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6044721 No.6044721 [Reply] [Original]

Lost my virginity today.

I can't even look at her, /jp/. Our lives are ruined forever.

>> No.6044729

>>6044721
What a SLUT

>> No.6044731

Should've thought twice before fucking your sister.

>> No.6044732

I wouldn't want to look at that thing either.
Vaginas are ugly as fuck.

>> No.6044739

On my first time, she wasn't wet enough so it wasn't that pleasurable. But I guess that's my fault.

>> No.6044744

Hand in your /jp/ membership card

>> No.6044750

>>6044739

And that's the selection that looks LEAST horrible. There are some legitimate meat flaps in that line.

http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-girls/fleshlight-toys/

>> No.6044759

>>6044744
You know people like ZUN probably get laid all the time. Would you stop him from browsing /jp/?

>> No.6044766

>>6044759

Sure I would, he makes drawfags look bad.

>> No.6044767

>>6044759
If you mean ZUN!bar, hahaha, no.

If you mean jp ZUN, hahaha, no.

>> No.6044770

>>6044759
Yes

>> No.6044822

I love my STU, I kinda want a fleshlight girl, that one looks the most attractive lips wise.

>> No.6045051

>>6044744
how do you know he wasnt raped?

>> No.6045066

>>6044731
Why would you need to think twice about something like that?

>> No.6045105

You disgust me.

>> No.6045115

I don't understand how people can use these things. What if a spider hid inside?

>> No.6045127

>>6045115

Like the real article, you don't stick it in until you've inspected it with your fingers and spread it around a little.

Also, they come with a seal. You don't just leave it lying around.

>> No.6045130

>>6045115
Congratulations, asshole. You've ruined fleshlights/tenga for at least a couple of people who had never thought about this before.

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6045135

>>6045115
>What if a spider hid inside?

Holy fuck I'll never buy one.

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