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>wake up
>87 degrees outside
>hungry
>go to kitchen
>no food
>fap instead

how's ur day /jp/?

>> No.6167309

>Wake up early in the morning
>Go to work
>Be productive

OH WAIT, THIS IS /jp/ SO
>Sleep in until noon
>Stay at home
>Piss and shit on the floor
>Play vidya, fap and watch animu all day
>Living the dream

>> No.6167307
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[ERROR]

I took the bus to Home Depot to buy a screwdriver so I could install my PS3's new HDD.

>> No.6167310

End your life.

>> No.6167326

Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head, made my way downstairs and drank a cup, looking up, noticed I was late.

Grabbed my, grabbed my hat, made the bus, seconds flat.

Then I had to deal with work. I came home, fapped, and started photoshopping Black Mystia, Mitori, and WW2 Touhou crossovers.

>> No.6167328

New Game+++

Of demon's soul is under my belt.

>> No.6167333

Boof is now filtered.

>> No.6167334

>>6167309
>Da ★ Ze
SHE DOESN'T FUCKING SAY IT

>> No.6167335

Not very good here, I don't feel like waking up... I just received yesterday a letter that Bureau of Internal Revenue has picked my company for a random audit... and they only gave me a week to prepare...

>> No.6167339

>go to work
>still tired from the con last weekend
>browse /jp/ instead of working

>> No.6167351

I went to class. Now I'm back home and working on a painting while posting on /jp/.

I'll go to the gym later, but other than that I'm done for the day. Time to have fun here.

>>6167307
Did you get the jailbreak dongle?

>> No.6167352

>>6167334
should it be "ufufufufufu" instead?

>> No.6167356

>>6167351
Yeah, took like two minutes to set it up. I ordered a Maximus AVR USB dev board, it was only like $38.

>> No.6167358

Oh I get it. So when Boof makes a greentext thread, then it's ok?

>> No.6167364

>>6167358
its sion and his shenanigans

>> No.6167373
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6167373

>wake up
>go to work
>lots of work, bad weather
>yelled at for my lack of a haircut
>get driven to barber on base after work
>go to gym after that
>go home to make a thread on /jp/
>spammed
>mfw this thread is fine

>> No.6167377

>>6167358
nope still reported him.

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>>6167373
>yelled at for my lack of a haircut
>MFW someone yells at me

>> No.6167383

>>6167373
you're in the service?

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6167397

>eating roastbeef sandwich
>see thread is okay
>drink v8
>saotrin angry
>choked from laughing
why? jealous cuz im poplar here?

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6167410

>>6167383
slowpoke.jpg

>>6167397
A little bit. I am also mad and butthurt as well.

>> No.6167409

>>6167373

Just shave it silly, it's so much easier to manage.

I had really long hair for about 2 years and shaving it was the best decision I made in a while

>> No.6167403

>>6167356
Whoa, so one doesn't need to buy that $120 one from before?

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6167407

>wake up
>microwave some pancakes
>eat
>fap
>take shower
>eat more
>watch anime
>go outside
>read and tan
>go back to computer
>/jp/
>eat more
>make tea
>/jp/ time again

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6167412

There's no way this can be BOOF, as terrible as BOOF is he never posts like this.
He needs to have troll mode in his e-mail field.

>> No.6167422

Awesome, this is the first time I've seen a /jp/ circlejerk.

>> No.6167423

>>6167403
Nope. I got mine here: https://www.modchipcentral.com/store/home.php?cat=277
I'd recommend getting either it, the AVRKey USB or the PS3Key since they're all pretty much just Atmel-based microcontrollers.

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6167425

>>6167410

its coo its coo

>> No.6167427

>>6167409
>I had really long hair for about 2 years and shaving it was the best decision I made in a while
This. Best thing I've ever done in a long time and it looks so much better.

>> No.6167428

>>6167412
The OP is Sion.

The !Awesome part of the tripcode is public, but the second part isn't the same as BOOF's trip.

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6167439

>>6167428
Look at how wrong you are ZUN!bar

I never save pictures of Ritsu

>> No.6167443

OP is a tripfaggot named Tainaka !fdu8.RiTSU

http://green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/a?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_username=Ta
inaka&search_tripcode=&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=rel

>> No.6167441

>>6167423
Oh so there was a version of the publicly released code that enabled running games of an HDD? Download anything yet?

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>>6167412

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>>6167428
Just like with the !dollfagers trip.

>> No.6167445

>>6167403

there is a shitload of different things you can use instead. various micro circuit boards, TI-84 calculator, Dingoo, cell phones, etc. if you're spending over $50 on a device you are doing it wrong.

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6167446

>wake up
>it's student's day/beggining of spring
>everyone is out getting drunk under the sun or having sex, or whatever
>stay home
>make some coffee
>work on translation for a bit
>post on 4chan and play some vidya
>my face

It's like I'm really on /v/

>> No.6167448

>>6167428
Both parts of the tripcode are public. I got it from /g/ years ago, never thought of changing it.

>> No.6167453

I woke up. Power went off well I was sleeping. Went to the store to get pet food.

>> No.6167455

>>6167441
Yeah, there are a ton of clones now, as well as ports to everything from Android phones to Ipods.

>> No.6167463
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6167463

>Wake up at 7:59 AM
>Arrive to work 40 minutes late
>No one cares because I'm the IT guy
>Spend most of my day out of the office talking contracts with department heads at the State government
>Come home
>Play Vindictus
>Wish Civ5 torrent was out

>> No.6167462

I bought a pack of cigarettes because I want to die slowly

>> No.6167467

>>6167463
Why isn't it out? I thought the game came out today.

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6167469

>horny
>want buttsex
>/jp/ not gay

fuck it imma head bak to GLORIOUS /a/ where 90% of the userbase is female

ja ne~

>> No.6167472

>>6167462

Just remember, if you poison yourself slowly enough, you won't even realize you're dieing!

>> No.6167468
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6167468

>>6167463
>hasn't bought Civ V

>> No.6167474

>Wake up to go to work at 7:30 AM
>Call client at 8:00 AM to setup meeting time
>They aren't available until 4 PM
>Go back to sleep until 2 PM, no other clients called.
>Haven't touched myself in a sexual way in 11 days.
>Sex drive has vanished.

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6167478

>>6167469
Stop degrading BOOF's image.

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6167480

>Plan to wake up at 11pm
>Wake up at 3am
>Watch episode 5 of legendary legends
>Browse /jp/ all night
>Don't remember anything else in between
>Post in this thread

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6167481

>>6167468
I'll buy it if the multiplayer is good.

>>6167467
Seriously.

>> No.6167485

>>6167481
It's Civ, and it doesn't have stacks of death anymore. The multiplayer HAS to be good.

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6167487

>>6167474
11 days?

Holy fuck, that's crazy.

I don't think I could do it.

>> No.6167490

>!!g4pQz5RFuPl
yup

>> No.6167493

I didn't know you shitposted like that BOOF

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6167492

>>6167468
> reimu in disbelief.jpg

>> No.6167491

>>6167472
That's pretty much the goal

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>>6167485
I'll believe it when I try it first hand. I'm still sore in the rectal region over my Hearts of Iron 3 pre-order on Steam. What a waste of money that game was.

>> No.6167497

>>6167474
I didn't jerk off for months when I was on antidepressants. It wasn't hard at all, never even crossed my mind. I'm off them, but I still have a mostly nonexistent sex drive.

>> No.6167505

>>6167496
They didn't fix it yet?
Victoria 2 is fine so far but it needs to be patched, just like EVERY paradox game.

>> No.6167512

>>6167493
Read the thread.

>> No.6167517

>>6167497
>>6167487
I'm deeply concerned, because the stronger my sex drive, the more motivated I am to go out and find a mate.

This is truly frightening. Will I ever have kids?

>> No.6167525

>>6167517
The thought of having kids is frightening

>> No.6167535

Green text threads become a lot more tolerable when you imagine people are just playing text-based adventure games.

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6167532

>>6167517

Oh... nevermind...

>> No.6167544

>>6167517
Whoring yourself out to people on /k/ for marisa hentai?
>Will I ever have kids?
I really fucking hope not.

>> No.6167545

>>6167288
BOOF IS POOR!? BOOF of all people!!?? I am in shock.

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6167546

>>6167505
Victoria 2 was fantastic (Looking forward to 1.2).

However they refused to fix Hearts of Iron 3, they did release an expansion pack, but I'll be chewing glass before I give Paradox another dime. It seems Hearts of Iron 3 and the new engine they developed was merely a tech-demo for Victoria 2.

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6167549

>>6167478

dude i am boof

>> No.6167564

>>6167549
Hey man, how much of an autistic fuck you have to be to not keep food on the kitchen?

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>>6167546
Damn, that's a shame. But yeah, they need to release 1.2. Fucking rebels and non-profitable factories.

>>6167549
No, you're not.

>> No.6167577

Well, I woke up at 4 AM for no reason at all, and couldn't fall back asleep. Then I had class from 8:30AM to 7PM. So all in all a shitty day.

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>>6167525
You shouldn't be so mean to tripfriends on /jp/.

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>>6167565
Canned food, fertilizer, and cement anyone?

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>>6167564

first of all im not gunna eat that old left over chow mein my mom made. 2nd i order my food online and have it sent to me like my roast beef sammich

=P

>> No.6167616

I don't see any activate+troll+mode in this thread.

>> No.6167625
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6167625

>wake up
>big boxes at door
>WHEELS!!!!!!!

good day

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>>6167611

Get out of /jp/ BOOF impersonator.

>> No.6167634

>>6167611
>i order my food online
WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK

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>Took care of daycare kids till naptime
>Checked quiz score: 75. Coolwiththis.jpg
>Go to speech class. Felt i did well on the test
>Went to pick up pork blood, shredded coconut, and flavor enhancer
>Got home, played a bit of dead rising case zero
>See this threaded
>Responded

>> No.6167658

>>6167625
>>6167625
I saw your thread on /o/

>> No.6167665

>>6167634
It's really convenient. I do it too.

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