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It's almost 2:00 and flanders will be here any moment...

ACTIVATE THE TRAPS!... This time we'll make sure she does not pass

>> No.6092168

She's just a girl. All girls wanna have fun :(

>> No.6092166

it's almost 1:00.

>> No.6092172

wrong timezone bro

>> No.6092170
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6092170

>00:47
>It's almost 2:00
>flanders

>> No.6092181
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>>6092166
Really?... Better make sure...

SEAL THE BLAST DOORS!... it is made of 3 inches of solid metal iron steel... even flanders won't be able to make it through there!...

>> No.6092188

>>6092181
Just look at the board's time. It's 0:52

And stop calling her Flanders, it's stupid. You will need more traps than that to hold her also.

>> No.6092189

Delete thread and try again in an hour.

>> No.6092194

>>6092168
She's just a girl, in the world.
That's all that you'll let her be.

>> No.6092198

>>6092163
How did you make those millions of pesos if you are so autistic?

>> No.6092212
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>>6092188
You are right... she is very strong touhou so our defenses might not be enough but I bet Php10 she won't be able to resist this cake... this should stall her long enough for us to activate our last line of defenses...

>> No.6092217

>>6092212
You need some garlic and crosses up in this mother.

>> No.6092223

Oh, just line the hallway with arrow traps. You know you want too.

>> No.6092234
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6092234

Don't worry... she's over Athens right now. It'll take her a while to make it here.

>> No.6092244

Make sure you place some cage traps, and maybe a few stone-fall traps.
You might need to stun her to cage her.

>> No.6092245
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6092245

>>6092217
As suggested... these garlics better work...

>> No.6092256

>>6092212

Just remove the traps and accept your fate.

>> No.6092261

>>6092245
The upside down cross might make her more powerful and cancel out the garlic.

>> No.6092268
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6092268

>>6092245
Add Alexander (pic) hidden behind the cake. It's perfect.

>> No.6092283
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6092283

dont worry patchy will make some sort of yellow stuff to save the day

>> No.6092289

>>6092283
Ah so you finally got yourself a tripcode for your shitposts. Now people can't pretend to be you when shitposting.

>> No.6092290

I am 23 and I enjoy this thread.

>> No.6092297

>>6092289
ass off my post for most bestest in teh world XD

>> No.6092301
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>>6092261
>>6092268
There...

>> No.6092310

>>6092289
and yes i do know every one wants to be jomod ^_^

>> No.6092328

>>6092301
Haha this is looking good. She won't make through all that.

>> No.6092338
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>>6092301
Looks secure enough...maybe you could add a few sword weilding nuns just to be safe.

>> No.6092341
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>>6092328
Just to be sure... I'm not taking any chances and will follow >>6092244 suggestion and add a big rock above... it will fall and crushing everyone and everything and anything beneath it... anything...

>> No.6092349

>>6092338
we already have the judas priest for swords. He and her will compete and let her escape.

>> No.6092354

>>6092341
sounds good. A big rock is always the solution for anything.

>> No.6092362
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6092362

>This thread

>> No.6092368

Where are the turbolasers and TIE fighters?
You can't have a trench without turbolasers and TIE fighters.

>> No.6092370

For once I'm proud of your work. Please don't ruin this by adding guro.

>> No.6092375

Don't forget the running water.

>> No.6092378

>>6092370
ignore him.

CRUSH HER WITH THE ROCK.

>> No.6092376

>now with professional help.jpg
Made me smirk. I think that's enough traps, let's wait for her arrival in 30 minutes

>> No.6092387
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6092387

>>6092338
OK she agreed to help us...

>> No.6092388

>>6092370
Don't listen to this guy. I wanna see what happens when she tries to make it through all that.

>> No.6092396

Make sure to make a new thread with the final picture 5 minutes before 2:00, so that guy sees it. We'll keep it well bumped.

>> No.6092401

if she makes it through all that, i want this thread screencapped

>> No.6092412
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>>6092375
Fuck the running water...we need piranhas...IN 3D.

>> No.6092432

>>6092261
That's not how St. Peter's cross works.

>> No.6092438
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6092438

>>6092368
They won't fit in here but lord Vader was gracious enough to lend a few of his troops...

>> No.6092442

Add in some chinese onions just in case. You got plenty of those around anyways.

>> No.6092446

We clearly need a floodgate + magma

>> No.6092468

>>6092438
But but... stormtroopers are too incompetent!

>> No.6092471
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>>6092438
Replace the garlic that Alexander is holding with a flying guillotine. Vampires can't handle being decapitated.

>> No.6092473

easy, get Reimu, Marisa, or maybe even Remilia ( I'm sure she could take her sister.)

>> No.6092476
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6092476

*clonk*

*beep* *beep* *beep* *be-

>> No.6092482

>>6092471
nah, that's too much, it won't fit... even for that picture.

>> No.6092489
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6092489

>My face when flan will burst out of all of this.

>> No.6092491
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6092491

OK just to be sure we won't get in the way... we decided to step back a little while holding the remote switch relasing the big rock above... it's almost time she appears...

>> No.6092490
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>>6092476

A bomb! Get out of there!

>> No.6092497

>>6092468
Don't worry, nack. Flandre doesn't have the plot armor those wacky rebels had. They'll be fine.

>> No.6092507

>>6092491
No, you fool! Not a wiimote!

>> No.6092509

Yay, posting in an Uncle thread!

>> No.6092512

>>6092491
We're fucked, it's a wiimote.

>>6092497
Can she use the force?

>> No.6092521

>>6092491
It's a wiimote! We are fucked.

>> No.6092547
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6092547

She comes

>> No.6092555

5 minutes... MAN THE BATTLESTATIONS

>> No.6092566

>>6092555
Go here comrades... >>6092546

>> No.6092642

This is Mobious One. Operation failed, all remaining units return to base. We will gather all survivors and make a new plan.

>> No.6092648
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6092648

>>6092642
Pity, we'll try again tomorrrow then. Clean up boys.

>> No.6092653

At least delete two of your threads.

>> No.6092658
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6092658

>>6092642
Red 1 here, acknowledged.

>> No.6092836

So today's mission to stop flan was a fail huh. Told you not to put Ciel and Alexander in the same place.

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