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I`m you new sad overlord
Your originality and quality posts are truly a blessing to this board.
Bern is skinny and small.
I should tell Ronove to stop making biscuits.
>>6035459Hah, you make me laugh. That was good.
>i'm you new>you new
>>6035478is battler feeling up maria's tits?
Where is niggerdelta?
>>6035478Jessica is hot.
>>6035478You know what cosplay i dislike in that pic? Not the ugly one, not the fat one.That young Natsuhi impersonating a 50 year old mother. Fucking out of context.
Cosplay requirements: 1.Be ugly. 2.Look completely different from the character you're cosplaying.Seriously, its difficult to find a decent cosplay.
>>603553400 looks stoned as hell
>>6035478>>6035500This is bad. No FAT+FAT love confession being so horribly FAT it's good, nor the chubby smirkface Beato actually being the best Beato cosplayer ever - this pic just hurts.
I realy like this cosplay
Requesting fat + fat confession
>>6035581WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT
>>6035581At least she has a nice wig....
>>6035541I must find her and fuck her with the costume on.
>>6035582That is real Rena
>>6035612I'm sure Rena is japanese.....and not fat.(and sometimes dead.)
>>6035618Real Rena would be in her late thirties by now.
>>6035623>late thirtiesisn't it sad...
>>6035630Just because she'd be in her thirties doesn't mean she wouldn't be hot anymore. Remember Higurashi Kai?
I love it when Japs try to cosplay their Caucasian anime characters and fail miserably.It makes my master race blood boil when they try to imitate us.
>>6035664sure "mr.master race"
>>6035664>CacasianThey are only caucasian if they are said to be caucasian.(like Louise and Patricia Martin)Plus white cosplayers most of the time looks terrible(bad wigs or cheap accessories) or too old.
>>6035435>>6035445THAT IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WAIFU
>>6035673All the hair dye and master tailoring in the world won't save her face from looking like a chimp's.Deal with it, uglies.
>>6035684And i bet you think that Bern in the OP pic looks hot.
>>6035677All fucking anime characters are Caucasian besides fucking Golgo. It doesn't matter if the fucking author says they're Japs, he's a fucking liar.I bet you also think loli doujins that state the clearly 13 year old loli is 18+ are telling the truth.
>>6035664This might just be because i'm not white but white cosplayers usually look.....out of place.(can't think of a better way to put it)
>>6035685She's clearly not pure-blooded Caucasian, she looks like some Indian half-breed with a ton of fat genes shoved up her DNA's ass.
>>6035692>Caucasian thinking everything belongs to his raceWe already did this once
>>6035699That's because they're ugly. Ugly Japs look even worse than ugly Caucasians.The only race worse at cosplaying is niggers.
>>6035715tis true ugly and black people should not cosplay.
>>6035708What the fuck are you talking about?If the anime characters were niggers or Japs I wouldn't give a shit. But they're all white caucasian males and females. The only asian Touhou I can even think of is Hong, and that's not even Japanese.
>>6035727So just how are they white?
Heh, look at all the minorities trying to bring down the superior white man.You were all slaves for a reason. The only reason you're free now is because we allowed it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKTvFhRbBt8Now everybody shut up.
>>6035727Reimu and Sanae are mikos.
>>6035732Well, vampires are from the West for one.
>>6035740So?I could put on a miko dress and move to Japan myself. Would that make me Japanese?Zun can call them Nips as long as he wants, it doesn't change the fact that he draws them as Caucasians.
>>6035744We know Marisa,Remilia,Flan,Patchy and Alice are white.
>>6035760She would be cute if her nose was smaller and her jaw was less square.but she did a good job.(i'm so tired of seeing ugly western people cosplaying we need more cute white girls)
>>6035770I think you mean she would be cute if she dropped a dimension.(i'm so tired of seeing disgusting 3D people cosplaying we need more cute 2D people)
>>6035737>Off course. Is there any westerner felt that anime are based on them? OMG, really ignorant..>I watched anime for 14 years and did't even assume a bit if they were westerner. O_O>No offense but seriously honest.
While we are on the subject why are 2d white people usually annoying or stupid?Pic related.
While we are on the subject why is 3D always revolting and imperfect?Pic related
>>6035874Her nose.(But everything else is very Rosa.)
>>6035874>kiev.uaUkrainan Rosa? Do want.
>>6035692You remind me of that proud asian(was that him)guy please don't say stuff like this.
That's actually the most accurate Bern cosplay around if you know the truth behind Umineko.
>>6035789Ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｐｉｇ ｄｉｓｇｕｓｔｉｎｇ ｇａｉｊｉｎｓ ｈａｖｅ ｎｏ ｓｅｎｓｅ ｏｆ ｒｅｓｔｒａｉｎ ｏｒ ｃｏｍｍｏｎ ｓｅｎｓｅ．
>>6035916I like this cosplay.
what's with the racism? don't we already have /int/ and /new/ to do that?cosplay is good regardless of race, as long as it's close to the original design and the person is good looking. sry black ppl not that many choices for you, doesn't mean you can't do it well.
What's the deal with fat people.
well while we are on good cosplaying
>>6039141New overlords no longer detect stealth or burrowed units.
>>6035493Yeah. I wonder if they actually know each other or she agreed to let him do that for the image.
I never knew Michael Phelps was Hina...
>>6039154Overseer upgrade, ne? Stealth/burrow usually doesn't come before you can afford one.
>>6035730Wearing 6 pounds of makeup and photoshopping their face so much that it doesn't even resemble what it originally was anymore doesn't count.
>>6035451This is a good Beato. Fucking Bern just has to troll the fat out of everything
More Ukrainian Rosa
>>6039167The Hina guy looks like a bro. I'd hang out with him.
>>6041220>>6035551Fucking BEAUTIESIF only all cosplayer could be as perfect as these lovely ladies.
All Umineko cosplays here are inaccurate. Just look at their fingers.
>>6041312>Fucking BEAUTIESThats something that will never happen to you. Or me ;_;
>>6041220wow white rosa is hot.I thought only white chicks would make better beatos, changed my mind after seeing a cute asian one though.
Eastern europe can into cosplaying
why are all the bern cosplayers just fat fucks trying to troll people?
>>6041984Cos Bern is just fat fuck who trying to troll peoples
>>6041714>>6041712>>6041223>>6041220>>6035874>>6035760>>6035557>>6035551Are the best cosplays here, and you are wrong if you think otherwise.
just realized there is no chance there will be hot bernkastel cosplayer making a trollface........no miracles.http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&biw=1280&bih=931&gbv=2&tbs=isch:1&sa=1&q=bernkastel+trollface+cosplay&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
>>6041220>>6041223Note how well the master race is able to cosplay their own Caucasian anime counterparts.Asians need to stick to being ugly and stop cosplaying.
>>6042007A miracle will certainly not occur.
Am I the only one who really fucking hates Asian cosplayers?They are always photoshopped to high hell (not saying Whites or anyone aren't, but) and when they're not you can see how fucking ugly they are. Asians look like fucking monkeys, and they can never have a real expression on there face when it comes to cosplay photos.Fuck Asians.Captcha: cultured excuses
>>6042048Not only cosplayers, but asians in general, though.
STFU FAG NO ONE CARES, ITS NOT IMPORTANT. I NEED TO JACK OFF TO TROLL FACE BERNBERN TROLLFACE COSPLAYBERN TROLLFACE COSPLAYBERN TROLLFACE COSPLAYBERN TROLLFACE COSPLAYBERN TROLLFACE COSPLAYBERN TROLLFACE COSPLAYBERN TROLLFACE COSPLAYBERN TROLLFACE COSPLAYBERN TROLLFACE COSPLAYBERN TROLLFACE COSPLAYBERN TROLLFACE COSPLAYBERN TROLLFACE COSPLAYBERN TROLLFACE COSPLAYBERN TROLLFACE COSPLAY
I don't really care I think cosplay is something...fun? Of course you should try to look like your character and stuff but... isn't it more about doing funny stuff and such? Enjoying yourself, goofing around, sewing the costume? I never cosplayed myself as I can't sew for shit and I hide my power level. As long as they are having fun there is nothing wrong with it. Asians/Westerns? Who cares? Characters are characters and as long as people enjoy themselves goofing around and doing shoots then let them. When I watch anime or read manga I look at the characters as people. I don't think of them as asian or western folks. Also there are bad cosplays in every country. It's not like you can cosplay godly because you're asian. Just relax, drink tea and have fun.
>>6042087cool story brobut unimportant as previous fag.Sexy Cosplay Bern with troll faceSexy Cosplay Bern with troll faceSexy Cosplay Bern with troll faceSexy Cosplay Bern with troll faceSexy Cosplay Bern with troll face
only decent Bern cosplay I have ever found
>>6042087I'm not against cosplayers, but when i will do it -cause i plan to do it yes- i won't be stupid to try one if there isn't a single physical common trait beetween me and the character.A fat person shouldn't try to cosplay makoto, bernkastel or every character who's supposed to be "tiny and slim".A black person shouldn't try to cosplay a very pale character.ect - where's the point of doing a cosplay if you fail at it ?
>>6042145could use maor cute and lolibut NO TROLLFACE? ;__;
>>6042160Bern is fat
>>6042175ooooOOooo DESIRE a dirty ver.?bribe to find erika cos in hentai modo
do I see slight trollface?
Best Umineko cosplay.
>>6042175>>6042239I dun see anything there, wut about u gaiz?
Bern took one too many trips through the chocolate pastry kakera
>>6042235almosti hate how fags don't know how to cosplaybattler has moar troll than bern wtf?
http://ja.curecos.com/character/pictures?id=122427o god why can i not access?
>>6042265you need to register
>>6042272VERY LOLIdoesn't look like maria though, hair/eyes are off.DUM BITCHES DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY ASS BERN. RAGE
>>6042284why the fuck is she on the floor?why the fuck is up with these bitches too?starting to feel how bern felt when she started going crazy.......
>>6042289i give up, too many fugly hos....
There are two types of cosplayers.Ugly and antisocial ones that do it from their love towards the character, and those who will be paid for taking their costume off at the hotel at nightfall.
>>6042306You can also group those two into a single one - fucking retards.Cosplaying is idiotic. Unless you actually look like the character, which is not the case 99% of the time, fuck off. Nobody wants to see your ugly ass ruining their favorite characters.
>>6042306Is this true? Can you find professionals at cons? Or do people just hook up there?
>>6042239Anyone got the unedited image?
>>6035665Holy fuck this one is great.
>>6045253Speishal for you
>>6045262>>6035665This girl would make an amazing Lambda if she hadn't used fucking crushed velvet for her dress.
>>6045262>fat girls having tea partay.jpgThey're both attractive <3
>>6042006But most of those are heavily photoshopped...
>>6045512They isn`t fat
>>6045322This is good
>>6041712IS THAT CHIE IN THE BACKGROUND?
>my face when actual decent umineko cosplayers exist
This thread makes me hard.
>>6046028>>6035916>>6035541MY DICK DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH SEMENMY BODY WAS NOT READOH GOD
>>6035440fat bern became canon after episode 5.
THE BEST WAY TO DRINK BLACK TEA
>>6046797I CAME!Holy shit, these two are the best ever.
>>6046810Yeah. Definitely my favorite picture of them. The signs really cracked me up.
WHY NO FUCKING RONOVEAlso the Erika was nice, need more of that. And hoping for Will and Lion in the future.
>>6046797Is that some MANgilia I see on the left ?
I`m the best George
/r/ing the FAT+FAT confession once again.
>>6046797BERN'S HOLDING THE SIGN THE WRONG WAY. WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT
>>6047669WTF? Female or male? Dunno, honestly
>>6047701I wonder if she actually wore panties there.If she did, it's not GaapAlso fuck you once again, Deen.
Why does every Battler look like a turbofag, he's supposed to be on steroids.
>>6047737Because all asian Battlers are female. And all western Battlers are ugly.
>>6047749This is a cosplay thread, not random interior shots thread.
that's a good cosplay
>>6047768Why are Zepar and Furfur so far apart from each other, what the fuck is this
>>6047749>>6047761Stop posting pictures of nothing.
>>6047809Fuck you. The second one is magnificient.
>>6047883It is a very nice ledge indeed, but the angel and depth are much better on the first one. Still, this is supposed to be Umineko cosplay thread, not pictures of empty rooms.
>>6047760>>6047809>>6047895Please return to /b/, meme-spouting faggots.
>>6047923I don't see how we're meme spouting faggots, we're just trying to preserve this thread from being overrun with empty pictures.Now leave if you're not going to contribute pictures of Umineko cosplayers.
>>6047681Shannon is meh, but honestly I like Battler in that one.
>>6047809that "lol Erika who?" is starting to get old and annoying..
>>6047768Goddamn, these people are HARDCORE. Mad props.I wonder if they had to rent that church to take their cosplay pictures.
Hey gaiz check out this cosplay! supposedly based off of rika
>>6045903IS THIS BEATO A MALE?
>>6048127This is good. Real good.
>>6048195thats not even Shannon
>>6048195a black meido is fine too
>>6048486Why should it be Shannon, it's just a black meido
Bumping epic thread.
Why is it so hard to find good Bern cosplayers?
>>6053815Because real faces do not contort that way.
>>6053815because the Bern fanbase on average is horrible.Don't feel personally insulted by this, I don't even know you. But everyone who likes Bern that I know is just an overgrown children that likes lol trolling XD and faps over how cruel she is.
>>6053840Of course they don't, but real-life troll faces are indeed possible. Wide eyes and a psychotic grin are a big part of it. It's just a good amount of them aren't even physically attractive.I guess I just can't settle for second best and will have to live with fucking Bern in my hallucinations and dreams.Falling asleep completely on your back and waking up holding her tightly is kind of off-putting for me, though.
>>6053815Because no one can substitute the perfection that Bern is>>6045953that girl is awesome though
>>6053848yes, because your two imaginary friends are her whole fanbase
>>6053848...that's the Erika base, since Erika actually does shit. I love Bern's cruelty because I'm like that myself (to an extent), but also because she's really an opportunist who prefers to watch how things unfold and then laugh about it to herself. If she can get moderately involved, she does. EP5 is a good example. She just sent in Erika using a similar story that got overshadowed by the Ushiromiya disaster to fuck things up. When things got fucked up and everyone had open wounds, she reached for the salt, lemons, and alcohol. The whole Natsuhi thing is a good example; Bern didn't do anything to accuse her, Erika did all the work. When Natsuhi was at her worst, Bern just stepped in and said "OH YEAH, AND KINZO NEVER LIKED YOU, EITHER!" Her becoming a GM was also a coincidence. It seems like she was just about ready to call it quits and GTFO when someone came up to her and asked her if she wanted to fuck things up some more.As far as "my" Bern, she's far more cynical and less outright cruel since I believe more in making people hurt themselves than actually hurting them. Whenever I "hear" or "see" her, she's pretty calm and incredibly snarky. I never have the idea of her actually going out of her way to do anything outright malicious, just being able to take advantage of when malice is possible without effort.
>>6053904Bern will never love you
>>6053913BULLSHIT SHE DOES LOVE ME
>>6053934Bern wouldnt love some who nicknames him/herself with her name on 4chan
>>6053934NO SHE LOVES ME, GO AWAY YOU SHABBY CREATURE
>>6053848Yeah Bern is lame boring person. Good Witch is Lambda, she knows hau have fun
HARMONY OH LOVE
>>6053980her best fun is too stalk that "lame boring person" though
>>6053970My nickname is BernFAG, not Bern.
>>6054371i thought its "Bern !FAGetWqs1I"
>>6054425Full name and trip. My original name was "Bernfag" before I got a trip...and then I just chose one at random that had "FAGet" in it.
>>6059032that is so dam kawaii
>>6059032this is kinda cute indeed>>6059296um..do not want
>>6050856based as hell