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One day, after I move to Japan, and I'm in a stable job, I'm going to adopt a young Japanese girl and dress her up in all sorts of cute costumes. Which one would you like to see the most?

>> No.6199037

Reported for child abuse

>> No.6199041

I'd like to see her in a white dress stained red with blood standing over your corpse.

>> No.6199048
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6199048

3D japanese children..... There only good in anime.

French girls are much more delicious.

>> No.6199055

Adoption doesn't work that way. It's virtually impossible to adopt a child as a single unmarried working man. Your best bet is kidnapping/providing a home for a street urchin and forging papers to make it look like she's your real daughter. No idea how you'd do that in Japan, though, plus caucasian lolis are much cuter than Japanese ones. Good luck.

>> No.6199057
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>>6199048
But French girls stink

>> No.6199070
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6199070

I vote pajamas.

>> No.6199071

>>6199055
Okay, I see your point. Instead, I'll adopt a girl of Japanese heritage here; there's bound to be some somewhere, right? And all I have to do is get a girl to pose as my girlfriend or wife or something. That shouldn't be too hard.

>> No.6199072

>>6199057
Adds to the flavor. If its to strong for you, you can always bathe her. She will be unwilling at first, they hate water, but with a little tough love you can succeed.

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>>6199032
inb4 shes fat

>> No.6199092

Why so stuck up on Japanese?
Protip
>>6199032
>>6199057
>>6199070
Does not look Japanese.

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>>6199092
Yeah, and those are all 2D. When we're talking 3D, it's Japanese or bust.

>> No.6199104

Give her a sun dress and a princess style haircut. Teach her to say nipah.

>>6199037
I have faith in anons ability to raise a child. I sure his little girl will be given plenty of love and attention. There will be no abuse.

>> No.6199113

>>6199092
Those don't look any real race.

>> No.6199117

>>6199102
Japanses girls arnt cute though. Their all right when their older but when it comes to prepubescent, you have to go with something other than asian.

>> No.6199132

>>6199117
So, basically you're saying to adopt a little white girl who grows up to be Asian?

>> No.6199141

>>6199132
SCIENCE!

>> No.6199142

>>6199132
What does Japan think of western little girls (growing up in Japan)?

>> No.6199148

>>6199142
That they all have blone hair, blue eyes and say pera pera.

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>>6199102
I don't agree

>> No.6199153

White kids are the worst. They're fat, spoiled, and they've started dressing like hookers in recent years.

>> No.6199156

>>6199153
Their only that if you spoil them. If you were going to raise one or dress one up then its up to your own parenting skills to make them dress right and not grow up to be sluts.

>> No.6199157

Sanjigen buta kimoi yo ne.

>> No.6199161
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6199161

>Japanese girls aren't cute.

I'm disappointed in you /jp/.

>> No.6199169

>>6199161
correct, they arnt, reported

>> No.6199176

>>6199117
I think there is something wrong with your eyes good sir. Perhaps a visit to an optometrist would be in order.

>> No.6199195

frilly touhou dresses

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>> No.6199207

>>6199199
Why does she have that "What the fuck are you doing?" look on he face?

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>>6199057

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