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Are you faithful to your waifu, /jp/?

>> No.6054963
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6054963

of course

>> No.6054976
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6054976

Of course.

>> No.6054977

>>6054955
Source?

>> No.6054990

>>6054977
My room.

>> No.6055021

>>6054977

Boku no Chaos

>> No.6055025

I have waifus. Plural. However, I take my daughter very seriously.

>> No.6055026

My waifu is a slut, so she can live with me being unfaithful.

>> No.6055051

My waifu and I have a very relationship.

>> No.6055098
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6055098

Yes and I'll always be.

>> No.6055102
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6055102

I am only loyal to the mission.

>> No.6055137 [DELETED] 
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6055137

Of course. I will protect Mystia until the day I die, and when I die, I'll find a way to keep protecting her.

>> No.6055146

>>6055137
Fuck off, she doesn't want you.

>> No.6055157 [DELETED] 
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6055157

I am and will be forever loyal to my Mystia, for she is the love of my life, and my bringer of hope.

>> No.6055192 [DELETED] 
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6055192

I will forever be loyal to my Mystia. There is nothing that can come between our love for each other.

>> No.6055199 [DELETED] 
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6055199

I wish I had one...

I'll ask Kogasa out.

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6055203

>>6055199

>> No.6055213
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6055213

>>6055199

>> No.6055214

>>6055192

I recall you have some bad experience with things that fly...

>> No.6055219
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>>6055192
Kill yourself!

>> No.6055226

>>6055213
Clumsy moe

>> No.6055249

I don't have a waifu.

How do I change this?

>> No.6055256
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6055256

>>6055226

>> No.6055258
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6055258

>>6055213

>> No.6055261

>>6055249

she'll find you one day. you'll know when you see her.

>> No.6055271

Yes, I love my waifu very much.

>> No.6055274

>>6055249
Find a girl you like, and press a gun to her neck while the ceremony is completed.

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6055270

>>6055258
>>6055256

>> No.6055288
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6055288

LIEBE! LIEBE! LIEBE! LIEBE! LIEBE!
ICH LIEBE DICH, SANAE!

>> No.6055289

>>6054955
Seriously, what is the source of this picture?

>> No.6055292

>>6055249
Remove the yolk of an egg through a small hole without breaking it. Pour some salt into the hole you made to drain the yolk and patch it up with tape. Make sure it doesn't leak, because the next step is putting it under your pillow and going to sleep. The egg shouldn't be broken in the morning, if it is, repeat until you get an intact egg. Boil this egg and eat it. Don't throw the shell pieces, you'll need them. Place the pieces under your bed (you may want to put them in a plastic bag or something so you don't attract ants) and go to sleep again. Your waifu will appear in your dream.

As an additional bit, if you eat the shell pieces instead (easiest way is grinding it into your food) you will wake up as a 2D girl instead. You will not age, but you will lose your ability to feel carnal pleasure.

>> No.6055299

>>6055289
Chaos head

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/1104143#p1104455

>> No.6055301

>>6055289
Chäos;Head

>> No.6055321
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6055321

Yes. More loyal to her than anything else.

>> No.6055323

>>6055299
>>6055301
Thanks, bros.

>> No.6055394

>>6055292

Guys, does this actually worK?

>> No.6055407

>>6055394
No. I woke up as a 2D girl but I could still feel the caresses of my fingers upon my nether regions and the bliss of a rock-hard rod inside me.

everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>> No.6055454

>>6054955
Of course. I only have one waifu after all.

>> No.6055456

>>6055407
That's a lie. I tried it and I only grew 2D breasts.

>> No.6055505
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6055505

Indefinitely.

>> No.6055551

>>6055456
You mean you were flat as a board? Delicious flatness? Haa haa I want to massage them

>> No.6055564

>>6055505
Fukken every time i see that Thumbnail It looks like she's wearing a swimsuit and she's tied on a pole.
Don't ask. but every single time i'm disappointed that it's a regular picture.

>> No.6055642

>>6055551
Pervert!

>> No.6055653

What if my waifu is dead? Does it still count as being unfaithful?

>> No.6055684

>>6055653
She lives on in your heart, so yes.

>> No.6058767

What do you mean by faithful?
I do masturbate to a lot of girls which is pretty normal even for married guys but I don't change my waifu every week like lots of people seem to do.

>> No.6060388
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6060388

>>6058767

sadly, that's the ONLY way married guys get any...

>> No.6060598

>>6060388
Even people who regularly have sex masturbate, married or not.
So the question is does this count as being unfaithful when I can't even have sex with my waifu in the first place? I don't think so but opinions might vary.

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