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What's your special ability, Anon-kun?

>> No.6157142

Apathy.

>> No.6157145

I have the intense stare of uncomfortable-ness.
With it I have the power to make women look away twice.

>> No.6157170

I can drink my cum.

>> No.6157188

Anyone entering the same room as me takes poison damage from the gas

>> No.6157189

scan

>> No.6157195

autism

>> No.6157204
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I can do...


THIS!

>> No.6157216
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>>6157204

>> No.6157225 [DELETED] 
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6157225

i stretch enough to fap with my feets. messy but feels good man. shame that i don't have feet fetish.

>> No.6157230
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6157230

i stretch enough to fap with my feet. messy but feels good man. shame that i don't have feet fetish.

>> No.6157234

I can disguise as a normalfag.

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>>6157234
This, and going full autism!

>> No.6157237
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6157237

I have good charisma.

>> No.6157245
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6157245

I can find higher resolution versions of OP's pic, and I can disguise as a normalfriend

>> No.6157254

I can shoot lasers from my eyes.

>> No.6157255

I have a job.

>> No.6157260

I have the ability to buy whatever I want without having worked a day in my life or going outside.

>> No.6157265

I can lucid dream, and I scan doujinshi.

>> No.6157266

I can tpye in english frulentlty.

>> No.6157267
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>>6157255
I-- Wait, what? Get out of /jp/!

>> No.6157277

I can masturbate two times in a row without breaks!

>> No.6157281

>>6157277

Someday you will make a girl very happy

>> No.6157290
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6157290

I am George Washington.

>> No.6157292

I can crack my knuckles and make my eyeballs shake!

>> No.6157295
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>>6157277
what is that a special ability? i didn't know becouse i can do the same 3 times without breaks

>> No.6157303

>>6157295

You can do >>6157277 3 times?
So you can fap 6 times without break?

>> No.6157305

>>6157140
I have the power to report off-topic threads.

>> No.6157307
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6157307

My vocabulary improves the more I drink

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>>6157303
i ment that i can do it 3 times a row. i am also >>6157230 so i sometimes chage between feet and hans while fapping. feels great. go and try for yourself

>> No.6157322

I can draw pictures that makes people horny and have an urge to fap.

>> No.6157323
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6157323

i meant i can do it 3 times a row. and i am also >>6157230 and sometimes change between feet and hands while fapping. feels good, go try for yourself if you can

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>>6157305

>> No.6157394

I have not the ability to heal, but to almost numb, and possibly regenerate muscles tears faster. I learned this when I had gone to New York on a class trip, and some people were working out in the hotel and I wanted to look cool and join them and over did myself. I'm not scrawny or anything, but I don't lift weighs erry day. My arms were fucked for 3 days and I could barely lift them over my head. Since I like anime hurr durr, I got a silly idea that I could "heal" my arms when I got home. So I focused on em for 4 mins laying down, and they were good as new, no lie. I still use it to this day for little stuff.

>> No.6157408

>>6157394
Engrish?

rc: comparay question

>> No.6157505

I can find all kind of touhou related videos on youtube.

>> No.6157524

I have the ability to fall asleep in any place at any time. Sometimes I can't control it, though. I also have the ability to change my locale frequently.

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6157535

My face when my waifu's face can not be seen in OP's picture, yet her panties are visable and you can tell she's not going down without a fight.

>> No.6157543

I seed my torrents and is personally a nice motherfucker. Yes you are all my bros

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6157552

I am able to conjure the spirits of my computer.

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>>6157552
Me too. It's my only defining ability. That, and video games. Everything else I suck at.

>> No.6157576

I am able to sleep for extended periods of time.

>> No.6157604

I never have any moral checks and I'm a good source of income without having to be stationed anywhere.

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>>6157552
Great song or greatest song?

>> No.6157635

Special Attributes:
+5 programming skill/level
+5 Touhou skill/level
+5 strategy game skill/level
no morality check
no sanity check

>> No.6157648

>>6157142
>>6157204
>>6157237
>>6157576

this

>> No.6157664

>>6157604
huh
you in the air force or something

my power is swindling monies from the government

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>>6157552
I have achieved Satori.

>> No.6157690

i'm a wise man and i'm never angry like a shaolin monk, not useful for the world...

>> No.6157745
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6157745

I have the ability to stand completely motionless for long periods of time, without a single thought in my head. Now I'm doing zen just to make it better.

I can also concentrate very deeply in anything, unaware of what happens in my surroundings.

And no, I'm not autistic, I just have ADHD.

>> No.6157764

>>6157745

Wow this is really impressive

>> No.6157811

I can, after only watching the OP once, manually skip directly to the start of the show in all following episodes in one try with less than one second margin of error. Great for those unchaptered AVIs.

>> No.6157872

i have a ridiculously strong hyperfocus

thinking process and gaming performance pretty much skyrockets
everything seems to happen in slow motion
moving around feels a bit like floating
and i overall pretty much feel like i'm on ecstasy

...i have autism as well as adhd though

>> No.6157890

>>6157811
Holy shit, I usually have up to 5 seconds margin of error.
C-Can I call you "master"?

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>>6157745
>And no, I'm not autistic

>> No.6157927

I'm super smart so I can do super difficult math and physics problems and can learn super difficult mathematics. The terrible price I had to pay is being so lazy that I failed my classes regardless of how easy they are so it's pretty worthless.

>> No.6157929

>>6157745
>I just have ADHD
>Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
>stand completely motionless for long periods of time
Something doesn't seem right here.

>> No.6157936

I don't know what my ability is.

Maybe it's to create beautiful works of art that nobody appreciates?

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6157959

Computer wizardry.

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>>6157936
I appreciate them!

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>>6157963
Thanks. You made me feel warm inside.

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>>6157977
No problem, continue to take it easy and have a good day!

>> No.6157996

>>6157936
Funny, because most of the world doesn't even know Hitler had an artistic side. And, to be honest, his works don't look half bad.

>> No.6158023

>>6157996

He was good at drawing buildings but his potrait's sucked.
That's why he has been rejected when he tried to join an art school

>> No.6158024

Special ability? Getting hyped-up or addicted to something completely useless and most likely detrimental to my future well-being (and occasionally my current well-being).
The trade-off is that I'm mostly apathetic to everything else.

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>>6157996
>>6157998
Haven't been this happy in a while.

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>>6158023
I would like to see you do better.

>> No.6158065

I am pretty good at whining and complaining until the other side is too stressed and just gives up or leaves.

>> No.6158068

>>6157929
ADHD predominantly inattentive.

Thank you, wikipedia.

>> No.6158078

>>6158065
Really?One of my abilities is pretty similar.
I can just keep talking nonsense about stupid stuff like a little child(or maybe even worst) until the people around me are terribly pissed off.

>> No.6158096
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6158096

I can kill everything related to Gaïa.

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6158118

My tripcode is pretty cool and I always put a Kohaku picture in my post when I'm using it.

>> No.6158149

>>6158118
jones.

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>>6158149
Hell no.

>> No.6158717 [DELETED] 

I am good at acting like a retard.

>> No.6158882

>>6158717
You're a master at that, certainly.
>>6158096
Hahaha you can't kill ORT.

>> No.6158882,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>6158717
ಠ_ಠ

>> No.6158946

Can Ctrl+F in hard copy text. Awesome for those gigantic anatomy books.

>>6157890
I think "onee-sama" would be better. You two could be a couple, with you sitting on her lap and her teaching you the art of OP-skipping while molesting you.

Everybody on /jp/ are cute girls, of course.

>> No.6158962

I can spin pens.

It's a lot cooler than it sounds.

>> No.6160877

>>6158882,1
My ability is to reply to ghost-board messages on /jp/

>> No.6160877,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>6158717
You certainly are an expert at it.

>> No.6160877,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>6158717
Lol!... This particular Janitor sure has a thing for me... It almost feels like he's stalking me... Ah... this is what being an E-Celebrity is all about...

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