/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

All this time spent NEETing it up and letting my mind wander finally paid off.

I'm going out for a patent tomorrow. Wish me luck, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

Too late I already signed it and emailed it to the president

[Anonymous No.]

How can you believe in infinite energy if its just a theory (a geusse)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6133383
Aah...didn`t you meant /sci/?

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

If you want infinite energy, then during the day you should use solar panels, and at night use lunar panels (to process the light energy from the moon into electricity).

[Anonymous No.]

>It only weighs as much as the box because the water absorbs the weight

[Anonymous No.]

i...i dont get it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>It only weighs as much as the box because the water absorbs the weight

oh...oh boy

I think you've been breathing the fumes of your unwashed clothes so long that you broke something in your head

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>It only weighs as much as the box because the water absorbs the weight
Excuse me what the fuck are you doing

[Anonymous No.]

>walk into Gamestop
>cute Asian girl is working behind counter, exactly as planned
>grab copy of Touhou vs Arcana Heat, walk to counter
>slip on random urine puddle and crash face first into register
>hear sickly crunch and tink-tink as my rotten dicks snap and fall behind counter
>black out for 10 seconds, lose control of my bowels
>regain consciousness, realize I am lying in my own dicks
>Asian girl covering mouth, crying in disgust
>attempt to flee store
>shoelaces caught on Cabela display
>trip and crash sprawling into gameguide rack
>Rocco Botte statue falls directly onto my testicles
>vomit straight up, running into face and dick
>flailing around on merchandise, gibbering and crying
>blindly grope for door, knocking everything crashing
>finally stagger into sunlight
>limp towards bus stop in rain, humiliated
>"Hey, wait!"-- Asian girl walks outside store
>"You forgot your homo anime game", tosses game in puddle
>she wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>6133426
this man's teeth and blood is made of dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>Asshole comes into my dorm room, takes my games.
>Find out he sold a few at gamestop, said he needed party money.
>You cant touch me, and if you do, I will just get my parents to sue your ass for creating a "hostile living space"
>Catch the son of a bitch gone, log into his computer laptop, log into the schools server.
>He has storage space on the schools server.
>Upload shit tons of images like this into server, followed by guro, pirated music, movies.
>Wait 2 weeks cause I hid the folder so he would never find it.
>Ask my parents to come pick up my stuff that is important, and slowly begin placing virus within his laptop.
>Pull out one ram stick and crack it, put it back in.
>Week 3 when all my stuff is back home, check the server, its still there.
>Contact the school administration and tell them they need to check their students folders.
>He loses all college internet use, is placed under watch.
>Spam his passwords across 4chan 2 years ago.
>He cant figure out whats going on, his parents pull him from school.
>Last I heard somebody got a hold of his credit card information (that wasn't my doing, he got drunk and left his wallet at a party)
>This year, saw him working at Mcdonalds, ordered some food.
>He makes the burger and leans over it somewhat, go to check my meal, theirs spit in it.
>Show the manager, manager checks video, he is fired before my eyes.
>He begins screaming profanity at me, and attempts to hit me.
>Slips on wet floor cause a woman spilled her drink, smashs his head.
>Broke his tooth out on the floor, cops arrest him, I press charges.
>Find out he was on parole for sexual assault.
>I feel like super man.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus fucking christ, I almost suffocated myself from laughing so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

BALLS OF STEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>6133370
OP, someone's already invented that, it's called a magnet motor and it has a much higher overunity ratio than your stupid steel balls which won't even work.