/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Your move, /jp/.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUnKc8Ql56g

[Anonymous No.]

I summon the report button and activate his special ability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/

Nobody cares how off-key you can sing, try starting a board war with a board that will get properly offended, like /mu/.

[Anonymous No.]

Love how everyone's out of sync and on different notes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162866
>>6162869

too bad sage does nothing in this board because it moves so fucking slow

[Ayashiro !Hime2512LA No.]

>>6162876
Look, everybody, this kid thinks sage does something!

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6162876
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162876
too bad your butt is sore and you don't even know what sage means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162876
It's clear that you have no idea how to use sage.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

in before he pretends he was "trolling"

[Nife !LD3ASpGkuk No.]

Reported for shitty content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162876
Yeah, that's the whole point behind it. If it were as fast as /a/ or /v/, two or three people using sage and having a discussion would make the thread die in 10 seconds.

As for the video, I'll watch it later. Good job, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162876

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162900
Hi OP, having fun?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to bump this thread until a mod deletes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162889
>>6162885
>>6162884
Butthurt faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, your tears are fucking delicious.

You never cease to amaze me.

[&ponpo＼（ ＾ヮ゜）＞ No.]

/a/ sings IOSYS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhz6KF3dyzg

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162905
>tears are fucking delicious.
tastes like sage right?

[Anonymous No.]

Sage has a double meaning, the original and the one we've created.

Stop refusing to accept that, unless you want to start executing people when they give thumbs up as per the original meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162906
>he thinks that's me

l2readingcomprehension

[Da ★ Ze !MaRIsaDqf. No.]

>>6162885
How many times have you had to repost that? I can't remember how many times I have seen that.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

I am the weights on my barbell
Oats are my body and milk is my blood
I have squatted over a thousand times
Unaware of gains nor aware of fat loss
Have withstood DoMS to build up many muscles
Yet those hands will never curl anything
So as I pray
Unlimited 5x5 works

[Anonymous No.]

/a/ getting bullied again? Hidden, have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162858
Reported.
Nobody care about how you sang a cover of a niconico hit.
Maybe you should join the faggots over at /gaia/ or those jewtube faggots where they like singing those hit songs with their own version of english or weeaboo japanese fail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162919
tl;dr

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

We don't need no indirection
We don't need no flow control
No data typing or declarations
Hey! did you leave the lists alone?
Chorus:
Oh No. It's just a pure LISP function call.

We don't need no compilation
We don't need no load control
No link edit for external bindings
Hey! did you leave that source alone?
(Chorus)

We don't need no side-effecting
We don't need no flow control
No global variables for execution
Hey! did you leave the args alone?
(Chorus)

We don't need no allocation
We don't need no special-nodes
No dark bit-flipping for debugging
Hey! did you leave those bits alone?
(Chorus)
-- "Another Glitch in the Call", a la Pink Floyd

[Anonymous No.]

2:45 is gets okay.

Oh wait, that's when you guys stopped singing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162924
>implying /jp/ isn't /a/'s bitch

[Nife !LD3ASpGkuk No.]

Jesus Christ guys, chill out. Take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162925
What did you think of the video anyway, Suigin?
I'm pretty sure you're the only mature person on /jp/ right now.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

Gary needs to be the rival in the next two Pokémon games.

I don't care if he's 30 by time they take place, it must happen. And he needs to be an even bigger asshole, too. Everytime his theme starts playing the player should recoil in fear because they know that his level 100 Blastoise is about to rape you.

At the end of a cave? Your Pokémon all poisoned with no HP left. Gary appears.

Leaving Team Whatever's HG on the way to the Pokémon center? Gary appears.

Gary should appear in the middle of the credits. Gary should appear while you're healing your Pokémon. Gary should challenge you before you even get your damn Pokémon.

The last sound you hear before you die?

His theme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162905
Maybe you should screencap the thread and brag about it on /a/. You know, it will be epic win.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi, I'm from /a/.

Is Suigin the ADHD faggot of /jp/ or something? Someone explain to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I enjoyed it, now go away.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey suigin, you got that picture of that faggot who tries to troll /jp/ and you with a couple of /jp/'s autism hit squad comes and fucks him in the eye or something? also you got a mohawk. that shits hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

Our Sussman, which art in nirvana,
hallowed be thy name;
thy language come;
thy will be done,
in implementation as it is in specification.
Give us this day our daily Lisp.
And forgive us our bugs,
as we forgive them that crash our computers.
And lead us not into temptation;
but deliver us from enterprise quality.
For thine is the language,
the power, and the glory,
For ever and ever.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>i
You have:
a Ron Penton Coin
a Coffee mug
some data structures
a copy of SICP
>e
You enter Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. There is a strong smell of smegma in the room.
>l
You are in Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. You see Ron Penton.
>put coin in Ron Penton
You put the coin in the Ron Penton. Ron Penton notices your data structures and starts peeing in your coffee mug.
>run
You cannot run. Ron Penton is filling the mug.
>PLUGH
You cannot PLUGH. Ron Penton has filled the mug and is staring at your asshole suggestively.
>throw data structures at Ron
You throw several STL structures at Ron Penton. Ron Penton is nonplussed.
>w
You try to go back but shitty collision detection prevents you from doing so. Ron Penton is approaching and licking his LIPS.
>read SICP
You start conjuring the spirits of the computer with your spells. Ron Penton twitches around.
>read SICP
Ron Penton's head has inflated by approximately 350%.
>read SICP
Ron Penton explodes. His guts are all over the wall.
>z
You rest.
>w
Now that the problem has been solved, you start heading back and take a sip from your mug on the way. OH SUSM-

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162952
I bet I could beat you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162948
You mean aikido.png?

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6162948
Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.

Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"

You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.

Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you, they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you. And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty young thing like you.

But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post. Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

[Da ★ Ze !MaRIsaDqf. No.]

>>6162959
you sound frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>Suigin
>mature

[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

I can't wait to get my pc back and post a new image showing how awesome /a/ is for threads like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162937
I was asking a legitimate question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/40460079
OP is just buttmad that even /a/ think they are a bunch of cancer weeaboos underage.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me.

Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true.

[Anonymous No.]

Dude...

i'm getting the fuck outta here. Suigin is going super saiyan Brolly on us

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when suigin fled to /a/ and said he'd never come back to /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162975
Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

Years ago, I was a karateka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw several punches, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing punch, and he grabbed it and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[/jp/ Quality Control No.]

Hahaha.

Ajobwelldone.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162989,1
You even sage here. You all act as is this was cp or something. Wow.

[Anonymous No.]

is /a/ actually trying to be worse than /jp/?

[/jp/ Quality Control No.]

>>6162989,2
sage is default for easymodo anon, jesus christ. Also, are you really complaining about sage?

[sage !2PmDKLNHkc No.]

Fuck, shoot everyone in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

lol you /jp/ fags are so sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162989,2
God fucking damnit, learn some motherfucking grammar. What the fuck are you even talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162989,6
Go back to shit-oval.net

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

/jp/ has it's own themesong, even though it's nothing out of the other world it's cute and catchy

/a/ has a bunch of nerds embarrassing themselves on youtube by singing a shitty song

take your pick

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162989,9
Rainbow Girl is not shitty, but /a/ singing is indeed a shitty idea. And the shittiest thing is that they think we care.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Sup /a/ you should have asked /jp/ for help on mixing that song. It still needs a lot of work.

[Anonymous No.]

Eh, another "/a/ sings". They're sometimes amusing and I can't fault /a/ for at least trying to do stuff together instead of tearing each other's throats out all the time. But this one was pretty bad, especially the electric guitar. Like others said, mixing needed to be better.

[Anonymous No.]

/a/ will never have 3 cute girls dancing to their theme song.

[Anonymous No.]

I did like the /a/utist who sung those Umineko covers. He's not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6162989,13
They don't even have a theme song to begin with.