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remilias face after seeing twilights depiction of vampires

>> No.6045808
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>Dracula after seeing Touhou's depiction of vampires

>> No.6045817
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flandre after killing dracula

>> No.6045829

You are all just a bat influence on our children.

>> No.6045826
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go back to your coffin Remilia

vampires are undead, you know

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>>6045829
You called?

>> No.6045839
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6045839

What's going on in this thread?

>> No.6045855
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Anyone need an Impaler?

>> No.6045868
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>>6045855
Impaler? I hardly knew 'er!

>> No.6045872

>>6045868
ugh

>> No.6045873

>>6045855

>The atrocities committed by Vlad in the German stories include impaling, torturing, burning, skinning, roasting, and boiling people, feeding people the flesh of their friends or relatives, cutting off limbs, and drowning. All of these punishments mainly came from things people did that displeased Vlad the most; stealing, lying, and adulterous relations.

>adulterous relations

You've come to the right place. We have many like-minded people here, such as myself.

>> No.6045893

>>6045873
he was a hero to his people though

because he stuck it to the Turks rather than pay them tribute

>> No.6045894

how did this thread go from the reactions of vampires to vlad the impaler

>> No.6045897

>>6045894
vlad is the historical "count dracula" silly goose

>> No.6045914

>>6045894
Bram Stoker aparently based Dracula from him

>> No.6045922

>>6045897

>Silly goose

Ah, geez, you guys.

You guys, let's not do this here. To put in terms you fellows will understand, this is REAL SILLY GOOSERY, RIGHT HERE.

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>>6045922
<3

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>>6045893
>pay them tribute
>Dracula

>> No.6045933

>>6045868
aw man i fucking lold

>> No.6045947
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>>6045794
HAI GUYS, LET'S ALL GO SEE THIS TWILIGHT MOVIE! I HEARD IT'S GREAT!

EDDIE IS SO DREAMY.

>> No.6045956

>>6045930
ah fuck here we go...

Richter could kill Flandre and Remilia at the same time.

HYDRO STORMIN IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

>> No.6045965
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>>6045956
Trevor here, Richter is a loser.

>> No.6045979
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>Alucard before raping remilia and flandre.

>> No.6045987
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>Death about to kill all three for disturbing Dracula's rest
>Ritcher ran out of hearts
>Trevor forgot the whip

...no, he doesn't have an ex-boss that lives in Gensokyo. No he doesn't.

>> No.6046016
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If Remilia were a guy he would sparkle.

>> No.6046022

buffythelolivampireslayer.png

>> No.6046049

>>6046022
Wait, does that imply Buffy is a loli or a slayer of vampire lolis?

>> No.6046071

>>6046049
Yes.
>goolust 13,

>> No.6046082
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>>6046049
The first one implies a loli, that's good.

But the second one implies MANY lolis. VAMPIRE lolis no less. Then again, they'd be getting killed, that's bad.

>> No.6046106

>>6045987
>implying i used subweapons to beat death

>> No.6046115 [DELETED] 

http://www.youtube.com/user/desert0fox

This is my awesome YouTube channal

please come spam and rape me ^_^

>> No.6046119

http://www.youtube.com/user/desert0fox

This is my awesome YouTube channal

please come spam and rape me ^_^

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>>6045808
>Rachel after seeing Touhou's depiction of vampires

>> No.6046251
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>>6045839
We all know who the real vampire of the series is. GTFO arc

>> No.6046257
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AAAAAAAAAAAAMEN!!

>> No.6046267

Touhou faggots who are in love with the Scarlet sisters aren't allowed to complain about Twilight faggots

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>blade has entered the chatroom

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>>6046267

>> No.6046283

gary oldman is the only awesome vampire

but leslie nielson makes a good joke vampire.

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>>6046251
This is the real vampire of Tsukihime. Plus-disc agreed, don't bother arguing about it.

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>>6046284
>doesn't even have a route.
REAL vampire.

>> No.6046301
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Double-vampire. What now?

>> No.6046334

>>6046295
... OK, I have to know. Source?

>> No.6046348

>>6046334
IQDB

There's really no reason you shouldn't know it already though.

>> No.6046364

>>6046334
Melty Blood.

>> No.6046413
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I'm the strongest vampire!

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>>6046251
Of course, that title is all yours, the Princess of the Moon is the Ultimate Being and not a third rate vampire after all.

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>>6046413
Foolish child.
You are so young and restless.
We have been here for much longer.

Hush now, the elders are communing.

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>>6047617
Strong words for a NEET-squid that relies on retarded prey bumbling on it to hunt.

>> No.6047637
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HAI GUIZE WAT GOIN ON DIS THRUD

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