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Time to take it easy

>> No.6153741

A tiny tiny clever bartender

>> No.6153745

I don't know why but I love that picture.

>> No.6153762 [DELETED] 
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She's a spider. She never eats. She only drinks.
Perfect occupation.

And no, before someone suggests it, Suika or Yuugi would NOT be better suited for the job.

>> No.6153763 [DELETED] 

>>6153745
Because you one day dream of stumbling upon a quiet hole in the wall bar and to your surprise the bartender is yamame and this out of the way bar is actually a portal to Gensokyo.

>> No.6153767

Is that a hanging light or a teru teru bozu?

>> No.6153769

I'd still hit it.
Even if it meant I'd die during it.
Even if it meant she had a kid in a bucket.

That damn doujin.

>> No.6153771

>>6153763
why you do this to me ponpo? ;_;

>> No.6153773

I saw a spider above my bed last night. It only had five legs. When I went in for a closer look it went down into my bed. I ended up killing it.

>> No.6153774

>>6153762
Though they'd be much easier to weasel free drinks out of.

>> No.6153778

>>6153763
In before Isami Asama drinking at Yamame's bar with Renko and Maribel.

>> No.6153781

>>6153763
Finding a nice quiet hole in the wall bar would be nice enough.

Good dive bars are going the way of the dodo.

>> No.6153785

>>6153778
>Renko and Maribel
Are they making out?

>> No.6153790

So I started to get along with this girl really well, and this afternoon I went up to her room and we lay on the bed and made out for like at least a half hour. I didn't really know how the whole making out process worked, so I wasn't sure if I did it right really. I didn't know what was going on, didn't know what to do next, and now don't know what to do now. Thanks for hearing me out, yamame.

>> No.6153793

>>6153778
wanna see this actually.

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>>6153774

Certainly. If the bar wasn't dry as Death Valley and the bartenders weren't passed out piss drunk behind the counter...

>>6153767

Looks like the latter.

>> No.6153809

>>6153801
No no, the trick is to DRINK WITH THEM.

Matching them in shots etc. Just be sure to show up with the new shipment each week.

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>>6153809

I see your train of thought, brother necromancer. But in the time it takes to form that thought, you would already be too late.

But there is reason in that the mountain queen would be very fit to work with the handling of alcohol - suppose she would have an encyclopaedic knowledge of all sorts of booze. She just wouldn't be guaranteed to be reliable serving it.

>>6153785

Probably not.

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>>6153790
fascinating

>> No.6153899

>>6153809
>Matching them in shots
i dont think my liver would survive that

>> No.6153919

>>6153899
Thats long run stuff.

I'm more worried about waking up Hungover in a bathtub full of ice on the moon missing pieces.

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>>6153899

Cristopher Lambert's Fortress comes to mind.
As if it wasn't gruesome enough already.

>> No.6153925

>>6153773
I usually don't kill spiders, because they eat other annoying insects, and I even play with some of them, but the fucker in my picture gets killed on sight.

sorry Yamame, I but I don't want to get a leg amputated.

>> No.6153929

>>6153919
Well that's pretty much a global concern and can happen when you least expect it. However I would be less worried of this scenario would happening after a bar run than lets say... a bible study group.

>> No.6153930

What's up, man?

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>>6153919

Don't worry. Even in Touhou where myths and legends are reality by default, that one myth still actually is a myth.

... then again, that's not so say some random lunarian wouldn't do it anyway just to keep the myth alive.

>> No.6153943

>>6153922
You watch the weirdest crap.

>> No.6153957

>>6153942
I know someone who had a kidney harvested and was left for dead. .

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>>6153957

Then I guess there actually are lunarians after all.

>> No.6153965

>>6153957
Yeah me too, it was my uncles cousin actually.

>> No.6153967
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I never kill spiders or flies, I always take them out back where they probably end up dying anyways.
It's not that I don't have the heart to kill them, It's just that I'd rather not kill them.
I always kill mosquito's though, I hate those things.

>> No.6153973

>>6153971
Goddamn Illegal aliens.

>> No.6154202

Step into my parlor said the spider to the fly.

>> No.6154408

>>6153733

I'll have an Old Fashioned with the bitters not that syrup crap they put nowadays.

>> No.6154458

>>6153967
I try to avoid killing spiders unless they're venomous. They prey on other unwanted things in the area. Spiders are friends.

>> No.6154721

>>6154408

Do you add spirits, if you know what I mean?

>> No.6155051

I like spiders because they eat their mates whole -- would Anonymous put their life on the line for sex? An interesting subject to ponder.

>> No.6155316

>>6155051

If it's for consensual sex in the missionary position with my waifu I'll do it.

>> No.6155404

l e t ' s t a k e i t e a s y

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I dunno, I'd still want Suika as a bartender. I bet she has some creative drinks that she invented herself since she's been a professional drunk for so long. She probably wouldn't drink everything in the bar since she just has her endless gourd to keep her satiated. Yuugi might be a problem though with that, plus if you did ANYTHING to piss her off you can bet on getting ripped in half on accident as she literally throws you out the bar.

>> No.6155506

>>6155051
Spiders do it because they don't have long to live after mating anyway. If you were in your deathbed and your loving spider wife, carrying your children, needed your liquified guts to survive, wouldn't you let her suck your insides dry?

Some females, likewise, allow their young to suck their blood or eat them completely. Some others even "breastfeed" - instead of milk, the female lays small, inviable eggs to be eaten, but the manner in which they're released is quite similar to breastfeeding, with the spiderlings clinging into their mother's abdomen (probably stimulating her to release the eggs, much like how sucking initiates milk release from nipples) and eating the eggs as she releases them.

The female contracts quite a bit during the process, so you could think of it as orgasm. I want to eat out Yamame until she comes and lick up her small, pearly eggs as she releases them alongside her vaginal fluids.

If only ;_;

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>>6155506
> and lick up her small, pearly eggs as she releases them alongside her vaginal fluids

I keep trying to mull it over in my head but no, that's just disgusting. Play with the silk from her spinnerets or something instead of that.. Anything really.

>> No.6156732

>>6155506
>>6155532
i just came third time

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>>6155467

Oh yes, the deva most certainly are masters of drinking (as with everything else in Japanese popular culture, everyone's got to be "master of something"). And Suika could probably be trusted not to drink the merchandise, although I'm not sure she's fit to run a business. Oni are cunning and got their wilderness smarts, but they aren't much for jobs as humans would think of it - so far Suika's only real job seems to be doing occasional chores for Reimu.
Usually that means they don't get done at all, but can't have everything...

As for Yuugi... it's a full time occupation being queen and all.

>>6155506

I'd say something, but I recently schlicked to a humanoid fox deity.

>> No.6157071 [DELETED] 

>>6157069
The amount of lewd in that last line..reported.

>> No.6157073
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>>6155506

>> No.6157076

is this going to get translated by someone better?

Could barely understand cg's translation

>> No.6157289

>>6155506
how the fuck come Japan has not made this into a H-manga by now?

>> No.6157310

and people from /d/ wonder why i come here, love you guys.

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I've always had a soft spot for spiders. Everything about them is so hopelessly terrifying that you feel bad for them and it makes them kind of cute. And they eat the far more annoying bugs around my house.

>> No.6157344 [DELETED] 

>>6157341
If I see them, I squish them. Otherwise, I leave them alone if they stay out of my sight.

>> No.6157363

I hate spiders almost as much as I hate bees. But for some reason I find spider girls extremely hot.

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>>6157363
i think we have an explanation here and don't worry you are not the only one who is aroused by them

>> No.6158107 [DELETED] 

Rumia and I always go down to Yamame's bar at night for a few drinks.

>> No.6158121

Yamame isn't really a cheerful and popular girl. Everyone just goes to her bar to get plastered when they're depressed, so she thinks it's that way, but it's not the case.

>> No.6158166

>>6158121
Can she undo hangovers and liver damage? That'd make her pretty popular.

>> No.6158766

>>6153745

It's the fucking smile, it has just enough mystery to hook me in.

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how did this even end? and is this translated?

>> No.6159805

>>6159801
CGRascal translated it, so no, it is not translated.

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>>6159805
And if you think I am being an asshole about it, please do go ahead and get it from his site. It is gibberish at best.

Methinks he used google translate.

>> No.6159827

is there some calm and nice doujinshi with yamame?

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>>6159827
She lives in (old) Hell. What did you expect? Flowers?

>> No.6159844

>>6159823

>fat breasted Suika

Jegus FUCK

I want to titfuck Suika so hard right now, and blow my load all over her breasts and face.

>> No.6159845

yamame you have a big fat ass

>> No.6159846

>>6159844
http://www.mediafire.com/?n2kjmeojtme

From meiling's folder

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>>6159846

>Avion Village

Oh God do want.

They made the infamous Shutter Chance doujinshi, the iconic work that defined Aya in her entirety for me.

>> No.6159856

>>6159837
i mean: not hentai, just something touching

>> No.6159862

>>6159856
Sorry bro. They few Yamame focused doujins I have seen are usually porn, and if not, she normally is just a subcharacter.

This doujin, by far, was the only one to give her any kind of backstory AT ALL.

>> No.6159873

>>6159862
;_;

>> No.6159883

>>6159844
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of her tits, what were you saying?

>> No.6159915

>>6159883
Get your head out of her cleavage.

>> No.6160093

link for OP's doujin please?

>> No.6160131

>>6160093
as he said

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sexiest

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>> No.6162249

Remember when /jp/ was easy?

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>>6162249

I dunno, /jp/'s always been kind of uptight. Pic related is how easy /jp/ takes things.

Over the past spring/summer it was particularly terrible most of the time, but has improved dramatically.

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Yamame eggs over easy

>> No.6162329

>>6162249
No I don't. /jp/ never took the "take it easy" philosophy properly.

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>> No.6162360

>>6162329

They couldn't turn into meat buns, that was the problem.

>> No.6163093

Let's take it easy , /jp/!

>> No.6163164

>>6155051
>I like spiders because they eat their mates whole -- would Anonymous put their life on the line for sex?
If I can feel loved, I'd gladly offer my life.

>> No.6163186

What's the name of that doujin where the spider girl gives the dude a webjob?

>> No.6163256

>>6155051
Anonymous understands how harsh this world is. Food can be scarce. It is the duty of the man to provide for his wife and children. Although Anonymous sacrifices himself in doing so, only by doing this can he ensure that there will be a future for his family.

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>>6155051

>> No.6163298

>>6163284
The sexuality of whomever draws these comics is bizarre, to say the least. He sure likes drawing cocks being sucked. By whatever.

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>>6157069

> I'd say something, but I recently schlicked to a humanoid fox deity.

For some reason this line evaded me for at least a day. Now I wish I had never noticed it.

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>> No.6163998

>>6163298

Oh, Oglaf is just one hilariously horrifying circus of fetishes, one after the other. I'm convinced the artist behind it is unbalanced.

>> No.6164004

>>6163298
Its drawn by a woman

>> No.6164009

>>6164004

So like I was saying, unbalanced.

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>> No.6166217

>>6164644

wow

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>>6163284
that's so hot

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>>6164009
I, uh, kept reading the rest of the comics.

My years of internet use and posting in 4chan has prepared me for it. And it was barely enough.

And this is one of the tame ones.

>> No.6168053

>>6163284
>>6168038
oglaf is such a good comic

>> No.6168131

Oglaf is the best comic EVAR. All who do not love it have no honor like woman.

>> No.6168645

bamp

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>> No.6169471

>>6155467
Or she'll slip some of those nastly worms in the liquor that kill the taste of alcohol and prevent you from getting drunk like she tried with Reimu. Fortunately for Reimu the nature fairy sisters decided to prank her, stealing Suika's booze gift, and got the worms instead. Man, I'd be so pissed if I couldn't get drunk anymore.

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>>6159883
Maybe a bit slowpoke.jpg, but I just got on tonight.

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>> No.6173063

Bump of loev~

>> No.6173906

/jp/ is shit right now so yeah

>> No.6176347

>>6153745

So nice. Makes me feel fuzzy inside.

>> No.6176357

I'm so happy that Yamame is getting nice threads like this.

>> No.6179540

bumping

>> No.6181401

A toast to NEEThood, may we live long and prosper.

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