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6063023 No.6063023 [Reply] [Original]

You walk into a room and see this girl in the pic (see moar @ the vid below ) :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXk9Th9gsjM

Pic related.

What do you do ???

>> No.6063027

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>> No.6063030

I would kill her,probably burn the house down and kill myself also.

The police would have no idea what to think.

>> No.6063034
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Belldandy is not amused.

>> No.6063032

Seohyun is awkward. I wouldn't bother with her.

Also, wat do threads are frowned upon.

>> No.6063040

>>6063027
Why? She is a japanese idol now.

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>> No.6063216

>>6063023
>moar
get out

>> No.6063348

>>6063034
I see Belldandy and all that comes to mind is soul shattering NTR.

>> No.6063355

>>6063348
Belldandy doesn't even fuck K1 in fan material. So sad.

>> No.6063362

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>> No.6063394

>>6063355
Exactly. He deserves it. All those years of not standing for himself, being a spineless wuss, and just generally having balls at all. One day, he arrives, just to meet the wreck Belldandy has become. She looks at him while some massive, manly stud is pounding her hard.

And she is smiling.

>> No.6063732

>>6063394


Speaking as someone who studied actual Norse Mythology, a number of their goddesses were unhesitant about getting their bones jumped.

As a matter of fact, the gods and goddesses slept around with quite a few beings, so we know that sex was no big deal, in similar vein to the Greco-Roman pantheons and their sexual escapades..

So, if Mr. Fujishima really DID base his creations on Norse mythology, it wouldn't surprise me at all if Bell was getting her brains banged out while K1 is out being a nerd and a geek.

>> No.6063740

>>6063732
Riveting stories like these are the reason I love you Arc.

>> No.6063747

>>6063740

Helen can inform you better since she's the huge Norse mythos buff. I just got into it because I was an enormous AMG! fanboy, she probably went to school specifically to learn about it.

Anyway, I would tell you the story in which the male trickster god Loki turns himself into a female horse so that he can get fucked by a stallion, but it's time for me to go have a shower.

>> No.6063764

>>6063732

Some of the goddesses, yes. But weren't Urd, Verdandi* and Skuld referred to as maidens? I believe they were either virgins or lesbians. Belldandy should be frigid.

*The Japs really fucked her name up.

>> No.6063801

>>6063764

>>6063764

Speaking of this, I've read that they - with the exception of Skuld, who moonlights as a Valkyrie - appear as old hags. Not in the sense of /jp/'s terminology, but bent-backed, wizened old crones. But I wouldn't rely on that, if I were you. Other sources say only Urd is that old, others say they're all equally old, so yeah.

Also, they behaved nothing like the Norns in AMG! do. The real Verthandi, Urdr, and Skuld couldn't give two shits about your well-being.

They are interested in things as they are. And if things as they are happen to include your demise, well, tough tomatoes.


Urd behaves a lot more like Freya.

Belldandy acts more like Vör.

Skuld...well, she at least stays true to the original.

>> No.6063837

>>6063801
Skuld picks particularly valiant warriors that fell in the battlefield?

And the valkyries were supposed to be blonde, dammit.

>> No.6063849

>>6063837


Well, there was that one episode.

Also, she blows things up regularly, which is in line with her purportedly destructive nature as a Valkyrie.

>> No.6063859

>>6063849
I'm sorry. I don't remember Skuld judging over the souls of the dead. And it's been years since I read. Would you mind telling me when that happened?

>> No.6063862

Reported for retarded "WAT DO?!" thread.

>> No.6063874

She would probably be racist towards me, like all koreans ;_;

>> No.6063879

>>6063859

There was a book written by the seiyuu of Urd.

In it, the Nekomi tech students had a pretend war with Airsoft, or something similarly retarded, and Skuld had to pick from the 'dead'. To that effect, at least. I did not particularly like that book. It was clumsily written, or maybe stuff was lost in translation.

Now I'm going to go have my shower.

>> No.6063935

>>6063732
With the exception of Odin, Loki and Freya most Gods and goddesses were quite chaste compared to the Gods and Goddesses of other religions.
As seen in the Lokasenna calling a woman sexually loose was a serious insult.
Also, /jp/ should be happy to know that all those who die a virgin are chosen by the virgin goddess Gefjon as her servants, so they will never go to hell.

>> No.6063964

>>6063935
Looks like I will spend my afterlife serving this goddess then.

She you guys there.

>> No.6063979
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>>6063023
Turn 360 degrees, walk away and say "3D pig disgusting"

>> No.6063982

>>6063979
Was the spin really necessary?

>> No.6064002

>>6063982
It's hard to say things straight into people's faces.
So it is necessary, right? I know it's not polite, but still...

>> No.6064005

greet her, recover my pc, and go away

my room is always threated as visitor's room so scenes like that is frequent

inb4 you live with your parents, more than an half of jaypee's anonymous are the same

sorry for my english

>> No.6064012

>>6063362
>>6063979

so you are walking toward the 3dpd after a spin
or did you mean 180°?

>> No.6064014

>>6063023
>What do you do ???

Ignore and walk away, like I do with every human being.

>> No.6064019

Ask, why are you so ugly?

>> No.6064043

Download a song by a Korean group for the first time since SES broke up.

Nice job OP. This is pretty good.

>> No.6064050

>>6064012
It's a joke from when the Xbox360 was coming out.
Why do they call it the Xbox 360? Because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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