Think you are otaku?

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't had a girlfriend for 10 years now (26). I never really got over my first and sometimes I have these dreams like she is haunting me.

That aside, the reason I haven't had a girlfriend is because I pretty much gave up trying to find one. Practically every girl I was interested in was already taken. Even if that wasn't a problem, I don't know any girl that would stay with me for long because I pretty much have no personality. Not only that, but I don't feel like I deserve one. Even if I had one, I don't think I could give up all the porn I have, I'd effectively be cheating on her. That's not fair, she deserves my full attention.

I pretty much stay in most days and sit on my laptop, watch anime or go or my Xbox. Whenever people ask, "Have you seen such a movie", it's always a No response. I can never talk with normal people because all my time was spent watching anime instead of popular films. They just don't appeal to me anyway.

Yeah you've guessed it, I'm still a virgin, and I'm convinced I'll die one because I don't see this situation improving. A lot of girls out there are sluts, going from one guy to another. I don't want someone who's had a good 10 dicks before mine, I just want a good girl.

That's another thing, where the hell are you supposed to meet those kinds of girls? If I were to go clubbing, you can bet the only type of girls there would be slutty types. Is it too much to ask for an honest, simple person with the same interests as me?

I pretty much only leave the house to go to work, just 15 hours per week. Yep, a real hikikomori.

Just remember, no matter how shit your life might be, it probably won't be as shit as mine. If I wasn't such a coward, I think I'd have killed myself already.

[Anonymous No.]

>I haven't had a girlfriend for 10 years now (26)
>he's had a girlfriend

Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

wow man i am such an otaku 2 we can go 2 anime club 2gether!! xDDDDDD

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>6187002
>>he had a girlfriend

Vocaloidy get out of /jp/.jpg

Where is this kopipe from anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

Copy pasta? Trying to make yourself feel better as there are people worse off on /jp/ or make us realize something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6187019

Someone's livejournal, clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

I never had a girlfriend because we went straight to marriage. I spend all my time with her every single day.

[Anonymous No.]

Not copy pasta. I just wanted to get it off my chest because I don't know anyone who I can talk to about this kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6187032

/adv/
/r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6187002
It's ok, I'm at exactly the same age and point as you.

Except I've never even had a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just remember, no matter how shit your life might be, it probably won't be as shit as mine. If I wasn't such a coward, I think I'd have killed myself already.

Where's that one pasta... Suigin?

[Parsee !EenvyP4Ug2 No.]

>Yep, a real hikikomori.
>much only leave the house to go to work
>leave the house

You're doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6187032
No one on here cares, go see a therapist or off yourself, just don't shit up the front page even more than it already is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6187044
If it's any consolation, they weren't exactly as I'd expect girlfriends to be like. The first was very distant and seemed more interested in my friend. The other two were friends of hers so I think they just wanted to see what I was like.

I hate my life.

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

>I pretty much only leave the house to go to work, just 15 hours per week. Yep, a real hikikomori.

A bit too obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just remember, no matter how shit your life might be, it probably won't be as shit as mine. If I wasn't such a coward, I think I'd have killed myself already.

Living in a developing country, I can testify that you are wrong and possibly retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6187061
a developing country with internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6187069
He must be a prince or have some relationship to the royal family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6187069
Everything that's not blue on this map represents the developing world. Are you telling me you believe Russia and China have no internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6187069
trying too hard now, son.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6187002
ahhhhh

You're life does not suck and you're not a loser, my life is the one that sucks. My dad died of cancer, and my mom died while giving birth to me. My dad blamed me for it and liked to prove it by hitting me and telling me that only mother killers cry. I was placed in special education classes because without a tounge I was unable to speak. I was held back three times because the teacher lied about my grades, she did this so she could have rape me. She weighed over 500 pounds and sounded like a horse trying to eat a dead clown. The only reason I passed special-ed high school because the school would no longer keep me.

My weight rivals that of five average goon neckbeards (a person with a neckbeard), and my neckbeard looks like a bird nest mixed with shit and cheetos. My dad died and gave all of the money to the local church and the priest ran off with everything. I had to take a job at McDonald's as the "special" guy that works at those places, not because I'm retarded, but because the manager was the woman from my old school that raped me.

One day I walked into the living room of my 200 square foot apartment and saw a black cat get run over by a guy in a truck. I waddled outside in time to see him back up and crush another cat, I was walking the shoulder of the road and the guy hit me as he tried to drive away. Somebody called the police and the police gave me a citation for not keeping my cats on a leash, even though they were not my cats, and the guy in the truck successfully sued me for the damage to his truck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6187084
what's that tiny blue point in south america?

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

My face is covered in deep rooted acne that can only be cured with surgery, or a very thick needle. Working as the special worker at McDonald's does not pay very well so I tried to needle the zits out, now I have zits and scars on my face. The rest of my body is hair and acne, I have to cover my bed in talcum powder so I can keep away the pain long enough to pass out from exhaustion.

I am fully deaf in one ear and I can only hear a high pitched whine in the other ear. I can only see the colors red, orange, and yellow. Having no tounge I have never tasted food. My nose is so full of snot and other assorted crap that I am also unable to smell.

The only time I ever interact with people outside of work and the forums is going down to the local game store where I buy used copies of 5 year old games because I only make minimum wage.

This account was given to me out of pity, and I am only able to access it at the library. I'm fairly sure nobody goes near me at the library because I have not been able to shower for the last three years of my life.

The only joy I have in life is pretending to be other people.

Are you trying to tell me YOUR life is worse than mine? Well fuck you and the elephant that trumpeted you in to this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6187096
A colony of france.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yep, a real hikikomori.

OK, now I can confirm this for pasta.

[undine No.]

>>6187002
>to go to work
oh you!

[Anonymous No.]

>go to work
>work
>job
>income
>Just remember, no matter how shit your life might be, it probably won't be as shit as mine. If I wasn't such a coward, I think I'd have killed myself already.

[Anonymous No.]

hehehe. I haven't had a girlfriend in 8 years (22 now). I've never had a job and I accidentally dropped out of high school, But at least I'm not a virgin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6187096
french guyana