/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>Hear sister get back from school
>Leave room to get a snack
>There's nothing good to eat
>Head back to room and sister's door is open
>There's a male her age in there with her
>My face when I walked back to my room in disappointment

Why couldn't she be a lesbian ;_;

[Ayashiro !Hime2512LA No.]

I'm not sure who you're quoting. Yours is the first post in this thread, and there's no link.

[Anonymous No.]

>he wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>6148851
>newfag

[Anonymous No.]

a real man would take the anus

[Anonymous No.]

Stay classy, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>in japanese class
>not paying attention
>cute girl next to me
>she wants to fuck
>mfw
>remember I left 4chan on at home
>remember I'm a bear
>headphones fall out
>IOSYS blasting out of my laptop
>so then I'm just like, "pff"
>fucking gamestop
>everybody walk the dinosaur

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

It could be a lot worse. Fifth line of your green text could have said:

>>There's a male twice her age in there with her

Or hell imagine a /jp/er like me boning your sister.

[Anonymous No.]

You still have a chance biri biri, kuroko is bi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6148871
>ZB boning anyone

[Ayashiro !Hime2512LA No.]

>>6148859
That wasn't in my post, either!
Are you new to this posting thing?

>>6148874
When did Kuroko ever display interest in a male character, again? She's gayer than a rainbow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6148871
>ZUN!bar boning someone other than me

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

>>6148892
Just because she has an obsession with Misaka, does not mean she would never be interested in men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6148859
dont talk that way to my jones you buttmunch

[Anonymous No.]

Why is /jp/ so homo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6148892
If you're going to get all retarded over ">"
You should probably stop shitposting, and using /a/ images so you can't be blamed for anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>6148906
There's absolutely no evidence that would lead anyone to believe that Kuroko likes guys.
Actually, that she didn't fall for Touma is pretty good evidence against that.

So yeah, take off your depraved reverse-yuri goggles.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>6148913,1
>>Jonesy
>>insinuating anyone would care enough to check this dead thread
>>insinuating Kuroko is bound by gender, race, or even species when it comes to love

[Sakura No.]

>>6148913,1
Lack of evidence does not prove something, Jones.

[Suigin No.]

Kuroko isn't a lesbian she just hasn't met me yet

[Sakura No.]

>>6148913,4
You're right, that probably would push her to be a lesbian.

[Suigin No.]

>>6148913,5
she'd probably be scared of my girth

[Anonymous No.]

>>6148913,2
Apparently you cared enough to bump it, hypocrite.

>>6148913,3
I'm just saying your claims are baseless fantasy.
Which is okay, just don't try to pass them off as fact!

>>6148913,6
Well, admit it, that toothpick is pretty menacing.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>6148913,7
>>post goes over Jonesy's head
>>doesn't even thank me for bumping his reply so the person he's replying to could actually read it
>>gets mad instead

And people say I'm crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop it with the greentext shit, ZUN.

[Sakura No.]

>>6148913,7
>Just because she has an obsession with Misaka, does not mean she would never be interested in men.
What part of this is a 'claim' or me trying to pass something off as fact? All I said is the possibility exists.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>6148913,9
How about you ask me nicely if you want something, Anon. I feel little emphathy for your green text asspain with a post like that.

Though I'm pretty sure you would have been hit with a barrage of "implying" if you did that to someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

Kuroko being a raging, sometimes creepy lesbian is a fact so I don't know what you niggas are talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6148913,11
I'm usually nice to you, but I hate all of these new 4chan trends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6148913,13
Maybe it's a sign you should leave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6148913,11
To people who aren't trolls, the most annoyed you sound, the more likely they will take you seriously. Well, trolls will also take you seriously, they just annoy people on purpose instead of accidentally.

[Anonymous No.]

If you can read it, can't anyone else?
Stupid ZUN.

>>6148913,14
We all should leave.
Except maybe people like you, who feel at home in this /v/ shit.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>6148913,16
Why are you more hostile than normal lately anyways. And I saw your post by chance. It was going to be lost in the bowels of easymodo forever, but I saved it.

Personally I don't see the point in replying to someone if you're going to keep that reply all to yourself. Bump the thread if you got something to say.

[Suigin No.]

grow up all of you
please this is destroying the family

[Sakura No.]

you're funny Jones. I like you.

[Sakura No.]

by the way Suigin, last night was great. we should do it again sometime.

[Suigin No.]

>>6148913,20
sure baby anytime u name it

[Sakura No.]

>>6148913,21
This time make sure your ass is clean though.

[Suigin No.]

>>6148913,22
but you were the one who wanted to lick it

[Suigin !mercury/qA No.]

real mature