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6058876 No.6058876 [Reply] [Original]

Why does everyone hunger for Marisa?

>> No.6058899
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Because she's ordinary, of course. It's the equivalent of everyone chasing after a magician girl in the real worl- OH, SNAP

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>>6058876
Why aren't the three fairies in that image? I think SaBND has made it perfectly clear that they are gay for Marisa.

>> No.6058934

>>6058929
Where would you fit them?

>> No.6058947

>>6058876
>hunger

They're youkai. She's human. Do the math.

>> No.6058950

>>6058876
How does Marisa even get out of the house?

It must be like the start of 'A Long Day's Night' for her when ever she steps outside.

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>>6058947
I'm not following.

>> No.6058957

Because she's like the alpha male of gensokyo, except well, you know, female.

>> No.6058959

>>6058947
I'm a human and I want to eat Marisa out too.

>> No.6058971
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>>6058954
There's an Encyclopedia of Marisa if you wish to know more.

>> No.6058977
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because fans want to see lesbian porn

>> No.6058981

>>6058971
Shanghai's pissed too.

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>>6058971
Patchy would never study books like those

>> No.6058986

>>6058971

I wonder what she said in the original. I bet it actually worked in Japanese.

>> No.6058985

>>6058981
Shanghai is Alice.

>> No.6058993

>>6058986
Men and women speak very differently in Japanese. That is why the joke does not translate well.

>> No.6058997

>everyone hunger for Marisa
Fanon shit.

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>>6058997
We know. What's your point?

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>>6058997
Not really.
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Embodiment_of_Scarlet_Devil:_Marisa%27s_Scenario

All Patchy is thinking about is how to eat Marisa.

>> No.6059118

>>6059033
Patchy thinks about lots of things.

>> No.6059123

>>6059033
Patchy doesn't know what she's saying most of the time.

>> No.6059142

>>6058988
Of course not. She wrote it herself.

>> No.6059167

>>6059123
Of course not. She's incapable of articulating her thoughts.

>> No.6059194 [DELETED] 

>>6059167
>Patchouli: Sob sob... I'm so anemic
I can't even recite the spells...

>> No.6059195

>>6059167
>Patchouli: Sob sob... I'm so anemic. I can't even recite the spells...

>> No.6059228

>>6059033
Everyone wanted to eat everyone in that game.

>> No.6059264

Because retarded fanon

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