620720 >>620698

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:01:23 2008 No.620721 >>620716 Cigars, cigarettes, anyone?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:02:40 2008 No.620724 >>620720 Butt-hurt, are we? Sage if so.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:04:29 2008 No.620731 He lives is Japan, and is forced to deal with what a shithole country it is. All day, every day.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:04:29 2008 No.620732 >>620720 Sniff.. sob.. Sh-Shut up! It's not my fault I fail at basic knowledge!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:06:26 2008 No.620740 I'M SURE WE CAN TURN THIS INTO AN ANTI-KOREA THREAD SOMEHOW! I HAVE FAITH IN YOU /jAp/s

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:08:27 2008 No.620745 >>620740 not really. we're too mesmerized by nhk.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:08:56 2008 No.620743 I have only had NHK for 5 months, so I didn't notice

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:10:30 2008 No.620747 >>620745 NHK: NIPS HATE KOREANS

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:13:40 2008 No.620749 He got aids.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:15:59 2008 No.620750 >>620121 He is tired of doing the news, and wants to look old enough to be on Shouten

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:19:18 2008 No.620757 >>620649 lol

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:20:57 2008 No.620759 >>620750 or maybe he got... er, inspired by anderson cooper.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:21:23 2008 No.620763 File: 36 KB, 704x396, 1210782083825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>620649 I'm onto you Kira...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:22:48 2008 No.620769 Well since I'm in America I can't watch NHK so I have no idea who he is.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:26:57 2008 No.620774 >>620769 It's called TV Japan, offered by most cable and satellite companies.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:29:07 2008 No.620784 All japanese people look young till they hit 50 or so, then it's insta old

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:31:09 2008 No.620790 >>620774 Not for free.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:44:45 2008 No.620818 >>620790 You don't have $25 a month to spend on fine quality programming such as...er...news? News and...and...oh yeah there's Hitomi and uum....some dude traveling China by train. Also: news

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:48:48 2008 No.620827 >>620818 dont forget sumo. I have seen 2 NPB games in last 2 weeks. Yes, lots of news

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:51:47 2008 No.620835 File: 47 KB, 349x620, 1210783907105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IDK, the same thing that happened to Bill Murray?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 16:52:44 2008 No.620841 >>620818 You are a fag for watching Hitomi. Damn I loves me some Eikura Nana

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 19:17:30 2008 No.621285 File: 59 KB, 481x580, 1210792650432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey /jp/, what happend?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 19:18:31 2008 No.621290 File: 59 KB, 481x580, 1210792711043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey /b/ush, what happend?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 19:28:36 2008 No.621343 Asians' hair have almost identical pigmentation, therefore their hairs grey almost at once. It's common for Asians to become completely grey haired during the course of a year. This is science.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 19:36:55 2008 No.621381 >>621290 um, he's turning japanese?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 19:54:56 2008 No.621447 The pictures stop at almost a year ago... I wonder how he looks now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 22:17:38 2008 No.622094 >>621447 he's already ded

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 22:18:44 2008 No.622100 >>621381 I think he's turning Japanese I think he's turning Japanese I really think so...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 22:19:15 2008 No.622102 >>622094 He is doing pretty well for a zombie

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 22:19:19 2008 No.622103 >>620121 Stress

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 22:20:03 2008 No.622110 >>621343 That doesn't explain the face or the suit, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 22:27:52 2008 No.622138 >>622110 gray suits go better with gray hair. they have people doing wardrobe.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 22:38:58 2008 No.622216 >>622138 I have red hair, should I wear an orange suit?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 23:14:32 2008 No.622351 >>622216 What are you saying you fucking dumbfuck. Wear a red suit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 23:38:09 2008 No.622429 It looks like he started using meth.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 23:44:53 2008 No.622445 it's foxdie

>>	Anonymous Wed May 14 23:50:36 2008 No.622466 >>620790 http://xorsyst.com/japan/watch-japanese-tv-online/

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:45:48 2008 No.623782 is...is that last one a photoshop?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 03:47:05 2008 No.623788 >>622445 I lol'd

>>	Anonymous of Montreal !!wcjc4UrES1r Thu May 15 03:50:24 2008 No.623810 In 2004, he received a succubus. At first he was happy about it but now it's slowly sucking sucking the life out of him. And it's too late to turn back now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 04:47:09 2008 No.624255 >>623810 I'd rather die by fucking a sexy supernatural bitch than die as an old saggy piece of shit getting my ass wiped by a sexy nurse.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 15 05:45:19 2008 No.624731 >>622466 Neat. Now I can watch sumo, thanks.

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