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Patchouli is the best Patchouli.
That said, let's have a Patchouli thread.

>> No.6045363

I wish Patchouli would stick her tongue in my mouth.

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>> No.6045371

I want to make sweet, passionate, unending love to her frail and possibly smelly magician body. From her lips to her feet.

>> No.6045377 [DELETED] 

Disgusting. Generic. Shitty.

Hell, a new synonym for all of the above: Scarlet Devil Mansion.

>> No.6045376

>>6045363
No.

>> No.6045382

>>6045370
summer is almost over.

>>>/a/

>> No.6045384

i think that Sakuya is a slightly better Patchouli

>> No.6045385
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>> No.6045386

>>6045377
How do you feel about Marisa, Scandy?

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Wanted a full fledged poseable Nendo. But this will do I suppose.

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>>6045382

>> No.6045398 [DELETED] 

>>6045386

boring

>> No.6045396

>>6045393
Secure trip using reaction image poster. Quality detected.

>> No.6045401

Pichula Conocimiento

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>>6045396

>> No.6045431
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HAEC EST PATCHOVLAE

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>>6045431
Και εμένα μου αρέσει η patcouli

>> No.6045446 [DELETED] 

Can I post Patchouli guro now?

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>>6045446

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>>6045446
please don't

>> No.6045471

>>6045446

Go ahead. Turn the key.

>> No.6045487

>>6045446
>>6045464
I prefer to see you getting cut. Post some guro of yourself, faggot

>> No.6045488

>>6045446

I'M WAITING.

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>>6045446

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QVOD NATVRA DAT, PATCHOVLI NON PRAESTAT

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>Scandaroon posts
>billion replies
Patchouli thread, people. Post Patchouli.

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>> No.6045510 [DELETED] 

>>6045487

I like being hurt. I can cut up myself and take pictures if you really want.

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>>6045510

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>>6045510

>> No.6045534

Anyone have that pic of patchouli where she's pointing and it says "Arrest him"?

>> No.6045542

>>6045510
Except the person in the picture isn't you, because you are too much of a pussy by using someone's picture but claiming "it's-a-me-Scandroolly!"

Time stamps, faggot. Do it.

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>>6045542
This thread is not about Scandaroon possible masochistic tenancies, it's about Patchouli.

Now everyone stop talking and post some Patchy.

>> No.6045564 [DELETED] 

Well I don't usually take pictures of my actions

I do have a pictur eof my bloody sink though

>> No.6045574

>>6045564
Sandaroon is an emotional faggot who needs to be locked up for his failed attempt at life.

GTFO of /jp/ and go get a job, and never come back, you faggot.

>> No.6045578
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I would step up behind her, and hug her gently. Give her a peck on the cheek and ask how the food is coming along. She would drone on a bit about how she is roughly 5/6ths through the cooking process, and that some of the ingredients were mediocre at best. I'd laugh and squeeze her again, not too hard though. I don't want to hurt the baby.

I close my eyes and get a whiff of Patchy's hair, and the food she's cooking. My hands make their way around to her stomach, where the little bulge is growing. Neither of us have felt a kick yet...but we know we will one day soon. I kiss her cheek again, and help by setting the table.

You see, Patchy has been my waifu for many months now. This miracle is proof that fapping into my Patchy onahole is enough to make wishes come true.

I live happily for a long long time, with my waifu, Patchouli Knowledge.

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should post this in the 12.3 thread, but what the hell

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>>6045564
You are a coward. Case closed. Get the fuck out of here.

Now, Patchouli time.

>> No.6045587 [DELETED] 

>>6045574

You're just mad. I was born incredibly hypersensitive and compassionate. Other people's pain is also mine, and it fuels my desire. I am a GOOD person, friend, far better than you.

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Patchy inside of Flan

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>>6045587

Heh.

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>>6045580
Speaking of which, I should get back to playing Hisoutensoku one day.

I haven't Chinese Girl'd in forever

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/jp/ I have a problem. I can't stop fapping to Patchouli.

What should I do?

>> No.6045648 [DELETED] 

>>6045619

What's so funny about that?

In fact: I have a hypothesis that the sheer amount of compassion I had destroyed my mind entirely and made me an asshole.

You see, I was a very nice and polite kid..

>> No.6045652

>>6045639
Switch to Hong Meiling masterrace

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>>6045639
Cum.
That should fix your problem

>> No.6045654

>>6045648
This thread has taken the weirdest fucking turn

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She's scared, jp/. What do you do?

>> No.6045663

>>6045587
>>6045648

What the fuck am I reading?

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>>6045654
If you would just ignore it, it would still just be a Patchouli thread.

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>>6045658
Hold close
Tell her everything will be alright
Get eaten by a blonde hared vampire loli

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>> No.6045689

How to make a Patchouli onahole:

Carry your onahole on your person for the whole day. Keep it close enough to your body so that sweat and general filth will be accumulated on the onahole. Do some sort of physical exercise for the best effect. Leave your onahole in a warm, poorly ventilated area for several days. You now have your very own Patchouli onahole complete with a realistic smell! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did

>> No.6045690

>>6045658
[X] REAP

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>>6045689
how rude and vulgar. please leave this thread.

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This picture would be so much better without the thumbs up.

>> No.6045738

Meido didn't like my pictures?

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EYE CAN PLAY TOO!

>> No.6046941

>>6045466
Where'd that come from?

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I have decided to apply for a library assistant diploma course.

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