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6180264 No.6180264 [Reply] [Original]

You are Komeiji Satori.

Your cute little sister has just brought home her new boyfriend! What will you, as a responsible older sister, do in this situation?

>> No.6180266

tell Bell and get some Magirock from him at the pub.

>> No.6180272

Read his mind. Don't judge a book by it's cover.

>> No.6180273
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6180273

This can't be happening...

>> No.6180275
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6180275

He seems like a nice guy. I'd welcome him in.

>> No.6180283
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6180283

Call Yuugi down here. She'd definitely want to arm wrestle this one.

>> No.6180294

Lets see.

No "gangsta" accesories, no gold teeth, no fubu clothes.
He is fit. In fact, he is pretty well toned. Clearly shows he takes care of his body.
His mood seems relaxed, not pretentious. Body language is not threatening or possesive.

So far he seems like a pretty decent guy.

>> No.6180295

Leave him in a room with Okuu for a few minutes.

Let's see how tough he is with rad poisoning.

>> No.6180296

Become part of his harem along with my pets and all the other characters of SA.

>> No.6180299

Oliva has eyes for no one else but Maria, this shit would never happen.

>> No.6180300

Approach the council and motion to have her expelled from Gensokyo for not being gay.

>> No.6180303
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6180303

>Read his mind. Don't judge a book by it's cover.
This. If he is a man full of perversion and shit then you can feed him to your pets. Or just throw him into hell.

Or do a threesome

>> No.6180311

>>6180264

"Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?"

>> No.6180318

>touhou
>not gay

>> No.6180321
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6180321

>> No.6180323

>>6180318
Reimu confirmed for liking handsome men. Your greentext is invalid.

>> No.6180327

>>6180299
>whatamireading.jpg

>> No.6180331

>>6180323
No. Besides just because she admits some men are handsome doesn't mean she's not gay.

>> No.6180340

>>6180331
The hell are you talking? Even the rabbits sang about meeting this handsome man, while pounding mochi.

>> No.6180353

>>6180311
"No"

>> No.6180364

>>6180331
>>6180340
It's made worse by the fact that the man in question is happily married. That, and he's (sometimes) a giant snake.

The rabbits are thanking him because he saved Tewi from some really deep shit about 3000 years ago, though.

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6180370

He was one of the more decent characters in Baki, I welcome him warmly.

>> No.6180381

>>6180364
Giant snake? Sounds like someone who could teach Tewi even more about lying than she already knew at the time.

>> No.6180387

>>6180264
>You are Komeiji Satori.
Stopped reading here.Started masturbating

>> No.6180413
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6180413

Doch!

>> No.6180429

>>6180311
Hey, I went with your Pulp Fiction reference. You better fucking continue it.

>> No.6180457

>>6180381
Nah, he is more or less the only decent fellow in Japanese mythology. I like him because his adventures eventually resulted in him getting married to his blood-related sister. That and as far as being an evil overlord goes (this comes with his a giant snake incarnation), he's very creative. Instead of plagues, he dooms people with congenital defects, and his punishment to misbehaving women is ripping out their genitals.

I wish I was Okuninushi. All day I'd dispense justice by mutilating sluts, and when I come home, tired from this work, my cute, eternally young sister would greet me with a kiss and ask me whether I'd have dinner, bath or her first.

He's living the dream.

>> No.6180479

>>6180294

Acceptable judgment based on available evidence.

>>6180272

Best option for the setting. Also, if he is horrid, you can do a mind wipe and send him wandering off somewhere.

>> No.6180518

>>6180429

"You know WHY you didn't see that sign?"

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