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Incredible ride

>> No.6022451

little bone no longer stuck

>> No.6022465
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Please...
Stop it...

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>>6022465
It's ok, Mystia, for I, Micheal Wittman is here to protect you form the gluttonous Yuyuko.

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>>6022465
It's ok, Mystia, for I, Micheal Wittman, am here to protect you form the gluttonous Yuyuko.

>> No.6022475
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no mystia, you're way too delicious

>> No.6022476

Consuming Mrs. Lorelei is not permitted within this area; take your tomfoolery elsewhere!

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>>6022465
It's ok, Mystia, for I, Micheal Wittman, am here to protect you from the gluttonous Yuyuko.

>> No.6022480

Yuyuko did not eat Mystia. Yuyuko did not eat Mystia. She didn't do it She didn't do it She did not do it.

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>>6022465
Do not fear, my dear Mystia, for I, Micheal Wittman, am here to protect you from the gluttonous Yuyuko.

>> No.6022489

>>6022484
Stop your false accusations! Yuyuko did not eat Mystia and does not want to eat Mystia!

>> No.6022490
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papa~

>> No.6022492

>>6022484

WILL THOU SPARE THEE ASSISTANCE AND OFFER UPON MINE TOO?

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>>6022478
No. We aren't doing this.
Find another Touhou, because if you or any of your WWII buddies come on to THIS Touhou again, I'm force-feeding you your manhood. As in, I will tear off your penis and testicles and force you to eat them, perhaps in that order.
Capece?

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>>6022490
Papa..? It's been nine months already?

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>>6022494
Really, I don't see you credited with over 150 enemy tank kills and having a chest full of medals to show that you have achieved manhood through bravery and courage on the battlefield combating the enemies of the Reich.

You don't deserve Mystia. I have earned her love.

>> No.6022506

>>6022494
You aren't Mystia. Don't pretend to be her or I'll send a virus through the Internet and explode your computer.

>> No.6022510

>>6022505
That IS Mystia, bro.

>> No.6022518

>>6022510
(Oh... I thought that was someone trying to defend their waifu.)

>> No.6022526

People pretending to be dead people? Fine. But Mystia is ALIVE, you bastard.

>> No.6022529
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Ave youkai es el peor youkai

>> No.6022541

>>6022518

Relationships are an "incredible ride."

>> No.6022553
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Oh Wunder! Fliegt sie noch?
Er steigt empor, und ihe Flügel ruhn?
Was hebt und trägt sie doch?
Was ist ihr Ziel und Zug und Zügel nun?

Gleich Stern und Ewigkeit
Lebt sie in Höhn jetzt, die das Leben flieht,
Mitleidig selbst dem Neid –:
Und hoch flog, wer sie auch nur schweben sieht!

Oh Vogel Sperling!
Zur Höhe treibt’s mit ew’gem Triebe mich.
Ich dachte dein: da floss
Mir Thrän’ um Thräne, – Mystia, ich liebe dich!

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>>6022553
You trying to hit on MY woman?

You bastard. Mystia is my love. Get away from her, you old coot.

>> No.6022631

>>6022529

Ernesto... WTF man.

>> No.6022812

oh wow

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