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6026957 No.6026957 [Reply] [Original]

It's friday but you have no plans to go out for the night.

Why is that? Is it because you're a hikkikomori?

>> No.6026961
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6026961

cool filename

>> No.6026967

Nah, i am a NEET. Plus, i have no friends and find going out of the house to much of a hassle. Being alone was always the most relaxing way for me, being with other people just drains my power fast.

>> No.6026972

I don't enjoy drinking massive amounts of alcohol or talking to strangers. I'd rather read a book/watch anime/play vidya.

>> No.6026968

No, it's because I have no friends.

>> No.6026969

It's because it's nearly midnight and that I haven't made any friends since I moved down here.

Also tourists. Tourists everywhere.

It's not like I'm a socially awkward shut-in or anything.

>> No.6026975

Boku wa hikikomori nanka janai ;_;

>> No.6026978

your gay

>> No.6026982

Going out is lame.

>> No.6026983

I have no friends, and I am too afraid to kill myself.

So I guess I'll just masturbate and use my tears as lube, like every other night. Maybe bust out my old Nintendo 64 and play some Mario Kart 64... By myself.

>> No.6026985

>>6026957
Why should I go out? I'd rather stay home with mai waifu.

>> No.6026987

>>6026972
Sounds like something a hikikomori would say.

>> No.6026993

>>6026985
>>6026972
I agree with you.

>> No.6027046

My friend wants me to go drinking with her after she finishes work at 11. We may also get baked with my boss, and our old boss who got fired. Problem is, after working a hellish shift, I'm fucking tired, and likely to crash before 10. Even after downing a monster.

>> No.6027053

I don't need to go out
I'll hang out with my good friends on /jp/ all night!

>> No.6027078

Fuck you
If I won't find work in a month or so I'm going to get kicked out of the house.
And the best job opening I found so far was in a fish-processing plant as a production worker.
I fucking wish I could be a hikkikomori.

>> No.6027084

I have class 9am Saturday morning, I need to get a good night's sleep tonight.

>> No.6027096

>>6027078
>And the best job opening I found so far was in a fish-processing plant as a production worker.
Damn. Daaaamn. Mt condolences, brother anon.
I hope it pays well atleast.

>> No.6027099

>>6027078
>friends
>job
Why are you here?

>> No.6027104

>>6027078
Even i can get a job at a gas station. Some super market must hir someone to move something.

>> No.6027132

It's my birthday, and I'm sitting here reading /jp/, watching Stargate SG1 and drinking a can of 2.5% store brand lager.

;_:

>> No.6027143

Shit... I'm rewatching NHK right now.
I've been a hiki all the summer since I ddin't have money to go to the pool and I hate going out just because.
feels horribly bad man.
Today I'm studying because i fucking failed for 0.25.

>> No.6027147

>>6027099
I like Touhou and AliceSoft games? Also, The Sagara Family?

>> No.6027160

>>6027132
Happy birthday.

>> No.6027162

>>6027143
>I ddin't have money to go to the pool and I hate going out just because.

Underage ban.

>> No.6027165

>>6027143
>>6027143
>I've been a hiki all the summer

>> No.6027171
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6027171

>Allowed to go on welfare for depression
>Not allowed to go on for laziness

>Become depressed for a few years
>Get over it
>Have been lazy my entire life
>My face when I just realized laziness and depression aren't very different

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>>6027143
>I've been a hiki all the summer
>Today I'm studying because i fucking failed for 0.25.
Gotta hate you "summer hikkis".

>> No.6027167

>>6027132
2,5% you might as well drink water.

Also happy birthday.

>> No.6027182

>>6027143
>I've been a hiki all the summer

So I was just living normally and suddenly I developed a crippling fear of social situations that lasted the whole summer. You wouldn't think something like that would just happen out of the blue but hey. It was really strange, man.

It's like that time I was totally a NEET while going to college.

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6027195

>I've been a hiki all the summer

>> No.6027205
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6027205

>25 years old
>play vidya all day everyday
>no job
>still live with my mom
>dropped out of high school
>270 lbs
>never been intimate with a woman
>havent had a real friend since i was 15

>> No.6027209

Yeah, pretty much.

>> No.6027212

>>6027182
Well I can sorta understand where he's coming from. I'm in uni but I only leave my room to do groceries or when something in a course is obligatory. I'm basically a ghost student, I couldn't even recognize the people in my year if I wanted to.

>> No.6027224

>>6027205
same here, except I'm only 120 lbs

>> No.6027235

ELITE ✮ HIKIKOMORI ✮ ACTION

>> No.6027240

>>6027205
You had a friend when you were a teenager? That's actually pretty impressive. Everyone gets all cliquey at that age.

>> No.6027248

Im joining the marines to beat my loner lifestyle, don't think i qualify as a Hikkikomori, because i dont have any issue talking to people or going outdoors.

>> No.6027251

>>6027104
I can't get a job where I'd have to deal with customers. I tried, that doesn't work. I'd rather be in fish guts up to my elbows all day - not to mention it's the only job I can get that doesn't pay minimum wage. And minimum wage here is... laughable. As in, in the end(after paying my parents the money they want for food and shelter) I'd be left with something like $75 a month, if I'm lucky. And if I'd have to waste a third of my life for that, I'd rather off myself and hope I'll go to Gensokyo.
(yeah yeah, I know, there are starving kids in Africa who would kill to be in my place, but I'm not a starving kid in Africa, I'm a fat spoiled middle-European white dude with more mental problems than you can shake a stick at)

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6027387

Time for a Friday night /jp/ meet-up?

>> No.6027398

>>6027387
What a god damn slut.

>> No.6027407

Yes! I am a NEET but I like exercise and creating self indulgant IDM.

>> No.6027410

I went out for the first time in years wednesday night. My only friend called me to his house. We played some PS3 then we went to his friend's house in which we continued playing with his cousin and another of his friends. Then we all went to see The expendables at a movie theater. All in all I was out for around 8 hours in a row.

It reminded why I'm holing up in my house : I love being alone.

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6027419

/jp/ meetup.

>> No.6027426

>>6027419
レロレロレロ

>> No.6027430

I would definitely go out today, but there's a nest of really angry hornets outside of the door.

>> No.6027435

>>6027143
>>6027387
I lol'd.

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>>6026957
No, it's because I'm not a normalfag. Some of us have values and ideals besides "going out", drinking excessively and causing a public nuisance; but rather aspire to finer ideals in the pursuit of the arts and sciences.

>> No.6027439

I'm browsing /jp/ with my new girlfriend I met at college a few days ago (first one in over 19 years!). At one point we're gonna stop and do something together I suppose.

I'm ok with this.

>> No.6027459

>I'm browsing /jp/ with my new girlfriend I met at college a few days ago
>with my new girlfriend
>with
Wait, what? Are you serious?

>> No.6027464

>>6027459
you can't be that stupid.

>> No.6027465

Fuck off, OP. You don't need to be a hikkikomori to realize that "going out for the night" is utterly pointless and boring.

>> No.6027472

>>6027439
>girlfriend

Leave this board and never return.

>> No.6027475

>>6027459
Yes, actually. You might have seen me post about it a few times before I got the balls to actually speak to her. Saw her browsing /jp/ once and couldn't speak to her so I hijacked a random thread that and that gave me the courage to do it. Spoke to her the next day. It went better than I expected.

>> No.6027474

I gotta work tommorrow

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6027482

>>6027459
>>6027472

>> No.6027486

I isolated myself for a couple weeks because I was having a mental breakdown.
Tomorrow I'm going out though, even if things are going to be a little uncomfortable.

>> No.6027491

>>6027475
Really crazy if it's true. Like winning the lottery odds right there.

>>6027407
>>Yes! I am a NEET but I like exercise and creating self indulgant IDM.

Anon I knew we were bros.

>> No.6027494

>>6027475
I fucking hate you.

>> No.6027499

>>6027475
Have you two tried imitating the shit you saw in your favorite loli hentais yet?

>> No.6027501

Well, I actually have plan. On a few minutes, I'll be going to a friend's house to play some fighting games all night.

>> No.6027505

I was going to, but the person I was going to party with has a throat infection.

>> No.6027517
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6027517

I have eroge to read.

>> No.6027516

>>6027475
Is she still a virgin or is she like the other 90% of women on 4chan, a raging whore.

>> No.6027510
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6027510

B-But I'm going out tomorrow night. ;_;

>> No.6027519

>>6027499
We're both virgins. At least that's what she told me

>> No.6027520

>>6027494
>>6027499
Still falling for trolls

>> No.6027533

>>6027520
I'm honestly not trolling but I can tell why you would be skeptical. It's not like I have any way to prove it either (no, I'm/we're not going to camwhore on /jp/, that'd be a great way to shit this board up even more than it is).

I gain nothing out of trolling you, I just posted this to share my happiness with you all (and I'm saging as I post because I can understand why people wouldn't particularly care, metathread etc.)

>> No.6027545

>>6027533
You are now a normalfag and /jp/ is not the place for you. Get it into your head.

>> No.6027559

>>6027533
Where's your girlfriend? Tell her to share some details ITT.

>> No.6027587

>>6027545
Non-virgin here, Imma post in your board about toho and there's nothing you can do about it

>> No.6027591

>>6027519
She's lying to you, enjoy your used goods.

>> No.6027596

>>6027545
But you will never know later if I don't point it out, I'm just getting it out in this thread and then you won't even realize I'm here.

>>6027559
She's browsing on her laptop right next to me. Not sure what thread she's in and I'm not sure if she has noticed this one. We aren't browsing together on one screen, we don't exactly have the same /jp/ interests; she's a Touhoufriend.

>> No.6027611

>>6027587
Tohoo and Umineko threads are like a giant sponge which absorb all the /jp/ poop, so I'm OK with this.

>> No.6027620

I wouldn't post on /jp/ in public.

>> No.6027629

I have better plans, like staying inside and shaving my legs.

>> No.6027654

>>6027533
In a board that is 50% full of trolls/spamers/faggots you would be.

>> No.6027660

>>6027596
Anon I insist you have sex with her right now. I may die a virgin in 4 months, but if Anon succeeds in putting penis in vagina then I'll be able to rest in peace.

>>6027629
That's gay.

>> No.6027667

>>6027654
I'm not following your logic, sorry.

>> No.6027668

>>6027620
Why not? You might get lucky like this Anonymous.

>> No.6027670

>>6027660
Not gay if I'm a girl on the inside

>> No.6027671

>>6027519
Sounds like you're in for some nice genital herpes. Examine her vagoo closely before putting it in. If you see the slightest pimple, break up immediately.

>> No.6027672

>>6027668
Because then someone might WRITE DOWN MY TRIP. Also I really would rather not npost on a board filled with so mcuh NSFW content in public, even when meido is around.

>> No.6027674

>>6027660
You have AIDS?

>> No.6027676

>>6027660
I would be kind of put off if she was actually willing to have sex with me after only a few days.

Maybe later, ZUN.

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6027684

i'm agoraphobic and have no real friends, so I guess the cap fits. luckily I still have my girlfriend who I met before this shit got too bad so it's not all bad. she's asleep though..

>> No.6027686

Wait wait wait wait

>>6027660
>I may die a virgin in 4 months,
What the fuck, ZUN? This is your thread now. Explain yourself.

>> No.6027688

It's Friday?
Shit! I didn't make any plans!

>> No.6027696

>>6027660
I'm sure you'll be fine. It isn't like you are guaranteed to die anyway, just take care of yourself and try your best.

>> No.6027700

they just met
days ago apparently
with noted social problems
now finding it necessary to spend all waking time next to each other, to the point of side by side 4chan?

You sir, will have one HELL of a time dealing with that.

>> No.6027703

will you love me if i dress up as a Touhou for you ZUN?
I will even shave my legs and my beard for you.

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6027716

Crap, I haven't made my Friday night meta thread yet...

Guess I will wait for this one to die down.

>> No.6027721

>>6027700
Like I said, we're going to do something a bit later. Weekend just started so we're actually spending time together (or rather preparing to).

>> No.6027730

>>6027721


take joy in your innocence

>> No.6027746

Hikkikomori? No
NEET? Yes

I had originally planned on driving the 45 minutes (fucking dry county) out of the county so I can go buy booze but decided instead to put that off til next Wednesday since there's a beer release I'm waiting for.

Aside from that I have no other reasons to go out. Probably going to catch up on a few shows over the next few nights if I feel motivated enough.

>> No.6027758
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I won't go out until I defeat that fucking magician. Fuck you in the ass sideways with a poleaxe, Marisa.

Pic unrelated

>> No.6027765

>>6027746
>(fucking dry county)
America sounds so silly.

>> No.6028015

ZUN, YOU'RE BACK.

Answer >>6027686 already.

>> No.6028106

Was going to go out with a few friends, but I'm fucking tired.
I also can't be bothered to go find an ATM for my bank so I don't have to pay a fee, so not bringing cash would just be awkward.

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