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6012228 No.6012228 [Reply] [Original]

Sup bitches, I decided to stop fighting the flow and become ultra lame like you guys.

I want to get into Touhou, where do I start?

>> No.6012232

Go play Mars Matrix.

>> No.6012252

well, coming here was the first step. just entering /jp/ makes you a lame loser for life.

>> No.6012268
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6012268

>>6012252
don't blame us for your shitty life. what happened to taking responsibility over your actions instead of blaming it on other people?

>>6012228
touhoumon.

>> No.6012324

>>6012268
i'm not blaming anything on anyone since i don't have anything to blame for, my life's been pretty good for me so far.

just saying the obvious, only weeaboo losers come here, so if he entered the place he's one of us.

>> No.6012333

>>6012324

We're all one big happy fucking family.

>>6012228

really though, start with Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil.

>> No.6012335

>>6012324
But here you are too.

>> No.6012347

IOSYS

>> No.6012351

>>6012324
>only weeaboo losers come here
>my life's been pretty good for me so far.

never attribute to malice what can be attributed to ignorance; you are not a troll, just a retard.

>> No.6012357
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6012357

>touhoumon.
k. Downloaded insane version.

>Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil
I'll get on that now. Tomorrow will be a day full of loserdom and magical lolis faeries. It shall be glorious.

>> No.6012363

>>6012357
insane version is not ready to be played yet. get either aqua-yui, or fr.

>> No.6012391

Fuck you Hawk, you won't get my Jap women.

>> No.6012405

>>6012335
duh. did i say i'm some alpha faggot? just because i acknowledge what i am doesn't mean i can't stay as it.

>>6012351
i'm not trolling. i'm a weeaboo loser too like you all, and by life being good to me i meant that i can neet all day.

>> No.6012427

>>6012405
>i'm not trolling. i'm a weeaboo loser too like you all
>Doesn't know the difference between Otaku and Weeaboo.

>> No.6012442

>>6012405
>I'm an internet tough guy, please touch my e-penis

>> No.6012443
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>>6012391
I've taken your loli faeries instead. I'LL GIVE THEM MY GENES. SOON THEY'LL ALL BE THE STRONGEST.

>> No.6012451

>>6012228

To get into Touhou, you must first invent the Universe. Or just download the games.

>> No.6012463

>>6012442
u mad? whatever gave you that idea? you're putting your own thoughts into the quotes.

>>6012427
because there isn't.

an otaku of japanese animu related stuff is a weeaboo, despite what japanophiles will try to invent to prove you wrong.

stop being so ashamed of your hobby, you're not an alpha and never will be anyway.

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>>6012463
>weeaboos
>my face when nobody here gives a shit about Japan

>> No.6012495

>>6012478
that would be wapanese/japanophile.

weeaboo stopped being an alternative to wapanese over 100 years ago. today liking animu related things is all it takes to make a guy a weeaboo.

>> No.6012501

and touhou is animu related. it has animu artwork, is made by a jap, is written in jap etc.

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>>6012501
>animu artwork

>> No.6012509

>>6012505
ok you got me, zun draws touhou in american superhero comic book style.

>> No.6012511

Where the fuck is Takamura?

>> No.6012512

>>6012509
He draws blobs sir

>> No.6012746

>>6012512
blobs with huge animu eyes, animu emotion symbols like the single huge sweatdrop and all.

that looks pretty animu to me. very poorly drawn, pre-schooler's level animu, but still.

>> No.6012758

>>6012478
>implying /jp/ doesn't hate japan

>> No.6012766

>>6012746
That's not the point.
>Animu style
That's just wrong

>> No.6014695
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Journal Entry #1 - First and Final Entry.
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So I start playing that shootem up touhou game. It was okay but I totally suck. Anyway I can understand how people waste away playing such a difficult game, even on easy it's kinda hard, I can't even imagine how lunatic is.

I move on to Touhoumon and I played that for a bit. I choose Reimu as my starter because she looks ultra denwa and because I recognized her from the shooter. I name her Stone, because like a stone she'll help me sink in the ocean that is otakudom. I can feel myself becoming more faggy by the second but it's okay, I accept this fagginess, I have absolutely no regrets. I stop playing after capturing a psychic bunnygirl because I got sick of grinding.

I decide to torrent Tsukihime because my friend always talked about it. "Aw man, dude. You get to fuck your step sister and some vampires! It's fucking nuts. People grow from feet, fuckin immortal priestess, blah blah blah, gragh bro!" I recall him saying.

But I always thought in the back of my mind it was just Twilight for boys from the way he described the story... The torrent is complete and There's no going back now, it's all over. I get a rope ready, I choose to hang myself instead of playing it. Sayanora /jp/-desu kun.

1992 - 2010

>> No.6014708

eat a dick, hawk

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