/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

so my girl wants to cosplay for the fun of it
wants me to help pick who/what she is
shes about 5'0, blond hair a little past her shoulders, D cup, short legs
Marisa comes to mind as does Ashley from RE4.
/b/ was only a little help
please be a lot of help

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A!!1zao16xwdwl No.]

It must be done.

But make sure she gets a reducing bra or does something to make her chest look like a B or A cup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6074745
weve been over aisaka taiga, the vocaloids, Lilly Satou, the vampire bund chick, launch, and misamisa
for the record
help me /jp/ youre my only hope?

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking god. The board filled with currybutt and his friends spamming and you come up with this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Sounds like Yukari. Or Rumia, or Parsee.

Also, in before this thread gets sagebombed because you mentioned /b/. This is better than the railgun stuff and scandaroon thread we have on right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6074762
yes
>>6074760
and yes breasts may be sacrificed for less service-y characters. we understand that
>>6074767
yukari didnt occur to me youre a genius

[Anonymous No.]

I feel indifferent about cosplay.
All the ones I'd actually want to fuck turn out to be traps.

[Anonymous No.]

and let it be known that i will post pics if it is done
we want to go to some half-assed jap-con in orlando
not the proudest to attend but maybe it will be worth it...

[Anonymous No.]

Make her cosplay as Zangief from Street Fighter. Slip steroids and testosterone into her food for a couple of months to prepare. Then shave her hair into a short mohawk, get her some red boots and a pair of red bloomers. Shave your beard and glue it to her face, shave your leg hair and glue it to her legs, and shave your chest hair and glue it to her chest. Then let her piledrive you all night~

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/cgl/

[Anonymous No.]

Beato

[Anonymous No.]

>>6074876
thanks janitor-san but id be willing to bet id get better results here. if this is against the rules of the internet please sage til dead.
elsewise please help

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A!!1zao16xwdwl No.]

>>6074857
Orlando sucks.

Please tell me you don't live there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6074745
also she knows nothing about japanese culture and wants me to pick it (so shel be in the dark when someone asks how she feels about margatroid) much to my dismay she really only wants to do the dressup part. i may brief her on her character as it may

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[Anonymous No.]

Your girl is a slut. Enjoy your whorish girl in a Marisa suit. You won't get much help from us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6074916
>People doing cosplay without knowing anything about the character or trying to take on the spirit of the character.

She shouldn't cosplay. Tell the bitch no.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A!!1zao16xwdwl No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6074926
Just like the real Marisa.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A!!1zao16xwdwl No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>These are the sort of normalfags who ruin conventions

Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6074950
>>6074926
commence erection

[Anonymous No.]

>>6074953

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>>6074953
If you see a Touhou cosplayer among the usual con goers and think of them as the normalfags, you got serious issues, though.

[Anonymous No.]

D-cup? Yukari.

Or with chest taped, Marisa. Accept no non-touhous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6074989
>girlfriend

Sounds pretty normalfag to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6075002
Yuugi or Lunasa could work too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6075007
I have high-quality Touhou fan-art printed on high-quality paper in oak frames on my wall, have cosplayed as Haruhi and Suika.

I too have a girlfriend. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Have her dress up like Marisa, then fuck her ass with your master spark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6075026
No matter how shit he smears himself with, a white-skinned man will never be a black-skinned man.

Same principle applies here.