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Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:18:59 2010 No.6144810 [Reply] [Original]

So my parents are kicking me out soon, but I'm just not ready to get a job yet.

This might sound strange, but can I live with one of you guys?

Some of my requirements are:
1. You must live in California or any state nearby.
2. It'd be nice if you had a free room for me, but I wouldn't mind living in the same room as you.
3. I will need to connect my computer to the internet. I have a router so we can figure something out, I think.
4. I'd prefer if you lived alone. But if you have really nice parents who wouldn't mind welcoming some guy to their family, then that would be okay too.
5. Feeding me shouldn't be a problem. I don't eat much. One meal a day should be enough for me.

Now, some things about me.
I'm a 22 year old white guy. I don't have any bad habits, I don't do drugs or anything like that. I usually take a shower twice a day, so you don't have to worry about me stinking up the place, and I'm generally a neat person. I'm a little skinny, but not really that bad looking.
I won't be able to get a job, so I obviously won't be able to repay you with much. But I can do laundry for you, and wash dishes and stuff. I can even cook a little. But I will try to learn to cook some new foods if you ask me.
I can even wear maid dresses for you if you want me to. I don't have any, but if you buy one for me, I will gladly wear it. I have long straight hair, so I won't even need a wig.
I like games, anime, visual novels, Touhou, and I like to collect cute pictures. And I pretty much like most /jp/-related things. I will bring my PC joypad with me, so we can play fighting games on PC if you want. I'm not very talkative though.

If you're interested, please send me an email as soon as possible. Tell me where you live and some basic info about yourself.

My email: furukawwa@gmail.com

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:19:59 2010 No.6144814 I don't think my parents would like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:19:59 2010 No.6144816 There's nothing in it for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:20:59 2010 No.6144820 File: 78 KB, 1280x720, 1284686256778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:20:59 2010 No.6144824 >>6144816 You're not reading in between the lines.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:21:59 2010 No.6144828 File: 68 KB, 848x480, 1279598745375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what the hell why is my dick is rock hard?

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Fri Sep 17 01:21:59 2010 No.6144831 >>6144810 You could try prostitution as a means of generating an income.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:21:59 2010 No.6144833 Moe~

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:22:59 2010 No.6144842 Maybe ZUN!bar will take you in

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:23:59 2010 No.6144846 Added to my copypasta.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:23:59 2010 No.6144847 I was almost considering this. I live in Texas so it's probably a bad idea anyways.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:23:59 2010 No.6144849 OP you need to mention the reason why your parents are kicking you out As for wearing a maid outfit... WTF? Go out and get a job. If it came to that for me, I'd say screw it and work at Wal-mart or something. It's better than nothing

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri Sep 17 01:23:59 2010 No.6144850 File: 23 KB, 259x343, mio 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pretty sure your ass is gonna be expanded for sure if you live with Anon, bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:25:59 2010 No.6144868 >>6144850 day9 told me to EXPAND EXPAND EXPAND

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:26:59 2010 No.6144878 With that attitude you'll go far. Good luck finding your sugar daddy anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:27:59 2010 No.6144886 I live in California, but I don't know. I honestly would take you in but unfortunately I live with my family members so they would find out. If you're still alive in a year I would take you in since I'll be living on my own.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Sep 17 01:28:59 2010 No.6144888 You know, you'd make a lot more money if you just eliminate the middleman and prostitute yourself out to dudes, OP.

>>	Anon of bangkok Fri Sep 17 01:28:59 2010 No.6144891 do you have any skills related to technology?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:30:59 2010 No.6144897 File: 9 KB, 350x469, US Army Logo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Found you a place to live

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:31:59 2010 No.6144903 /jp/ - Military Recruiters / General

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri Sep 17 01:31:59 2010 No.6144905 >>6144828 >>what the hell why is my dick is rock hard? I think you got the gay, Anon.

>>	The Strongest !CIRNo.4ch. Fri Sep 17 01:31:59 2010 No.6144906 What's keeping you from getting a job?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:33:59 2010 No.6144916 I live in San Francisco. You mentioned you'd wear maid dresses if provided. Do you like to play pretend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:34:59 2010 No.6144925 Are you willing to clean my backed up toilet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:34:59 2010 No.6144926 Too bad I live in Norway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:34:59 2010 No.6144932 What will you do when you need to jack off, OP?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:36:59 2010 No.6144939 Post a picture of yourself OP, I'm interested, but hesitant if you aren't trap material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:37:59 2010 No.6144943 >>6144932 What do you mean? There's no need to be shy.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:37:59 2010 No.6144951

>>6144810
OP I don't live in California but I'm right by the border. I haven't got an extra room exactly, but when the renovated my building the moved to washing machine hookups to a closet. I can offer you the old laundry room.
But I'd need to know more. Including would you be extremely opposed to mutual favors?

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:38:59 2010 No.6144952

>>6144891
>do you have any skills related to technology?
Not really.

>>6144906
>What's keeping you from getting a job?
Shyness. I'm scared of new people. But I'm sure I will get used to anon if I live with him for a while.

>>6144916
>Do you like to play pretend?
I don't know, but I can try.

>>6144925
>Are you willing to clean my backed up toilet?
Sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:39:59 2010 No.6144957 >>6144951 Mutual favors?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:40:59 2010 No.6144963 >>6144957 I like to give back to those people who influence my life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:40:59 2010 No.6144964 I have free rooms and I'm in need of a maid. At least post a picture of yourself, then I'll consider it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:40:59 2010 No.6144965 File: 45 KB, 521x394, 11798349.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6144957 ARE YOU OBLIVIOUS? HANDJOBS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:41:59 2010 No.6144968 >>6144906 >on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:43:59 2010 No.6144976 File: 635 KB, 1127x1050, 1284248345127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's always a room waiting for you in Gensokyo, OP.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:45:59 2010 No.6144980
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I'm in Santa Cruz (going to the UC here); I do have my own studio, but there is a no overnight guest policy, which I am positive I could bend for a few days but not to the point where you are NEET'ing it up in here. Besides I'd be afraid that you'd hotglue my figs or be too much a distraction while attempting to study.

I mean shit, my own real live jpsie NEET, you'd be an instant best-friend; I'd never graduate if I played PoFV / Soku all day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:46:59 2010 No.6144985 I wish you could live with me but I still live with MY parents. I'd love to have a trap around the house ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:46:59 2010 No.6144987 I for one, hope laundryroomsan gets him. He sounds like a nice guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:47:59 2010 No.6144990 File: 12 KB, 300x244, 1264953560349.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /jp/ - Bi-curious Meetups

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:48:59 2010 No.6144993 >>6144939 >>6144964 This. Post a picture of yourself OP or no deal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:48:59 2010 No.6144997 Goddamit /jp/ I really need to study, and now you got me thinking about this. Though I guess NEETing it wouldn't be so bad with your own private maid trap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:49:59 2010 No.6145003 Wait... How am I supposed to believe a fuck who won't get a job or doesn't have the energy to whore himself around in the army will clean my house and suck my dick?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:50:59 2010 No.6145004 you guys are fucking stupid he already posted a pic. but I don't get how he's floating in the air like that.

>>	The Strongest !CIRNo.4ch. Fri Sep 17 01:50:59 2010 No.6145005 TIL: Maid outfits are pricey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:50:59 2010 No.6145007 >>6144997 Study? It's Thursday night / Friday morning. Take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:52:59 2010 No.6145014 Are you in to piss play op?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:52:59 2010 No.6145016 >>6145007 But you guys in the other thread kept me awake all last night and yesterday with that damn game. Feels bad to live on the other side of the country, I so want in on the auction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:52:59 2010 No.6145018 File: 33 KB, 640x480, Miyalol7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145004

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:53:59 2010 No.6145021 >>6145003 Because it's a lot easier to clean house and suck dick than it is to work? 50% of the world knows this, why don't you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:53:59 2010 No.6145023 File: 16 KB, 298x444, 142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't have any recent pictures. This one is from a few years ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:55:59 2010 No.6145027 >>6145023 I can't fap to this. Take it easy everyone, I'm out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:55:59 2010 No.6145028 >>6145023 You look like a bro, if I lived on the right continent, I'd take you in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:55:59 2010 No.6145029 File: 27 KB, 250x250, ughhh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145023 ew nevermind

>>	Anon of bangkok Fri Sep 17 01:55:59 2010 No.6145030 File: 322 KB, 1267x966, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145021 trader in stock market IS a job and you dont even need to leave your house

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:55:59 2010 No.6145033 >>6145023 After, threads over.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:55:59 2010 No.6145034 >>6145023 Well, have fun with your cardboard box.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:56:59 2010 No.6145038 >>6145023 No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:57:59 2010 No.6145044 >>6145023 MY OWN CLONE

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:58:59 2010 No.6145046 File: 48 KB, 193x255, 1280338473503.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145023 Eh, nope.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:58:59 2010 No.6145047 File: 934 KB, 252x292, im outta here.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145023

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:58:59 2010 No.6145050 I already took in a dude once for 5 months. I still have his room ready for anyone, but I live in Europe. Anyway, good luck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:59:59 2010 No.6145054 File: 19 KB, 545x392, 1238987575422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145023 >but not really that bad looking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 01:59:59 2010 No.6145057 File: 86 KB, 377x303, NNGH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145023 I wish I had a house so I could take you in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:00:59 2010 No.6145062 File: 103 KB, 1440x810, 1284329626232.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145023

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:00:59 2010 No.6145065 Open spot for you in NJ. Well, better start walking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:01:59 2010 No.6145067 File: 38 KB, 208x228, Bert_son.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145057

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:01:59 2010 No.6145070 File: 25 KB, 298x444, 1284702830381.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:02:59 2010 No.6145073
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>mfw everyone wants to help anon then he posts a pic and they run off

You literal faggots were really just looking for a guy to suck your dick for free. What happened to 3DPG? Holy shit you guys are gay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:02:59 2010 No.6145077 you look like justin long if he was beaten about the face and neck with a sack of nickels

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:03:59 2010 No.6145079 File: 161 KB, 422x402, 1284435593047.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145023

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:03:59 2010 No.6145081 >>6145073 sup currybutt

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:03:59 2010 No.6145082 >>6145073 You are just now figuring this out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:03:59 2010 No.6145083 If you had a job and weren't a NEET I'd room with you and we'd split the bill 50/50. Looking for a roommate, I'd wish an anon would room with me. I'm black so no black dude is weeaboo enough to accept me and non-white dudes are afraid of me ;_;

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:03:59 2010 No.6145085

I'm not going to lie, if I had the space/money an and a young man NEET from /jp/ needed a place to go, I would probably help out.

Assuming I wouldn't get murdered and said NEET would work to better themselves. Part time jobs aren't that bad if you pick the right one, or studying on your own can really help. Hell even putting time on my piano would be fine.

But sadly I currently lack the space and money.

Perhaps in a few years I'll have a NEET house where I help the young adults of our subculture get into the 'real' world

Of course by real world I mean self sustaining with maximum time spent doing /jp/-related activities

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:04:59 2010 No.6145088 I have my own place in California, but it might be too far. It's in the Mojave, basically, just outside of North Edwards. I have a futon in the basement, and wifi. So, yeah, if you're fine with the trip, you can crash here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:04:59 2010 No.6145089 >>6145073 3D Parental Guidance

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:04:59 2010 No.6145090 >>6145083 *non black

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:04:59 2010 No.6145091 >>6145083 Where do you live?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:04:59 2010 No.6145092 >>6145073 We prey on the weak. It's in our blood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:05:59 2010 No.6145095 >>6145023 Nope, dick's still hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:05:59 2010 No.6145096 >>6145073 I was looking for a feminine guy to suck my dick for free

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:06:59 2010 No.6145099 File: 207 KB, 425x425, ohgodwtf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damn it the OP's text got me slightly aroused, then he posts that pic. You have ruined my night, sir

>>	/v/ Nomad Fri Sep 17 02:06:59 2010 No.6145101 So this thread got copied over to /v/, and I figured that either someone on /a/ or /jp/ was pathetic enough to have posted this originally. Surprise, surprise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:07:32 2010 No.6145101,1 Oh /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:08:59 2010 No.6145103 >>6145101 Give us a link to the /v/ thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:08:59 2010 No.6145104 >>6145101 This is why we can't have nice things

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:08:59 2010 No.6145106 >>>/v/73339212

>>	Iori Minase !UBUME.wRII Fri Sep 17 02:09:59 2010 No.6145107 File: 152 KB, 500x500, 5952584.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You can move into my parents house and stay in my room all day! All I ask is you become my maidslave

>>	/v/ Nomad Fri Sep 17 02:09:59 2010 No.6145108 >>6145103 ...why? >>>/v/73339212

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:09:59 2010 No.6145109 File: 44 KB, 379x278, kirino tea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145101 Thanks for the update on how /b/ 2.0 is doing. can you go back there now please?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:10:59 2010 No.6145112 File: 107 KB, 480x600, 1264400493817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145023 Sorry...

>>	/v/ Nomad Fri Sep 17 02:10:59 2010 No.6145116 >>6145109 I like stopping by every couple of months to see how you fags are doing. I could only wish that /v/ was /b/ 2.0, and not /x/. Shit hurts me to the core.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:12:59 2010 No.6145120 File: 199 KB, 620x625, 1283997550992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd welcome you if you're willing to play pretend with me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:12:59 2010 No.6145121 >>6145116 From an outside perspective has /jp/ changed at all?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:12:59 2010 No.6145125 I like how all the /v/ responses are "get a job" and "mental problems" /jp/ you're awesome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:13:59 2010 No.6145129 >>6145125 Isn't 99.9% of /v/ aspie 13 year olds? Or has something changed?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:14:59 2010 No.6145134 >>6145129 Pretty much. Calling it /b/ 2.0 is not far off at all

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:15:59 2010 No.6145138 File: 12 KB, 301x440, hehe well.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145120 maybe you could pretend he isnt ugly

/v/ Nomad Fri Sep 17 02:16:59 2010 No.6145141

>>6145121
The board is still mostly Touhous, and you still have this
>>6133133
Series of threads going.
So no.
>>6145129
I'd like to say it's closer to 90%.
You really have to dig through a lot of shit to get to good discussion. When you do, though, it's heaven.
Especially if it goes on for multiple threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:17:59 2010 No.6145143 File: 72 KB, 500x500, 1284408442626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145138 I could do that. Maybe with a bag on his head? and penis?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:17:59 2010 No.6145144 The only people from /v/ I've played a game with and liked is a few people in Second Life. It's fun sometimes to hang out with fellow futas and go clothes shopping...

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:17:59 2010 No.6145145 File: 107 KB, 1280x720, [CoalGuys] K-ON!! S2 - 18 [63552577].mkv_snapshot_05.47_[2010.08.05_16.05.23].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145023

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:18:59 2010 No.6145148
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Your parents want you to make something of yourself, OP. Being 22 and chilling at someone's place isn't so bad, but what about 10 years from now? Do you want to be 32 with no job experience and no marketable skills?

Your precious girly hair will be balding by then, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:18:59 2010 No.6145149 >>6145091 Sugarland Texas

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:19:59 2010 No.6145150 >>6145141 I use that thread in all incarnations as a reminder all is right with the world. Were it to die, I fear things would be radically different. Well I've seen alot of other boards suffer similar fates, best of luck man, dig deep.

>>	undine Fri Sep 17 02:19:59 2010 No.6145151 File: 33 KB, 400x435, 1267612384259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so an autistic crossdressing sex slave? i guess it depends how female you look often you enema your e-vagina

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:19:59 2010 No.6145153
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>>6145143

Something tells me that it wouldn't really be a successful venture.

You'd have better luck learning the Dark Arts to summon Remy and Flandre to this world, like that one guy in that one doujin did.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:19:59 2010 No.6145154 >>6145129 From what I see there's always a handful of "get off my lawn" type normalfags hanging around bragging about their corporate jobs and whatnot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:19:59 2010 No.6145155 File: 55 KB, 312x312, throw-up1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145023

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:20:59 2010 No.6145159 >>6145154 Yeah, this is true. I have to avoid Mass Effect threads because 9 times out of 10 its people crying about people having a femshep

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:23:59 2010 No.6145164 File: 6 KB, 145x145, 1268537716249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got a bonner from OP's text. I was fapping to this thread until I saw >>6145023 ... Goddammit... I just wanted a cute friend/trap to play pretend with me ;_;.

>>	/v/ Nomad Fri Sep 17 02:24:59 2010 No.6145168 >>6145150 I don't even know what it's about. I just see it here all the time. >>6145154 They are much to ashamed to admit they work at a McJob. >>6145149 Hah, I'd room with you if you were a good 100 miles west from where you are now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:25:59 2010 No.6145172 File: 208 KB, 906x664, 1282180264864.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145164 > bonner

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:25:59 2010 No.6145173 File: 224 KB, 468x650, f0ddfad03c2bd0bbd167b0a0d2fd808f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145153 Yeah... I guess you're right. I'll keep looking for a young vessel then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:26:59 2010 No.6145177 >>6145172 I'm pretty sure that's the mac version.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:30:59 2010 No.6145184 >>6145023 Proof that only Asian males make good traps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:30:59 2010 No.6145185 sorry, my mom lives with me in this studio apartment in california. ...if you're willing to kill her, you can share the bed with me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:31:59 2010 No.6145190 well op did say that pic was from a few years ago, he can only look that much prettier now right? right...guys..?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:32:59 2010 No.6145193 File: 37 KB, 480x640, alexis..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145184 Not true

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:32:59 2010 No.6145195

OP you look like a cool guy, you probably don't wanna suck dick for these faggots though, just, seriously, work it out with you parents, get a part time job, it sucks at first, but you WILL have to do it eventually. We don't live in japan, our parents aren't pussies that let us live with them till they die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:33:59 2010 No.6145197 >>6145154 >normalfags I laugh every time I see this used as an insult You truly are pathetic, /jp/. Probably one of the shittiest boards on this site, next to /v/, /a/, and /r9k/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:33:59 2010 No.6145199 >>6145197 The fact you didn't include /b/ in that list shows how dumb you are

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:34:59 2010 No.6145201 File: 32 KB, 387x505, 1283071697855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >114 posts and 35 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:34:59 2010 No.6145203 >>6145197 >implying /r9k/ is anything like these socially retarded faggots don't lump us in with them just because we can't get girls to go out with us. At least we have friends and jobs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:35:59 2010 No.6145205 >>6144810 >I can even wear maid dresses for you if you want me to. I don't have any, but if you buy one for me, I will gladly wear it. I have long straight hair, so I won't even need a wig. I get erection from reading that part.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:35:59 2010 No.6145206 >>6145197 I don't know how you interpreted that as an insult. It's just an accurate description of what they are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:35:59 2010 No.6145207 >>6145023 Damn it I could have at least fapped at the thought.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:35:59 2010 No.6145210 >>6145197 the whole "normalfag" thing is an internal joke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:36:59 2010 No.6145211 >>6145199 i think /b/ is pretty much a given

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:36:59 2010 No.6145212 >>6145199 /b/ is always implied. It has a level of it's own. I don't even consider it a board of 4chan any more. Just some large cancerous growth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:37:59 2010 No.6145213 >>6145197 Your shit is my elite. Don't you have some bitches to fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:37:59 2010 No.6145216 File: 44 KB, 440x616, 1282257243569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145184 Is that so?

>>	/v/ Nomad Fri Sep 17 02:39:15 2010 No.6145220 Easily one of the better songs in the game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYNK2imZCzI Sakimoto you sexy mother fucker, you drag me through the FFT series and FFXII with your fantastic scores, and now this series. God amongst men.

>>	/v/ Nomad Fri Sep 17 02:40:59 2010 No.6145224 That's what I get for having seven threads open. Gonna go away now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:40:59 2010 No.6145225 File: 781 KB, 1366x1200, mikan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145216 Why can't I look like that

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Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:40:59 2010 No.6145230

>>6145195
That's not necessarily true. My dad isn't aggressive enough to force me out. He just tries to be as unbearable as possible in those brief moments we see each other. Nothing that can't be solved with a, I'm looking for a job. Alright I'm working on it. I just turned in a dozen online applications today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:41:59 2010 No.6145235 >>6145216 I wish more traps like this were in porn. The fugly shemales who bellow in portuguese that make up 98% of the videos I see just aren't cutting it

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:41:59 2010 No.6145236 >>6145225 You are not 16 anymore? >>6145197 Woah, you think that being a normalfag is an insult? Get out your normalfag.

>>	Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU Fri Sep 17 02:41:59 2010 No.6145238 >>6144810 HAHA YOU ARE ONE MOE ASS NIGGER.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:43:59 2010 No.6145241 >>6145197 sup normalfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:43:59 2010 No.6145242 So let's recap: >>>/jp/6144810 >>>/v/73339212 >>>/a/40359786 OP did you make all these threads? Why not craigslist?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:43:59 2010 No.6145244 >>6145229 >expected a 3D person to be a 2D catgirl oh /jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:43:59 2010 No.6145245 >>6145238 and by moe we mean moe from the simpsons

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:44:59 2010 No.6145246 >>6145203 I laugh at your implication that friends and a job make one a worthy individual.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:45:59 2010 No.6145248 >>6145216 why must you always make me question my sexuality guys

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:45:59 2010 No.6145250 >>6145244 Well, you know. I don't really see people anymore, so my idea of a person tends to be easily influenced by the pictures that they post. I can't bring myself to see Hong as a man, for example.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:46:59 2010 No.6145252 >>6145250 This is how I am! I also really hate voicechat in games because it totally ruins the voice I have for people in my head. Also because it makes it harder for me to pretend to be a girl, but lets not go into that

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:47:59 2010 No.6145256 He looks a lot better than I expected from your guys reactions... With a little make up and the right clothes he could easily pass for a girl, especially if he's skinny like he says.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:47:59 2010 No.6145257

>>6145242
It's obvious he did not. Look at the pictures of him in each of those threads. They all have 4chan filenames. What more, they're all from the previous thread, the /v/ image is this one in /jp/'s and the same goes for /a/'s which is /v/'s. Go ahead check it out for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:48:59 2010 No.6145259 >>6145256 And with a nosejob.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:48:59 2010 No.6145260

I laugh at the fact people will suffer and work their entire lives for what I have for free. The fact that you justify that work with satisfaction of having the job done yourself? I don't need to justify my life. Everyday I wake up when I want to, do whatever feels right at the time, and rarely if ever run into something that can upset me. The price for this wonderful life? Helplessness when my providers die. But do to the typical hikki health problems they will likely outlive me. I have no regrets. Also I bought a tenga last week it should be getting here tomorrow. Here's hoping for the best.
Keep taking it easy, guys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:49:59 2010 No.6145261 File: 207 KB, 500x500, 128469136648.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145250 H-hey, d-do you see me as a little cute girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:50:59 2010 No.6145263 >>6145260 enjoy your no money no job no money fact of life

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:50:59 2010 No.6145265 >>6145256 Yeah pretty much anyone can do amazing things with some effort. You'd be taking on a blank canvas more or less.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:52:59 2010 No.6145269 This is what happens when 2 anons live together. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma8Yj5lsuDk

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:52:59 2010 No.6145270 >>6145260 This is the reason everyone hates this board and those who browse it. At least /a/ just jokes about being pathetic obese NEET fagots...

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:52:59 2010 No.6145273 >>6145263 Every so often I flaunt my blatant malnutrition to my mom, and get a fair amount to spend however I will.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:53:59 2010 No.6145275 File: 49 KB, 198x198, 1208812155301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145269 Wow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:54:59 2010 No.6145277 File: 29 KB, 736x736, 1275711459465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145273 Are you fucking serious...

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:54:59 2010 No.6145278 This pasta was new and fresh and i enjoyed it. Thanks OP. I mean, technically THIS thread isn't pasta but making the other threads made it pasta. Delicious and funny!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:54:59 2010 No.6145279 >>6145269 God damn it, fifth time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:54:59 2010 No.6145280 >>6145250 Hey, I do this too. Life is really convenient when there are no repercussions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:55:59 2010 No.6145284 >>6145277 Do you doubt me? Don't you do this too? How else would a NEET how money? Even a hobby that pays is a job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:55:59 2010 No.6145286 >>6145269 >added to "ALL MY RAGE" public playlist

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:56:59 2010 No.6145288 >>6145235 "Shemale" is the term for traps that still look like men in wigs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:58:59 2010 No.6145290 >>6145288 What a wonderful language that has a word for that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:59:59 2010 No.6145293 File: 352 KB, 750x1000, 1181693378907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Didn't think that so many people would email me. Thanks everyone! Now I'm not even sure who to choose. And sorry about scaring you all with my picture.

>>	undine Fri Sep 17 02:59:59 2010 No.6145295 >>6145284 government welfare more than enough in some countries

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 02:59:59 2010 No.6145296

>>6145197

Some of us laugh whenever you use weeaboo as an insult or say "WELL, YEAH I CAN GO FUCK LIKE 20 BITCHES, I BET YOU REAL MAD". Neither of those things phase us in the slightest.

In reality /jp/ is the best-composed and most closed-circle board here (which isn't saying much since it used to be much more closed and elitist in the past).

Also /jp/ is one of the most intelligent boards here by default of having on average an older userbase than the rest of 4chan (23-24), being basically impossible to troll and having janitors that actually work. Despite having some NEETs here (they are around on every board honestly) they generally are composed and civilized unlike in other boards like /r9k/ where they are pissing their pants with insecurity about not being good looking or having any real prospects / notable qualities in life. From this insecurity comes an overcompensation of anger and showmanship that easily manifests on the shittier boards here. They think that by being mad and acting tough they can hide the fact that they are just as pathetic (if not far moreso for lying to themselves) as whoever they are insulting.

Also /sci/ could have been a contender when it booted up, but it quickly attracted too many idiots who don't know shit about science and is now mostly a shitpile of algebra homework and religious troll threads. You see, I take that personally because I'm a molecular biologist and would have welcomed another board to enjoy on 4chan besides /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:00:59 2010 No.6145298 I'm charmed by the idea of owning people but I'm afraid I don't live in the right area.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri Sep 17 03:02:59 2010 No.6145300 >>6145242 >>/a/ and /v/ get seriously bothered by the OP and start advicefriending him >>/jp/ starts making hilarious replies from the beginning and plays along Further proof that we're the best board on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:03:59 2010 No.6145304 >>6145293 OP's body found in dumpster in how many days?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:04:59 2010 No.6145306 >>6145296 >still accusing me of being a normalfag >he thinks the boards snooty elitist aura makes it great >thinks a board filled to the brim with waifu threads is good This thread is helping me understand why so many people hate this board.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:04:59 2010 No.6145307

>>6145260
I feel about the same as you, however I feel that when my providers die, I will have to or atleast twy to make a life for myself. I love life too much to just throw it away like that.

I'm convinced there's something wrong with my body. Out of all things that concern me, it's the chest pains that bother me the most. It's somewhat like being gripped with some kind of claw on the left side of my chest. When I reach into my body and pull the ribs away from my body it usually stops the pain. I went to a doctor for this a few years ago when I was a child but my doc told me he didn't know what it could be and so my parents never bothered any more. It's never gone away and I don't know what it is. I mean, I'm only 20 years old. There's tons of things I want to do with my life.

If you died tomorrow or were told you had some kind of fatal disease/body problem, would you not feel like you had unfinished business?

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:04:59 2010 No.6145308

>>6145295
Would need a face to face interview where I live.
Not to mention, the medical bills for whatever disability I claim. And as for just welfare, you get a check every month hope you do better one day kind of welfare, my state doesn't have it. They have the Ohio works program.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:05:59 2010 No.6145311 >>6145300 keep being delusional, tripfriend

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:07:59 2010 No.6145317 I just want everyone to know I'm furiously masturbating to this thread.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri Sep 17 03:09:59 2010 No.6145321 File: 194 KB, 351x1697, jp buttowned.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145306 >>dumb nerd takes kopipe (copy paste) seriously >>my face when he gets butt devastated

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:09:59 2010 No.6145325

>>6145307
This is just our lot in life. Any hikki or longterm NEET, gets these sorts or problems. Lack of exercise, poor diet, or the lack of one, anxeity, the list could go on. It's to be expected really. They likely started when it wasn't a big deal, then you didn't have the money or time to check it out. Eventually it just doesn't matter, live every day as your last. Take care of yourself to the best of your abilities. If anyone could live an aesthetic life it'd be a privileged NEET. However most of us don't, for a lot of the same reasons we are NEET in the first place. This was a choice, there is a price for that choice. If you are unhappy with that price make a different choice. If you are ok with it, take it easy with us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:10:59 2010 No.6145328 Who are you going to choose, op?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:10:59 2010 No.6145329 You can try couchsurfing. http://www.couchsurfing.org/

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:11:59 2010 No.6145332 Hey OP, if you're not trolling (which I think you are), where in California do you live? I'm another 22 year old male. Live in Southern California. Your proposal and plight hit a weak spot in my heart and make me ponder things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:13:59 2010 No.6145336 >>6145321 Man I wish /jp/ was like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:14:59 2010 No.6145339 >>6145307 Sort of, there is one thing I do want to accomplish during my life. But I also don't believe everything just ends when we die so I won't care too much if I die, I'll be frilling and hatting it up in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:14:59 2010 No.6145343 File: 61 KB, 393x455, Autist_reaction10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145321

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:15:59 2010 No.6145348 >>6145336 You haven't been here long enough to understand this truth. Lurk more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:16:59 2010 No.6145350 >>6145260 But have you ever actually felt love, or received it? It's unlikely that you ever will. Easy enough to live as you are, I'm sure you're happy as is, but if you ever honestly fell in love you would never be able to be without it.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:16:59 2010 No.6145351

>>6145336
It almost is, what can you say to a bunch of people like us? Call someone else a fat loser who lives with their parents? They get all mad and then you have a troll thread. Do it here? Easymodo man, keep taking it easy. I guess we have no desire to prove ourselves. Doesn't mean we don't get trolled. But our time (at least the block of it set aside for /jp/) is rather worthless. As we have a lot of it. Who's really at a loss there?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:19:59 2010 No.6145358 >>6145351 >>6145348 Maybe WE don't get affected, but the first troll's original purpose is fulfilled, he eventually gets to believe he trolled us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:19:59 2010 No.6145359 >>6145261 What if I say I'd be inclined to? But the truth is, this only works as far as thoughtless browsing goes. I soon remember that you are also a skinny unshaven dude in underwear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:19:59 2010 No.6145362 Has anyone here seriously e-mailed op?

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:19:59 2010 No.6145364
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>>6145351

Well the other thing is that due to the nature of /jp/ being one of the last havens of oldfags, it is hilarious to school lost newfriend wanderers who do not actually know what professional trolling is. Because they get mad thinking they are having a real conversation, and go to bed mad, because you never post a coolface or do any other shit like that because that's not how trolling actually works.. that's only a secondary (and far shittier) analysis of what to do as picked up by what is now several generations of newfags.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:20:59 2010 No.6145366

>>6145350
I did, and have. My teenage years were just like everyone else's. Seems like that's all that matters in the world. But I guess it wasn't my thing. It got boring for me and so I stop pursuing it. I don't hold it against you or anyone else that feels differently. Because if someone didn't chase that love we would have much fewer children brought into this world. There is also a good argument I would like to make about my waifu but this is neither the time nor the place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:21:59 2010 No.6145369 >>6145350 That's like a cocaine addict telling people about his problems. Thanks for confirming my opinion that sex and romance are addictions that plague society

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:22:59 2010 No.6145371 >>6145366 It's highly unlikely you encountered true love in your teenage years. If you got 'bored' of it, certainly not. Also I lost it when you mentioned your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:23:59 2010 No.6145373 >>6145350 I imagine you as a heroin addict telling other people about his addiction and how amazing it is.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:24:59 2010 No.6145378
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>>6145332
I'm also in Southern California. Send me an email if you want to. In about a day I think I will probably ask everyone who emailed me a few questions to help me choose who I should stay with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:25:59 2010 No.6145379 >>6145371 Good. We all need a good laugh now and then. I agree with what you said about serious relations and teenagers. I am glad I got it out of my system then, and did not waste time that could have been better spent.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:25:59 2010 No.6145380

>>6145369
It is absolutely ridiculous to compare love to cocaine.
It's not a harmful substance.
If you were removed of whatever grants you your hikki ability, you wouldn't like that much either.
Love is a 100% improvement in your life until you fuck it up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:26:59 2010 No.6145381 >>6145350 Femanon or a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:26:59 2010 No.6145383 File: 167 KB, 890x720, 1283985315647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145378 My body is ready. Let's hope yours is too. Actually...no. I want you to struggle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:27:59 2010 No.6145389 File: 421 KB, 700x700, 1280941283340.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145380 Agreed. Have you told your waifu you love her today, /jp/? If not, please do so. It's important to remember these little things.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri Sep 17 03:27:59 2010 No.6145393 >>6145378 Be sure to use questions that can weed out the non-/jp/ers. I'm sure all the emails from /a/ and /v/ are pretty much bull.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:28:59 2010 No.6145396

>>6145373
Is that a meme you guys have or what? Stop that.

And why are you saging the thread?

>>6145381
I am terribly disheartened that there are people who would insist upon the female or gay status of an anonymous individual because of their talks on love.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:28:59 2010 No.6145397

>>6145380
It is absolutely ridiculous to compare cocaine to love.
It's not a harmful substance.
If you were removed of whatever grants you your hikki ability, you wouldn't like that much either.
Cocaine is a 100% improvement in your life until you fuck up.

Seems like your argument doesn't hold.
If there's anything in my life that makes me feel like shit if it disappears, yet doesn't bother me until I have a taste of it, I see no use to it.
Really, I might be a NEET, but I see no reason to add another unhealthy addiction. It's ridiculous.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:29:59 2010 No.6145399

>>6145359
>What if I say I'd be inclined to?
I would say "Same here, I have the same problem".
3D people are just too ugly. Its a lot better to think you are talking to a 2D character or something.
Actually, if I don't imagine a 2D character, I just pretend I am talking to "nothing".

>unshaven dude
Oh you!
I shave every week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:29:59 2010 No.6145400 >>6145396 I'm sageing your thread because I don't want to bump it. Don't you know how sage works?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:29:59 2010 No.6145402 >>6145393 What this gentleman said. What sort of questions will you be asking? You do know that you'll probably be made fuck whoever you decide to stay with, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:31:59 2010 No.6145404 >>6145399 Man, I can't be bothered to shave. My razor blades are all dull and I don't want to go out and buy more

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:32:59 2010 No.6145408 >>6145350 Gave it a shot, I don't want anything to do with it again. Backstabbing cunts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:32:59 2010 No.6145409 >>6145397 >love >not a harmful substance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:32:59 2010 No.6145410 File: 25 KB, 300x300, 1269400602076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145389 I will do just that. Your kind words are taken to heart anon. Take it easy.

>>	Anon of Countless Trips !!CJc7PRLyse4 Fri Sep 17 03:33:59 2010 No.6145413 >>6144926 And here I thought I was the only norfag in /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:34:59 2010 No.6145418 File: 62 KB, 499x850, 1214190006429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145402 >What sort of questions will you be asking? I'm thinking just some random questions about hobbies.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:35:59 2010 No.6145420

>>6145380

Love is something that people who do not really ponder its processes or consequences think is beneficial, but, intellectuals realize that it bleeds you of emotional stress and money. Hence there are a lot of supposedly best-moment-ever marriages that end in life-wrecking divorce (about half of them, plus there are a shit ton of unaccounted for "sexless" marriages) ... the more intelligent someone is, the more likely he/she is to be single, of their own volition. Humans are in an uncomfortable grey area somewhere between monogamy and polygamy/harem type of mating, and the constant variance between people who genuinely want to stay with one partner and people who just cannot help themselves but go fuck as many as they can kind of throws a wrench into the whole process.

My chemical engineering prof was quite a misogynist himself, always explicitly greeting, addressing or otherwise acknowledging only the male part of the lecture attendants. One day, near the end of this semester we decided to see what his reaction would be if only women showed up to the lecture. Through the magic of modern communication we've managed to set this up with the female part of our group.

So there they are, females only, sitting in the room, and the prof comes in. He looks around, scratches his beard, says "What the hell, no one came?" and leaves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:35:59 2010 No.6145421 >>6145380 >Love is a 100% improvement in your life until you fuck it up. You always fuck up 3D love, no matter how good your intentions are.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:37:59 2010 No.6145433

Hey bro, sorry to hear about your plight. I'm a fellow 22 year old, living in Southern California. Unfortunately, I'm stuck with my brother and father and there is little room for addition.

May you find luck in keeping to your NEET ways. Also, I feel you on the maid outfit fetish, man. I couldn't pull it off though...I...I just wasn't born to wear maid outfits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:37:59 2010 No.6145435 >>6145420 Prof. Anon Taking it easy since 1954~

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:37:59 2010 No.6145438 >>6145420 That teacher sounds like an amusing person

>>	щ(ﾟДﾟщ) LoN (屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 !!00u+ykK4iFz Fri Sep 17 03:39:59 2010 No.6145444 OP, I found you a home! >>>/fit/4573641 he does sound a bit rowdy though, hope you like getting nailed by hairy and sweaty men

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:40:59 2010 No.6145445

>>6145397
I don't know how switching my words around makes my argument unsound :/
Cocaine is definitely harmful, and has long lasting negative effects on your physical attributes.
That's fine if you all are so dead-set against finding it, but if you have something there is the possibility that you will lose it, love is no exception. Your reasons for casting it away are flawed.
It's saddening to see people like you :/, I'm sorry that you have lacked the will to find somebody, or that the world has as of yet been cruel to you in this regard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:41:59 2010 No.6145448 >>6145404 Razor blades do not expire! You just need to build a little storage in your house and buy 50~100 blades. I do the same to a lot of products, it's really worth it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:41:59 2010 No.6145449 >>6145444 That's on /fit/. So, perhaps getting slammed by a...oh wait, no. You're right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:42:59 2010 No.6145454 File: 925 KB, 850x1268, 1284401061127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you want to move to Argentina I'd be more than happy to take you in.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:44:59 2010 No.6145460

It's awful that so many of you have such negative attitudes towards and have put so much effort into finding excuses for not having love.
I'm so sorry : (
I honestly hope that at least some of you have found love just as good with your waifus, I don't reject the possibility. Perhaps some day our technology will be enough to have you interact with them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:45:59 2010 No.6145463 >>6145460 Don't be sad for us. If you want to be nice, unlike everyone else we know, accept our choices.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:46:59 2010 No.6145464 >>6145460 glad to hear it. If not, where technology fails will prevails. I've heard many success stories in this regard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:47:59 2010 No.6145467 File: 36 KB, 340x460, 1279360557396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145460 Femanon/normalfag in love detected.

>>	～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. Fri Sep 17 03:47:59 2010 No.6145468 File: 150 KB, 400x406, bruja dorada.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145454 Where do you live?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:49:59 2010 No.6145473 File: 67 KB, 650x714, 1282697034112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145468 La Plata, near Buenos Aires.

>>	～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. Fri Sep 17 03:52:59 2010 No.6145483 >>6145473 I see. I'm in zona norte.

Aisling !3hRoneryhQ Fri Sep 17 03:52:59 2010 No.6145487

So my parents are kicking me out soon, but I'm just not ready to get a job yet.

This might sound strange, but can I live with one of you guys?

Some of my requirements are:
1. You must live be a /jp/sie.
2. I want to live in the same room as you.
3. I will need to connect my computer to the internet. I have a router so we can figure something out, I think.
4. I'd prefer if you lived alone. But if you have really nice parents who wouldn't mind welcoming some guy to their family, then that would be okay too.
5. Feeding me should be a problem. I am really picky.

Now, some things about me.
I'm an 18 year old white guy. I have a few bad habits but they act as CHARM POINTS. I usually take a shower twice a day, so you don't have to worry about me stinking up the place, and I'm generally a neat person. I'm pretty rad and super kawaii.
I won't be able to get a job, so I obviously won't be able to repay you with much. But I can do laundry for you, and wash dishes and stuff. I can even cook you risotto and cake every day!
I can even wear maid dresses for you if you want me to. I have my own wigs.
I like games, anime, visual novels, Touhou, and I like to collect cute pictures. And I pretty much like most /jp/-related things. I will bring my PC joypad with me, so we can play fighting games on PC if you want. I never shut up, though.

If you're interested, please send me an email as soon as possible. Tell me where you live and some basic info about yourself.

love aisling

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:52:59 2010 No.6145488 >>6145467 You can arrest me, but you can't arrest my love.

>>	Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg Fri Sep 17 03:53:59 2010 No.6145490 File: 235 KB, 830x800, 840301d295bd96a7577a8524fa8df748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am sure OP is long gone/trolling whatever. Just join the military, its the best things you can do with your life in times like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:53:59 2010 No.6145491 >>6145488 WHAT IS LOVE

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:54:59 2010 No.6145496 File: 164 KB, 570x683, pretty_accurate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Love rocks.

>>	undine Fri Sep 17 03:54:59 2010 No.6145497 love is great but hard to find true love

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:55:59 2010 No.6145501 >>6145460 We're not making excuses. We are stating reasons. Oh and love isn't real

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:56:59 2010 No.6145506 I saw this on /v/ and nobody gave a fuck and now check this place and has +250 replies? Really, guys?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:56:59 2010 No.6145510 >>6145483 Yeah... I saw you in a /v/ thread once, I don't even remember what we were talking about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:56:59 2010 No.6145511 File: 30 KB, 640x480, TrueLove1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145497 Here, I found it for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:57:59 2010 No.6145513 >>6145506 You didn't give a fuck. And then you came here to see how we were fairing. Perhaps I am missing something here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:57:59 2010 No.6145514 File: 3 KB, 126x122, 1282218875754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 03:58:59 2010 No.6145515 >>6145501 Yet, if you were ever able to find love, you would realize how silly and worthless the reasons you gave were.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:00:59 2010 No.6145519

>>6145515
Yet if your life wasn't so empty, despite your struggle to maintain your status quo, you wouldn't require someone else to fill the gap. Enjoy yourself, man. Take it easy. Learn to love yourself. You wouldn't force someone you love to work five days a week just to come home to an unsatisfactory life would you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:00:59 2010 No.6145520 >>6145501 My love for you is real, Anonymous. Now gimme a hug, you big silly!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:01:59 2010 No.6145524 >>6145515 My reasons: 1. Most if not all humans (myself included) are incapable of long term loyalty to anybody but their own selfish desires. 2. 3D pig disgusting etc. 3. Bitches and whores.

>>	undine Fri Sep 17 04:01:59 2010 No.6145526 >>6145511 i meant download links that still work obviously

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:02:59 2010 No.6145532

>>6145491
BABY DON'T HURT ME

>>6145515
>Yet, if you were ever able to find love, you would realize how silly and worthless the reasons you gave were.
Smelling pheromones and exchanging bodily fluids for the sake of gratification and reproduction? Sounds silly to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:03:59 2010 No.6145535 >>6145524 Love exists, but it's a chemical reaction that only lasts for about 2 or 3 years. You can't expect it to last forever, that's why married couples have to become friends, otherwise they'll end up hating each other.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:03:59 2010 No.6145537

>>6145524
Don't know if troll.
>>6145519
You can keep knocking it all you want. Love your waifu, be happy without it, whatever.
If you ever find love, you'll look back and see how incredibly foolish you'd been.

I'm going to bed now.
With my girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:04:59 2010 No.6145538 Too bad I don't live in California, I would give it hard to OP depending on how true his self-description is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:05:59 2010 No.6145540 >>6145535 Exactly the point I was trying to make. The common misconception among many people is that love lasts forever or at least a long time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:05:59 2010 No.6145543 >>6145526 I have the game somewhere in my HD, if you really want it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:07:59 2010 No.6145548 Man, sleeping in the same bed as someone fucking sucks. They change the temperature of the pillow, they drool, they move, the might even get up at some point. NEET or normalfag, doesn't matter avoid this shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:09:59 2010 No.6145554 >>6145538 I think you missed his follow up post. >>6145023

>>	Aisling !3hRoneryhQ Fri Sep 17 04:10:59 2010 No.6145558 >>6145487 I was serious guys ;_;

None !OSakaQCVow Fri Sep 17 04:10:59 2010 No.6145560
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>>6145506
Your thread was copypasta with equally worthless replies. /jp/ took a thread and made it amusing.

It doesn't matter how funny the OP is, if the thread itself is a pain to read, it's bad. You as a collective forgot this a year or two ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:12:59 2010 No.6145563 >>6145558 >I want to live in the same room as you. Why is that?

>>	Aisling !3hRoneryhQ Fri Sep 17 04:13:59 2010 No.6145569 >>6145563 I like company ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:14:59 2010 No.6145570 >>6145558 I'd take you if only I wasn't facing the same problem as you soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:16:59 2010 No.6145574 >>6145548 It's true. That's why I sleep on the floor in the living room usually.

>>	undine Fri Sep 17 04:17:59 2010 No.6145576 >>6145543 not sure if you want to troll me or if you don't understand irony

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:18:59 2010 No.6145582 >>6145560 >made it amusing Not seeing it. Could you possibly point out how this thread is amusing in any way?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:19:59 2010 No.6145590 >>6145582 Well you see, humor is defined as

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:21:59 2010 No.6145601 >>6145582 I had a good time. Though I been naked all day, and have been on again off again fapping for like 4 hours now. This started pretty steamy, then after the pic I had to switch to my normal browsing fap.

>>	None !OSakaQCVow Fri Sep 17 04:21:59 2010 No.6145603 >>6145582 I'm sorry you can't appreciate it. Maybe OP gets doubles next time.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:22:59 2010 No.6145605

Wow, /jp/.

You read this thread expecting the OP to be a fucking supermodel? I read this thread expecting a hideous neckbeard, then he posts a picture of himself and he's like a normal fuckin' dude, yet everyone flips out because he's not fucking Isaiah Mustafa.

What a dumb thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:22:59 2010 No.6145612 >>6145603 That made me giggle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:24:59 2010 No.6145622 >>6145603 Oh, you think I'm from /v/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:25:59 2010 No.6145624 >>6145605 I expected him to be a cute slutty trap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:25:59 2010 No.6145625 File: 50 KB, 200x200, 1283803989200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145554 ehhhhh. Yeah. OP, maybe you should cut your hair and go get a job/education. I don't think you fill the trap-roommate role well enough to justify not paying rent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:25:59 2010 No.6145628 >>6145603 epic buttpwnage

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:25:59 2010 No.6145630 >>6145603 There's nothing really amusing about a few people saging and some other responding seriously, as well as reaction pictures to some guy's looks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:26:59 2010 No.6145632 >>6145605 Maybe he shouldn't have opened the thread with that image. I picture what I see.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:26:59 2010 No.6145633 >>6145630 Why has someone saged the thread?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:27:59 2010 No.6145639 >>6145630 Then what is amusing to you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:27:59 2010 No.6145641 >>6145630 >saging It's amazing, that people still think saging does anything other than not bump a thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:28:59 2010 No.6145646 >>6145630 >a few people saging and some other responding seriously, as well as reaction pictures That sums up every thread on 4chan, so if you don't consider that amusing I can't help but wonder what you're doing here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:30:59 2010 No.6145655 File: 21 KB, 230x251, 1277936327039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Someone takes OP in >He gets raped >My face

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:31:59 2010 No.6145657 I'll let you live with me if you suck my dick everyday after I work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:31:59 2010 No.6145659 >>6145655 Isn't that what OP obviously wants, though?

None !OSakaQCVow Fri Sep 17 04:31:59 2010 No.6145660

>>6145622
Not really, you knew how to type correctly after all. Humor comes from exaggeration.

But asking me to "point out" where the funny is is pointless, as I'm sure you know yourself. You may even agree with me that this thread is at the very least more amusing than /v/'s version.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:31:59 2010 No.6145664 File: 48 KB, 448x428, 1278775329926.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145655

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:32:59 2010 No.6145667
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>>6145641

What it is, is that we have some crossboard in this thread due to some copypastas floating around now. You can tell by how the posting quality has dropped significantly with some very abnormal (for a /jp/er) behavior / speech as it grew.

As for all that crossboard crap, when we have already had an uncomfortable plot of /v/ squatting in Recettear threads ... to all of them, pic related.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:34:59 2010 No.6145676 Fucking grow up you worthless piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:35:59 2010 No.6145679 Thanks for reminding me how glad I am that I cut my hair.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:35:59 2010 No.6145683

My best friend lives in my dorm room because he's got no place to live in this city even though he started going to university some 3 weeks ago.

If he wasn't my best friend (pretty much my only friend), he'd have to be a damned cute girl in order to live with me in my 18m2 room (bath and entrance included). Shared kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:36:59 2010 No.6145684 Go live under a bridge you shitty low sub-human. If even your parents can't stand you who do you pretend will want to have you in his house?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:36:59 2010 No.6145687 >>6145641 It's amazing, that people still pronounce 'sage' as 'seij', use it as a verb, and conjugate it like it was an English word.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:38:59 2010 No.6145695 >>6145543 If that other dude doesn't want it, I do. Assuming it's in english.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:39:59 2010 No.6145698 >>6145687 I do that and English is not even my main language.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Fri Sep 17 04:39:59 2010 No.6145700 File: 72 KB, 406x480, hurt feelings.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6145676 >>6145684 Look at how mad your butts are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:41:59 2010 No.6145705 >>6145687 I'm sageteru this thread! It's like I'm really Japanese!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:42:59 2010 No.6145711 >>6145641 I'm aware of what sage does. It seems the few posters at the beginning of this thread aren't.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Sep 17 04:43:59 2010 No.6145715

>>6145687

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:43:59 2010 No.6145717 File: 127 KB, 640x480, 1217967906752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 下げ！下げ！

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:44:59 2010 No.6145719 You know, if you all were actually smart, you'd start using nokosage. No one notices, so no one complains.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:44:59 2010 No.6145720

>>6145667

Not sure why you're blaming crossboard posting for the ignorant few at the beginning of the thread, seeing as this hadn't been posted on any other boards yet.

Could it be that...GASP...your precious board isn't quite as "mature" and "intelligent" as you believe it to be. Shudder at the thought, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:47:59 2010 No.6145732 >>6145719 But the people who are being complained about use sage for the sake of making a point, it'd be useless for them to do it by stealth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:48:59 2010 No.6145737 >>6145732 If that's true, then actual point of saging is not stop bumping the thread, it's just to show off.

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:50:59 2010 No.6145744

>>6145720

Or it could be that no one really took the thread serious and hence no one bothered to really put much thought into what they were saying. Wait a minute, could be? No, that's exactly what happened.

When a pic was posted and he meant business, the tone changed drastically not long afterward. Or more like this thread got way fucking out of hand. OP must have probably thought it wouldn't be a very big thing / a half-assed attempt to keep on being a NEET before looking for work.. and it was funny at first.. but now it's some big meta thread basically. Aka, shit.

None !OSakaQCVow Fri Sep 17 04:50:59 2010 No.6145745

>>6145737
There's a careful and acceptable balance between the two. It takes effort to master. However, if you use it, even correctly, then there is danger that you'll be marked by anons who don't know better from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:52:59 2010 No.6145751 >>6145745 Seems to me no one is a pro here, right? I mean, a shitstorm was unleashed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:53:59 2010 No.6145756 >>6145695 I was uploading it, here: http://www.mediafire.com/?5s22jksappbh7ba

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:54:59 2010 No.6145759 >>6145751 This is not a shitstorm, this is your average /jp/ troll thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 04:55:59 2010 No.6145765 >>6145737 That's not the way to use it, but many people use it that way. This shouldn't be a foreign concept to you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 06:00:28 2010 No.6145765,1 >>6145745 >then there is danger that you'll be marked by anons who don't know better from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. (´◉◞౪◟◉)

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 12:43:13 2010 No.6145765,2 Hahaha, this thread. I was surprised by how charitable /jp/ was being until they all shitstormed over his photo. Fucking faggots. I can't help but feel that the OP is either really brave, really desperate, or really trolling.

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