/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Satorin Komeiji !!OrV90QMlGMv No.]

How has your fared /jp/?

For those living in the United States, any plans for Labor Day?

[Anonymous No.]

>any plans for Labor Day?
Nope, that would require me to get out and socialize

[Anonymous No.]

This is now a Sion appreciation thread

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>any plans for Labor Day?
Yes, I'm gonna do exactly the same things I normally do

[Anonymous No.]

This is one of the reasons people hate you.

Avatarfagging and blog threads are not nice.

Every single tripfriend with a touhou name is shit, no exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

LOOK SION

[Anonymous No.]

>>6079657
I already read that

[Anonymous No.]

I plan on traveling.

[Anonymous No.]

My plans

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>>6079669

Shittiest work by Yazy ever. When will Selvaria get a decent doujin?!

[Satorin Komeiji !!OrV90QMlGMv No.]

>>6079644
Just gonna lurk /jp/ then? That's just as good as going out.

>>6079647
Ah, but the thread just started.

>>6079654
Living the dream?

>>6079655
Blog? I can't ask /jp/ about their day? There have been several people in the past that used to do it all the time with good reception.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you PLEASE fuck off already? You are such a shitty, shitty poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6079681
I like your posts Satorin :<

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>>6079655
Well...
Meiling is pretty awesome

[Voile's other hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 No.]

My weekend, much like the past severl months, with be filled with oh so much NOTHING. well, nothing worth speaking about

[Anonymous No.]

Do you want to be wise? Learn Aikido
Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is

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>>6079695

Teach us how to AIkido, Suigin!

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I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

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Everyday I look at /fit/ and laugh. They are so pathetic, wasting there time in a hot stinky gym lifting weights.

I just do Aikido and I look twice as aesthetic as the best looking /fit/ poster. I'm probably twice as strong too, strong enough to compete competitively as a strongman or Olympic lifter.

But I can actually use my strength to defend myself, I can probably take on four Brock Lesnars.

At once.

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Everything is closed tomorrow, so there will be nothing for me to do, and no where to go. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it) I don't have a job so I am only inconvenienced by national holidays like this. I WANTED to go to the post office, and pick up an EMS delivery I missed Friday, but I have to wait till Tuesday. Kind of sucks when you pay extra to have something arrive in 3 days and have to wait a whole week for it instead. Guess I'll just play more Touhou Soujinengi as usual.

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PAN!

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever been in love, OP?

I haven't. Not with another human being at least. After dedicating my mind and spirit to Aikido I haven't found much room for anything else.

Sure I've been on dates before with beautiful women, but whenever they find out that I am a student of the world's strongest martial art, the dinner always ends there. They sometimes even offer to pay, in fear of their lives.

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>>6079704
I never sat and read this before.
That was really emotional.
I'm still not going to learn it though

[Satorin Komeiji !!OrV90QMlGMv No.]

Ara ara, everyone is ruining my thread...

Maybe I should have waited till later to make it.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Satorin!

You should bring meetup back. I fucking miss you.

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>>6079693
I like meiling for providing doujins and stuff, but that's not something very special and he has a fame of samefaggotry. Well, at least I don't see him roleplaying with his tripcode around.

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Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home. There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.
He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away. I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious. I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting dragged out to the relatives Sunday. Labor day is WRITING DAY!!
...if the fucking professor would answer my fucking e-mails and tell me what formats he wants the fucking papers in.

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>>6079719
>>6079718
AND THEN YOU GO AND RUIN IT

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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT im tired of your shit about aikido being a powerful martial art. its not even a fucking real martial art you fucking dumb weeaboo shit. all those fancy throws and submissions are the exact same bullshit you see in fake american wrestling shows. you use aikido in a fight against any real professional fighter you'll get your ass kicked. period. fucking stupid weeaboos

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I forgot labor day even existed.

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I believe you should learn Aikido. Well, I have a story to share with you.
Years ago, I was a Gap youkai, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I manipulated the boundary of life and death, he reversed it like I was a mere Rumia. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing Danmaku Bounded Field, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

Have some love handles that you would love to get rid of?

There is a way. A quick way.

Aikido.

You will be down to 10% body fat by the forth month, while learning the most effective martial arts at the same time. I used to have fat around my stomach area, did Aikido, now my six pack can be seen by all the ladies.

Become fit and kick ass at the same time.

[Satorin Komeiji !!OrV90QMlGMv No.]

>>6079711
I've thought about remaking the room on rizon or something but I don't have the time to deal with all the stuff. Maybe if I had some help or a co-founder. I have a tendency to drop something and never come unless prodded.

>>6079732
Oh, a paper? What kind? I haven't to do one of those in a while, though I used to hate writing.

[Anonymous No.]

I went to see Machete earlier. Pretty awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

For real, what does an Aikido practitioner do against a trained wrestler?

The way I see it, if a wrestler is careful and gets into grab range he will have an advantage.
As far as I know Aikido isn't about throwing punches, and that's just great for a wrestler who's main objective is to get a superior position.

And if the wrestler would get into a superior position, then it would be over, all of wrestling is to get into the superior position and maintain it.
All of the wrestler's training would have gone into it, wheras the aikido practitioner wouldn't be trained for the same situations.

What would an aikido practitioner do?

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>>6079759
Just tell me what to do and consider it done. I think you know who I am, so just let me know.

[Anonymous No.]

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

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My face is covered in deep rooted acne that can only be cured with surgery, or a very thick needle. Working as the special worker at McDonald's does not pay very well so I tried to needle the zits out, now I have zits and scars on my face. The rest of my body is hair and acne, I have to cover my bed in talcum powder so I can keep away the pain long enough to pass out from exhaustion.

I am fully deaf in one ear and I can only hear a high pitched whine in the other ear. I can only see the colors red, orange, and yellow. Having no tounge I have never tasted food. My nose is so full of snot and other assorted crap that I am also unable to smell.

The only time I ever interact with people outside of work and the forums is going down to the local game store where I buy used copies of 5 year old games because I only make minimum wage.

This account was given to me out of pity, and I am only able to access it at the library. I'm fairly sure nobody goes near me at the library because I have not been able to shower for the last three years of my life.

The only joy I have in life is pretending to be other people.

Are you trying to tell me YOUR life is worse than mine? Well fuck you and the elephant that trumpeted you in to this place.

[Satorin Komeiji !!OrV90QMlGMv No.]

>>6079769
Hmm, I think I know who you are.

I will think about it.

Also, sure is spam thread in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6079754

The true wisdom of the Aikido Sensei

[Anonymous No.]

So you want to know how I met your mother?

This one day, I decided to go to the mall to stare at all the preppy mall kids and make them question their own existence and perhaps even turn to Satan. But despite how totally kvlt I was being, everyone was ignoring me. So I went to that retched food court and sat down to contemplate the Burzum song stuck in my head.

And that's when your mother came up to me. Well, maybe not right away. I kind of stared at the back of her head for a very long time. She was dressed in this ridiculous pink dress and I assumed she was a happy person.

Then at some point, some dork with spiky yellow hair came over and talked to her for a while. She seemed to be enjoying herself, so I just stared harder. But then a few of his friends came over, and they all started laughing at her, and she started crying. I kept staring at her.

Later on, she turned around and noticed me staring. She wiped the tears from her eyes, and came over. She asked me who I was dressed as.

I laughed at her and told her that just because someone is dressed to reflect their inner cold dark soul, they are not "dressed as someone". But then I told her my corpsepaint was loosely modeled after Abbath.

She asked what show he was from.

I didn't understand the question.

She apologized and told me she'd assumed I was at the convention. I told her I had no idea what she was talking about. She explained to me that she was dressed as some chick from some video game. Her friends had asked her to dress as this chick for some group, but then they'd found themselves someone who fit the character better. Then she started crying.

Then suddenly she hugged me. I didn't know what to do so I started singing "The Call of the Wintermoon". She told me I had a beautiful voice.