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Hello, /jp/

I am Creepy Girl, bane of /adv/, scourge of /cgl/, and minor irritation of /x/

I have come to this place, seeking to bring judgment upon the damned. The damned being myself. And Judgment in this case the phenomenon known as Touhou.

Where do I begin, and how do I get to this beginning?

>> No.6196546

google

>> No.6196545

Ooh, I like creepy girls. Are you a kuudere?

Where should go on a date sometime.

>> No.6196552

First question: Are you a little girl? We're all little girls with frilly dress and awesome hat here, and we only welcome little girls with frilly dress and hat.

>> No.6196554

Play toho 1-5 first they are old but nice then 6-12(If you want nice art go for 12.8)

>> No.6196558

Oh fuck it's started! No one is safe! Hide the porn!

>> No.6196561
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>>6196545

More of a shrinking violet IRL, though the internet helps me out of my shell a tad.

>>6196546

You guys are the pros, though. I want the very best.

>> No.6196564

Practice, nobody here was born with a silly hat, a frilly dress, and the ability to dodge bullets. Watching replays is also recommended.

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>>6196552

I'm a little girl in search of my frilly dress and hat. Not just any dress and hat will do.

The dress and hat choose the little girl, if you know what I mean.

>> No.6196579

>>6196536
>>6196545
First you stop using the tripcodes, they will scare the touhous away.
Take the silliest hat nearby and wear it.

And now, here is the deal.
When you see the bullet patterns on screen, you have to imagine them as if by first person view, and in your mind make it into reality.
Clinge to your silly hat, and dodge all the bullets.
Then, when you 1 coin clear all the Touhou games in this manner, you may or may not be sucked into Gensokyo, if chosen by the touhous themselves for your sheer effort, will and ability to percieve gensokyo through the games as if real.

But keep in mind, touhous hate when people shit up /jp/
So try to appeal to them by following this
http://archive.easymodo.net/jprules.php

>> No.6196580

>>6196536
Start with number 7, perfect cherry blossom
When you get tired of that download the 10.3th in the series

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKEWAqHgUe8

>> No.6196582

The best way to learn is to stick around /jp/ until you see some posters like:

Suigin
Arucied Burnstead
HitlerLovesRumia

and any of the other tripfags who move in their circles.

Watch them, speak with them, emulate them and you will maser touhou

>> No.6196583

>>6196567
Second question: Can you control yourself enough to drop the trip, stop posting /a/ pictures, and promise you won't go near Sion and tripfags?

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>>6196536
Disregard that, do you have a route ? Is it unlocked from the start ?
Can I know your personality ? Are you a virgin ?

>> No.6196589

>>6196583
>>6196582

oh yeah Sion, another essential tripfriend for learning to touhou

>> No.6196595
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>>6196583

I should be able to stop with the images.

I'm rather attached to my tripcode, though.

>>6196580

FILE GET! Beginning Education Protocol.

How hard can it be, anyway?

>> No.6196601

Oh whoa, you actually post on /cgl/ a lot. Who knew that Eksi's hijinks would ever actually come to fruition?

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/cgl/thread/3502237#p3502243

>> No.6196603

I dont mind even if you are fat.
Would you dress up as a little girl for me and hold me in your hairy arms?
This would mean much for me...

>> No.6196605

>>6196595
>How hard can it be, anyway?


AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seriously guys stop helping this bitch become a secondary fag.

>> No.6196608

>>6196601
Ah, goddammit. I did not need to see that.

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>>6196595
>How hard can it be, anyway?

>> No.6196611

>>6196601

I was archived?!

The shock has blown my reaction image away, holy shit.

>> No.6196615

>>6196582
arcueid don't even play touhou for fuck sake, the hitler guy is just a retard and suigin is just "stick on lunatic until you clear it and don't play IN".

>> No.6196620

>>6196611
This is our archive, not the 4chanarchive trash. Everything you post here and on some other boards (like /cgl/) is automatically archived.

>>6196615
You're autistic!

>> No.6196623

all women are whores

>> No.6196627

welcome to the all-powerful filter list

>> No.6196628

>>6196611
Everything is archived.
Just check that website.

>> No.6196630

>bane of /adv/
>/jp/ doesn't curse her and tell her to fuck off to /r9k/

>> No.6196635

>>6196595
>I'm rather attached to my tripcode, though.

That triggered my report button hitting reflex.

>> No.6196634

>>6196611
Yeah, we have a dedicated archive for this board, and for whatever reason, the guy running it decided to archive /cgl/ too, he thinks whores are funny. I don't know when he started the latest archive for /cgl/, but it's been going for at least a few months. Apparently he did it in may of 2009 for a while too, though, since that's when the oldest posts on there are from.

>> No.6196633

>>6196615
But shouldn't you stick to lunatic? IN is great however.
But I don't really see the appeal of Touhou if you aren't playing it on lunatic, there are tons of other shmups you know.

And it's also much more rewarding to clear 1 stage good on lunatic, than the entire game on normal.
And not to speak of when you do the whole game in on lunatic.

>> No.6196640

>>6196635
That's not saying much, with your loose trigger.

>> No.6196641

>>6196623
Luckily for you it's not a woman

>> No.6196642
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My GOD you are ugly.

I've not seen a woman are repulsive as you in a good long time.

Jesus, you've got like the whole dog face thing going on with bad skin and bad hair. Ick.

SO yeah, you're perfect for /jp/ you hideous cunt.

>> No.6196645

>>6196642
It's a dude trying to become a trap from what I gathered in that linked /cgl/ thread

>> No.6196646

Way to go /jp/.

We just got another horrible poster. Enjoy your avatar faggotry and retarded text.

>> No.6196649

>>6196642
lolwut.
Your sense of beauty is fucked up. he is not the best looking but he is not ugly either. He is more like normal looking, the same thing you see everywhere outside.

>> No.6196650

>>6196642
No fuck you, get out of /jp/
I don't want to wait for this person to start unleaching its passive agressive hormones on /jp/

>> No.6196652

>>6196642
That woman looks like a man, but I wouldn't know. Heck, my professor was a woman and I thought she was a man for the whole quarter.

>> No.6196657

>>6196642
It's a male.
And without the trip, someone who would probably feel a lot more at home here than any of the other boards, even if he may not know it.

>> No.6196661

>>6196646
Bitches don't know how to filter Tripfags.

No more faggotry from outwhoring faggots.

>> No.6196664

Deported.

>> No.6196670

Lol, I know someone who plays something very close to this, so I know it's insane...

>> No.6196668

>>6196642
You thought he was a girl. That means he succeeded.

>> No.6196675

>>6196640
Well, please, excuse me then.

...and I was training every day! Every day, day by day. Just for you, anon from /jp/! That's it, I'm leaving this thread!

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6196681

Yay, more tripfriends~

Welcome to /jp/!

>> No.6196682

Welcome to my filter, you'll get none of the attention you crave from me. and I recommend my fellow /jp/ers follow suite.

Good day.

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>>6196664
I'll deporte you, you pendejo motherfucker.
Chinga tu madre

>> No.6196685

>>6196670
A Cave game perhaps?

>> No.6196699

Practice, practice, practice.

You just have to keep on playing. You died on Cirno's Icicle Fall? Keep practicing, keep playing. Missed that small gap on Mokou's survival spellcard? Keep practicing, don't stop until you have each and every spellcard memorized in your head.

Then you just have to find those grazing spots.

>> No.6196696

>>6196670
>Lol
Please don't do this.
Emoticons and acronyms really should be left out.

We prefer to somehow have "proper language" on our board.
We are autistic like that.

>> No.6196700

>>6196645
>>6196657
>>6196668

In my defense the trip name is the only thing that made me guess girl. That thing is too middle of the road to reliably identify gender from just that image.

It's not even androgynous (certainly not a trap), I'm saying he has no features that strongly suggest male or female. Like a base template for human without the frills that make up either gender.

Maybe a hair cut would make things easier, that mess of curls does you no favors.

>>6196649

LOOK AT HIM

THOSE LIPS

THAT JAW

THAT HAIR

THE SKIIIIIIN

The man is ugly as sin. Not monstrously ugly but by all means he's got a face not even a mother can love. Do you defend him simply because you are of similar attributes? Maybe because you're an ugmo too your idea of normal is much lower than the rest of us.

>> No.6196703

>>6196589
But Sion doesn't use a trip, you have to learn to recognize him by the specific nature of his autism.

>> No.6196705

>>6196696
Since when "lol" is forbidden? I was not informed.

>> No.6196715

I'm not looking for attention. It's simply easier to keep track of me if I keep a name up there.

And believe me, I'm not one of...them. Give me a chance before filtering me. Ask /adv/. I can be...insane at times, but I'm really quite tame. And not a bad gamer to boot.

>> No.6196717

>>6196715
>And not a bad gamer to boot.

Tell us how far you get without a continue

>> No.6196718

>>6196715
this post alone makes me want to filter you already.

>> No.6196723

>>6196715
Welcome to my filter, you vapid cunt.

>> No.6196728

Welcome to /jp/ please lurk the board before posting but I'm sure you'll do fine. I talked to you on other boards and you seem really nice.
Tripfriends are not encouraged but in the end nobody will notice, especially if you're a good poster. I might become a tripfriend too to stalk my husbando♥

If you need help with Touhou games and VNs, you'll probably receive some if you ask nicely. I can help you with figures and dolls too. You're my favorite trap!

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6196730

Nagato! Where have you been during all this time?

We need you to get rid of all those shitposters spamming /jp/!

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>>6196717

I'll do that.

Anyway, about two minutes before this one finishes, so I may as well get started.

As a thanks for your help...

>> No.6196733

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>> No.6196738

>>6196733
I think you meant ABOVE amirite lmbo

>> No.6196739

>>6196730
>shitposters
Oh the irony.
>>6196728
>to stalk my husbando♥
Yeah you sure sound like a awesome poster.

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>>6196730

>> No.6196746

>>6196739
Yeah, I didn't understand the idea of requiring a tripcode to stalk someone either. Any pro stalker infiltrates quietly and THEN appears, if ever. Stealth is key, and a tripcode is anything but.

>> No.6196748 [DELETED] 

Fuuuuu, moonrunes everywhere and no game D:

>> No.6196759

>>6196748
>I can't internet. Pity me.

>> No.6196757

Ahem, I mean...

My kind sirs, I can't seem to load the game. All I get is some error in Japanese.

>> No.6196765

>>6196742
Dude, by posting that shitty image macro, you are showing us that the authistic one is you.

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>>6196748
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Cherry_Blossom:_English_patch

And what do you mean no game file? The blonde witch girl icon should be the file to run(Assuming you un RAR'd the file).

>> No.6196773

>>6196757

Try to rename the folder that the game is in.

Example /[folder/[Moonrunes] to [folder]/Perfect Cherry Blossom

Or something like that. Also, update and english patch.

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>>6196765

>> No.6196776

>>6196765
>the authistic one is you.

>> No.6196780

>>6196739
I'm not a shitposter, usually I keep really quiet. I just.. got a little too excited
I don't think I'll ever get a trip if not for certain threads, after years I'm still really anxious when I post.

>> No.6196785

>>6196765
You somehow evaded my filter. How the hell is this possible.

>> No.6196782

>>6196765
>no u
u mad

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