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"So, anon-kun... tell me a little about yourself?"

>> No.6087519

There isn't much to say.

>> No.6087524

I've masturbated to your image countless times.

>> No.6087525

I'm Batman

>> No.6087527

My name is Koakuma!

>> No.6087528

I want dat cake and a cup of tea first please.

>> No.6087534

I hit my head twice as a child, once on a driveway, and again in a car crash.

>> No.6087542

I overcame my autism through sheer willpower.

>> No.6087548

What are you planning? You're going to plant a doppelganger, aren't you? While my real body gets baked into a pie like that one? I can see right through your fake smile, you know. You were so overconfident to not even tie me down, thinking I'd fall for it.

Don't try to come after me or I'm spilling this coffee all over your books!

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>>6087542

>> No.6087550

Who the fuck is this "anon-kun"?

>> No.6087551

Best thread ever.

>> No.6087552
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>>6087542

>I overcame my autism through sheer willpower.

>> No.6087605

>>6087550

You, silly!

>> No.6087622

>>6087622
>>6087622
>>6087622
I feel locked in. Help me, Patchy!
>>6087622
>>6087622
>>6087622

>> No.6087625

My... /jp/ is pretty awful today.

>> No.6087626
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6087626

Well I'm a witch/outlaw, I collect mushrooms and I steal your books for a living.

>> No.6087633

I masturbate to hardcore cp everyday lately.

>> No.6087651

"I have a picture of you on my desktop. Is that creepy?"

>> No.6087715

>>6087534

same here, 2 different childhood injuries to the head that have required stitches, ever think it was a cause of our problems?

>> No.6087736

>>6087715

Same... slipped off a chair and hit my head off the metal frame one time, then on another occasion I rolled down a hill and smashed my head off the wall at the bottom... but I was never stitched up, they used some kinda glue to fix it up which I guess means my head could come apart at any time now ww

I also split my penis open at 7years old 'cause I wanted to join the circus so I trained my tight rope walking skills on the garden wall. Unlucky childhood overall.

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6087743

The story of my life is dull and uninteresting. It's the story of a worthless man, doing worthless things.

The story you want to hear is the one about the men and women I served alongside.
The people we protected.
The enemies we fought.

Those who preceded us, followed us, and fell along the way.
That is the story you want to hear.

>> No.6087747

>>6087736
>>6087715
>>6087534
I climbed onto a tall chest of drawers when I was 4 or so, fell off and hit a corner somewhere. I still have a visible scar on my forehead to this day.
I'm seeing a trend here.

>> No.6087763

>>6087747
I rolled off my parent's bed and into the corner of a bedside table when I was a few months old, I've got a sizable u-shaped scar on the upper left of my forehead, just below my (receding, and I'm fucking 24) hairline.

I think you're right, we might be on to something here.

>> No.6087769

>>6087534
>>6087715
>>6087736
>>6087747

I hit my head when I was still young and only a year or 2 into school, but I was extremely shy and stayed away from people before that. And I'm pretty sure I'm not autistic or have a mental illness (unless you count paranoia, but that is caused by people screwing me over constantly). I knew somebody who is and it seems more or less that the person just matures mentally much more slowly. He was about 17 when I knew him, but he acted like a 12 year old. Now he acts just fine.

>> No.6087772

>>6087747
Me too, 2 different hits for me when I was young, also stitches.

what the hell

>> No.6087774
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>>6087715
I'm definitely retarded.
I was in that crash with my entire family, I'm the only one who got a head injury.

I never needed stitches though.

>> No.6087788

ITT we discover everyone on /jp/ has brain damage

Who can honestly claim to be surprised?

>> No.6087794
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>> No.6087795

oh god, I had severe childhood head injuries as well...

Once when I bashed my head into a bathroom floor from slipping (concussion get) and another when I hit it on a metal doorjamb (concussion get x2! + severe bleeding)

This is probably a bit more than just a random correlation.

>> No.6087800

>>6087788
Autism is caused by head injuries? We must inform the medical community at once!

>> No.6087803
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>>6087518
I have the self confidence of a mamory snail, and my form consists of acne, bacne and exess bodily fat. I'm hairy and large, but I do lack muscles. I do keep a good personal hygiene, shower twice a day and all that. I mostly keep to myself and my personality is shit. I can't find pants that would fit me well, always squeezing from stupid places, and I have no goals in life.

>> No.6087819

>Significant injuries isolated to one side of the brain, especially those occurring at a young age, may not significantly affect IQ.[82]

>> No.6087828

I fell down the stairs around kindergarten age and had a perfect scar that went down the middle of my forehead that took until the end of high school to go away.

In preschool once I was walking down the hall when a teacher opened the top half of those two part doors you don't really see anymore and hit me in the face with enough force to knock me over.

When I was around 14 I tried to skateboard down a slide at the park only to trip and land face first on it. I thought I had seriously screwed something up when I didn't feel any pain after landing with an open mouth, but I was able to walk away with nothing more than the metal from the slide embedded in my front teeth.

>> No.6087832

>>6087819
What about to the front of the brain?

>> No.6087833

>>6087518
Lazy, fat, dumb, ugly, and poor. Living the dream.

>> No.6087835

>>6087832
>Duncan and colleagues (2000) showed using Positron Emission Tomography that problem-solving tasks that correlated more highly with IQ also activate the lateral prefrontal cortex.

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6087843

When I was around the age of 8 I would close the bedroom door and spray sweet-smelling aerosol things.
Then I would fall asleep in this room. Yeah.

>> No.6087846

>>6087832
>Perhaps the seminal case in prefrontal cortex function is that of Phineas Gage, one or both of whose frontal lobes was destroyed when a large iron rod was driven through his head in an 1848 accident. The standard presentation (e.g.[12]) is that although Gage retained normal memory, speech and motor skills, his personality changed radically: he became irritable, quick-tempered, and impatient—characteristics he did not previously display — so that friends described him as "no longer Gage"; and whereas he had previously been a capable and efficient worker, afterwards he was unable to complete tasks. However, careful analysis of primary evidence shows that descriptions of Gage's psychological changes are usually exaggerated when held against the description given by Gage's doctor, the most striking feature being that changes described years after Gage's death are far more dramatic than anything reported while he was alive.[13][14]

>> No.6087849

>>6087846
Ah, that must be why I went from a talkative and friendly young child to a completely introverted recluse who hates talking after I reached the age of 11.

>> No.6087867

Reported for autistic blogging.
I tripped while descending a mountain and due to inertia I ran into a tree.

>> No.6087874

When I was like 7, me and a guy from neighbourhood tried to make a swing swing as much as it could.
I fell from it when we were going back and ,as a stupid kid I was, I pulled my head up from shock.
A rusty screw that held a plank and chain together hit my skull pretty hard, blood and screaming everywhere.

>> No.6087890

>I still like to believe that my fellow /jp/ users have an above average IQ

>> No.6087898
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6087898

Pic related. I guess this is why I have visual snow and other not-so-cool eye stuff.

I've never lost consciousness, though.

>> No.6087901

Another one with 2 hits to the head that required stitches here. I ran against a bed corner and got a big rock to my forehead. The same girl who threw the rock made two nasty cuts to my finger with scissors years later. I was not surprised.

>> No.6087915

Another retard here with previous head mishaps, although nearly half of them were kind of my fault. Perhaps I was actually born a retard.

>> No.6087921

ITT: We discover people hit their heads as kids and think too much of it.

I've run into walls twice, the second time left a dent in my skin that's still there.

>> No.6087922

>>6087518
When my library burnt down, it was like my Father died.

>> No.6087933

>be at kitchen table
>wake up with head hurting
>entangled in fallen chairs
>dad is standing over me
>wake up again on couch

I still don't know what happened that day.

>> No.6087943

Once some fucker kicked me in the dick, my dick was swollen and the skin was purple for 3 months.
I avenged it with a bat.

>> No.6087944

I dodged the head bullet, but I got my thumb caught in a car door when I was a kid.

>> No.6087948

I sit at home an play videogames while laughing at random ass shit on /jp/. While not sitting at home im in school studying to get my papers. I enjoy drawing. How about you?

>> No.6087949

Miss Patchouli, can i smell your knowledge?

>> No.6087952

>>6087933
Sounds like a seizure.
Did you catch a glimpse of truth?

>> No.6087954

>sit on a chair in the living room watching scooby doo
>wake up in my parents' bed several hours later

Apparently I passed out due to sleep deprivation.

>> No.6087956

>>6087933

Rape

>> No.6087964

I doubt the brain is fragile enough to take serious damage from a few bumps to the head. I mean, show me a person who hasn't hit his head a couple of times in his lifetime.

Swelling of the brain and intracranial hemorrhage is what one should worry about after taking a blow to the head, not brain damage.

>> No.6088006

>>6087964
Damage to the front of the head can cause a dramatic decrease of your ability to solve problems. The personality changes are often unnoticed by the person.

>> No.6088021

>>6087964
The brain can be surprisingly fragile at times.
My classmate back when I was a kid got hit by a car. He hit his head, but he walked away from the accident seemingly almost unharmed.
Few weeks later he suffered a seizure and died.

>> No.6088029

shit, I'm seeing a trend here. I split my head twice as a child, first from hitting the bedside table falling off my bed and the second time when I was about 5 this bastard pushed me over and I hit my head on the corner of a rocking chair

>> No.6088032

>>6087898
OH shit.
Yeah, the back of your brain DOES handle eye stuff.
I guess this may be why I can see well in dim-low light, but anything darker than that (when my friends/family can see just fine), I'm virtually blind?

>us obecting
No one's objecting, captcha. We know we're not normal in the head.

>> No.6088035

>>6087964
>He was severely injured and spent two months in a coma. Although Landau recovered in many ways, his scientific creativity was destroyed, and he never returned fully to scientific work.

I love my memory.

>> No.6088041

>>6088006
When I was very little, I ran full-force into a window sill.
My IQ is still up there, but now I wonder if that's why sometimes things people say just don't make sense.

>> No.6088070 [DELETED] 

This thread reminds me of my childhood best friend... one time we were having a 'stone fight' (kids, huh) with 2 other guys, one of whom hid in a tree and dropped a brick on my friend's head. He recovered alright at the time but in high school he turned out to be really fucking dumb when before he was a smart kid. Nowadays he lives unemployed in his mum's spare room.

While we're on the topic of childhoods coming back to haunt us, does anyone else think their upbringing is entirely responsible for present day faggotry (being a little girl, that is)? Thinking about my friend there, I remember when I was kid I (we) used to enthusiastically get into all sorts of fights with everyone just for the fun of it; not bullying, just finding people who were up for a scrap and going at it. Then my dad left my family at 4 years old and I grew up with my mum and 3 sisters... during that time I remember trying on my sister's dresses and lipstick, dressing up as Sakura from Street Fighter at Halloween, wanting to change my name to a girl's... nowadays I'd probably run away like a bitch if I ended up in a fight. Also borderline gay. Even though it's a stereotype I really feel like a lack of father figure can and does lead to this sort of thing.

>> No.6088077

This thread reminds me of my childhood best friend... one time we were having a 'stone fight' (kids, huh) with 2 other guys, one of whom hid in a tree and dropped a brick on my friend's head. He recovered alright at the time but in high school he turned out to be really fucking dumb when before he was a smart kid. Nowadays he lives unemployed in his mum's spare room.

While we're on the topic of childhoods coming back to haunt us, does anyone else think their upbringing is entirely responsible for present day faggotry (being a little girl, that is)? Thinking about my friend there, I remember when I was kid I (we) used to enthusiastically get into all sorts of fights with everyone just for the fun of it; not bullying, just finding people who were up for a scrap and going at it. Then my dad left my family and I grew up with my mum and 3 sisters... during that time I remember trying on my sister's dresses and lipstick, dressing up as Sakura from Street Fighter at Halloween, wanting to change my name to a girl's... nowadays I'd probably run away like a bitch if I ended up in a fight. Also borderline gay. Even though it's a stereotype I really feel like a lack of father figure can and does lead to this sort of thing.

>> No.6088085

Head injuries thread? One time I was riding on my sister's shoulders (I was about 5 and she was 8), and she lost balance and stumbled into an outward corner of the wall and my head hit it directly on. Ever since then I've had really shitty memory.

>> No.6088095

>>6088041

Strangely enough, I had the same thing after my injuries (>>6087795 here) regarding people talking to me. I had some really fucked up language processing issues where people would talk to me and I would interpret it like this:

> hey, do you harublagnhinghaebelglurf that?
I would be like "HUH?"
even though they repeated myself I would be totally unable to understand what the fuck they were saying, despite catching some of the words. This would happen intermittently.

As I got older my ability to understand people got much better. It was quite odd.

>> No.6088101

>>6088077
Now I'm hard.

>> No.6088107

>>6088077
>Even though it's a stereotype I really feel like a lack of father figure can and does lead to this sort of thing.

I've noticed that I tend to avoid having my dad see things that are/look 'girly'. Be it crying or cute anime characters.

However that hasn't stopped me from trying lipstick and girly clothes and imagining what it would be like to be a girl when I was a little kid.

>> No.6088109

My brother dropped a brick on my head from 10 feet up in a treehouse. Well, he didn't do it on purpose, but he knocked it off the tarp, and it fell and smacked me in the head. Bled fucking everywhere.

>> No.6088111

>>6088077
>does anyone else think their upbringing is entirely responsible for present day faggotry (being a little girl, that is)?
Well I've always been distant from my father and pampered by my mother and sister. So you may be onto something.

>> No.6088114

I never had many friends, and I started abusing oxycontin in high school because I was lonely.

>> No.6088115

I play video games and I don't know anything of touhou or 4chan except that I heard they were behind internet attacks.

>> No.6088117

I'm a little girl, can I come over to play.

>> No.6088126

A kid threw a rock at my head in a schoolyard fight way back. I passed out.

>> No.6088159

>>6088095
Would you also happen to be REALLY bad with names?

>> No.6088172

>>6088095
> hey, do you harublagnhinghaebelglurf that?
This is what I hear when I talk with most people. Then I ask them to repeat themselves and I still don't understand. I just thought that had more to do with me not being accustomed to talking with other people all that often.

>> No.6088177

Or maybe, just maybe some people don't speak very clear.

>> No.6088184

>>6088172
This.
I used to be virtually unable to understand other people.
Then I lost my internet connection and was forced to mingle with real life.
In less then a month I understand everything they say.
But they usually say awfully dumb things.

>> No.6088195

I was hit by a steel bar thrown by some kids when I was in my first years of school.
Oddly enough, it didn't hurt. Bled like a pig, tho.

>> No.6088205

>>6088077

My dad always encouraged me to be a bit manly. I was in the boy scouts and everything. My mom never cared about anybody because she is an idiot. I don't think the way I was brought up made me want to be a girl, but maybe the constant forcing me to be "a better man" made me hate it subconsciously or something. I still hate the idea of having strong feelings subconsciously. It makes me feel like an idiot when it happens and I try to find out why I feel the way I do. Self psychology/psychiatry/whatever is terrible.

>> No.6088214

>>6088032
>I guess this may be why I can see well in dim-low light, but anything darker than that (when my friends/family can see just fine), I'm virtually blind?
It's night blindness, eat more carrots.

>> No.6088230

>>6088205
>I was in the boy scouts and everything.
Funny you should say that, boy scouts is where I had my first and only gay experience.

>> No.6088268

>>6088230

That's the thing. I never did. Everybody else in my group was a bunch of rowdy assholes who would probably stab somebody for that. I'm glad I quit when I did.

>> No.6088274

>>6088159

I used to be, now I'm just a little bit bad at it. In my experience, it's more of a practice issue than anything. I mean, if you can learn the names of all the Touhou characters, you can learn 3D people names too.

>>6088172
Someone told me that it was something called "central auditory processing disorder" where basically your speech codec gets all fucked up in your brain and doesn't decode properly. Dunno if they are full of shit or if that's actually what it is.

>>6088177
This too. Some people just really need to fucking enunciate.

>> No.6088298

>>6088274

>central auditory processing disorder

>As (C)APD is one of the more difficult information processing disorders to detect and diagnose, it may sometimes be misdiagnosed as ADD/ADHD, ASSBURGERS and other forms of AUTISM, but it may also be a comorbid aspect of those conditions if it is considered a significant part of the overall diagnostic picture. APD shares common symptoms in areas of overlap, such that professionals unfamiliar with APD might misdiagnose it as a condition they are aware of.

/jp/ is going to have a field day with this shit

>> No.6088327

>>6088298
My parents used to have my ears checked every year in gradeschool because I couldn't understand what the teacher was saying. Suddenly everything makes sense.

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>>6088205
>why
>feel

Dude. Just relax.
Emotions and reason don't correlate.

>> No.6088368

>"Hey anon remember that time when you did X/said Y/went to Z with us?"
>"Yeah." (I don't)
>"that was fucking hilarious"
>"wasn't it? I almost died laughing"
>"didn't know you were that kind of guy anon"
>(awkward laugh) "Neither did I..."
>have no idea what they're talking about
>hear stories about this person I've never identified with in my life
>have my memories constantly reconstructed
>get good at pretending to be someone I'm not
>random people I've never met say hi/give me the finger
>depression and schizophrenia wasshoi~

>> No.6088486

>>6088368

I have really really fucking weird dreams sometimes.
They are of places I've never been before, but I remember them vividly. They're memories, I swear.

I could draw you a map of these places, down to specific details like which roads lead where, where the train goes, buildings of interest, where the highways are, even where I'm fucking parked.

I swear to god, if I ever find a red Toyota sedan from the early 90's with stolen plates on the 4th level of a parking garage at an airport, tucked in an out of the way corner, I'm going to flip shit, because it's mine.

>> No.6088531

>>6088368

Do you have blackouts, anon?

>> No.6088534

So I just got this great idea for a new trip...

>> No.6088539

>>6088534
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>> No.6088550

>"What's up anon?"
>"not bad"

>"How are you doing anon?"
>nothing much

>> No.6088558

>>6088539

U MAD?

>> No.6088573

>>6087898
>visual snow
Oh wow thanks for saying that. I've had this for several years now due to MS, but I didn't really have a name for what it was.
Really, thank you.

>> No.6088608

>>6088550
I think you mixed the replies up.

>> No.6088636

>>6087898
Oh wow, it has a name?
I thought everybody saw like that.
Come to think of it, I also used to think most people couldn't read a sign that's 20 meters away.
Fucking eyes.

>> No.6088670

>>6088636
Indeed. I also thought that it's normal to see these vivid colors and whatnot when you close your eyes but apparently they are closed-eye hallucinations. The more you know.

>> No.6088677

>>6088670
Huh, the colors aren't normal either?
Goddamn.

>> No.6088708

>>6088677
We are the only sane people in this insane world.

>> No.6088710

>>6088608
[sic]

>> No.6088775

>>6087518
Hey, patchy!

Don't you need somebody to tidy your library? You know, it's huge and full of books.

I can do that job for a small amount of money per month.

>> No.6088786

>>6088775
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>> No.6088808

>>6088670
I see that shit all the time. I remember trying to tell people about it before and they thought I was crazy. Good to know I'm not alone.

>> No.6088824

>>6088368
Are you a maid for a wealthy family

>>6088670
Seriously? It's not normal?

Come to think of it, I don't think I ever really mentioned about it to anyone. I thought it was... well, normal.

>> No.6088827

>>6088808
>>6088677
>>6088670
What level are you guys? According to wikipedia, I have level 3 at all times.

>> No.6088828

>>6087898
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's not normal? I always assumed that's because I was using Electronic.

>> No.6088837

Seeing shit when you close your eyes is pretty damn normal.

>> No.6088848

>>6088824
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>> No.6088853

>>6088827
I used to see all kinds of flashy rotating patterns as a kid but now it's just dimly colored lights after a moment's focusing.

>> No.6088882

>>6088486

I also have a fuckhuge dream world. I've visited it countless times, and I can remeber perfectly some of the most important places, like the mall (with parking), the train station, the general layout of the city, even small villages next to the mountains.. and plains, and ruins, etc

I even drew some maps a few years ago.
It's fucking amazing.

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Patchy is my favorite.

>> No.6088981

>>6088882

I usually have random new worlds every time I dream which are just a mix of a bunch of stuff, but I have one reocurring one. When I first played Yume Nikki I was reminded of it. It is bits and pieces of pretty much every important place (basically anything with any emotional attachment) I have ever been in my life, but horribly distorted and jumbled together. The same stuff always goes to the same place. It makes perfect sense while I am asleep. When I wake up it seems like something from a nightmare, but the dreams are always pleasant.

>> No.6089081

>>6088981

I know that in my dream, most places are related to IRL ones, but it's very conceptual, and the result doesn't really look like the originals.

I shat bricks when one of my friends dreamt about the same mall,
(it's kind of special: like a huge hollowed tower, with shops in the walls inside, and an amusement park in the roof with some crazy shit like tunnels and water and so..)

My longest dreams took place on this world, some of them felt as long as a movie.

heh, I should learn lucid dreaming to explore it..

>> No.6089136

>>6087518
Um, um.. I graduated high school with honors and when I went to college I've made the dean's list like 4-5 times, I really want to go back, though, so I could definitely use the income I'd make from this job.

>> No.6089144

>>6089081
Pretty much all my dreams happen within the same continuum. It's pretty funny.
It's like I'm living two lives.

>> No.6089152

/jp/ - My Blog

>> No.6089257

I took an IQ test at a psychiatrist's office when I was 16.
According to it, my IQ is 76. He said I'm in the borderline retarded range.

>> No.6089262

>>6089257
You don't seem so retarded to me. Yet. I think you would mention more things than a test this one time if you were actually borderline retarded.

>> No.6089279

>>6089257
IQ tests are not a reliable source, or a propper measurement of one's intelectual capability.

>> No.6089289

>>6089262
I didn't trust IQ tests even BEFORE I took one. Very little else in my life points to me being retarded. Still, it makes a good conversation starter a lot of the time, since nobody really sees it coming.

>> No.6089301

>>6087518
I can write computer programs, which is kind of like magic, except not as cool.

>> No.6089336

"I like to read books" would probably end the conversations pretty fast and lead straight to the fucking.

Both parties must be reading books during the act of copulation though.

>> No.6089365

>>6089289

Indeed, IQ tests are bullshit. I took one once and came up 132, which is absurd because I really don't think I'm that smart.

>> No.6089384

>>6089257
It was a trick test. They just made up that number, the real test is whether or not you believed it or not. If you did, you are in the borderline retard range.

>> No.6089421

Anyone else here who has recently heard sounds repeating themselves endlessly?

>> No.6089422

I like long walks on the beaches
and strawberries and peaches

>> No.6089444

>>6089365
Getting a high score on an IQ test doesn't automatically make you a genius in any noticeable way. It just means your brain processes some tasks, like numerical calculations, faster. Someone with a high IQ who dropped out of HS/college and browses 4chan all day would obviously seem less intelligent than someone with an average IQ who has a good education and is well-read in a wide selection of sophisticated subjects.

Basically, the only obvious advantage a high IQ gives you in life is that you need less time than others when studying math and science related subjects, and from my own experience, this will just torment you until you go to college and can finally set the pace yourself instead of having to follow the pace of the rest of the class.

>> No.6089451

>>6089444
More like one of them is knowledgeable and one is intelligent.

>> No.6089475

>>6089451
Yes, but no one will make that distinction in practice, as no one will notice whether your brain processes information faster than average, so "intelligent" is treated as synonymous with "learned".

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