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Hey, Reimu! Reimu!

How many eggplants do you think I can fit in your vagina?

>> No.6195698

1

>> No.6195701

Better idea: Suika should become tiny and walk inside Reimu's vagina and then grow larger.

>> No.6195702

>>6195701
That sounds fatal. Don't.

>> No.6195706

go back to bed suika

>> No.6195714

>>6195702
Suika is smart enough to not get herself or Reimu injured.

>> No.6195719

>>6195714
Horns.

>> No.6195726

Reimu is very tight because she is a pure maiden. Getting even one in there might be difficult!

>> No.6195731

>>6195719
Can be dealt with safely.

>> No.6195741
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6195741

Na, Re~imu
When you close the refrigerator door does the little light stay on?

>> No.6195748

>>6195741
Someone needs to teach Suika about the scientific method.

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>>6195741
Want to find out?

>> No.6195757

It's funny because "Suika" means "Eggplant"

>> No.6195760

>>6195741
No, there's a button that becomes depressed when the door is closed, shutting off the light.

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>>6195757

>> No.6195765

>>6195741
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swWDj-8f5ys
as you can see in this video, it turns off

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>>6195748
Reimu, why does goo float? And why is someone in the kitchen with dinah?

>> No.6195768

なぁ、霊夢、

これ、お酒入ってないぞ。

>> No.6195773
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6195773

>>6195757
Suika means "watermellow."
Do people even read the wiki anymore?

>> No.6195780

>>6195773
the japanese word for watermelon is melon.
they refer to standard melons as yasu.

>> No.6195789

>>6195773
... "Watermelon." I hate you, my fingers.

>> No.6195879

>>6195760
Now I feel sorry for it.

>> No.6195885

yukarisboobs.jpg

>> No.6195905
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6195905

Suika indeed means watermelon.
Haven't you watched K-ON?

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6195913

This is "メロン"

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>>6195885
Must you say such horrible things?

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6195922

This is "西瓜" (すいか)

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>>6195760
Why would a button become depressed?

>> No.6195924

>>6195780
you are now aware Suika is everyone on Rokkenjima

>> No.6195934

Isn't the answer something like
1, if you use effort.
2, if you are ok with hurting her.
and 3, if you literally break her.
?

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