/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

If you met someone who was exactly like your waifu except for magical powers and (some) appearance, would you actually try to get with her, and drop your stance of 3DPD?

This is somewhat plausible in some cases, as there might be a few girls in real life named Alice who like making/collecting dolls as a hobby.

[Anonymous No.]

It's more than occupation and name, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004472

You know

If there were an IRL girl who was as hot as the Touhou Alice, who was named Alice and who collected dolls, I would be hotly interested in her

[Alice Margatroid !3hRoneryhQ No.]

Go hard or go home. I'd rather not get with someone just to use them to channel a 2D character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004485

>was exactly

That implies it's her personality down to a T.

[Anonymous No.]

Nope
I don't want her to be real because it'd shatter my concept of her

[Anonymous No.]

Yes.

i don't actually hate 3d that much

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>6004504
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>who was exactly like your waifu
Some things just can't be replicated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004504
>>6004512
>>6004514


You all suck.

You know if you met an IRL girl even REMOTELY like the Touhou Alice, you'd be all over her.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>6004523
Well, sure, but Alice isn't my waifu so I don't see your point.
I like my waifu to stay in my mind where she's perfect, instead of dealing with whatever problems a real version would have, since the real thing could never equal up to my imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004523
Cool projecting bro

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>6004523

It might not always be Alice, you know. You could meet a real-life Patchy, minus the purple hair.

[Anonymous No.]

No 3D girl could ever be a match for Patchouli.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd use her as a human sacrifice to create a portal to Gensokyo, where I'd marry Alice.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>6004543

Isn't Alice canonically creepy?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone named Patchouli Knowledge in real life is probably a hippie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004557
sounds like they're a perfect match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004557
No, she's canonically quite nice. It's the house full of moving dolls that is creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004563

Patricia Knowles is plausible enough. Could be nicknamed to either Patty or Patchy.

[Alice Margatroid !3hRoneryhQ No.]

>>6004575
She completely ignores visitors, but at least she lets them in.

[Anonymous No.]

She's canonically polite, but she's rather creepy to be around.

[Anonymous No.]

Eastern european girl named Remy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004583

Well, wouldn't you be a little creeped out when surrounded by a bunch of small girls with lifeless eyes silently carrying out daily work?

Maybe it's just me who finds dolls creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

Anonymous does not really believe that 3D is Pig Disgusting. Rather, Anonymous is the perfect tsundere. He has been jaded by painful experiences in the past, and feigns indifference or disgust to protect himself from being hurt again. But peel away the tsuntsun mask, and you'll see that there is a vulnerable deredere core yearning to see the light of the day and receive acknowledgment and acceptance from others.

Indeed, every time Anonymous sees a girl that is even slightly interesting, in his own mind he has probably already planned their wedding and named their children before his tsun side catches up to him a few seconds later and rationalizes a hundred reasons why he shouldn't talk to her. For reasons of pride or shame or somewhere in between, he has to reject her before she ever has the opportunity to do so to him. That way he doesn't have to risk being hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004597

God? Is that you?

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>6004597
>Indeed, every time Anonymous sees a girl that is even slightly interesting, in his own mind he has probably already planned their wedding and named their children before his tsun side catches up to him a few seconds later and rationalizes a hundred reasons why he shouldn't talk to her. For reasons of pride or shame or somewhere in between, he has to reject her before she ever has the opportunity to do so to him. That way he doesn't have to risk being hurt.
Story of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004593
Yes. According to the Touhou wiki, though, she's not much of a talker either.

[Parsee !EenvyP4Ug2 No.]

Maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004605
Yes. Is that Margaret?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004597
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, CHARLES!

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>6004597

I tend to find reasons to hate people once I get to know them to some extent, and try to minimize interaction with them. If they insist on being a pain, I consult my own waifu on how to deal with them.

I tend to pursue anything with people I find remotely interesting and not annoying. Too bad I find most of the human race to be scum. The few pieces of non-scum I tend to try to keep nearby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004597
I don't hate 3D girls, but I don't view them as sexual or romantic objects in any way. That's what porn and waifus are for.

[Alice Margatroid !3hRoneryhQ No.]

>>6004632
I am glad you find /jp/ acceptable, Bern.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

I also learned more from observation than direct interaction. I was never rejected considering there was nobody in my life worth pursuing in the first place. Going to a Catholic school surrounded by complete morons trying to be as rebellious as possible...and then going to an all-guys school surrounded by tools.

Can't go after people you already disapprove of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004626
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I would ever meet a girl with blue hair and a side braid like my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004679

That the only thing you like about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004679
Why? Not like it's hard to get some dye and make a side-braid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004721
And she has to say "I'll kill you" when she is pissed off too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004767
This is a trait that is not terribly rare in 3D women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004793
But then everyone around must pretend that they didn't hear it at all!

[Anonymous No.]

No, it's better to have them remain perfect and unattainable in your mind than to face the reality that they're as flawed and terrible as everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004637
I-I find y-you acceptable, DollFager-san.

[Alice Margatroid !3hRoneryhQ No.]

>>6005139
S-stop making me blush, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004597
>planned their wedding and named their children
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

[Anonymous No.]

/gaypee/

[Anonymous No.]

> exactly like your waifu
Let me try to answer scientifically :

1) My waifu, for starters, acts girlish-ly.
My point? That statment alone removed like 90~99% of the 3D women as they're going around "i'm a woman of the 21th century lol !"

2) A woman CAN'T equal a waifu.
Both physically, both mentally.
If you ever want a Patchouli, well, good luck.
First you won't find any woman with long hairs like that (i mean LONG) cause it's "just a pain" they say.
As for the smart & kind & cute, 3D? That sounds like a good Bernkastel's joke.

3) ..... wait, there's no need to go further, look at 1) & 2)

[KOS-MOS !!EGaZwla24Ri No.]

>>6004632
Are you my waifu, please tell me you're cute =x

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ needs to wake up.
Each time you're watching an anime girl, you're getting used more and more to perfection, and thus you're running away from reality.
Women nor men are perfect, accept a woman as she is already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6005530

I refuse. I would rather delude myself in fantasy and be happy than accept reality and live in disgust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6005530
getoutofjp.jpg

[Alice Margatroid !3hRoneryhQ No.]

>>6005530
I'm fine wih 3D women.[/spoiler[

[Alice Margatroid !3hRoneryhQ No.]

>>6005530
I'm fine with 3D women.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, this thread is hilarious from an outside point of view.

[Anonymous No.]

> 3D women
> Waifu
Please, not this shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6005530
Nobody's perfect, but is it really asking too much for a woman to have some class in the way she dresses or acts? I don't think it is.

[Anonymous No.]

Would I? Yes.
Does such a girl exist? No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6005605
A woman can dress and act the way she wants to.
You don't have to expect her to be somewhat near your standards, it's called tolerance.

........ and this is why i've chosen a waifu btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6005614
She can dress and act how she wants, but it doesn't mean I have to pretend she's worth a shit. That's got nothing to do with tolerance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6005642
Easy anon, i'm on your side.
We just can't say that she's worthless, since they'll always be fags around who may like her.

[Anonymous No.]

Only if the girl is a virgin and will never cheat on me. But this is something that can't be found in 3D women so no, I wouldn't. Good looks aren't enought to lure me in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6005655
Just because there are people that fawn and white knight over fat camwhores does not raise the value of those fat camwhores.

[Anonymous No.]

Why? So I can project a 2d character on someone? I don't hate 3d either, I just couldn't do that. Feels bad, not loving who is actually there and simply using her as a medium.

...If I were to find a 3d woman, I can very well imagine I'd like her because of my own accord, not because she's somewhat similar to my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

I would fall for it at first, there's no way I'm so strong that I could resist completely, but I know now, in this state where I'm not robbed of any reasoning skills, that I would regret it later and curse myself for it.

[Anonymous No.]

But I am my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

But if she wasn't an extremely creepy loner she wouldn't be Alice. And if she was Alice she wouldn't give a damn about anyone but herself.

[Anonymous No.]

That can never happen, OP. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006368
Just curious, what would you do with Alice if you ever saw her then? Admire her from afar, or try to access her dere side, or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006380
kill Alice, keep Shanghai

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006380
I doubt anyone can control their body after seeing Alice.
Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006380
Steal her panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006398
Alice wears bloomers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006403
I'm sure she changes clothes sometimes.

[Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI No.]

>>6006403

No, she doesn't. Fuck off, fanon skum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6005530

Too annoying and stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006403
>>6006398
Alice wears both

[Anonymous No.]

I have no intention of having romantic relationshits with anybody for a several years. Even after that I'm not going PURSUE them.
I got more important things to do... a master plan even!

[Anonymous No.]

>met someone who was exactly like your waifu >except for magical powers and (some) appearance
>EXCEPT

Leaving out the two important elements. Fuck you OP. The answer is obviously no.

[Anonymous No.]

3d doesnt have purple hair or purple eyes.

3d doesn't wear frilly dresses and silly hats

3d is dead to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006403
You do know bloomers are worn over panties, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6005488

>If you ever want a Patchouli, well, good luck.

I'm very good friends with a girl who is, for all intents and purposes, Patchouli without purple hair or the urge to say "Mukyu."

She's weak, frail, wears glasses, enjoys tea, hates going outside, and is absolutely obsessed with books. When we hang out it is almost exclusively indoors and non-physical, sitting around and playing vidya games or whatnot. She also has all sorts of neuroses about things like bees, people watching her eat, and milk.

She is not my waifu. She can be fun to hang out with, but simultaneously so enragingly difficult to deal with. It's a hot and cold sort of thing.

TL;DR you may meet girls VERY much like Touhoes I also happen to know Yuugi, she's like 6 foot 5, freaking ripped, and is an alcoholic loudmouth but they're never going to truly fit your perceptions of them because you never think about the negative personality traits of your 2D waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006585
>never think about the negative personality traits of your 2D waifu.
Only retards don't think of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006585
>she
>6 foot 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006585
but if she really looked like Patchy? Patchy is not only her traits and personality. Those beautiful dazzling long violet hair and the silly ornaments, you just can't find those anywhere in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006613
The silly ornaments you can find.
But everyone would be too embarrassed or too scared to ear them

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006611

Indeed, 6 foot 5. She's even got long blonde hair. No horn, though.

I feel bad for her though, because most of the guys interested in her are probably gigantism fetishists.

>>6006613
Maybe if she looked exactly like the picture of Patchy that I posted, I might fall in love with her. Her negative traits can be fairly insufferable though, so I don't know if that would seal the deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006631
>No horn, though.

Get her one of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006631

>gigantism fetishists

Then again, I suppose I'm not much better because I want to dress her up like an oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>she's like 6 foot 5, freaking ripped

HelenXonpool?

[Anonymous No.]

Watching you guys take your waifus so seriously always cracks me up.

I'm incredibly pathetic myself (24 virgin, been coming to this shitty since 05), but I'll never for the life of me understand how you guys can take this shit seriously. They're fucking 2D characters, your "concept" bullshit can only go so far. Anyone who actually believes their waifu exists is either autistic or fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006723
I think you just called yourself autistic or retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006723
I've taken a break from /jp/ to go out and what there is else. It's hilarious to be back though. People can actually be extremely serious about this one moment and not care about it completely the next. I think this is nearer to the truth than that you believe people here are really only serious about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006740
You thought wrong.

Back to grammar school with you.

[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

QUALITY THREAD,

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006723

Could anyone post that "How to Waifu" pic for this guy?

But yeah I don't really understand you guys either.
You refuse real relationships because you guys think that everyone women is a bitch.
But when you finally meet someone with the personality of your waifu(which is perfect in your opinion) then you refuse to use the chance either.
I think you guys are just afraid of getting hurt or you are seriously setting your standarts way too high.
Life is not a VN so you should stop desperatly running after the perfect good end and enjoy the pleasures of loving someone,like in having someone you can trust and rely on.
And even if there is a chance of getting hurt I think for having this feeling,even if it's only temporally,it is worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006756
>I think you guys are just afraid of getting hurt or you are seriously setting your standards way too high.

Congratulations, you passed /jp/ 101.

In 102 you'll learn why we're correct in doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>You refuse real relationships because you guys think that everyone women is a bitch.

Being in a real relationship pretty much means accepting your life being run over by a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006786

I don't mind that.
That's better than the depressing lonely life filled with despair and suicide thoughts which I used to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004557
She's a youkai. Youkai behave fundamentally different from humans so naturally humans would consider it creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004472
I would still hate 3DPD except one.
So if I find a girl like Saten or Tama-nee(but redheads in reallife are disgusting except dyed)I would still hate 3D except for that one girl.
Also you still can't trust women

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006792
It's said she hasn't been a youkai for very long. I think she's just creepy naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006756
>think
We don't think we KNOW!!!
(Do you know 10 to 30% of all children born are illegitimate.)Get a DNA test now and see if your father is really your father...

[Anonymous No.]

I had one girlfriend in the past, all of the following:

-History of complete random promuscuity, boned more times than the number of bones in her body. Talked openly about other guys in the past, and wanting other guys in the future.

-Told me she had 'a little problem but don't worry it's not contagious,' which later turned out to be genital herpes. Fortunately I was paranoid about touching her and didn't catch it.

-Had a pregnancy scare with me, and I didn't get off with her once. I knew she was a total slut so I was paranoid about getting dick wet, after I thought about it I was 100% sure either she lied about being pregnant in the first place or it was some other guy's DNA.

-She said she wanted to get married and be a "homemaker," even though she couldn't cook worth a damn and her tiny bedroom in her parents' house had more bullshit clutter than my entire apartment.

-Within months of me telling her "things weren't working out," she ended up with some *really* old guy and having a baby. He wasn't even rich, it seemed like she was just desperate to find anyone who would marry her and get her pregnant.

never
again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006790

That's really sad, you know. If you can't be content with who you are and be happy by yourself, can you really lead a happy life?

[Anonymous No.]

If I ever met a real Koromo, I'd try to get with her. Failing that, I'd lock her in my room forever until she grew to love me. The only thing that turns me off of 3D girls is their personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006797
Well, Touhou magicians are naturally obsessive creeps. Dwellings of Marisa and Patchouli aren't exactly normal either, what with the former's tower of junk and latter's pretend L-space.

In fact, Anonymous would make a good magician.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone who actually believes that there is some good in 3D women are the ones deluding themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006805
>Talked openly about other guys in the past, and wanting other guys in the future.

Man, what went wrong in your head to not break up with her as soon as you heard that ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006814
At that point I was already distancing myself from her, she just refused to take subtle hints so once she ended up no longer being able to follow me around like a wart on my ass I ended up just saying I wouldn't be able to meet her for a while.

By that I meant "go be a whore someplace else," which worked like a charm because I knew she would do precisely that anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006814
That's a reason I want an a-sexual.
An a-sexual would never cheat on me because she simply doesn't have any sexual drift.So if I had to choose for sex or loyality I would go for maximum loyality all the way.a-sexuals probably also don't want children and I am 100% ok with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006810
Hey, Marisa's normal enough. Having a mountain of shit in your house is perfectly normal behaviour, right? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006810
Obligatory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006823
For guys it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006826

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006822
I once met a girl I thought worked that way, it's even how she described herself.

Then she hooked up with the most annoying bullshit emo looser in town, the kind of guy who wrote "poetry" that just consisted of monotone rhymes bouncing back and forth without going anywhere but using a whole lot of goth-ish words.

Fortunately, that was the last I ever heard of either of them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006834

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006822
When a woman seems uninterested it just means her libido is being spent elsewhere.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>6006823

I guess so, my rooms tend to be pretty junky myself and I end up finding stuff I didn't even know I lost.

>>6005516

3D guys can't be waifus, and I already belong to Bern. As far as what I want in real life...someone who's just as jaded as me so that we can hate on everyone together. This is why I like Bern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006806
Seems like I can't have a happy life without someone who loves me
Is that some kind of mental illness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006839
A-sexuals have zero libido and will never get it.
Like a-sexual men they fuck for the woman and they only think meehh this is just boring I only do it for her.
I also once saw a topic on asexuality.org where a man said to his girlfriend that he is a-sexual...and the first thing she said was 'so that means I can sleep with other men?'...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006851
Then adopt a kitten and/or puppy.

Relationshits don't work unless both people are self-reliant and well adjusted going into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006853
10 times out of 10, when a woman says she isn't interested it just means she isn't interested in you. If you come back the next day looking like a business executive she'll deny ever saying that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006756
>I'm desparate enough to chase around any loose piece of beef I can see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006756
>someone you can trust and rely on.

There is not a single reaction image in my library to describe my thoughts on hearing that.

If the typical woman could be trusted and relied upon, anons would be working harder to find them.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>6006866

People in general can't be trusted or relied upon...wait, scratch that. You can always rely on them to be completely unreliable.

Here's your reaction image.

[Anonymous No.]

>someone you can trust and rely on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6004597

DING DING DING
WE HAVE A WINNER.

Fucking nailed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006880
Except that when female protagonists run into the tsundere route they just dismiss the guy as a loser and pick either the richfag or jock routes instead.

[Anonymous No.]

you are all so pathetic

people like you make my existence all the more glorious

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006853
>so that means I can sleep with other men?

Seriously, whenever I meet a woman who is a strong feminist I point out cases exactly like this. Most men don't usually get misogynistic thoughts out of nowhere, there's some woman who throws some absurd shitfit or does something incredibly asinine to push them into it. We aren't born to hate women, we just end up crossing paths with some fucking crazy slut at some point in our lives and are wary from there out.

captcha "flaussed monogamy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006888

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006887

No one cares about those whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006888
Sup John.

[Anonymous No.]

Women are a nightmare in relationships. Just go someplace somewhat far from home and swing with random strangers. If one of them has an 'oops' with her pills then you've successfully passed on your DNA and it's her problem how to deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

I spent the better part of 5-6 months talking to this girl a few times a week, making sure she didn't feel down, making her laugh since she had a shitty period in her life, etc
Shit hits the fan in my life and I'm obviously not feeling happy enough to be all smiles and shit, never heard from her ever since.
This is why I love people, they remember the good things you did for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006904
Finding real friends is really hard.
But you sound like a good guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006904
>This is why I love people, they remember the good things you did for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006911
If only that saying "Good guys finish last" weren't true.

[Anonymous No.]

Set your standards too low and you're going to wind up with most/all of the following:

-Fat with poor hygene
-STDs
-Babytrap
-Habitual cheating
-Emotional trainwreck
-Constantly bitches about her problems
-Rejects all proposed solutions, even simple ones.
-Compares you with celebrities, hinting you're not "good enough."
-Screeches at you for not treating her like a princess.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not religious, but I recently switched to being pro-life to spite women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006915
Can you elaborate on that? It might help processing this if someone tells me what I did wrong. I mean, could be I'm the one in the wrong here, make me see it.
I 'm not even bawwing about being friendzoned or anything. I don't even like her that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006919

My standards are fairly low but not that low. All I ask is that they share at least some of my interests and be cute. I don't need sexy or LOL HAWT XD. A cute girl is good enough for me. There's nothing worse than being around someone with conflicting interests.

That's all I want but yet for some reason females still say my standards are too high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006919
My standards are high but I would NEVER lower them.I don't accept less,I hate guys who lower their standards just to be in a relationship.You should only chose something if you're happy with it never accept less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006934
Because you're supposed to settle for the lady with the hairy back and the marlboro throat affecting her voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006904

Same thing happened to me a few years back. It's the same in relationships as well. Women expect you to do everything for them while they give nothing in return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006941

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006919
Indeed, that's what you get when you set your standards below 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

The one and only girlfriend I've had told me stories about her last boyfriend punching her.

I broke up with so I wouldn't end up punching her too.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do all women think when I say they are cute that I want to fuck with them.If I see something that is cute I don't want to fuck with them.(at max hugging them).Why is every woman so much more sexual than me

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006927

That's worthy of a huge bro-fist.

>>6006931

You are not wrong here if you can honestly, truly say you did not ever think of talking to her as a step towards some sort of romantic relationship. She's probably retarded and thinks you were trying to boink her, and just gave up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006964
It's called the bitch shield, women become defensive when men display any kind of friendliness to them.

The counter to bitch shield: money.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread made me wanna go out and look for a girl to share my interests with then I saw OtakuBooty.com and immediately changed my mind.

Guess I'll be alone forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006964
Because double standards.[/spoilers]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006974
>OtakuBooty.com

..........not sure if I wanna follow that link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006964
Because women don't want to be complemented by men, they want men to be ALPHA AS FUCK to them.

[Anonymous No.]

-Short
-Slim
-Cute and round face
-Pale skin, no tanlines
-Long straight black hair with himecut
-No piercings (beside on ears), no tattoos
-Long eyeleashes, long nails, both real
-No body hair
-Quiet and very gentle voice
-Doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs
-White or Asian
-Virgin

I wouldn't settle for any less than that. And that's why I'll never touch a 3D woman. Because it's impossible to find a virgin, and even if we put that aside, it'll still be impossible to find a pale girl in this era of guidos who also happens to not be completely dependant to drugs, alcohol and tabacco. Very hard to find women with long hair too. And most of all, it'll be very hard to find someone who doesn't fake boobs, lips, hair, nails, eyeleashes, etc...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006981
But I am an omega.
I see sex as something you do with the one you truly love and if I want fun I just masturbate or do something different.
I am just to pure I think...

[Anonymous No.]

>Screeches at you for not treating her like a princess

The "princess" attitude is one of the most fucking annoying things in the whole world. You are a fat retarded ugly girl lagging behind on the bell curve of life, you do not deserve "royalty" treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006990

you will never find a woman to fulfill all of those criteria.

How does that feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007018

joke
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[Anonymous No.]

>>6007018
And that is why we are here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007018
Too bad for him, but I've known and still know several women like that, with various hair colors and boob sizes. Guess he isn't looking hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007039

[Anonymous No.]

>Most 4chan autistics want a woman who hasn't been with other guys

>Nearly 100% of girls these days have wild sex lives before the age of consent

My standards: 2D. Lot less emotional bullshit that way.

[Anonymous No.]

Why the obsession with virgins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006993

....Omega?So I'm an Omega?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6006981

This, this THIS THIS THIS.

Even though you may think
>alpha as FUCK
may be a dumb meme, that shit works too goddamn well, it is downright creepy.

Back in college, this girl in my class was a fucking annoying klutz who initiated a conversation with me and then thought we were "friends." This meant she would follow me around like a lost puppy all the time, and to tell you the truth I sort of couldn't stand her. I shrugged her off at times, acted disinterested, and was generally being a total fucking prick to her hoping she'd go ahead and fuck off.

It made her go from "lets be friends" to "oh god you make my pussy so moist I wanna bang you." She threw herself at me, I'm talking like, putting her bare legs up on my lap, rubbing at my crotch with her feet, laying on the couch next to me with her skirt up around her waist, begging me to fool around with her.

So I fucked her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007072
Omega male...
I am even 'worse' than beta males

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007067
Good question, guys throughout history have been favoring so I can only say it's no coincidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007076
>So I fucked her.
You should have manned up and and say NO
Then kick her out of your room.
(optional:fuck her brother film it and send it to her)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007067
Ruined girls tend to be more normalfaggish and less loyal. Why would I want to be with someone like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007078
Sometimes I think my life would be easier if I would be an alpha male.


...Then again it seems like I found a girl who is okay with me being an omega male.
(even though I thought all the time that I'm a beta...Fucking definitions how do they work?)

[Anonymous No.]

>My face when I consider myself to be a lone wolf but am actually probably an omega

[Anonymous No.]

The reason for wanting a virgin is to minimize the chance of her wanting to shag other random guys in the future.

But in the western hemisphere the chance of either of these things is effectively zero with adult women, so 2D it is.

[Anonymous No.]

> you'll never find a /jp/ husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007100

Omega is lone wolf. Alphas are the parents, whom their children (betas) are submissive to until they leave the pack on their own (omega) and have no other wolves to help them out until they find a mate and start a pack of their own (as alphas.)

[Anonymous No.]

I was treated like shit by girls in high school. One day, they invited me to a party and I was so happy. Oh so happy. When I got there, there was nobody, just me and the two girls. You know what happened next? Two big guys, probably on the football team came running in through the front door. They grabbed me and started beating the shit out of me for absolutely no reason, I probably could have died if they would have kept it up. Luckily, they let me go after what seemed like an hour of beatings, though. I guess they didn't want to kill me, since you can go to jail for murder.

I sure did learn my lesson though, never go to parties with women. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007118

[Anonymous No.]

We're losers because we're lazy and we're lazy because we lost hope in seeing anything good happen to us. The reason we are like we are is, a lot of the time, because we simply don't think we deserve anything better than this, hence the almost malicious self-deprecation we engage in. The laughter helps cure those feelings of worthlessness, if only for a while.

I suppose society is to blame too, we were raised on several ideals, one of which was that you will meet a sweet, kind girl and you'll both fall in love. Some of us kept on believing this for too long, and too late we realized that this simply wasn't the case and that in lieu of any such romantic tendencies there was a 'game' to be played with competing 'players' for girls affections (read: sex).

Basically, we fucked up, but we fucked up gloriously. We're the product of a confused age, an age that demands equality for women but bemoans the effeminate nature of modern western man, an age in which you are taught to walk on eggshells around them while they demand dominance from you in other respects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007141
Are you my conscience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007141
I never believed that I would find a girl.
I always thought I would be the lone wolf.
Even in the beginning of my puberty I had that thought.And even after changing my visions on the world I still see myself as a lone wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007088

Fuck, man, I wasn't about to turn down the footjob. It just went a lot further than that.

It actually wasn't that good.

Also, my roommate who thought I would never get laid walked in on us. I was balls deep in her doggy style, and he came in to borrow my vacuum. He got through "hey man I need to borrow- ..." before I went "WHOOOAAAAAAAAAAA!" She started laughing and my roommate just sort of froze for a second before backing out and closing the door, not saying a word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007141
Well when you're unattractive and social crippled it's hard to feel like you deserve anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007159

Yes

[Anonymous No.]

So many normalfags on /jp/ now.

[Anonymous No.]

To get back to 2D vs 3D, I just can't love 3D. With me it's become more of a visceral thing than mere opinions, I just can't look at them and feel anything good.

I'd rather just see a complete Islamic takeover of USA and Europe just to get rid of 3D women as what they became today, while the even more misogynist Chinese take over everything in the east. It's pretty much going to happen this way alread, I'm just going to sit back and laugh when the little princesses get carted off into the new arab slave markets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007184
>normalfags

Did you even read the thread? It's the exact opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007173
Then can you tell me why I am in a limbo between desiring a waifu and telling myself I am delusional?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007191
He's probably referring to these two bits of fiction
>>6007076
>>6007161

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007195

You're still judging yourself by society's ass backwards standards.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't feel bad about bitches and whores falling for shitheads, feel anxious hopeful for that enchanted Christmas morning when Santa Claus finally gives you a text message from her bawwing about how he punches and rapes her daily.

Well slut, you're the one that chose him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007195
Because you aren't devoted enough to your waifu. To those with eyes to see, the choice is clear, there's no sin in unconditionally loving your waifu and you aren't delusional for doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007198

Oh okay.

Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007198
>fiction

I had bad sex once, and that's fiction?

Jeez, I could understand it if I was claiming to have boinked a supermodel who just so happens to love Touhou or something.

/jp/ really is this sad, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Helpful hint for newfags:

There will NEVER be a 100+ relationshit/misogyny thread without trolls chiming in to say "my girlfriend just blew me, shit was SO cash," at least 3-5 times.

Just realize that they are more fat and less hygienic than you are, and only here to cause annoyance to the gullible.

[Anonymous No.]

The only pure woman I know is my older lesbian sister (she is 27 now) and I think she could be a-sexual as she is just to innocent with some things sometimes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007222
>The only pure woman I know is my older lesbian sister (she is 27 now)

Does she drink tea,wear frilly dresses and engage in tribadism while wearing silly headdresses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007222
>lesbian
>pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007263
no.
But she doesn't need make-up to look good.And she only has a b cup...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in favor of criminalized abortion, parental notification for birth control, abstinence sex ed in schools, and paternity testing on all newborns. And I'm an athiest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007280
just a note.I like small breasts more than big breasts

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is depressing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007222
You're a girl and her lover, right?

Of course you'd deny this since you're the shy little girl type and embrassed by the fact you're an incestous lesbian molested by her elder sister every night while blushing and protesting, despite actually wanting her to tenderly love you, right?

[Anonymous No.]

The solution to paternity fraud.

[derp !!nrwcS1q3p8l No.]

QUALITY THREAD;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007309

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007309
No I am her younger brother

[Anonymous No.]

You will never meet a 3D girl that's as clean as 2D.

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[Anonymous No.]

>Lesbians
>Pure

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007370
/r/ing Touhou version

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007370
Animes let you see the shy and kind guys are the best...Another reason why anime is superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007396
I'd be careful where you say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007395

1: Wear silly hat.
2: Shoot pretty sparkles.
3: Investigate incidents.
4: ???
5: TRIBADISM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007396
>Putting a 's' at the end of anime

Troll or normalfag.

Can't tell.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>6006990

So...you're into Kaguya?

I actually share a similar thing but am willing to compromise on the "virgin" thing with "not a slut." If she fucked around, then no deal. If she had a few boyfriends before, I really don't care so long as it's not some ridiculous number like thirty seven.

I'll also compromise on the drinking with "not an alcoholic." I drink on the few occasions that I go out with my guy friends, so it's hypocritical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6007284
*le knowingly tips fedora*