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6114022 No.6114022 [Reply] [Original]

Let's have a thread about shitty situations.

I know some of you guys have some pretty bad ones, let's here 'em.

If you're a NEET or Hikki, what do you tend to do all day?

>> No.6114027

nothing will change.

>> No.6114028

Play Games,Find porn ,Lurk /jp/,Eat,bath and sleep.

>> No.6114036

I sometimes wonder how many of the fellow /jp/ers no longer visit here not because they're no longer interested, but because they physically are no longer able to, be it losing internet access, becoming homeless, ect. It makes me sad when I think about it. I still remember the thread where someone was going homeless, since he had "been following /jp/'s advice to 'take it easy'".

>> No.6114037

Browse the internet, sulk in self-hatred.

>> No.6114038

Sleep for about 20 hours. Wake up. Internet. Fap. Go back to sleep.

>> No.6114046

Usually just sit around and read VNs, but when I get really bored I just hop into my Lexus after banging my hot Italian wife and head over to the office in downtown to research some cases, after which I'll had to the bar for a drink with the guys, or on weekend afternoons, play a few rounds of golf. On vacations when I travel to my lodge in Swizterland I'm a real HikkiNEET, though.

>> No.6114049

>>6114028
This.

Also been homeless. Still NEET >>6114027 has it right nothing will.

Lucky for me I had a drug addict dad I could guilt trip into letting me for in.

>> No.6114052

Sleep, /jp/ and fap. Maybe play a VN once in a while, look at things /jp/ links or watch an anime.

>> No.6114064
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>>6114028

I just want to recognize A Certain Magical HOMO for including bathing in his daily regiment.

>> No.6114069

>>6114064
An inspiration to us all

>> No.6114072

>>6114064
OH my! I didn't see this. I amend my post having foolishly quoted him.
However I REALLY need a shower, one day... one day...

>> No.6114080

I wake up, browse the internet, at some point someone brings me dinner (i wake up 13-16 localtime), i browse the internet, i maybe play some game or sth, around 19-20 i make some food, then i browse the internet, around 3-4 i make another food, then around 6-8 i go to sleep.

all this time i don't move from my bed unless it's to pee or poo

>> No.6114082
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6114082

Would somebody please tell me what a Hikki is?

>> No.6114086

>>6114080

i forgot fapping. i'm always to lazy to prepare some tissues or sth so i usually use socks to clean the cum. that's IF i clean the cum at all. shower every 2 weeks.

>> No.6114088

>>6114082
Someone who has fully withdrawn from society as a whole.

>> No.6114090

>>6114082
get out of /jp/

>> No.6114093

>>6114082
Hikaru Utada

>> No.6114101

I would just like to quote this

>My dad doesn't wash anything, not the pans not the utensils not the stove or the counter where the grease has overflowed to. Or the floor where it now pools and rots. Or his hands with which he prepares raw meat (every meal). I don't much leave my room, except gather more water. bags of shit and bottles of piss out he window fuck yeah!

>> No.6114106

Full on Hikki here. Live on disability, the only time I venture outside is around 2 or 3 am every few days to walk to the supermarket nearby which is open 24 hours. Except for when I'm on the phone with the one person I bother keeping in contact with, I haven't spoken a word to another human being in over 8 years, with the exception of the occasional "no thanks" at the register as I hurry my ass through.

My days consist of a mix of VNs, loli manga, anime, vidya, and whatever movies/shows might catch my interest, along with a horrible, nagging internal dialogue for which all of the above serves to distract me from. I guess on the upside, I haven't so much as had even the common cold in these last 8 years, but whatever.

>> No.6114112

>>6114036

I'm considered "homeless", atm I'm using the internet from a friend's relative's cafe. All I've got is an asus laptop and a few pair of clothes.

What I do all day is try to find anywhere with a breeze and shade. After that I just beg for money and see what I can do with that.

>> No.6114125

>>6114106
This was always a dream of mine.

Live the dream anon. Live the dream.

I will end up working a shitty job in a shitty food place likely washing dishes and doing my best to cast an aura of, don't come near me you might get sick. I won't be able to be NEET but I'll try my damnest.

>> No.6114127
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>>6114082

OK, champ. It's time to go.

>> No.6114133

>>6114112
It's going to get cold. I was homeless for about 6 months last winter. Get long johns I know it sounds stupid, but it could save your life. Also gotta agree with the laptop over everything else. It could very well be the most useful thing a homeless person could have.

>> No.6114142

>>6114133

Let's fucking hope so. It's been so hot that I find myself just sleeping for most of the day cause I'm exhausted.

>> No.6114144

I alternate from watching TV, surfing da internets and looking at porn on the computer, and playing the vidja. Currently looking for a job though so that I can be a lazy NEET in a big house.

>> No.6114146

So I'm a wander who just happened to stumble into /jp/ and this thread and seriously: wtf? You guys need more power of will.

>> No.6114147

.>>6114142
Different hemisphere I take it?

>> No.6114151

>>6114127
>"This is the most deeply felt film from the gifted director of UNDER THE SAND and SWIMMING POOL"
>DEEP. GENIUS DIRECTOR IS GENIUS

>> No.6114152
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6114152

I cook, clean, stare at the wall, watch shit on nicovideo, and occasionally go outside to pay bills or buy more food.

>> No.6114153

>>6114146
Welcome to /jp/.

>> No.6114157

>>6114146
Mental illness can't be cured with simply more "will". Now go back to wherever you came from.

>> No.6114164

>>6114146
Why? Just take a break man. You've worked hard for everything you have, and things are getting kinda tough right? Just sit down for a bit. Get to work on that will read/will watch list. Tell your friends you're just a little busy. You don't NEED to go to work today, it's just one day take it off. Come on anon, you deserve it. Take it easy. With us.

>> No.6114175

>>6114164

This has convinced me once, and it will convince me again. Thank you /jp/!

>> No.6114178

>>6114157
As a former sped student I'm not gonna take the usual path of accusing you of faking a mental disorder, but I seriously think you could make better choices than, you know, ending up homeless.

>> No.6114192

I am a butler.

>> No.6114193

Hey, shitty situations aren't limited to just NEET or hikki.

I'm an engineering student with an amount of debt that's slowly devouring me. My roommate this year is a super-religious jock type and I'm pretty much prevented doing anything questionable on my computer because he's always watching me like a hawk. I have to use a shared public restroom that always smells like shit and it's hard to even find time to jerk off once a week. All the food I eat is shitty poorfag stuff and I have a mountain of studying every weekend to keep up in my classes.

Being a shut-in has never looked more appealing.

>> No.6114199

>>6114178
It's not as bad as you'd think. Lot's of forclosures. Lot's of nicer empty houses to sleep in than usual. You adapt pretty quickly, say a month or two. And it's just the same old thing as before.

>> No.6114204

>>6114193
Stick with it.

>>6114164
Back to hell fowl temptress.

>> No.6114205

>>6114064
I want to recognize him for only pretending to be a NEET/hiki and actually being a con-going faggot.

>> No.6114206

I've developed a little opiate habit. 50mg Oxy does nothing to me, anymore. I've had quite a few surgeries, so I had a good supply of Vicodin and Percocet lying around. Now that I'm out, it's eating at me. I fucking dreamt that I found a bottle of Oxy last night.

>> No.6114214

>>6114193
Get an apartment.

>> No.6114217

>>6114199
OK this thread has scared me into getting back to my studies (cell bio major). Have fun you guys.

>> No.6114220

>>6114193
Listen to >>6114164.
Tell your parents how HARD you worked. And how you really tried. And only need a few weeks to get yourself back together. And just a few more. Becuase the econmy is so hard right now, but, you'd really like to have a lowwage job before going at it again. You know, to be sure. Oh, but getting hired such a problem. And without a car it really is hard to get around, just a few more weeks. Time passes and you rarely even see your parents anymore. They don't say much to you, and after a certain point aren't even sure WHAT to say anymore. The years trickle by...

>> No.6114230

I really don't understand how some of you end up homeless. Sure if I were to quit university and leech off my parents they would probably chew me out more than once but they wouldn't kick me out onto the streets, no matter how pathetic I might end up. Seriously your parents suck.

>> No.6114231

I do Japanese Studies at university, so I'm not a NEET.

7 classes in a week gives me lots of free time in which I usually just refresh /g/ and /jp/ and post in the occasional blog/room thread.
A life? Not really.
Income? Government pays me some $800 after taxes, so that takes care of my rent and some food and the occasional import from Japan.
Currently trying to up the income a bit by applying for a translation job (5 hours/month, $20/hour).
Also; my best (only) friend is staying at my tiny dorm apartment until he can get a place to live on his own.

I guess his situation is more shitty than mine even though he's way more of a normalfag than me. But I'm cool with him coming home drunk and passing out with his face in his laptop at 2AM since I'm usually up until 4.
Letting him stay at my place makes me feel like a nice person.
He suggested he could pay me $250/month for staying at my place, but I said $175 was fine since that means 50%.

This thread better not be 404 before I hit 'submit'.

>> No.6114233

It becomes worse and worse, at first I played lots of games, read VNs or watched Anime and browse /jp/ but I started to lose interest. Now I have to force myself to play a game every once in a while and it has even become a pain to browse /jp/ all day. I am interested in nothing but sleep. Forever sleep, my dream.

>> No.6114237

>>6114230

My provider became NEET.
There was nothing I could do.

>> No.6114242

>>6114231
Why the hell does the government pay you so much?

>> No.6114243
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6114243

>winding up homeless
That's why you should invest a bit of money in a backup plan.

>> No.6114251

I'm in university but I don't think I'll end up in a job befitting of its status. I just don't have what it takes to work in a company environment. It'd be too stressful and serious. I don't have any work experience or the kind of personality that employers would want anyway.

>> No.6114254

>>6114157
Sorry, what? They're mental illnesses, the problem is a mental one, meaning you need mental strength to get over it, fucking power of will. Which is why the ultimate advice and psychologist should give is man (or woman) the fuck up. Also, yeah, I'll be going back. Don't really want to discuss shit with you faggots.

>> No.6114255

>>6114233
Stop eating as much you will sleep even more, this is relevant even if you only have 2-3 packs of ramen for every 3 or so days.

>> No.6114257

My shitty situation:

Paper work fucks up and my uni drops me for fall quarter; forcing me to have to take a quarter at the community college. This means my financial aid reward letter is coming in late, my mom has to pay for tuition and books on her credit card so I can pay her back when the check comes in, and to make things worse I'm getting dropped from medicaid and food stamps because I'm turning 19 and have no job....

I could at least have food stamps if I had work study (which might be able to be used on health insurance maybe, oh wait obama's health care bill hasn't come in yet and autism (which I am diagnosed with) is a pre existing condition), but the government is dropping tons of funding for it, making my chances slim to nil.

Things would be nice if we had a bit of a reform here (and more tax dollars to pay for it by taxing the rich), but these science damned anarcho capitalists and libertarians seem to think that only the rich should have anything good and that the poor should be at the mercy of their charity.

>> No.6114259

>>6114242
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Student_loans_in_Denmark

>The basic rate for students living on their own and older than 20 is 5,174 DKK (about $1,020) a month.
And after taxes, that's my $800.

>> No.6114262

>>6114251
That's often how I feel. Sure I get good grades and I'm probably smarter than most people, but I have a terrible personality. I just can't see myself functioning professionally. I really have no idea what I should do after uni, I'm pretty sure just interviewing for jobs would be too much for me....

>> No.6114267

>>6114259
Man I'm from northern europe but I don't get near as much....I get like 500 euros a month but more than half of that is rent for a shitty room and the rest barely covers my other expenses.

>> No.6114268

>>6114257
Just take it easy man. Things will work out. Just sit back and let these things take care of themselves.

>> No.6114269
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>>6114243
Please don't do that. It makes me sad to see Touhou fans sad. Do you really want to make me cry?

>> No.6114277

>>6114269
If it's unpleasant don't think about it. Pretend it never happened. In a week, maybe two you will forget all about it. Just calm down, and take it easy.

>> No.6114279

>>6114268

Ya....

Gonna have to pay for food with student loans, but things should come out well in the end....

>> No.6114281

>>6114233
If you don't live in a shitty place, go outside and look at the stars at night.
Go to the beach if you have one nearby. At night is nicer than one might think if there's no one around.
Spend time outside just hanging around looking at things.

Just throwing some suggestions out there.

>> No.6114283

>>6114269
Misery loves company.

>> No.6114298

>>6114279
There you go man, don't give up where there is life there is hope. Make your room a bastion of hope. These things only seem like a bigger deal because they are so overwhelming. It's best to sit back and look at things from a distance, and you're problems will be much simpler to deal with.

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>>6114262
Same here with my Japanese Studies.
I know you guys told me that all I could do was either fail or become a teacher, but I don't want either.

>>6114267
The money I get keeps me afloat in these 18 square meters including entrance and bathroom, but the shared kitchen is bugging me because the other niggers seem to enjoy making it dirty.
I dream of my own kitchen with my own fridge and a freezer with an ice cube machine. And no outside noise.

Slightly old picture because my friend is here now.
He sleeps on the fold-able mattress under my desk.

>> No.6114337

>>6114262
When I get questions like these on applications I just give up.

"Outline when you have had to work with others to achieve a goal. What did you do to help the team work well together? What were the challenges or obstacles you had to overcome? (250 words max)"

What am I meant to say for these questions? I've never had a job in my life and I spent all my free time on /jp/ and games and stuff. From what I see all the other students here spend their time at things like committees and doing sports and charity work, with less posh students at last having some work experience.

I get along with Japanese people better than people here (can speak the language, but not 100% fluently) since they're generally quieter and the charisma man effect kicks in somewhat. Obviously to some extent they're being nice because you're foreign and you're a fascination but I don't mind. So I could always become an english teacher over there I suppose. I think my parents expect me to do something more skilled though.

>> No.6114355

>>6114337
>>6114322
I wish I knew people like you guys in RL....then again we don't tend to put ourselves out that much so it makes sense that we can only connect through the internet. It's sad though, since we would probably instantly understand eachother if we were to meet.

>> No.6114366

>>6114337
Make up some awesome copypasta about how awesome you are and how you joined a bleeding heart group and helped a local church that you frequented by donating all your spare time for a summer by keeping it's daycare functional. Make up some awesome bright sounding guy make him the leader of the group. By a cheap pay as you go phone list it as his contact number (for a refernce) and sound super happy and busy when the only call that phone will ever receive comes in. Recomend yourself highly, mention how you wish you could help out the group more but he understands you have to get this job to support your mom, who has (a crippling illness). And there you go, you worked as a group towards a goal, and now are better then all the other asshole applicants. The person calling "you" will not likely know or remember your voice it won't be an issue, unless you mumble and grunt in a very deep voice.

>> No.6114369

>>6114164

you reminds me of that voices from Evil Dead

>> No.6114371

>>6114337
>"Tell me how you fagged it up with other normalfaggots, if you didn't you aren't shit (lol u mad)"
Is it me or do they use this exact fucking phrasing to ask this question all the fucking time.

Fucking bureaucrat normalfags.

>> No.6114372

>>6114355
First post in the thread, but I don't think so. When a normal gets close to me, I feel disgusted and soiled and all pissed off. When an abnormal - meaning /jp/, otaku, 4channer etc - tries to leverage on it to get close, I used to feel good for 1 minute before I hated the guts out of him as well. Now it's maybe 15 seconds.

tl;dr I hate nearly all people equally.

>> No.6114374

Slightly off-topic, but am I the only one that thinks the OP pic is one of the most incredibly sexy things they've seen in their entire life?

>> No.6114381

>>6114369
I am HERE for you anon. We will make it through this. Just remember to take it easy and one step at a time.

>> No.6114385

>>6114374
Smoking Komoe is sexy.
Smoking Komoe in rabbit PJs with no underwear on is sexier.
But it's not quite the sexiest thing I've seen or imagined in my life.

>> No.6114394

>>6114355
Yeah, I think the only reason I actually have my best friend is because we've been friends for some 17 years or thereabouts.

The other people I've considered "friends" through the years of different levels of schooling have just drifted away.
It's more likely that's it just as much my fault because, logically, people have been shut out of my life at the same pace I've been shutting myself in.

My friend is kinda cool, though. Going home early from parties at school (he's a grade under me) to come and hang with me, playing some Mariokart 64 and shit.

>> No.6114398

>>6114372
There's no possible way you could hate everybody. I probably despise 90% of the people I meet/know but even I tend to like those with similar interests/experiences. No man is an island, all alone and by himself.

>> No.6114400
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>>6114374
She's one of my favorites in the series, she's just too damn adorable.

>> No.6114401

>>6114372
Are you sure you just haven't met those "lol u mad" and other assorted meme spammers? Most people I've known that are 'abnormal' were usually very quiet. What made you hate those guys?
>>6114374
I think the girl is cute but she shouldn't really be smoking at her age...

>> No.6114405

>>6114394
Cultivated properly and you can have your own Yamazaki.

>> No.6114407

I've been pretty close to turning into a NEET myself. This is my sixth year at the university starting and I've gotten about 4 years worth of courses done so far, so I'm about one year behind by now. Which is fine for now since I can still have full student benefits for this year.

Still, I'm getting a bit worried about my progress - I'm missing some random courses from my degree, some from the first year. Mostly just stuff I couldn't manage since the two ways of learning the courses offered were self-study (as if I could motivate myself to study a few months' worth of stuff in time for the final exam) and working on exercises in small groups (just... can't handle the other people, especially when it's a topic I'm not 100% confident about, and now I'd probably feel even more out of place with me being several years older than the others).

Still, I got this far with basically no social skills or motivation in general, and I occasionally score full marks on stuff I spent an evening or two studying when others actually showed up for lectures and tried. Maybe I can graduate at some point if I just manage to try a bit and pass those missing courses' exams.

>> No.6114411

>>6114401
Hey, Komoe-sensei is an adult

>> No.6114412

it is my birthday, spending it on /jp/

>> No.6114421
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Happy Birthday anon.

>> No.6114427

>>6114407
For what it's worth Anon, I believe in you. You put in a lot of effort so far and I think you'll find you can grit your teeth and charge through the few classes you won't enjoy so much.

>> No.6114428

/jp/, if some of you are unfortunately not NEET and have a job or schooling, do you hide your powerlevel?

If so, do you ever wonder if you're pissing a secret /jp/er off because they think you're such a normal and vice versa?

>> No.6114436

>>6114428
>hide your powerlevel
Back to /a/, please.

>> No.6114440

>>6114412
Happy birthday. You're not alone anon.

>> No.6114442

>>6114428

There is no one to hide it from.
But were I in the outside world I would suppress. But I have to look of someone not all the sociable/approachable and would choose to remain for the most part silent . If that would piss off a fellow /jp/er, then it could be.

>> No.6114447

>>6114436
Would you like me to phrase it differently? Either way, I don't think you reveal your interest to normals.

>> No.6114452

>>6114421
I don't celebrate my birthday and I don't tell anyone about it.

>> No.6114453

Another non-NEET in a shitty situation here. Budget cuts in my state pretty much made it impossible for me to get a reasonable amount of classes at community college for the past 2 years or so. Right when I finally decided what I wanted to study too... Anyway, it's my 4th year here and I'm probably going to need a 5th before I can transfer, my parents aren't exactly happy with that.

>> No.6114455

>>6114428
Well it's not like it's that hard to hide. I don't have any posters/figurines, and I don't know anybody IRL that's into anime/VNs/manga so it's not like I ever talk about it outside of the internet.

>> No.6114457

>>6114452
Hey I do this too. Even in grade school and stuff I never said anything about it. How about that.

>> No.6114459

>>6114428
Mostly. I don't talk about various otaku shit with random people but I have no problem with people who I know like the same kind of stuff.

I also browse /jp/ during lectures sometimes because I just don't give a shit.

>> No.6114461

Somewhat thread-related:
Is anyone in med school? Are you enjoying it?
Or what degree/job are you doing?

>> No.6114464

>>6114461
Were my doctor (if I had one) an otaku I would feel a little nervous.

>> No.6114467

>>6114405
Nah, I think it's way too late for that.
He's pretty much the opposite of me if you look at the stereotypical nerd characteristics.
I'm the slightly chubby permavirgin and he's the 100kg muscle, sports, and way better with people, etc.
Not that I can't talk to people, I just quickly stop following the conversation or feel left out of it unless it's just me and one other person.

And he doesn't really give a shit about anime.
But so far he's put up with my figurines on the desk, me DJ'ing everything from Perfume to random OSTs, etc.

>> No.6114473

NEET for 6 years. Used to be a Hikki for a couple years, but not really any more. I still don't go outside though. I just sit at home, play video games for 10 hours a day every day and browse the internet.

Feels good man.

>> No.6114474

>>6114467
Reminds me of whatshisface from Clannad. Maybe it's just the living in a dorm thing though.

>> No.6114477

>>6114457
I was only really glad for my birthday when I was legally adult. Because I wouldn't have to deal with being locked up in a mental health facility again even when the doctors did not feel that I was a danger to myself and others in their initial assessment because my guardian consented to keeping me there.

>> No.6114483

Dropped out of college for the second time, after only lasting a day at that. The fact that I'm unlikely to go back again, let alone get a degree in anything makes me feel like I'm throwing the future away, rather than just putting it off by NEETing.

>> No.6114484

>>6114467
>I just quickly stop following the conversation or feel left out of it unless it's just me and one other person.
Pretty much this.

>> No.6114486

>>6114461
I was in med school a while back and I quit because my university had a tendency to have a lot of group stuff which made me anxious as fuck so I quit. Now I'm a biofag, which is very similar but it's much easier to avoid any form of social interaction.

>> No.6114500

>>6114483
That's when you become a hikki.
You know it's over. You officially abandon the skills required to live outside of your room. There is no future, at least not one that can be any different. You dedicate to the life style. To the point when if your very life depended on it you could not socialize with another living thing. But in the interum you can live to be 50 doing nothing other than browse the net, look at porn, and collect VNs.

>> No.6114502

>>6114486
Thanks for the advice. I'll try to put up with it a little while longer.

>> No.6114508

>I just quickly stop following the conversation or feel left out of it unless it's just me and one other person.

Well, hello my life. It is not that i have problem with talking to people or being in a group. Or outside among many people at once. I took over a 'i don't give a fuck what you think because what i think is important' early on. Just that the more people there are the lesser i get focused and stress out quickly and just get tired.

>> No.6114510

>>6114483
What future? What are all the normalfags working towards, anyway? Getting some job so they can spend 8 hours a day on it until they retire?

>> No.6114512

>>6114510
Well when you get kicked out of the house you need money to live somewhat comfortably.

>> No.6114514

>>6114502
The sad part is that I was one of the better students, which made my parents rage endlessly when I told them I wanted to quit. Anyway I did regret if afterwards for a while, since there are plenty of specialties which require almost no social interaction but still get you a good salary.

>> No.6114527

>>6114500
Reminds me of NHK "I've put on a little weight recently."

>> No.6114533

>>6114514
>plenty of specialties which require almost no social interaction but still get you a good salary.
Tell me about them. And please don't say computer science.

>> No.6114558

>>6114533
Hey anon, just what do you need a job for?

>> No.6114566

>>6114510
Getting rich enough to buy that new flat TV along with that sweet sound system we can only dream of.

If I could get away with just working 4 days in a week and live in an apartment with a kitchen, a living room, a bedroom, and a bathroom, I'd do it.
Hell, I'd work a job where I could get called up in the middle of the night to go somewhere as long as it didn't get over 4 days a week - unless the pay was increased.

But no one comes knocking on my door asking me if I want to be a private driver or something like that.

>> No.6114569

>>6114533
Doesn't need to be that. If you got skills with your hand, like locksmith or carpenter and many more. Do you know how much my friend makes as a locksmith? He has his own "company" that is him, a car and a cheap rented room he calls office, which he can put off the tax. And with today you don't even need someone to take your calls because you got a mobile.

>> No.6114577

Security guard jobs are like this. If you get night shift.
Unfortunately I do not know what this would entail though.

>> No.6114580

>>6114558
I'm not him but some of us need places to live.
My mother is leaving the country soon and wants to leave the house to me due to us only having it for 4 years. I don't really want to drift through hostels again..

>> No.6114586

I've been thinking about being a plumber. They get paid out the ass, and who's really gonna try and chat up the plumber?

>> No.6114591

>>6114577
But security guards are paid to deal with the normals who cannot help just shitting places up. Not only will you have to deal with them, you will have to initiate contact.

>> No.6114595

>>6114586
>who's really gonna try and chat up the plumber?

You don't watch porn much do you?

>> No.6114596

>>6114580
You'll be alright, something will likely come your way. With things like this a solution is always sitting right under your nose. Just take it easy, anon.

>> No.6114600

>>6114580
I don't get it. Your mother is giving you a free house, but you need a place to live?

>> No.6114602

>>6114577
Yeah, but this is where employers -always- hire the guy with more experience.

And of course that's not me.
I didn't apply for security, but night reception at a hotel, though.
Security would seem even more unrealistic for me, I think.

>> No.6114605

>>6114595
No one is going to try and hit on me. I don't have a poor bass or techno theme song following me around.

>> No.6114607

>>6114595
You could talk anyone out of becoming a pizza delivery guy like that.

>> No.6114609

>>6114586
If you're to believe porn... lots of MILFs are hot for the plumber. If they're straightforward and just fuck you outright...

>> No.6114612

>>6114600
My mistake. I mean I would have to pay rent on the house.
My mother is pretty kind but I doubt she would let me have it for free.

>> No.6114613

Stop whining guys, get a low paying shit job, get your ass back to college or whatever.
Graduate and get a good job. Even with 30 this is possible.

>> No.6114619

>>6114609

That would be a rather effective deterrent, what with them being 3d and all...

>> No.6114624

>>6114605
I'm more into that really sleazy sax tune.

>> No.6114625

>>6114591
Yes but this happens very rarely. Most of the time you will have no contact with humans as a night guard.
Besides if you want a job, you will always have at least a minimum of interaction.

>> No.6114635

>>6114569
That sounds pretty nice actually. You go to a trade school for something like that right? I wonder how difficult it is.

>> No.6114637

>>6114613
Might I direct
you to
>>6114164

>> No.6114642

I think some companies even sponsor the schooling, but I'm not sure. Nor do I know how you'd gather appropriate interest for them to do so.

>> No.6114651

>>6114642
>Nor do I know how you'd gather appropriate interest for them to do so.

Sign a contract that'll have you agree to work for them for years.

>> No.6114652 [DELETED] 

I live with a girl. She says she's a lesbian, but we have casual sex like, once in a month. She also pays me about 1300$ for the room, so I can afford food, gym, books, clothes etc. and often a prostitute (~40$ for an hour).

I don't do much though. University, japanese lessons, gym, kyudo, sometimes working an article or two for some periodical about philosophy. Also I spent about 2 or 3 weeks every month doing nothing but making music.

>> No.6114659

>>6114652
Get the fuck out of /jp/.

>> No.6114660

>>6114651
Is that really all I have to do?
If someone is ready to invest on my future. Well I'm game for that. The trick would be getting over my lack of any and all transportation then.

>> No.6114661

>>6114652
LET ME CALL YOU ANIKI.
ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI.

>> No.6114668

>>6114461

>>6114337 is me, I'm doing maths. Sometimes I wish I had some practical skills rather than just fiddling numbers tbh.

Dad wanted me to be a doctor like him but I ended up being lured by maths since I was good at it and I didn't like the thought of a career that involved touching people, without really realising that the jobs at the end of the degree are dry as shit or are in finance where they're basically employing preppy/rah personality types.

>> No.6114670

>>6114652
You could not be more reported.

>> No.6114671

>>6114652
Wow.
I can't even find the words to reply to this.

>> No.6114673

>>6114652
>not a virgin.
>not a neet.
Get out.

>> No.6114675

>>6114652
What the fuck is this shit?

You should be able to kick her out and get someone new in that room.
A female college freshman would be a start. Unless you're 40.

>> No.6114677

>>6114652
Fucking Casual. Just leave.

>> No.6114685

Don't worry virgin fags.
I've been with two girls both were crazy, and took way too much time. And I think the second one gave me syphilis. You are missing nothing.

>> No.6114687

>>6114673
>>6114677
>>6114675
>>6114659
>>6114670

Seriously, wtf? I was a Hikki for about 6 months after finishing high school, never leaving my room but for using a toilet. Then my parents bought me a flat, I go to university and that girl asked If she could stay at my place. What's wrong with that?

>> No.6114689

>>6114022

>If you're a NEET or Hikki, what do you tend to do all day?

fap, watch anime,eat, browse 4chan, fap, watch more anime, eat,watch some tv,eat , browse 4chan,fap, sleep

>> No.6114692

>>6114687
Everything. What are you doing that some one could even ask you something like that? Beyond that what kind of person are you that someone would WANT to? Just don't even bother...

>> No.6114693

>>6114687
You must have a really weak mind to become a hikki after 6 months. If I was you I would stay away from drugs.
Either that or you don't know what a hikki is

>> No.6114699
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6114699

Dick around on the internet, watch anime, read manga and masturbate.

>> No.6114700

I've been buried under a bunch of rocks for the past week or so.

Shitsux.

>> No.6114703

>>6114700
You get used to it after a while.

>> No.6114705

>>6114687
And here I thought you were trolling.

>> No.6114706

>>6114687
You can;t be a hikki for 6 months.
You just magically developed crippling social fears. And they totally cleared up after winter was over? Just like that eh?

>> No.6114712

I've spend the last couple of days playing Sengoku Rance obsessively.

>> No.6114717

>>6114706
This. Most of us can't even look strangers in the eye, so GTFO out you normalfag.

>> No.6114718

>>6114685
>crazy girls

Fuck no. If I ever get into a relationship, I'm going to be the crazy one.
I want a normal girl who's good looking and has an intellectual level above that of a sack of potatoes.
And a lot of other requirements have to be met as well, of course.

>> No.6114719

>>6114692

I have this free room, I don't mind almost anything as I don't care, so I'm a good host. That's all what is needed to have a girl at your place. If you don't like to have sex with her, maybe at least she could cook and clean.

>>6114693

I was actually using drugs, but only some thc, vast amounts of amphetamine and some research drugs, but I don't think that's relevant to anything.

>> No.6114724

>>6114687
If nothing else, you've broken the sense of comradery this thread had of people in shitty situations empathizing with each other. No one wants to hear about you being well off with money and casual sex.

>> No.6114726

>>6114717

That's pathetic. Being secluded does not imply being a pussy. I don't like other people, I don't like interacting with the, but that won't stop me from getting what I want.

>> No.6114730

I'll stop being a NEET and start a miserable life starting on monday. Sorry /jp/ but I can't afford being a NEET anymore ;_;

>> No.6114735

>>6114719
Wtf, a druggie too!?
Just get the fuck out and never, ever come back to /jp/ again.

>> No.6114737

>>6114726
>That's pathetic.

/jp/ in a nutshell.

>> No.6114769

>>6114737
I honestly never think that about anyone here but the trolls. What really matters is whether someone is kindhearted or mean.

NEETs and hikkikomori can be rolemodels too. For example, a number of doujin artists are NEETs, and hikkikomori can make great contributions online such as doujin translations. But on a simpler level, just being kind and helpful is enough.

>> No.6114779

>>6114737

Don't be so harsh on yourself guys, you propably are better at touhou than I am. That's more impressing than money or sex as it actually requires some skill.

>> No.6114781

>I was a Hikki for about 6 months

Jesus christ, a hikki is someone with hard emotional problems. It is like a fucking sickness that prevents a person to function in real life. You don't choose tob e a hikki, you ARE one. Some people just can't fit into society because of whatever reasons and that is what some of us are. They don't do it because it is cool and trendy, jesus christ.
NEET is what you were. Not a Hikki.

>> No.6114787

>>6114735
That actually explains why the social anxiety went away. He was just suffering from a really bad trip.

>> No.6114801

>>6114779
Well yes, it does. But it feels like you're being sarcastic.

>> No.6114808

>>6114769
I like you. Why don't you come over to my house and fuck my sister?

>> No.6114811

>>6114779
I can only beat Touhou on normal.

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>>6114769
I bought these at Comiket this summer, but I don't plan on scanning them since that would bend them and that would make me sad.

I know it's a pathetic amount compared to what the other guys were lugging around.

>> No.6114826

>>6114230
My greatest fear is being homeless, but thankfully my parents are supportive and would probably allow me to move back in if I got kicked out of my apartment. My family are the only people I love, even though I rarely communicate with them. My only regret about my life right now is that I'm a disappointment to them.

>> No.6114839

>>6114801

Not really. Beating one of these on lunatic is like million times more impressive than paying some young cumslut to have sex with you, or having sex with your compassionate lesbian friend who isn't really attracted to you but just likes you.

Oh, and to those of you who are still virgins: your first 1CC is more pleasurable than your first sex.

>> No.6114852

>>6114839
Just get out of /jp/ you supremely normal faggot.

>> No.6114859

>>6114839
It sounds like you're really trying. But I'm sorry, it's just not working.

>> No.6114875

>>6114726
>That's pathetic. Being secluded does not imply being a pussy.
Yes, but that is what being a hikki means. So you were just an asocial shut in, nobody cares.

>> No.6114883

>>6114859
>>6114852

Oh whatever. Just gonna inform you that life always sucks, whether you are virgin or not, whether you have money or not, it's just bad and miserable. Now fuck you, I'm gonna re-watch Strike Witches cause you depress me.

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>>6114839
/jp/ - Arcade games heroes. It's sort of sad that the only time I actually had a chance to show off in an arcade, I got beaten badly by human controlled Sol Badguy.

>> No.6114890

>>6114883
Re-watching a series during the airing of another season? Are you trying to see if you can beat the /jp/ record of being reported, or what?

>> No.6114894

>>6114883
We know this. Hence we aren't even trying anymore.

>> No.6114908

>>6114890

I can watch 1st season while waiting for another episode of the 2nd one, what's wrong with that?

>> No.6114930

>>6114883
Bringing the winners down with them is the only hand left for the losers to use. Consider it an honor and revel in your depression, asshole.

>> No.6114933 [DELETED] 

>your first 1CC is more pleasurable than your first sex.
Probably. I drive to Poland or the Ukraine and pay 13 or 14 year old girls to have sex with me. For a few Euro you get a few hours of action.

in before you are no neet. I got my license years ago and drive only very seldom. Mostly in the evening or Night when there are no people.

>> No.6114948

The only reason why I continue my studies and work hard is so I can avoid being a hypocrite.
If I want to consider everybody that isn't me like a piece of shit, I have to actually make myself better.

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>>6114930
Feels good man. Dragging someone down to your level so that he feels miserable and you feel better.

Seeing someone else suffer makes your own life feel so much more better.

>> No.6114955

>>6114908
It implies you didn't rewatch it the day before the first episode of the second season aired like you should have.

>> No.6114959

>>6114933
Why 13 or 14? That's why too old.

>> No.6114960

>>6114948

So you conform to the rules of society you despise so you can despise those who were conforming to the rules of society in the first place? Oh that's just nice and logical.

>> No.6114961

>>6114930
Indeed it is an honor to lose to people as great as us.

>> No.6114970

>>6114959

Eh? What do you know about pedoing man, it's hard to fuck girls younger than 12 without actually developing a relation with them, unless you're in Cambodia etc.

>> No.6114974

>>6114960
I don't despise people who conform to the rules of society at all. I just enjoy believing that they are weaker, dumber, and less determined than I am.

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>>6114959
I guess all the 12 year olds who are really 18 have already been taken and he has to go with the next best thing.

>> No.6114981

>>6114970
I know that having sex with 13 and 14 year olds isn't "pedoing" at all, because pedophilia is about being attracted to prepubescents.

>> No.6114984

>>6114974
Or rather, as I should've said, I don't despise them because they follow the rules.

>> No.6114986

>>6114970
that's easier than you might think. I'm not saying it's easy though.

>> No.6114990
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6114990

You people should read this. It is probably a mirror of your self.

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6114995

If you put "noko" in the e-mail field you don't have to look for your post!

It's funny casu "noko" means "cat" in japanese =^w^=

>> No.6115000

>>6114974
Enjoy your delusions. Unless you are the next Hawkins, then by all means, you can believe they actually are dumber, weaker, etc.

>> No.6115003

>>6114981
Puberty doesn't start at 13 for everyone, anon.

>> No.6115004

I'm 29 years old, and living off of my savings from my last software contract. Got enough cash to keep living the dream for another year or two.

Seriously, real life isn't much better, having a job and other responsibilities is way too fucking stressful. It's no way to live. People living normal lives are merely living out lies, except for the lucky few who either make it extremely rich or are born into it.

I noticed my hair was thinning these past few weeks, and it was starting to clog up the shower drain. Noticed I had a bald spot around my crown last night. Shaved my head down to a stubble so it wouldn't look quite so ridiculous. I'm still kind of reeling in shock from the fact I'm going bald. It's finally happening. I'm turning into an old man. And you don't see many old men working entry level jobs in retail/restaurants/etc. you just don't get fucking hired.

Here's hoping I can find another big contract in the software industry before I run out of cash. My biggest fear is ending up on the street, I have no family or friends to turn to now. And thoughts about supporting myself into old age, while at the back of my mind, are starting to become eerily real.

>> No.6115005

>>6114986

Saying it's hard I also counted the necessity of moving to another city / part of the city after raping them.

or disposing of the body

>> No.6115008

>>6114990
Oh wow, it's all scanlated now! Time to go marathon~

>> No.6115011

>>6115003
I don't know about that. You'd have to be pretty fucking slow to not have started puberty by 13-14.

>> No.6115014

>>6114990
needs another season, seriously.

>> No.6115021

>>6115000
Hawkins can't even wipe his own ass. I can, therefore I am superior in that aspect.

>> No.6115022

>>6115000
If I work towards it, it's specifically to make sure it isn't delusional.
I study, work out and read so that I can think these thoughts without being a hypocrite.

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6115033

>>6114970
You are supposed to develop a relationship, that's the whole point. If you just want sex, you could just masturbate. Dodgson and Nabokov would be disappointed with you.

>> No.6115035

>>6115011
I started at 15, feels indifferent.

>> No.6115041

>>6115021
You know who else didn't wipe their own asses? Kings.

>> No.6115051

>>6115033

Don't know where you live pal, but where I live it's neither a victorian England nor Humbert's fantasyland and developing a relationship would get me in jail in no time. And I don't want to invest time and effort to actually breed myself a daughter.

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>>6115014
Can't see how this is possible.
I urge everyone in this Thread to read Legend of the Strongest Man Kurosawa. The guy who wrote this knows about our problems.

>> No.6115057

>>6115041
I would still wipe my ass if I were a king. As I am very socially self conscious.

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>> No.6115077

where can I get it in one pass? as the first few chapters are missing anywhere I look.

>> No.6115118

>>6115066
>>6115054
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME THAT IT WAS OVER ;_;

Such a great manga.if I had half a soul left I would have bawled when it ended.

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>>6115118
Am i the only one who knew how this feels? It's like my own life.

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