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6066282 No.6066282 [Reply] [Original]

Do you ever worry that someday you might die while fapping, and then your parents will see you dead with your dick out and with porn on your screen?

>> No.6066287

Why would I? It very unlikely it will happen.

>> No.6066293

No because after I die I don't have to worry about anything since I'm, you know, dead. But then again, I don't care about what my parents think of me now. I don't care that they think of me as a 25 year old loser with no education, no money, no friends and a lot of Japanese Girl Cartoon Statues and Pillows in my room. Fuck the police.

>> No.6066294

Why would I worry about something happening after my death. As far as I am concerned, the world no longer exists then.

>> No.6066296

Reported.

>> No.6066297

Why not worry about something equally as likely to happen in your lifetime, like the heat death of the universe? Also, I don't masturbate; so not really.

>> No.6066301

>>6066297
Get out.

>> No.6066310

>>6066297
>I don't masturbate
That's like saying you don't breath air.

>> No.6066319

I don't live with my parents.

>> No.6066329

There's not much that could kill me while fapping and not destroy my computer. Something like a heart attack, I'd get to flip off my power strip at least

>> No.6066345

>>6066297
I don't either... but I do look at porn. It's just a turn-off to touch myself.

>> No.6066353

>>6066345
>>6066297
>self-denial

>> No.6066371

>>6066282
What's the problem since i'll be dead anyway?

>> No.6066375

>>6066345
>It's just a turn-off to touch myself.
I can imagine that.

>> No.6066382

>>6066345
Faggot detected.

>> No.6066398

I would disgrace not only myself, but my entire family.

And no, one doesn't become a subject of disgrace simply by masturbating, but ending up in the news paper along with the lines "Lonely College Dropout Died Masturbating In Front Of Computer Masturbating To [Weird Fetish X]" however is.

I don't want to be an ass, it doesn't matter if I am there or not.
If others are still alive I still don't want to be a bother to them.

>> No.6066400

>>6066398
You should commit hara-kiri.

>> No.6066405

>>6066345
I don't. Makes me feel downcast or gives me a sickening 'sensation' most of the time.

>> No.6066410

I have actually worried about that OP. I have also worried the girl I'm fapping to came to life and would be disgusted by what I was doing.

>> No.6066414

It's actually very likely for me (heart condition, but I masturbate often anyway), except I don't have a dick and the one who'd find me would be my roommate.

>> No.6066422

>>6066398
Can they really write that in the newspaper? I don't think they're allowed to unless the parents consent to its publication.

>> No.6066427

>>6066422
They will either way since they're greedy fucks. Fuck you Aya.

>> No.6066429

>>6066414
Oh hey it's you.

>> No.6066434

This is a quality thread if I ever saw one,

>> No.6066435

>>6066434
No, this is fit of being deleted by a janitor since it's totally unrelated.

>> No.6066440

>>6066435
He was being sarcastic, probably.

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