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What's sex?

>> No.6043424

In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (known as a sex).

>> No.6043438

>>6043424
Thanks you, i'll now escape with certainty such a question with your answer.

>> No.6043442
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>> No.6043447

keine is angry because rumia isn't stretching her arms.

>> No.6043452

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.6043455

>>6043447
She is angry because Moko has boobs.

>> No.6043456
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6043456

That's how you're supposed to impregnate your waifu.
Use her breast-pussy!

>> No.6043461

>>6043447
No, it's because Mystia wont shut the fuck up while she's teaching.

>> No.6043467

>>6043442
T-This happens when..... two tubular structures that run the length of the dick become engorged with venous blood.

>> No.6043476

>>6043402
No, it's "what IS sex?"

lrn2comedy.

>> No.6043503

Alice margatroid

>> No.6043518

> What is sex
It's love.
inb4 "What is love"

>> No.6043527

SENSEI SENSEI WILL WE HAVE CIRNO FOR SNACK XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.6043531

>>6043518
No mokou can sex kaguya but she doesn't love her.
sex is easy modo

>> No.6043532

>>6043518
inb4 Baby don't hurt me... don't hurt me....

and then, no more.

>> No.6043583

I am become sex

>> No.6043591
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>>6043583

Son, I am disappoint.

>> No.6043596

>>6043447
Is that so?

>> No.6043600

I wish I was a slutty cow like Keine-sensei

>> No.6043619
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>>6043591
Son, I am

TAAAAANK!

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>>6043619

ROID

RRRRRRRRAGE

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6043646

L'Arc(ueid) en Ciel

>> No.6043651

>>6043646

Unban Currybutt, put this in your name

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>>6043600
WHO SAID THAT?

>> No.6043676

>>6043651
i love you both but no thanks

>> No.6043763

>>6043527
slutwako

>> No.6045159

>>6043600

>I wish I was a slutty cow like Keine-sensei

I would like to be the fresh-faced milkmaid who goes down to your stall and squeezes the fresh milk from your udders into a pail.

>> No.6045330

>>6043676

son.

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>>6045330
mom?

>> No.6045342

"I am going to bump my posts like the attention seeking whore I actually am"

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>>6045337

Son, I am disappoint.

>> No.6045352

Why is Mokou in a classroom? Isn't she like 1000 years old?

>> No.6045361
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>>6045348
i never liked arcueid anyway. i think ciel is better and i'm mostly an akiha/hisui fan

>> No.6045369

>>6045361

If you like !CIEL so much, why won't you invite her back?

>> No.6045378

>>6045369
because like sion, she fucks me when i face her in melty blood

>> No.6045387

I don't know what a sex is? :/

>> No.6045391

Anyone care to explain sex to me?

>> No.6045409
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6045409

Try as she might to avoid the subject, they're going to learn about sex one way or the other.

Faceless men will see to that.

>> No.6045412

hi

>> No.6045439

>>6045409
You just had to post that picture, didn't you.

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>>6045409
Are you implying rape? There will be no rape on Keine's watch.

>> No.6045675

>>6045672


Except for when Keine is doing the rape.

Caved, anybody?

>> No.6045678

>>6045352
She got held back a grade.

>> No.6045685
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6045685

Sex is when someone puts something in someone else's box. It is okay, but people pay far too much attention to it.

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>>6045675
I bet you think Sanae is a slut too.
Keine doesn't rape people, Keine keeps people from being raped.

>> No.6045716

>>6045695
by letting them rape her instead

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>>6045716
If that's what it takes...

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6045841

>>6045728

Keine confirmed for slut.

>> No.6045847 [DELETED] 

>>6045841

>Keine confirmed for slut.

>STARCRAFT TERRAN MARINE.JPG

HELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.

>Smokes victory blunt
>Looks hella badass

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>>6045841

>Keine confirmed for slut.

HELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.

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>>6045841
Keine takes the bullet for you, and you call her a slut.
Unbelievable.

>> No.6045869

>>6045860

Well, she does have the sort of sexy teacher vibe about her, and being a cow that gives milk helps too. I'm pretty sure she gives a lot of "hands-on practice" in her class sessions.

>> No.6045874

>>6045858
>>6045858
watch, now all the ww2 rp's will be sc2 rper's

>> No.6045877

>>6045874

Arcuid and Keine go a long way back. I'm not sure where their relationship went wrong though. Her milk must've been sour or something.

>> No.6045878

>>6045869
Please don't call sensei a cow. She pretends that she doesn't care, but we can tell it makes her really sad.

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>>6045874

WHO WANTS SOME?!!!

>> No.6045889

>>6045877
Probably when Arc tried to rape her, break her, and use her and her children to mass-produce milk.
Sensible women like Keine don't like that.

>> No.6045896

>>6045881
YOU WANT A PIECE OF MEAT BOY

>> No.6045913

>>6045889

Nonsense. Sluts are consenting by nature--There's no way she could've engaged in non-consesual sex with him if she was always willing.

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>>6045896

THIS BETTER BE GOOD!

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6045919

IT'S ABOUT TO GET HEAVY

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>>6045913
Well, she's not a slut.

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6045925

My goose is gettin' cooked!

>> No.6045926

>>6045920

>She's not a slut

Right, she's a cow.

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>>6045920

You sure about that?

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>>6045926
>>6045931
She's not a slut and she's not a cow. Please stop spreading those rumors.

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6045944

>Fight or flight? Yeah, right...
Unit of the game, of all games.

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>>6045926
Hey! My cow died last night, so I don't need your bull!

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>>6045940

What do you mean by "rumors"? I saw her make one of her students cum inside her 2009 times as a PE test.

>> No.6045966

>>6043402
its like when a penis goes in a vagina or some shit fuck if i know man

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>>6045960

I saw her letting a student grope her in a very sexual way.

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>>6045960
>>6045967
That never happened and you know it.

>> No.6045976

>>6045960
Ha! I saw her do that to a 2 week old baby!

I had to go to therapy for a month after that. DON'T ASK ME ABOUT IT. OK?

She also raped Aya, Sanae, Reimu, and Marisa. At the same time.

Where are the police/bounty hunters/aliens/Angry Marines when you need them!

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>>6045960

Seen what she wears when she's teaching swimming?

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6045981

You people are fucking disgraceful.

>> No.6045985

>>6045981

Hi, crowslut.

>> No.6045990

>>6045981
This is coming from the one who started up the rumors about her being a slut because she got off on them.

Now stay away from me, I'm saving myself for marriage.

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>>6045990
>>6045990
I've never called someone a slut in any publication of Bunbunmaru. Being called that hurts, believe me.
I may run a tabloid newspaper, and I may exaggerate the truth to the point of bullshit now and then, but at least I don't spread rumors as hurtful as this about someone who's dedicated her entire life to my own race for no reason other than being a genuinely good and loving person.

>> No.6046021

impressed this thread didn't devolve into talking about keine teaching other touhous about tailfucking

>> No.6046026

>>6046014

>someone who's dedicated her entire life to my own race

Wait, what?

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>>6046026
Keine. To humans. Like you.

>> No.6046043

>>6046034

Yeah, but you're not human, so what do you have to do with it, and why do you even care?

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>>6046043
Two reasons. One, people like you give are what give people like me such a bad name. Half-truths and exaggerations are one thing, outright lies are another entirely.
Secondly, and maybe more importantly...I know what it's like to be caught under a rumor of being a slut.
...it's terrible, to say the least.

>> No.6046118

>>6046096

>Secondly, and maybe more importantly...I know what it's like to be caught under a rumor of being a slut.

How? It was never a rumor. It was fact.

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>>6046118
No, it wasn't.

You don't believe me.

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Depends on what your definition of "is" is.

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I enjoy the thought of Keine doing it with children.

>> No.6046358

>>6046344
>Keine doing it with children.
Like in the new Pixel Cot. doujinshi?

>> No.6046361

>>6046358
Even that is passable if I disregard the rape and other things in my mind.

>> No.6046387

>>6046344
I never been all that interested in Keine x Shota doujins, it just seem too obvious of a set-up.

That is, until I came across that one doujin that also had sleep rape and mind control, which happen to be my favorite fetishes, Keine passed from one of the touhous I fapped the least to one I fapped the most due to that doujin alone.

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>>6046344
>>6046361
>>6046387

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>>6046344

>> No.6046459

>>6046344


Keine isn't using condoms?

What a bad teacher.

>> No.6046465

tripfag circlejerking, roleplaying... this thread has it all

>> No.6046479

>>6046465

I think it's funny when people roleplay their touhous as unreasonably sexless, nun-like figures in an attempt to put an end to slut jokes and fanon porn, especially when the character in question has sex a lot in fanon.

>> No.6046489

>>6046479
>Fanon
There's the problem. That shit isn't CANON.

>> No.6046495

>>6046489

>it's not canon

Neither is their roleplaying, genius.

>> No.6046502

>>6046495
RPing Touhous in general don't bring out good results, unless they get character developed or something.

>> No.6046526

>>6046502
Sup CP

>> No.6046529

>>6046479
Roleplayer here.
Honestly, I'm just dicking around.

>> No.6046606

>>6046529
>>6046529

Really, because it seems like you're trying too hard to shut down the slut jokes. You're encouraging them.

>> No.6046611

>>6046606
Yeah, probably.
I tell myself that it doesn't work, but every time another "X is a slut!" thread comes around...
Eh. It's not like it makes a difference either way.

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