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>call parents during work
>"we went through your room and cleaned everything"
>always hate when my parents mess up everything and find my jizz socks
>open the door
>everything is moved
>get on the floor
>walk the dinosaur

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At least they didn't find your cum combs

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>"we went through your room and cleaned everything"

I forbade my parents to clean my room, I did stuff like that myself. In retrospect that was a really wise move on my part, since once I moved out they checked everything I had left in my room. Then called me and started bitching about books that I had bought during my school years: "Son, this book depicts how the child abandoned his parents! Awful! How could you buy such a despicable book?!" Yeah, mom, you should actually read it, the parents were top-tier shit, goddammit.

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