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You know that homemade fleshlight recipe thats been posted on /jp/ every once in awhile? Well I tried it and it didn't fucking work. Damn thing broke when I was working my dick into it, and it hurt like hell.

Thanks alot /jp/

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>> No.6127159

why would you save a low quality jpg into a png

i expanded it expecting high detail penis, but instead a blurry png.

>> No.6127169

You made your own vagina, and then you fucked it.
Nice faggot job, brah.

>> No.6127165

Get a real fleshlight, faggot.

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>> No.6127174

little girls don't need fleshlights

>> No.6127184

>>6127141
Post your bank account details and we'll send you a refund.

>> No.6127206

>>6127169
how is fucking a vagina faggoty?

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>>6127141
>Implying that your plan the whole time wasn't to fuck up making it and then show off your dick on /jp/

>> No.6127228

>>6127218

Oh shit

>> No.6127236

I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS

I FUCKING SAID THE CORNHOLE WAS A FAILURE

>> No.6127238

>>6127218
I wouldn't need to injure myself to post my dick on /jp/

>> No.6127255

>>6127236
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>> No.6127265

>>6127206
When you fuck your own vagina.
There is no possible victory for unless you admit you're a fag like all of us.

>> No.6127296

Ok, that is plenty of time seeing this thing on the front page...

>> No.6127301

>can't follow directions
>blames /jp/

>> No.6127323

>>6127301
I did follow the directions. The directions were WRONG. My dick paid the price for it. /jp/ needs to take responsibility.

>> No.6127325
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>make thread about working out
>gets deleted instantly
>dick picture stays on front page for 30 minutes
FUCK YOU TOO JANITOR

>> No.6127342

>>6127325
What if it was the janitor...

>> No.6127333

>>6127325
onaholes are jp related.
Maybe you use an Issho ni Training screencap for your op next time.

>> No.6127346

>>6127333
>Onaholes are /jp/ related
Why didn't her use a picture of one instead of showing a penis?

>> No.6127353

>>6127346
Change her to he.

>> No.6127357

>>6127346
technically he did

>> No.6127375

>>6127342
then who was phone XDDD

>> No.6127385

You might want to get that dick checked out OP.

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>>6127375

>> No.6127401

>>6127385
why?

>> No.6127404

I hope that cock is broken now

>> No.6127467
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Just buy a tenga already.

>> No.6127473

you made the hole too small and blame /jp/

>> No.6127485

>>6127473
Directions said it would stretch a bit. How is anyone supposed to get enjoyment if its not a semi snug fit?

>> No.6127488

> hole too small
I know you what to fuck a loli but you should at least take perfect care of your cock.

>> No.6127489

>>6127473
I think he was going for loli sized

>> No.6127524

>>6127489
Well i imagine that what happened to him would be about what would happen in rl so i guess he got the experience that he wanted.

>> No.6127525

>>6127473
Have you seen the anus holed fleshlights?

>> No.6127535

>>6127485
anything you can make at home cheaply will not stretch enough for an onahole.

you know you can get a cheap onahole online for <$20 with shipping and while not amazing they work pretty well as a "Starter" as it were.

>> No.6127650

what's the recipe for this homemade fleshlight? i wanna try.

>> No.6127683

That reminds me, i thought i would try to buy a human-sized loli-doll and put a fleshlight mechanic on her. Yes that should do the trick.

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>>6127683

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