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>Sanae is Suwako's descendant
>descendant
>Suwako isn't a pure virgin
>my face

>> No.6155415

Virgin birth.

>> No.6155416

QUALITY THREAD.

>> No.6155417

rage
burn touhou doujin
break support disc etc

>> No.6155419

>>6155416
Sometimes i think you are the one making these threads so that you can post
QUALITY THREAD.
every time.

>> No.6155424
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But kerochan is a goddess and she is perfect, so yeah.

>> No.6155429

>>6155419
Sometimes I make bad /jp/ related threads on purpose so he'll post in them.

>> No.6155432

Virgin births apparently are quite common in Japanese folklore when dealing with goddesses so it's possible that she's still a virgin.

>> No.6155433

Frogs don't have sex to reproduce.

>> No.6155439

I accept Suwako as she is.

>> No.6155443

>>6155411
>>6155417
>>6155419
>>6155429
>>6155433
>>6155432
Reported.

>> No.6155444

>>6155419
Well, I don't. But I think it's a normal reaction since many times I post as soon as the thread is made.

>>6155429
That I know.

>> No.6155469

Sanae could be a descendant of say, Suwako's sister.

Gods don't need to have sex to reproduce. And neither do frogs. Suwako is a frog goddess.

>> No.6155479
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>>6155469

Earth goddess. She just reallllly likes frogs, and refers to herself as one / acts like one; whether she actually is part frog isn't really known (in fanon it's often the case though).

>> No.6155620

No, she's not a virgin.
And neither would you be, if you ever stopped raging about the sexual past of imaginary little girls and went outside.

>> No.6155626

Ahh /jp/ only you would be more worried about her having sex than giving birth

>> No.6155631 [DELETED] 

>>6155626
I could care less about the sex part. Pregnancy ruins everything for me, though.

>> No.6155638

>implying Kanako isn't the one who was deflowered

Remember, Suwako gets wood, but Kanako doesn't actually have a snake.

>> No.6155640

>>6155631
Eeeeewwww, motherhood.

>> No.6155654

>>6155631
Sanae sprung from Suwako's head like Athena did from Zeus. How about that.

>> No.6155662 [DELETED] 

>>6155654
Somewhat acceptable. Despite being a teacher, I'm not a family guy at all.

>> No.6155665

>>6155654
While this is a hilarious image, Sanae is not Suwako's daughter. She'd have to burst out of her regular human mom's head, which would be a much less hilarious image.

>> No.6155675

Shinto is a sexual religion that worships dicks and pussies. Their island was brought forth by a god and a goddess having sex.

If you think Suwako didn't fuck some horny dude because she got horny as a possibility considering the sexuality of Japan even in ancient times, get the fuck out.

I would be more surprised if thousand year old females never had sex.

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>>6155654
Sanae's birth looked something like this.

>> No.6155680

>>6155675
>implying suwako isn't the one with the penis
derp

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>>6155411
>suwako not a virgin
Yes, and?

>> No.6155686

>>6155680
>implying she has a penis
Go fuck yourself back to /d/.

>> No.6155690

Suwako squatted over a lake, dropped some eggs, and the frogs fertilized them. These eggs grew into hundreds of little yukkuri Sanaes. Most of them died to natural predators but one lived long enough to become a miko.

>> No.6155692

>>6155675
The world in which Gensokyo exists is not the world of traditional Japanese mythology.

In particular, traditional Japanese mythology has males in it.

>> No.6155694

>>6155620
Get out normalfag devs. Stop being proud of sluttery.

>> No.6155697

>>6155686
All touhous have cocks.

>> No.6155699

parthogenesis + eggs

There, Suwako never had to have sex with anyone, nor become pregnant, and all is right with the world.

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>>6155692
>mfw a retard spouts bullshit about there not being any males in gensokyo

>> No.6155704

>>6155700
>mfw somebody thinks that the gender ratio of gensokyo isn't skewed enough to be unrepresentative of actual japanese mythology

>> No.6155705

>>6155690
>squatted over a lake, dropped some eggs
Whore.

>> No.6155708

>>6155700
Didn't ZUN say in an interview some of the girls have boyfriends?

I think he also forbade the interviewer to date Marisa.

>> No.6155710

>>6155690
Suwako got in heat one mating season, found a guy in her province and proceeded to reverse rape him. Nine months later, she gives birth to Sanae's greatx9 grandmother.

>> No.6155714

>>6155704
>mfw there's an equal number of guys to the touhous in gensokyo, it's just that danmaku isn't a guy sport

>> No.6155715

>>6155710
>frogs in heat
full retard

>> No.6155716

>>6155700
>>6155704
>mfw
Get the fuck out.

>> No.6155718

>>6155708
How does this make you feel /jp/

>> No.6155721

>>6155715
>implying suwako is a frog
>implying she's not a goddess

>> No.6155726

>>6155718
Feels liberated, man.

>> No.6155727

>>6155708
Thought it was just the possibility that they had one.

>> No.6155728

>>6155721
So you're saying goddesses go in heat?

Yeah, I don't think so either.

>> No.6155731

>Didn't ZUN say in an interview some of the girls have boyfriends?

Fuck you. Gensyoko is whatever you want it to be.

>> No.6155732

>>6155714
The fact that classical Japanese mythology has certain aspects does not mean that the universe of Gensokyo has these aspects. Period. Arguing otherwise makes you a retard.

>> No.6155734

>>6155728
Are you implying they can't? Humans go in heat all the time, you know that right? Why can't goddesses?

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>>6155718
I know for a fact that I am Yuuka's boyfriend. I travel to Gensokyo everytime I am asleep.

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>>6155677
Sanae's birth looked something like this.

>> No.6155737

Jurassic Park taught me that life finds a way thus I bring to the table that Suwako got bored, changed her sex, and raped a village girl

>> No.6155740

>>6155732
Dude, your argument does NOT deny my argument as well, you know that, right?

>> No.6155742

>>6155734
No. Humans do not go into heat. Your privilege to speak about biology is revoked for the following year.

>> No.6155744

>>6155736
Disgusting. How can you love something like that? Fathers are the most illogical beings in the world.

>> No.6155748

>>6155742
>he says women don't get horny around ovulation time
Really, faggot? Get out more. Easier to get laid then. It's only harder if they take pills.

>> No.6155749

>>6155742
Because humans are PERPETUALLY in heat. Even more so when the female is ovulating.

>> No.6155756

>>6155737
Sorry, Suwako never had a dick. GTFO

>> No.6155759

>>6155734
>Humans
>Heat

No. Pay the fucking piper already. You were thinking: lolfrog -= animal = heat and got called on it.

>> No.6155761

I always thought of gods and humans are different species thus they can not reproduce. Just cause they look similar doesn't mean their systems work the same

>> No.6155763

>>6155748
Knowing when it's easier to "get laid"? You get out more. Preferably out of /jp/. Forever.

>> No.6155764

>>6155756
Suwako has a dick right now. Deal with it.

>> No.6155765

>>6155759
Too late faggot. Go here >>6155748

No wonder you guys want Suwako to be a virgin.

>> No.6155771

>>6155761
>he hasn't read enough myths and legends

>> No.6155775

>>6155764
Actually she has two dicks.
And yes he still needs to deal with it.

>> No.6155777

>>6155761
Humans can reproduce with monkeys. The result is a mishappen abomination and sin against god that normally does not even get to be born, but sure, they can produce something.

lol WWII.

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>>6155764
She doesn't have a dick and she's not a virgin. Deal with it.

>> No.6155780

touhous not necessarily "pure" brought up all shit hits the fan

>> No.6155783

>>6155771
>treating myths and legends as facts

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I don't see what's wrong with Suwako being an experienced sex goddess. You guys are too high strung. Lay off the caffeine.

>> No.6155790

>>6155783
In Gensokyo, Myth is a motherfucking fact.

Suck it up, Battler.

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>>6155777

>The result is a mishappen abomination and sin against god that normally does not even get to be born

>> No.6155796

>>6155777
No they can't.

>> No.6155798

>>6155765
lolwow.

No. You're just way off. Getting randy doesn't mean a girl is in heat despite authors and their pension to use it as an analogy.

You look dumber ever time you post.

>> No.6155799

>>6155783
This is the stupidest counter-argument I've ever read in /jp/.

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>>6155798
>he thinks women don't get extra horny during ovulation periods
>thinks that can't be considered heat
have a laughing chinaman

>> No.6155811

>>6155796
Nazi experiments. They were trying to prove that jews were so inferior genetically they could mate with apes successfully.

>> No.6155812

want to get a girl in heat? Look decent and have a good amount of money, hide you powerlevel, take her out 3 times and spend at least $100 each time, say yes when asked if you want to come into her house.
Congrats. She is now in heat.

>> No.6155816

>>6155799
He has a point though. It's doesn't matter when it doesn't even exist.

>> No.6155818

>>6155811
That's actually pretty interesting.

>> No.6155820

My sister told me that she indeed does get horny when she is ovulating.

That led to the most awkward silence in hour time together.

>> No.6155824

>>6155811

Wait, did they have women mate with male monkeys or men mate with female monkeys?

Because those men... well, there's worse jobs to get in the concentration camps, at least.

>> No.6155825

>>6155820
talk about a failed flag

>> No.6155826

>>6155808
No, actually that's not considered being in heat.

Heat is a specific term only used in zoology with animals you stupid fucker. It doesn't apply to humans even colloquially.

>> No.6155828

>>6155820
>in hour time together
... Your what?

>> No.6155831

>>6155811
I know, but there wasn't a single result from that. The female eggs were not match for the ape sperm and things never got past than that. There wasn't a single deformed being of that.

>> No.6155832

>>6155816
Please go back to the source of the argument. That was still the stupidest counter-argument I've read here.

>> No.6155840

>>6155826
>he still says it isn't when humans can use being in heat as a term for being horny

social outcast much?

>> No.6155844

>>6155831
I read otherwise. Most of them aborted very early.

>> No.6155850

>>6155840
>>he still says it isn't when humans can use being in heat as a term for being horny

This isn't even English. You're an expert at being incorrect.

>> No.6155851

>>6155828
It's obviously "our".

Still this thread is shit. Why the heck do you guys even care if Suwako has fucked men in her past? Even the Japanese fandom thinks she sleeps with men because she likes sex.

>> No.6155858

>>6155844
Hmm... I'll look into that later then.

>> No.6155861

>>6155850
no, you just don't have enough iq to read through it

>> No.6155866

>>6155826
Are you suggesting that humans aren't animals?

>> No.6155868

>>6155851
Ah, for some reason I read that as if he had like an hour he had to spend with his sister every day.

I liked my version better.

>> No.6155883

>>6155866
Bro, how about you just go and read up on what zoology even is before bothering me?

>> No.6155908

>>6155883
Did I bother you? Sorry, I didn't know your time was so valuable.

>> No.6155920

So did they get male apes to rape jew women? I hope so. That's kinda hot, like tentacle rape. But it was probably a boring lab mixture.

>> No.6155932

>>6155920
that's what the winners say. I don't really doubt it though.

>> No.6158384

Suwako is Sanae's great great great---- granddaughter you fucking secondaries, play the fucking game. Suwako is 1.5k years old, and sanae is in the teen age.

>> No.6158396

>>6158384
You fucked up big time.

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