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>> No.6030597

When you open the book a gap appears and bites your dick off.

>> No.6030617

>>6030597
No it doesn't. And besides, who reads a book with their dick?

>> No.6030642

Holy shit it made into for Dummies series?!

Now this is HUGE! Touhou Japans largest cultural export and mainstream status, confirmed * 1000.

>> No.6030644 [SPOILER] 
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>>6030617

>> No.6030663

Gensokyo for Dummies
1. Don't get hit.
2. Shoot anything that moves.
3. Hold shift for focused movement.

>> No.6030672

>>6030663
that's danmaku for dummies. won't work on megamari or IaMP.

(am i the only one who red IaMP as lamp the first time he seen the letters?)

>> No.6030676

>>6030663
4. get all the powerups for extra lives & power
5. be at top for maximum points
6. turn off BGM, play Korn instead for maximum kickass
7. don't look at bullets, concentrate on your hitbox for dodging
8. don't play if drunk or high
9. bombing is fun

>> No.6030684

>6. turn off BGM, play Korn instead for maximum kickass

I hate you so much right now.

>> No.6030685

>>6030597
This is true. However, you'd then stare in shock at your bleeding crotch, feeling no pain, only to reach down and find a fully functional, pristine vagina. All your body hair would then fall off, and you'd grow shorter until you're indistinguishable from an adorable young maiden.

The gap would then swallow you, and you'd find yourself in a white room with another confused-looking new "recruit". You are left in this room until you become a lesbian couple, whereupon the gap would reopen and send you to Gensokyo as new Touhous.

>> No.6030709

>written by Yukari

full of lies

>> No.6030714

>>6030709
More like "Written by Ran, glory claimed by Yukari"

>> No.6030717

You're both wrong. This book was written by Chen!

>> No.6030731

>>6030717
she can barely read, she's nekomata, not great unmoving library

>> No.6030735

>>6030731
And? I never said the book was well-written. Half of it is doodles.

>> No.6030736

>>6030685
Don't forget about the silly hat brain surgery

>> No.6030748
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>>6030735
like this?

CHEN THREAD GO

>> No.6030751
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6030751

I don't know whether I'd trust a book written by Yukari, even compared to a book written by Akyuu.

>> No.6030756

>>6030751
Jesus christ, is that really official art? I distrust Akyu even more now.

>> No.6030757

>>6030731
Hey, at least it's probably better written than your post!

>> No.6030765

>>6030756
That's my reaction image notation.
Also, doesn't it look a little creepy how her eyes appear to be open?

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