/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Tea, motherfuckers, do you drink it?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really like tea, I'm a coffee kinda guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608037
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[Anonymous No.]

Milk tea.

[Adjutant‮TACELBAT ‪‪‪‬‪‬ !FUX4cHAN.6 No.]

I can't stand the taste of coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608049

[Anonymous No.]

real AMERICAN men don't drink too. we drink mud and beer.

[Anonymous No.]

Tea is only for gentlemen and gay people.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm from Yorkshire. We drink warm beer with sticks and hay floating in it.

[Anonymous No.]

Chrysanthemum tea is good.

[Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw No.]

I feel like I'm betraying some unspoken rule every day when I drink tea...

[Anonymous No.]

>>608059
your little finger. raise it up in sign of pride

[Anonymous No.]

English tea please, Archer.

[Anonymous No.]

Tea scores you the hot bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608049
That stuff makes me sick. Literally.
I feel like throwing up 30 minutes after I finish it.

[Anonymous No.]

I drink tea almost exclusively. It is better suited to frequent use than coffee, as it contains less caffeine (in the prepared drink, not the plant itself) and amino acids which counteract caffeine side effects.

[Anonymous No.]

As a REAL New Yorker...
SIGNED. Tea is the nectar of the GODS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608081
Pic unrelated?

[Anonymous No.]

Tea Mother fucker, do you drink it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>608037
FUCK YOU FAGGOT.

REAL MEN DRINK LOLIS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608083
She drinks tea and pimps about.

Archer drinks tea and is a natural born pimp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608089
HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE DEFINITION OF GAR

RAAAAAAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>608092
Oh, I see the correlation.

Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

Thus tea is for pimps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608094
Uh.

I think you forgot something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608097

A fantastic and astute observation!

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else here annoyed how they serve tea at boiling temperature? I know it can't be helped and all, but still.

[Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw No.]

>>608112
it's part of the tea drinking experience. You just take a small sip, test the temperature, taste it well. Then, you must look into the horizon and think about how things are going to be that day.
Lost in reflection.
Tea time is a place to let the rest of the world fade away. Only you and the aroma of the tea are there, and you can focus on the important things.
Take another sip. It's cooler now. Drop the cup and let out a deep sigh. Look at the rising sun, it sure is going to be a warm day today.
Another sip. This time bigger, the tea is almost lukewarm. Drop the cup, and let it tingle against the saucer if you will. Just relax, and enjoy a good cup of tea.

Fuck, I think I figured out why I'm so relaxed all the time...

[YAF !nmVOHsTRd. No.]

Green tea with lemon.

And only that one. Black tea and red tea are both tonguesores. Haven't tried other kinds.

[Anonymous No.]

i live off of double bergamont earl grey.

[Anonymous No.]

YES!!!

I DO DRINK IT!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Proud pinky raising, spiffy hat wearing tea drinker here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608149

Uh, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>608037
Yes, yes I do.

[­ No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Kirin Lemon, fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.]

NO HERBAL
NO LEMON
EARL GREY ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>608287
Earl Gray is fine on most counts, but I find myself preferring Jasmine all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

REAL MEN MAKE TEA

[Anonymous No.]

>>608294
>JUN POAR THE TEA
Fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608304
I was looking for the MSPAINT of her saying that, but I can't find my copy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608308
This?

[Anonymous No.]

>>608310
Awesome, that's "Jun poar tea".

[Anonymous No.]

And Jun did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608318
Jun wouldn't do that. He loves his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Tea. I drink it.

[Anonymous No.]

black tea,motherfuckers,I drink it

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer coffee, but tea is fine unless it tastes like piss.

[dySWN !!5mLGD3yn+rT No.]

I drink tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608394
Are we talking about tea without milk, what is known as "red tea" in the west but "black tea" in the east or what is known as "black tea" in the west.

Tea names are fucking complex!

[Anonymous No.]

>608413
black leaves
red liquid
milk, I like it but use it rarely

[Anonymous No.]

Earl grey, hot.
Mint tea is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

Does chai count?

[Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw No.]

>>608462
fuck yes, mint tea.
Cinnamon tea is good too.

[Anonymous No.]

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Tea is for fags. Real Men drink beer served by busty germanic girls. Beer for the win!

[Anonymous No.]

>>608466
only if you are gay or girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608480
>girl

Guess I'm good then.

[Warren !WSxruxpIJs No.]

I drink a ton of tea. Various green teas, pu-erh, oolong, etc. I like coffee, too, but for me that shit doesn't compare to good tea.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Tea you say? Yes I'd love some. Earl grey, hot.

[Anonymous No.]

By the bucket.

[Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS No.]

>>608125

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

hot plain green tea, the drink of real men

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>608322

[Anonymous No.]

This thread has made me really want some hot tea, even though it's too hot to have it.
I'll go and make some ice tea for tomorrow.

[formerly-anon !LULZjEwqbY No.]

>>608581
awwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>608581
SO MOE HNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>608591
Take it like a man, stay in the kitchen and drink up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608489
No anonymous there are no such things as girls on the internets.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll take a tall, iced caffé latte to go. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

When I was a kid I watched "The sound of music". I pretty much hate everything in the movie. Including tea.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I've been drinking coffee for ages.

Switch to tea: y/n?

[Anonymous No.]

>>608778
VERY YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>608778
Don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608653

Wow. Fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608801

Yeah, my worry lay in the practicality of it. I drink a LOT of coffee, obviously with the intention of a morning kickstart.

I'm guessing tea has, like, a third of the caffeine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>608814
I drink 3 pots a day, and I feel-HGGGGHNNNN

[Anonymous No.]

>>608814
Black tea has as much caffeine as coffee. If you brew your coffee particularly weak, it actually has more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608842

Black tea it is, then.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

Expert tea drinker here i even have a box for tea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>608869
A few tips - don't drink lipton tea unless you actually like the taste. It tends to be rather shit. Your best bet is to get a British/Irish/Scottish looseleaf from an organic market or Trader Joe's or something. Brew it in near boiling water (the stuff that comes out of your coffee maker would work nicely - place tea and strainer in coffee pot or pour water into mug) for about 3-4 minutes, long enough that you can get a really strong scent of the tea, but not too long or else it will acquire a rather bitter flavor (due to tannic acids from the tea plant). It just takes some experimenting to find the best amount of time for your particular brand/type of tea.

Most tea aficionados drink their tea with cream and sugar, just like Americans drink coffee. Both are optional, but once again, experiment to find what you like. A note about cream - it can be used to reduce a bit of the edge that you can get from tannin, but use it in moderation.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>608900
2 tea spoons of sugar, 3.5 minutes, Pickwick Earl Gray Tea.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

I also recommend adding honey instead of sugar and sometimes a bit of lemon but only when the tea cools down to about 40C because heat destroys the honey and lemon flavor not to mention Vitamin C and all that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer powdered tea with a little turpentine.

[Anonymous No.]

I drink whiskey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608839

forgot your pic.

I drink 6-8 cups of green tea everyday or 3 cups of coffee.
If I drink 1 cup of green tea I get drowsy 10 minutes later.
Real men take ginseng, lots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608930
Thanks for the honey tip.

[Anonymous No.]

Lemon-Ginger..
and my favorite... Mint
I don't drink tea very often though.

[Anonymous No.]

>for about 3-4 minutes
I've been wondering about that. The same recommendation is often printed on the baggie the teabag is in, but whenever I do that for a single cup, it turns so bitter I can barely differentiate Earl Grey from Ceylon. In fact, usually 15 seconds is usually more than enough for me.
Maybe it's because I'm used to making an entire pot of tea using a single "one cup" bag.

[Anonymous of Finlandia No.]

Coffee.

And beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608842
No it doesn't. Tea leaves contain more caffeine than coffee beans by weight, but correctly prepared coffee has more caffeine than correctly prepared tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608977
Goddamn you like your tea weak. Grow some balls.

>>609034
Depends on your type of coffee and how it's roasted. Lighter coffees maintain more caffeine, but have less "coffee" flavor that Americans seem to like, also if you make your coffee through a drip filter, it'll have more caffeine. In perfect conditions, yes, coffee will always have more caffeine than tea. Unfortunately, Americans like their coffee in a fashion that results in it having less caffeine.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>608977
It's all about taste someone likes it just 1-2 minutes but the "standard" is 3-4 minutes.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>608842
Come to the Southern/Central Europe or Middle Asia and try Real Turkish coffee and then tell me it has the same amount.

[Anonymous No.]

I drink bleach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>609109
It also depends a lot on how much tea you use. Use too much and you're going to have to steep very short times to get something drinkable. Also depends on the type of tea and the temperature of the water.

sencha ≠ earl gray ≠ pu erh

[Anonymous No.]

Molten lava, motherfuckers, do you drink it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>608891

Fail for bagged tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>609189
only on days when I feel like a pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>609108
Dark roast coffee is disgusting failure. If I'm drinking coffee I want it to taste of coffee, not charcoal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>609210
You are a pussy.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>609209
Well i drink teas that i like not bagged. I dont have the space to store 20 different flavours non-bagged.

[Anonymous No.]

I tea-bagged your mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>608977
Worked with a girl once who went for the 15 seconds as well, much to my shock and surprise. Personally, I will often just leave it until it's cooled down enough, something which can easily be 15 minutes or more with a big enough cup, though it does happen that I simply run out of patience before that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>609243
indeed I am, sir.

[Naritori !4FGmHCUQ9w No.]

I drink some Irish black tea each morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>608037

Yes, I drink tea multiple times per day at work. It's more clean and doesn't give you nasty breath like coffee does.

[Anonymous of southern America !3GqYIJ3Obs No.]

Im a real man, i drink tea. English toffee, fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.]

every morning (and often during the dayas well) i drink black vanila tea with milk along black bread with butter and lemon jam.

[Fag No.]

I start my day off with a hearty cup of the good ol' mud.

[Anonymous No.]

A mug of hot chocolate.

...

...what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>609737

Actually, I tend to be often constipated, but I don't think it's because of the hot chocolate.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>609727
diarrhea?

[Anonymous No.]

Of course. I can't imagine a morning without tea.

[Anonymous No.]

Mandarin orange tea. pretty tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

YES SIR I DO SIR!

[Anonymous No.]

I like my Tea like my coffee.
No milk, no cream, no sugar.

[Anonymous No.]

i like tea's taste better than coffee, but i tend to drink mostly juice and water.

[Anonymous No.]

I DRINK WATER
DOES IT MAKE ME MANLY /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

I like tea.
I'd rather have coffee though, because the chances I get to choose either, the tea is usually absolute shit. At least with coffee, I expect it to taste like shit.

[Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS No.]

>>610005

It makes you cheap at restaurants.

[Anonymous No.]

when i'm working: warm tea at breakfast, lunch, and dinner. ice tea in between.

otherwise, no tea or caffeine.

[sage No.]

>>608478
sage

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder.

[Anonymous No.]

They drink tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>610096,1
>>610096,2
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

Tea: The drink of the pimps?

[ ] Yes.
[ ] Fuck yes.