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/g/ doesn't seem to know so I guess I'll ask you guys.
What do you normally do or use to clean the cum from your keyboard?

>> No.6117988

>>6117984
Phenol solution.

>> No.6117991

Soap and water. Pop out all the keys, put them in bowl and mix.

Then clean the board with a washcloth.

Use cold water though.

>> No.6117997

I don't get it - why would anyone ejaculate over their keyboard/desk in the first place?

>> No.6118007

i cum in the foreskin of my penis and i go to the toilet

>> No.6118013

Windex will make your keys shine.

>> No.6118016

>>6117988
>>6117991
Have any of you actually tried/experienced it?

>> No.6118019

>>6118007

I used to do this as a kid, but I guess it's not very hygienic. Now I use a sock-tan.

>> No.6118024

>get a job
>buy new computer
>throw / burn the old one away
>problem solved

what are you using anyway, a laptop or a desktop keyboard?

>> No.6118027

>>6118019
A pair of boxers for me.

>> No.6118029

Your mother's tongue

>> No.6118035

>>6118024
>get a job
>/jp/

>> No.6118038

>>6118016
lol no. I don't want to get chemical burns.

>> No.6118039
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6118039

>>6118024
>>get a job
FUCKING SAGE

>> No.6118111

/g/ just doesn't do that. Basically they
1. keep their keyboards outside of masturbatory-damage firing range and
2. just have unbelievably dirty keyboards anyway, like with ciggy burns in the plastic and shit.
/g/ are mostly fatfuck "FRRRIDAY NIGHT MUTHAFAKKAS" video-card-on-fire types, and a few old tripfags shared with /jp/ who are currently banned such as Sparky-4. Real computer-science types are on /prog/ but it's a text board specifically about programming and is also home to an infestation of assburgers.

Passing you along to the correct board now... >>>/adv/

>> No.6118118

>>6118111
Sparky is banned again? Cruel fate!

>> No.6118130

>>6118118
I don't think he was ever really un-banned.

>> No.6118134

My keyboard cost over $200, I dont ejaculate on it.
Using tissues and a keyboard tray helps.

>> No.6118755

>>6118118
kill yourself

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