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>download Touhou doujins every now and then
>don't ever get around to look at them
>collection grows fairly large
>in the mood to fap
>open the first doujin folder up
>Touhous taking their clothes off
>good so far
>SUDDENLY FUTA
>secure erase folder 35 times
>move on to next doujin
>more futa
>more secure erasing
>repeat a dozen more times until I find something fappable
>my face the entire time

>> No.6183378

Dicks, dicks everywhere.

>> No.6183375
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>> No.6183379
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6183379

>Touhou
>not futa
is like
>Sea
>no fish

>> No.6183382
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>>6183379
This is the only greentext that I've ever laughed at. Ever. Good job, sir.

>> No.6183383

I prefer to see faceless men everywhere instead of touhou dickgirls.

>> No.6183386
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6183386

It's funny because he deleted them due to futa making his dick jolly. Oh, you poor homophobic, faggot.

Thou name is homolust

>> No.6183388

One dick rule.

>> No.6183392

I don't see the problem with futa.

It's less gay than male on female.

>> No.6183393

>>6183383
Do you fantasize about being raped by a violently horny mob of male strangers?

>> No.6183395

>>6183370
So what was fappable to you? The gang rape? Because if it isn't futa rape it's usually just faceless men raping touhous.

>> No.6183397

>>6183393
not that I know.

>> No.6183399

>>6183395
YURI, YURI FOREVEr

>> No.6183401
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6183401

>download Touhou doujins a few days ago
>the story is incredibly touching
>there's maybe 2 pages of hentai
>don't even fap, almost cry
>my face

>> No.6183403

>>6183399
FOREVER* (also i'm not OP)

>> No.6183407

you don't like dickgirls? what a faggot.

>> No.6183411

>>6183401

That is always a semi-pleasant surprise.

>> No.6183412

>download random doujin to give it a chance
>random scat farts dicks and yaoi thrown in without warning
>move onto next random doujin, same shit
>stop downloading doujin
>feel good about nuking Japan a half century ago

>> No.6183415

>stumble upon greentext thread
>checkem

>> No.6183432

>/jp/ being slow
>try to post to speed it up
>knock over coke
>coke spills on keyboard
>try to clean up coke
>coke is a bear
>keyboard is crushed
>sister comes in
>sees bear
>she wants to fuck
>bear disrupts desk
>gamestop receipt flies off
>she sees final fantasy title
>she doesn't want to fuck
>FUCKING GAMESTOP

>> No.6183510

>>6183432
Holy shit I lol'ed.

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