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Encounter the spirits of the computer with our spells.

>> No.6161155

I wish.

>> No.6161157

i hate threads like this because i feel like im being left out

>> No.6161166

>>6161157
When you achieve satori, you'll be enlightened.

>> No.6161181

I am a floor-shitting NEET, which means I'm fat, nerdy, and have a tiny cock. My parents have made it clear that they're throwing me out next week.

When they told me, I went to the only thing I knew -- SICP.

I slammed my penis between two copies of SICP. It swelled up to twice normal size and fell off. I was worried.

I woke up the next day as a young girl in a frilly dress, with a loving family and an elder sister that looks at me with what I can only describe as a mixture of lust and adoration. She insists that we sleep in the same bed.

Thank you, SICP!

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>>6161157
I'm sorry. It's just that nyaa you didn't read your SICP today.

>> No.6161215

>>6161157
Don't you feel that way about pretty much every thread on /jp/?

>> No.6161222

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this powerful type system.

>> No.6162158

QUALITY THREAD¨

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