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>> No.6058283

Nope.

>> No.6058281

Nope, not even I would want to read it.

>> No.6058286

Symphonic Rain minus the females, drama, mental illness, music and faux-Italy.

Uh, nope.

>> No.6058284

Only if they managed to be more bored than I am.

oh and if I were made all pretty like *shudder*

>> No.6058287

>>6058284
>*shudder*

Are you serious?

>> No.6058288

a fun, thrilling tale of a lovesick girl who gets so many chances to get the guy but is too much of a pussy and is a jealous bitch so will probably end in nice boat.

who wants to read?

>> No.6058294

>>6058288
Genderbend versions of ourselves are acceptable? Awesome!

>> No.6058295

Well there would be no girls in it. Only me staying holed up in my house, refreshing /jp/.

>> No.6058298

It would be a bit like Sharin no Kuni, except I had 15 bitches and I owned Houzuki in 3 minutes and had more money than that virgin loser Kenichi.

>> No.6058309
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6058309

>>6058287
Would I lie?

By that I mean all bishounen-like

>> No.6058313

>>6058309
I like how you pretend not to get it.

You are scum.

>> No.6058317

Sure.
Imagine a spanish version of 8 Mile, but instead of rapping it's playing games in the dark, and instead of gaining respect and friends and shit, you gain weird fetishes, and possibly carpel tunnel or a heart condition or something.

Well, that's not totally true. There is some rapping, a bit at the start, and later some breakdance scenes.

>> No.6058318

>>6058313
I'm hurt anon, why the hate

>> No.6058320

If you left out the parts where I just stayed on my computer, it'd probably be interesting. My real father was a murderer, my second father used to abuse me and mom, our house burnt down one time, I and mom were homeless for a while, and there were lots of other things.

>> No.6058324

>>6058318
Because roleplaying. Stop it and we will all be nice and cute again.

>> No.6058333

you'd like reading a VN about making a VN? sure.
put in drinking binges, fuck buddies, and many more. think of it as a cross between normalfagging and /jp/

>> No.6058338

Perhaps. I think that my life is pretty interesting.

>> No.6058354

If it's about me being 18 to 21 there sure would be a lot of people who'd like to read it.
It'd include a lot of cute little virgins and escapades. Moe-ish girls crying about relationships and a lot of cosplay (you know where)

But regarding that I've never seen a VN sex scene with condoms you'd probably don't like it.

And the end would be fucked up because I got ill and the only reason my drive stopped was because I gained about 20 pound.

>> No.6058355

I was sitting outside of class today because I usually arrive an hour prior to avoid being late and I noticed this girl there waiting for her class to begin as well. After a while I noticed that she was reading something out loud to herself. I looked over and she was just reading a book to herself. I didn't think anything of it because I sometimes speak to myself. After a while she started making odd movements and staring at people, looking through her bag and just acting nervous or like she was having a panic attack.

After 20 or 30 minutes of watching her, I started to feel kind of attracted to her. She seemed kind of cute.

>> No.6058359

>>6058354
>virgins

Sure is delusions around here.

>> No.6058360

>>6058320
Stop posting Derek Potter

>> No.6058362
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6058362

Visual Novels are interesting because of character interaction right?
Only a couple years in my life would be interesting then
And you'd have to do a few time skips.

>> No.6058524

>>6058359
I generally assume any girl under 15 is a virgin.

>> No.6058528

>>6058524
It is like you live in a fairytale.

>> No.6058542

>>6058528
It's like you live in an erotic novel, what with sexually active preteens.

>> No.6058569

>>6058542
>>6058524

You must be new here.

>> No.6058575

honestly yes, its a very sad story that I think would move at least a few people and ive done so little so it could easily be fit into a novel

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6058577

>>6058524
>he hasn't realised girls are bitches and whores yet

>> No.6058612

If you want to read about someone almost getting raped by his female grade school classmates then why not.

>> No.6058665 [DELETED] 

Now that I think of it, my life would be better as a VN - there were a few potential routes that I only noticed much too late, and I failed to enter any of them, including the incest route.
I want to load a save.
Oh

>> No.6058666

Now that I think of it, my life would be better as a VN - there were a few potential routes that I only noticed much too late, and I failed to enter any of them, including the incest route.
I want to load a save.

>> No.6058672

>>6058279
I can imagine the choices for it:
[ ] Fap to loli porn
[ ] Don't fap to loli porn

>> No.6058674

A VN about my life would just be the quest for the ultimate masturbation techniques and material.

>> No.6058681

>>6058612
>raped by his female grade school
>grade school
>raped
>female


Eh, sure, why not?

>> No.6058685

I figure if people enjoy stories about hikkikomori and otaku, they could enjoy a story about pretty much anyone. Condensing all the interesting bits of someones life into a story could potentially make anything a decent read.

>> No.6058686

Since my life is like Sanford & Son meets Happy Days, I'm sure /jp/ would love it

>> No.6058749

>Would anyone want to read it?
Only if they like NTR.
;_;

>> No.6058752

It already exists.
Basically, you take Love Hina, you take out all the cute girls, and you change the location.

>> No.6058777

>>6058752
but they would imply you didnt drop out of college

>> No.6058781

There's some parts of my life that were pretty intense. Like the summer where multiple girls all confessed to me, or the girl I was dating that was borderline yandere.

I think some of it yes.

>> No.6058804

It would be like [popular anime, manga or VN], just without the [main element that made said anime, manga or VN entertaining].

>> No.6058823

You would all want to read the story of my life, actually.

In case I won't get a BAD END, of course - but I'm on this mageneko's route now and it's awesome - the route is told during one year of the character's life, you see both leads changing over time, it's like you are really in a relationship. Wacky unorthodox events that have no place there unfold in between.

captcha: vakingle exist

>> No.6058831

Mine would probably have a lot to do with my nightmares since I have an awful lot of them.

Romance/drama/psychological I guess. Maybe exploring my relationships and coping with mental illness at the same time during the day, creepy nightmare world during the night with figures from my past/subconscious fears.

I'd have to be a moe heroine though.

>> No.6060041

>>6058831
>I'd have to be a moe heroine though.
Thats just unfair anon, any VN will be read by many if it has a moe heroine.

>> No.6060049

A VN about someone sitting around in their room playing piano and masturbating all day? Sounds boring

>> No.6060050

I had some interesting sexual experiences with two different lolis when I was younger. Aside from that the VN would suck.

>> No.6060055

Jesus Christ no. I'm married to a 3d woman, we'd all hate it.

>> No.6060066

Let's see...

- very shy boy
- lots of monologue
- severals unrequited loves
- lots of monologue
- started to hate everything, still shy
- incest / loli cousin/ teenage cousin
- lots of monologue
- trapped by a girl interested in a shy boy
- teased/used and finally rejected /depression
- lots of monologue
- standed up, developped a native hate for every girls
- become partially a neet
- trying to understand the meaning life
- gave up, as there was nothing to learn, humans are just stupids
- lots of monologue
- .........

.......... on second thought, i hardly think it'll work.

>> No.6060081

A VN based on Mary Shelley's Frankenstein except instead of creating a fuckup the main character becomes a fuckup

>> No.6060115

A VN about someone who goes to college, goes home, plays Touhou, faps, sleeps. Yeah, because that is soo riveting.

>> No.6060134

I would be like Chaos;Head, except with no sword shit. Nothing interesting to replace it, either.

>> No.6060308

the teenage years would be interesting but after that i fucked up and took the normalfag route and forgot to save first.

god, what i'd give to go back...

>> No.6060359

I believe it would be interesting, at least to know what could have happened to my life if I had chosen another path.
And then I'd spam saves and check every possible route

>> No.6060379

No. I'd force you to read it anyway.

>> No.6060396

I'd be Fate/Stay Night, but no Servants and no love interests. Definitely no Servant love interests. All cooking, all the time.

Good if you like cooking a lot.

>> No.6060407

>>6060359

if there's such a thing as hell, that's what it'd be for me. being able to go back and see how much better my life COULD have been...

>> No.6060412

>>6060396
You sound like me.
What do you do with daikon greens?

>> No.6060418

About my life? Who would want to read about a guy sitting around all day long with sometimes fapping in between.

>> No.6060522

>>6060396
>I'd be Fate/Stay Night, but no Servants and no love interests. Definitely no Servant love interests.
So it would have an epic fight between you and your local clergyman, possibly with magic involved.
Do you have a loli sister and an older sister (because technically Illya and Taiga aren't love interests), because if you do it sounds like you have an awesome life.

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