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[Anonymous No.]

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

[Anonymous No.]

キタ

[Anonymous No.]

SUGOI SUGOI AGAIN AND AGAIN ^_^

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So an Swedish Duck walks into the Japanese Bird's restaurant and orders some spaghetti.

After she's done eating, she gets up to leave.

"Hey!" The Japanese Bird yells, "You haven't paid for it yet!"

"That's okay," The Swedish Duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."

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>>6009088
Polite applause.

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>>6009088
so i laughed

i feel really bad about myself ...

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>>6009088

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>>6009088
An Chinese Panda walks into the Japanese Bird's restaurant and orders some spaghetti.

After she's done eating, she pulls out a gun, pulls the trigger, and then gets up to exit.

"Hey!" The Japanese Bird yells, "You haven't paid for it yet!"

"That's how I roll," The Chinese Panda replies, placing down a wildlife manual. The entry on "panda" read "eats shoots and leaves."

[Anonymous No.]

>>6009154

That's a mispelling. Though it's a homophone, the word you're looking for is actually "chutes".

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>>6009178
Uh, no.
Shoot - verb, gun action
Chute - tube thing, like in chutes and ladders

The word in question-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bamboo_shoot

[Blick Winkel !arWAHAn1/. No.]

>>6009178
>>6009191
A farmer has a storage bin where he keeps his bamboo shoots. He just inserts them into the chute, which is made of bamboo. A sniper killed the farmer while he was inserting his bamboo shoots into the bamboo chute, but it was all caught on film. It was a bamboo bamboo shoot chute shoot shoot.

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I laughed hard at "chutes". I really need to get some more sleep.

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>>6009237
I actually laughed.

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>>6009237
Massachuchu.

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>>6009237
Get off of /jp/ eris.

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>>6009237

>It was a bamboo bamboo shoot chute shoot shoot.

But if the name of the movie the footage was shot for was 'bamboo', and this whole thing was written onto the top of a parachute, then that makes it...

A bamboo bamboo bamboo shoot chute shoot shoot 'chute.

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>>6009590

You just made the wood chucking woodchuck obsolete.

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>>6009590

Oh, and if the parachute also had a bamboo motif, and there was a special bamboo storage bin for the parachute as related movie merchandise, then that makes the bin...

A bamboo bamboo bamboo bamboo bamboo shoot chute shoot shoot 'chute chute.

Cute.

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY READING DR SEUSS

[Anonymous No.]

the bird isn't cooking anything.

none of the burners are even on.

[Anonymous No.]

But those aren't spaghetti ;__;

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>>6009612
How do you explain this then, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese bird using the Force

[Anonymous No.]

>>6009634
different bird

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>>6009612

I guess that makes it...

A stove-faking, pasta-baking, often-posted, 'safe-from-roast'ed, white-feathered, fairly-weathered, cooking-trained, bird-brained Japanese Bird Cooking Spaghetti.

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>>6009653
Say it in bread.

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>>6009640
I guess THAT makes it...

A psychic-using, quite-confusing, mind-bending, never-ending, starwars-loving, mentally-shoving, stove-faking, pasta-baking, often-posted, 'safe-from-roast'ed, white-feathered, fairly-weathered, cooking-trained, bird-brained Japanese Bird Cooking Spaghetti.

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