Hello, /jp/ I am Creepy Girl, bane of /adv/, scourge of /cgl/, and minor irritation of /x/ I have come to this place, seeking to bring judgment upon the damned. The damned being myself. And Judgment in this case the phenomenon known as Touhou. Where do I begin, and how do I get to this beginning?

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Creepy Girl !RpxDCBm.c. Mon Sep 27 18:36:52 2010 No.6196536 [Reply] [Original]

Hello, /jp/

I am Creepy Girl, bane of /adv/, scourge of /cgl/, and minor irritation of /x/

I have come to this place, seeking to bring judgment upon the damned. The damned being myself. And Judgment in this case the phenomenon known as Touhou.

Where do I begin, and how do I get to this beginning?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:38:52 2010 No.6196546 google

>>	Kaibun !v3zV6MXkrM Mon Sep 27 18:38:52 2010 No.6196545 Ooh, I like creepy girls. Are you a kuudere? Where should go on a date sometime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:39:52 2010 No.6196552 First question: Are you a little girl? We're all little girls with frilly dress and awesome hat here, and we only welcome little girls with frilly dress and hat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:40:52 2010 No.6196554 Play toho 1-5 first they are old but nice then 6-12(If you want nice art go for 12.8)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:40:52 2010 No.6196558 Oh fuck it's started! No one is safe! Hide the porn!

>>	Creepy Girl !RpxDCBm.c. Mon Sep 27 18:41:52 2010 No.6196561 File: 692 KB, 700x741, 5963255.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6196545 More of a shrinking violet IRL, though the internet helps me out of my shell a tad. >>6196546 You guys are the pros, though. I want the very best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:42:52 2010 No.6196564 Practice, nobody here was born with a silly hat, a frilly dress, and the ability to dodge bullets. Watching replays is also recommended.

Creepy Girl !RpxDCBm.c. Mon Sep 27 18:43:52 2010 No.6196567
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>>6196552

I'm a little girl in search of my frilly dress and hat. Not just any dress and hat will do.

The dress and hat choose the little girl, if you know what I mean.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:46:52 2010 No.6196579

>>6196536
>>6196545
First you stop using the tripcodes, they will scare the touhous away.
Take the silliest hat nearby and wear it.

And now, here is the deal.
When you see the bullet patterns on screen, you have to imagine them as if by first person view, and in your mind make it into reality.
Clinge to your silly hat, and dodge all the bullets.
Then, when you 1 coin clear all the Touhou games in this manner, you may or may not be sucked into Gensokyo, if chosen by the touhous themselves for your sheer effort, will and ability to percieve gensokyo through the games as if real.

But keep in mind, touhous hate when people shit up /jp/
So try to appeal to them by following this
http://archive.easymodo.net/jprules.php

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:46:52 2010 No.6196580 >>6196536 Start with number 7, perfect cherry blossom When you get tired of that download the 10.3th in the series http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKEWAqHgUe8

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:47:52 2010 No.6196582 The best way to learn is to stick around /jp/ until you see some posters like: Suigin Arucied Burnstead HitlerLovesRumia and any of the other tripfags who move in their circles. Watch them, speak with them, emulate them and you will maser touhou

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:47:52 2010 No.6196583 >>6196567 Second question: Can you control yourself enough to drop the trip, stop posting /a/ pictures, and promise you won't go near Sion and tripfags?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:47:52 2010 No.6196585 File: 45 KB, 126x126, 1281716373161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6196536 Disregard that, do you have a route ? Is it unlocked from the start ? Can I know your personality ? Are you a virgin ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:48:52 2010 No.6196589 >>6196583 >>6196582 oh yeah Sion, another essential tripfriend for learning to touhou

Creepy Girl !RpxDCBm.c. Mon Sep 27 18:49:52 2010 No.6196595
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>>6196583

I should be able to stop with the images.

I'm rather attached to my tripcode, though.

>>6196580

FILE GET! Beginning Education Protocol.

How hard can it be, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:50:52 2010 No.6196601 Oh whoa, you actually post on /cgl/ a lot. Who knew that Eksi's hijinks would ever actually come to fruition? http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/cgl/thread/3502237#p3502243

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:50:52 2010 No.6196603 I dont mind even if you are fat. Would you dress up as a little girl for me and hold me in your hairy arms? This would mean much for me...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:51:52 2010 No.6196605 >>6196595 >How hard can it be, anyway? AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously guys stop helping this bitch become a secondary fag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:51:52 2010 No.6196608 >>6196601 Ah, goddammit. I did not need to see that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:52:52 2010 No.6196614 File: 3 KB, 194x220, 1271180138794.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6196595 >How hard can it be, anyway?

>>	Creepy Girl !RpxDCBm.c. Mon Sep 27 18:52:52 2010 No.6196611 >>6196601 I was archived?! The shock has blown my reaction image away, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:53:52 2010 No.6196615 >>6196582 arcueid don't even play touhou for fuck sake, the hitler guy is just a retard and suigin is just "stick on lunatic until you clear it and don't play IN".

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:54:52 2010 No.6196620 >>6196611 This is our archive, not the 4chanarchive trash. Everything you post here and on some other boards (like /cgl/) is automatically archived. >>6196615 You're autistic!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:54:52 2010 No.6196623 all women are whores

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:54:52 2010 No.6196627 welcome to the all-powerful filter list

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:54:52 2010 No.6196628 >>6196611 Everything is archived. Just check that website.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:55:52 2010 No.6196630 >bane of /adv/ >/jp/ doesn't curse her and tell her to fuck off to /r9k/

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Sep 27 18:56:52 2010 No.6196635 >>6196595 >I'm rather attached to my tripcode, though. That triggered my report button hitting reflex.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:56:52 2010 No.6196634

>>6196611
Yeah, we have a dedicated archive for this board, and for whatever reason, the guy running it decided to archive /cgl/ too, he thinks whores are funny. I don't know when he started the latest archive for /cgl/, but it's been going for at least a few months. Apparently he did it in may of 2009 for a while too, though, since that's when the oldest posts on there are from.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:56:52 2010 No.6196633

>>6196615
But shouldn't you stick to lunatic? IN is great however.
But I don't really see the appeal of Touhou if you aren't playing it on lunatic, there are tons of other shmups you know.

And it's also much more rewarding to clear 1 stage good on lunatic, than the entire game on normal.
And not to speak of when you do the whole game in on lunatic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:57:52 2010 No.6196640 >>6196635 That's not saying much, with your loose trigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:57:52 2010 No.6196641 >>6196623 Luckily for you it's not a woman

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:57:52 2010 No.6196642
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My GOD you are ugly.

I've not seen a woman are repulsive as you in a good long time.

Jesus, you've got like the whole dog face thing going on with bad skin and bad hair. Ick.

SO yeah, you're perfect for /jp/ you hideous cunt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:58:52 2010 No.6196645 >>6196642 It's a dude trying to become a trap from what I gathered in that linked /cgl/ thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:59:52 2010 No.6196646 Way to go /jp/. We just got another horrible poster. Enjoy your avatar faggotry and retarded text.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:59:52 2010 No.6196649 >>6196642 lolwut. Your sense of beauty is fucked up. he is not the best looking but he is not ugly either. He is more like normal looking, the same thing you see everywhere outside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:59:52 2010 No.6196650 >>6196642 No fuck you, get out of /jp/ I don't want to wait for this person to start unleaching its passive agressive hormones on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 18:59:52 2010 No.6196652 >>6196642 That woman looks like a man, but I wouldn't know. Heck, my professor was a woman and I thought she was a man for the whole quarter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:00:52 2010 No.6196657 >>6196642 It's a male. And without the trip, someone who would probably feel a lot more at home here than any of the other boards, even if he may not know it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:00:52 2010 No.6196661 >>6196646 Bitches don't know how to filter Tripfags. No more faggotry from outwhoring faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:01:52 2010 No.6196664 Deported.

>>	Creepy Girl !RpxDCBm.c. Mon Sep 27 19:02:52 2010 No.6196670 Lol, I know someone who plays something very close to this, so I know it's insane...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:02:52 2010 No.6196668 >>6196642 You thought he was a girl. That means he succeeded.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Sep 27 19:04:52 2010 No.6196675 >>6196640 Well, please, excuse me then. ...and I was training every day! Every day, day by day. Just for you, anon from /jp/! That's it, I'm leaving this thread!

>>	Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg Mon Sep 27 19:06:52 2010 No.6196681 File: 86 KB, 500x696, 2b27d787ef4bc1ddc511e042bc82ec19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yay, more tripfriends~ Welcome to /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:06:52 2010 No.6196682 Welcome to my filter, you'll get none of the attention you crave from me. and I recommend my fellow /jp/ers follow suite. Good day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:06:52 2010 No.6196684 File: 59 KB, 350x240, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6196664 I'll deporte you, you pendejo motherfucker. Chinga tu madre

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:06:52 2010 No.6196685 >>6196670 A Cave game perhaps?

Prof. Anonymous !Ge55NoG1Cg Mon Sep 27 19:09:52 2010 No.6196699

Practice, practice, practice.

You just have to keep on playing. You died on Cirno's Icicle Fall? Keep practicing, keep playing. Missed that small gap on Mokou's survival spellcard? Keep practicing, don't stop until you have each and every spellcard memorized in your head.

Then you just have to find those grazing spots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:09:52 2010 No.6196696 >>6196670 >Lol Please don't do this. Emoticons and acronyms really should be left out. We prefer to somehow have "proper language" on our board. We are autistic like that.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:10:52 2010 No.6196700

>>6196645
>>6196657
>>6196668

In my defense the trip name is the only thing that made me guess girl. That thing is too middle of the road to reliably identify gender from just that image.

It's not even androgynous (certainly not a trap), I'm saying he has no features that strongly suggest male or female. Like a base template for human without the frills that make up either gender.

Maybe a hair cut would make things easier, that mess of curls does you no favors.

>>6196649

LOOK AT HIM

THOSE LIPS

THAT JAW

THAT HAIR

THE SKIIIIIIN

The man is ugly as sin. Not monstrously ugly but by all means he's got a face not even a mother can love. Do you defend him simply because you are of similar attributes? Maybe because you're an ugmo too your idea of normal is much lower than the rest of us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:10:52 2010 No.6196703 >>6196589 But Sion doesn't use a trip, you have to learn to recognize him by the specific nature of his autism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:10:52 2010 No.6196705 >>6196696 Since when "lol" is forbidden? I was not informed.

Creepy Girl !RpxDCBm.c. Mon Sep 27 19:13:52 2010 No.6196715

I'm not looking for attention. It's simply easier to keep track of me if I keep a name up there.

And believe me, I'm not one of...them. Give me a chance before filtering me. Ask /adv/. I can be...insane at times, but I'm really quite tame. And not a bad gamer to boot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:14:52 2010 No.6196717 >>6196715 >And not a bad gamer to boot. Tell us how far you get without a continue

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:15:52 2010 No.6196718 >>6196715 this post alone makes me want to filter you already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:15:52 2010 No.6196723 >>6196715 Welcome to my filter, you vapid cunt.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:16:52 2010 No.6196728

Welcome to /jp/ please lurk the board before posting but I'm sure you'll do fine. I talked to you on other boards and you seem really nice.
Tripfriends are not encouraged but in the end nobody will notice, especially if you're a good poster. I might become a tripfriend too to stalk my husbando♥

If you need help with Touhou games and VNs, you'll probably receive some if you ask nicely. I can help you with figures and dolls too. You're my favorite trap!

>>	El Inquisidor !BernFAQk3E Mon Sep 27 19:16:52 2010 No.6196730 File: 12 KB, 280x305, yuki-nagato.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nagato! Where have you been during all this time? We need you to get rid of all those shitposters spamming /jp/!

>>	Creepy Girl !RpxDCBm.c. Mon Sep 27 19:17:52 2010 No.6196732 File: 1.51 MB, 1200x1579, 1281978465520.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6196717 I'll do that. Anyway, about two minutes before this one finishes, so I may as well get started. As a thanks for your help...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:17:52 2010 No.6196733 _______________________________________ ^ Troll line, everyone underneath is trolled Oh, whoops.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:18:52 2010 No.6196738 >>6196733 I think you meant ABOVE amirite lmbo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:19:52 2010 No.6196739 >>6196730 >shitposters Oh the irony. >>6196728 >to stalk my husbando♥ Yeah you sure sound like a awesome poster.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:20:52 2010 No.6196746 >>6196739 Yeah, I didn't understand the idea of requiring a tripcode to stalk someone either. Any pro stalker infiltrates quietly and THEN appears, if ever. Stealth is key, and a tripcode is anything but.

>>	Creepy Girl !RpxDCBm.c. Mon Sep 27 19:21:18 2010 No.6196748 Fuuuuu, moonrunes everywhere and no game D:

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:22:52 2010 No.6196759 >>6196748 >I can't internet. Pity me.

>>	Creepy Girl !RpxDCBm.c. Mon Sep 27 19:22:52 2010 No.6196757 Ahem, I mean... My kind sirs, I can't seem to load the game. All I get is some error in Japanese.

>>	El Inquisidor !BernFAQk3E Mon Sep 27 19:23:52 2010 No.6196765 >>6196742 Dude, by posting that shitty image macro, you are showing us that the authistic one is you.

Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:24:52 2010 No.6196770
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>>6196748
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Cherry_Blossom:_English_patch

And what do you mean no game file? The blonde witch girl icon should be the file to run(Assuming you un RAR'd the file).

>>	Prof. Anonymous !Ge55NoG1Cg Mon Sep 27 19:25:52 2010 No.6196773 >>6196757 Try to rename the folder that the game is in. Example /[folder/[Moonrunes] to [folder]/Perfect Cherry Blossom Or something like that. Also, update and english patch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:25:52 2010 No.6196774 File: 54 KB, 600x450, deletedautism3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6196765

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:26:48 2010 No.6196776 >>6196765 >the authistic one is you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:27:18 2010 No.6196780 >>6196739 I'm not a shitposter, usually I keep really quiet. I just.. got a little too excited I don't think I'll ever get a trip if not for certain threads, after years I'm still really anxious when I post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:27:26 2010 No.6196785 >>6196765 You somehow evaded my filter. How the hell is this possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 27 19:27:54 2010 No.6196782 >>6196765 >no u u mad

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