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What have you done in your life?

>> No.6051250

Brought peace to Middle-earth

>> No.6051258

Look better and be more muscular than the guy in that photo.

Also I've gotten drunk with Batman.

>> No.6051259
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6051259

Tamed my little sister

>> No.6051260

Won awards at major academic events. Which is more than I can say for you two stick figures.

>> No.6051268
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6051268

Actually, you should be asking yourself that. No life can be called complete without ample does of Touhou!

>> No.6051273

>>6051258
I'm more muscular than him and I'm fat.

>>6051246
Lived it with no regrets

>> No.6051274

Almost get killed my whole class after a failed experiment with concentrated sulfuric acid and water

>> No.6051276

Built up enough regrets to build a house. But I'm too busy being drowned by apathy.

>> No.6051280

>>6051274
Elaborate

>> No.6051287
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6051287

I fucked up everything

>> No.6051294

>>6051280

I'm guessing he added slightly basic water to a vhat of concentrated acid, following by a slight splash of water onto his arm, further followed by him screaming like a little girl and panicing.

>> No.6051297

Spent time in federal prison for auto theft.

>> No.6051301

My best.

>> No.6051302

>>6051297

Were you assraped?

>> No.6051304

>>6051297
Did you get raped?

>> No.6051313

Draw anime girls.

>> No.6051308

I fucked that hottie in the one piece in that photo.

>> No.6051310
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6051310

I get caved on a daily basis.

What have you done with your life?

>> No.6051315
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6051315

>>6051246
>What have you done in your life?

Not wasted it chasing pussy.

>> No.6051320

>>6051302
>>6051304
No. Never ever submit to being a bitch, EVER. Even if you get your ass kicked, you'll gain much more respect. Once you give in and become someone's bitch, you're worthless.

>> No.6051322

i go to parties and fuck bitches because people praise me for doing that and i like being praised lol

>> No.6051340

Realized that a chainsaw would take approx. 5.2 seconds to go through the girl in OP's pic in regards to how thin she is.

Suppers' on me tonight guys.

>> No.6051347

Me on the left.

>> No.6051349

I've been ballin' erry day.

ballers gonna ball
haters gonna hate

>> No.6051358
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6051358

Lived life, fucked bitches, watched a shitload of anime.

You?

>> No.6051356

>>6051349
Arc, we know you're black but.....

Please. Just stop.

>> No.6051369

Look at that nerd trying to look cool with his baby face.

also here you go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5weU2olAl-E

>> No.6051377

I've played games where the protagonist have fucked a lot of bitches and achieved amazing things.

>> No.6051391

>>6051294
well, not like that, my teacher (now in jail) was stupid enought to take to the lab sulfuric acid 96%, that means acid with 4 % of water. And i kinda wanted an explosion so i "accidentally" hit the container and it went to a sinker full of water, and then BOOM!. My arms took the blunt of the explosion and half of my classmates had diverse burns. And the most beatifull thing is that nobody found that i was the culprit

>> No.6051411

>>6051358
>Pic related, it's me being kissed at an Autism clinic.

>> No.6051429

Sit on my tatami mat and masturbate to a 2D woman for 21 hours straight. I couldn't take it anymore after that; both arms were tired and my penis had no more feeling in it. My testicles were in pain and my penis was really sore for the next few days. Also, I had to sleep.

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6051440

Can't have a shitty troll thread without this pic.

>> No.6051447

>>6051429
Man, are you some sort of athlete?

>> No.6051467

Argued anonymously over the internet.

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