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6002344 No.6002344 [Reply] [Original]

>Power of Manipulating Density
>This is the power to alter the density and thickness of anything.
Does this mean she can make me penis bigger and thicker? Because God gave me such a small one i don't want to get laughed at by women.

>> No.6002352
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I wonder if she could make my skull less dense

>> No.6002359

She could do it, but there's a little problem with your plan.
She doesn't exist.

>> No.6002363

You don't have a penis, Anonymous. That's a clitoris. You've been a girl all along.

>> No.6002374

She can't create mass from nothing. Your penis is what it is, bigger volume means less density, more density means lesser volume.

>> No.6002375

>>6002344
>i don't want to get laughed at by women.
No, Anonymous, she manipulates density, she doesn't do miracles.

>> No.6002380

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.6002386
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Perfect little oni~

>> No.6002403
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let us talk about Suika's clitoris.

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>>6002375

>> No.6002432

>>6002386 Here

>>6002403
Let's not

>> No.6002442
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I have an idea
Let's talk about how alcohol ruined our lives

>> No.6002449

>>6002426
But she already laughs at my penis..

>> No.6002448

>>stick penis in it.

>> No.6002454

>>6002386
You love your perfect little oni and you just want to do everything for her.

>> No.6002455
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>>6002403
I'd rather want to talk bout Suika's uterus.

>> No.6002458

>She can't create mass from nothing. Your penis is what it is, bigger volume means less density, more density means lesser volume.
she can borrow all the mass she wants from the rolls of fat on his body.

>> No.6002462

>>6002455
How about we talk about her ovaries instead.

>> No.6002469

>>6002454
Now how did you know that?

>> No.6002485

>>6002455
it's full to the brim.

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>>6002426
There you are, my sweet Sanae.

How about giving good ol' Roosevelt a kiss?

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>>6002486
Heh, you're long dead my friend.
She belongs to me now

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>>6002486
>>6002505

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>>6002485
>it's full to the brim with its size expanded to almost triple from its original state; thanks to her ability to manipulate her womb's density, it managed to accommodate all that volume of hot, thick semen (just as her vagina managed to accommodate a full-grown man's penis that would be otherwise impossible for a normal little girl)

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>>6002505
Oh no you don't, Truman.

My Waifu is my Waifu. Now go and get your own.

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>>6002511
Hey, Spiderman, Remember when Sanae was for everyone?

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>>6002538
it still is.

>> No.6002547

>>6002527
good job missing the name field, retard.

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>>6002505
Oh no you don't, Truman.

My Waifu is my Waifu. Now go and get your own.

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>>6002538
>>6002542
Thread ruined
How 'bout I slap your shit?

>> No.6002587 [DELETED] 
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Where, may I ask are those lovingly cute little sisters that where with me yesterday.

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>>6002587
Did you happen to engage in physical contact with those little sisters of yours?

Oh, and has Anyone seen the cloudbuster I built the other day? I do believe I have misplaced it.

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>>6002587

>> No.6002630
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>> No.6002640

>>6002630
OH NOES, SUIKA IS GOING DEAF!

>> No.6002653
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>>6002505
Oh no you don't, Truman. Sanae is MY waifu. Go and get your own.

>> No.6002706
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Who needs Sanae? My wife is the best.

>>6002604
There she is.

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>>6002706
You can't have her, Heinz. She's mine.

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>>6002706
Who needs Sanae?

why the very best President of the United States needs Sanae, because she is the love of his life. to state that Sanae is inferior to anyone else on this planet is considered treason. and will be dealt with accordingly.

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>>6002706
>>6002741
Whoa, there, children.

let's all just take a step back and have a nice, relaxing therapy session.

>> No.6002775

>>6002741
You probably see penises in her spellcards, you pervert.

>> No.6002776

Freud-san is the most alpha of you all. He gets Koishi and Satori.

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>>6002775
Projecting? Interesting...

What else do you see in her spellcards?

>> No.6002806

>>6002791
Death. Losing all my credits.

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