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ITT: Touhous you can't fap to

>> No.6182735
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>> No.6182736

All of them.

>> No.6182737

all of them

>> No.6182739

A Thompson smg and a 1911....

I think I'm in love.

>> No.6182740

All of them

>> No.6182744
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how the fuck can you not fap to reisen? are you a homosexual?

I can't fap to the touhous often depicted as lolis, also Ran and Chen.

>> No.6182750

None.

>> No.6182753

I don't fap to touhou.

>> No.6182757

>>6182744
>I can't fap to the touhous often depicted as lolis

Are you a homosexual?

>> No.6182760
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Because there aren't any doujins to fap with.

>> No.6182763

>>6182730
Wait, do you mean you love her so much that you can't fap to her because you respect her or are saying you're not sexually attracted to her ? The later would be quite worrying...

As for your question, I can fap to a lot of things.

>> No.6182768

Cirno and Chen. I hate them way too much to get turned on by them.

>> No.6182779
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I can't fap to Touhous I haven't beaten yet.

It's a rule.

>> No.6182782

Whay is touhou?
Is it like some anime?
I never heard of it, must be shit.
Why you fat nerds obessing over something like that? You all fail at lofe.

>> No.6182783

>>6182757
obviously i'm not the homosexual. You on the other hand may perhaps be one, since you obviously have no problem masturbating to the boyish bodies of lolis.

>> No.6182784

>>6182782
We know. We just can't stop.

>> No.6182785 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD.

>> No.6182789

Cirno, Chen, Flandre, Daiyousei, Sunny Milk, Star Sapphire, Luna Child, Yamame, Wriggle.
Anyone see a pattern?

>> No.6182791

we just had this thread. We all decided to detach our scrotums and sacrifice them at a Shinto shrine.

>> No.6182792

Once again QUALITY CONTROL changed it's mind on this thread.

>> No.6182794

>>6182744
>>6182763
I think she's beautiful but not the fapfapfap kind of beauty, for instance i just saw a doujin where kaguya rapes her multiple times and felt so sorry for her...

>> No.6182795

>>6182792
Meido.

>> No.6182799
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MMMMM CIRNO

>> No.6182800

>>6182789
You really hate Stage 1 and 2 bosses?

>> No.6182801

I love Eiki-sama so much I find it difficult. What if it displeases her?

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>>6182800
Yes. Fuck them. Also hate Rumia
Except Kogasa. I could never hate her.

...wait, that wasn't it.

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>>6182801
I would. You've made the right choice, anonymous. Keep up the good work.

>> No.6182826 [SPOILER] 
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I can't fap to touhous which are not depicted as lolis

>> No.6182831

Rumia, Chen, Ran, Cirno, Kaguya, Tewi

>> No.6182840

>>6182739
She knows the good stuff.

>> No.6182843

I will not fap to Reisen because I respect her too much.
Cirno, can't explain it, I could before I knew what Touhou was, but not anymore.

>> No.6182850

>>6182815
Not even Mystia?

>> No.6182855

All of them except Yukari and Komachichi

>> No.6182856

>>6182850
Nope. Never once to Mystia.

>> No.6182873

Magic Stones.

Wait I take that back.

>> No.6182874
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I just can't do it. Not for lack of porn either; I've seen some decent stuff.

>> No.6182920

meido

>> No.6182948

Merlin

>> No.6182970

Byakuren, looks like my mom

>> No.6182989

I can fap to them all.

>> No.6182992

>>6182970
Dude, your mom is hot.

>> No.6182995

>>6182970
Your mom has gradient hair?

>> No.6183001

>touhous I can't fap to

Saigyou Ayakashi
Evil Eye Sigma

>> No.6183005

Cirno, Meiling, Aya, Yuuka, and most others out of pure respect at how badass they can seem at times

Double points go out to Marisa who is something of a 4th wall bro

>> No.6183012

can't fap to yamame or her big fat ass.

>> No.6183022

>>6183012

I hate the fact that Yamame is a spider with a big ass.

I can't fap to her because I have Arachnophobia. The fact that she has a huge ass makes her like this enormous cocktease.

>> No.6183024

>>6182995
Yes

>> No.6183029
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>>6183022
>>6183012
Ass isn't the only thing you can get a dick to fit.

>> No.6183032
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Nitori

>> No.6183051

>>6183029
The best fetish that makes no physical sense.

>> No.6183053

>>6183029
in japan ;_;

>> No.6183088

>>6183029
I like how her pussy is empty.

>> No.6183127

>>6183029
Requesting translation on that. Mind-break and titty fucking are my favorite fetishes.

>> No.6183128

>>6183088
Why would anyone want to use the procreation hole?

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>>6182970
son, I'm dissapoint

>> No.6183208

>>6183127
There sure is semen coming out of my tits and ass. Please fill my pussy too. Dicks.

>> No.6183249

>>6182800
>Flandre
>Stage 1 and 2

wat

>> No.6183250 [DELETED] 

>>6183208
I don't believe you.

>> No.6183285

>>6183208
That seems too short of a text compared to the page being filled with it.

>> No.6183286
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>>6183249
Rumia is a Flandre.

>> No.6183298

>>6183285
Well... some of it is random sounds like Hiiiiiiiii.

What he said isn't correct though.

>> No.6183339

>>6183298
Figures.

>> No.6183354
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Three Mischeavous Fairies.

So much so that I actively get annoyed when I see porn of them. Everybody else is great fap fodder.

>> No.6183364

>>6183354
Same. It's because of that "don't sexualize us".

>> No.6183365
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I can never seem to fap to my love.

>> No.6183367

>>6183354
They're just... ugly in my opinion.

>> No.6183368

>>6183364
>>6183354
Really?

Just not into loli much then? Three fairies are a gold mine.

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>>6183365
BUT THERE'S SO MUCH GREAT RUMIA PORN

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>>6183371

>> No.6183377

>>6183373
>pubic forest
please remove this image.

>> No.6183384

>>6183368
It's not so much as loli. It's just that phrase combined with them pretty much pisses me off. Makes me one to drive the fairies into the dirt.

>> No.6183391

>>6183377
Think of it as an errant mosaic.

>> No.6183394
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>>6183371
There's great porn of almost all Touhous. I don't want to sully Rumia with impure thoughts about her.

>> No.6183396

>>6183368

Maybe, but I liked them so much as harmless pranksters that got into silly hijinks that looking at them as fap fodder seemed wrong. I can't even look at porn of them.

>> No.6183404
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6183404

I can't really find any good porn or doujins of them.

Feel free to help me with that if you feel like it.

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>>6183029
Still waiting for that translation.

>> No.6183416

>>6183354
I.P.

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>>6183394
Don't worry, I already pre-sullied Rumia before there was even sufficient porn of her.

>> No.6183419

>>6183404
The only doujin I can think of, is the one where Mary is addicted to narcotics and buys her supply with sex.

>> No.6183420

Remy. Weirdly enough I like her a lot as a character, but never even considered it. She's not like a waifu either, she's just cool as hell and for some reason I can't cheapen that coolness. Mokou is the exact same way for me.

>> No.6183424

>>6183419

I didn't really like the art style or content of that one.

>> No.6183425

>>6183409
Trust me, whatever you're imagining is better than what it actually says.

>> No.6183427

>>6183420
Can't fap to Remilia? Read this doujin http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HY1SJTTD and/or listen to this http://www.mediafire.com/?elvxzcndnoj

>> No.6183431

>>6183420
You need porn that lets them retain that coolness. Cool porn. Does such a thing exist? I hope so.

>> No.6183434

>>6183404
http://www.mediafire.com/?4judzbmmwez
http://www.mediafire.com/?0ndy1mrjwki
http://www.mediafire.com/?i4cfkxhk8yswnj2
http://www.mediafire.com/?n4mgyfdnmky
http://www.mediafire.com/?ztmymmiemon

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My desktop background.

>> No.6183438

>>6183416

What's that mean?

>> No.6183439
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>>6183434

Love you

>> No.6183442
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>>6183371
I'll admit, that looks cute and made me hard, but no go. Every time I try to fap to her, I get this feeling of disgust.

>>6183373
This is horrible. ;_;

>> No.6183444

>>6183434
You forgot to label them with who has a dick in which.

I can't imagine it being consistently one sided for something like that.

>> No.6183456

Any of them, something I'd like to be left pure.

>> No.6183460

>>6183456
I do that to other things. Haven't fapped to anything other than Touhou in years.

>> No.6183481

>>6183444
None.

>> No.6183483

>>6183481
I am suddenly reminded of why I didn't fap to any of these.

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>>6183409
Still waiting.

>> No.6183511

>>6183481
I don't believe you.

I think I'm going to have to download all of those to make sure.

>> No.6183517

>>6183511
Without love it cannot be seen.

>> No.6183524

>>6183517
Wait what? Yukari gave her a tentacle rape monster and she took it home from Gensokyo?

O_o

>> No.6183525

>>6183524
> O_o
Fucking stupid

>> No.6183542

>>6183525
Xenophobe

>> No.6183545

>>6183434
Yuri.
Tentacle rape.
Gang rape.
99% Worksafe.
Rape, but Renko is only in two pages of it.

>> No.6183546

>>6183485

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All of them, but especially this one.

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>>6183542
Nope, I'd think him more of a "Don't look like a fucking retard"-phobe.

Never fapped to Mystia. Ever.

>> No.6183668

Wriggle Nightbug.

I've seen some good porn of her out there, but my dick just says No!

>> No.6183671
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Mai waifu

>> No.6183687

But Reisen is a useless little bunny only good for her sex appeal anyway.

>> No.6183711
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Chen in Chibi modo. Non-chibi chen is ok.

I don't even store images of chibi Chen on my PC.

>> No.6183713

>>6183571
That's a one charred chick.

>> No.6184635

Medicine

>> No.6184640

>>6184635
ur mom

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>>6182815
>Hate Rumia

>> No.6184652

>>6183029
translation?

>> No.6184839 [DELETED] 
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Mokou mokou mokou mokou

>> No.6184845

>>6182789
Yes sir, you fap to hags.

>> No.6184851

Cirno and Chen
Everyone else is okay
Reisen espeically

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