Yukkuri cuteness is a miracle of the universe~

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Easy thread!

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Reimu's hair follicles-less body aside from her head is a miracle of the universe

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>>6001965
Reimu has a huge bush and you know it.

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Can't wait for this game.

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>>6001986
>yukkuri abuse

Poor thing...

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As long as there is no Suwako Yukkuri abuse in this thread, I am fine.

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I don't want to see any Rumia Yukkuri abuse, either.

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This tread needs more abuse

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>>6002044
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FUCK OFF

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I remember a flash game where you could pop some Yukkuris.

I could never find a download. ):

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Why do you like disgusting shit like this?

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Just stop with the abuse already. It doesn't make you cool and edgy.

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>>6002083
seeing these abominations suffer is a form of stress-relieve

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Tengu Yukkuri are best Yukkuri

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now the real fun starts

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>>6002097
Firstly, they're not abominations. They're the cutest things on the planet. Secondly, you're fucked up.

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>>6002126
By the words of the Geneva convention, I order you to stop right there!

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You have 10 seconds to justify why you like yukkuri abuse.

No 'stress relief' or 'they're annoying' bullshit.

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>>6002134
>>6002135
Just take their advice.

Take it easy.

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>>6002135
I'm a sadist

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I always feel a need to open up yukkuri abuse images, hoping that there's one I'll find where the abuser stops himself from doing it.

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>>6002135
Because it's funny and they are fictional creatures who can't die anyway.

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>>6002163
Better yet, there needs to be some guro stories of yukkuri abusers. Bastards need a taste of their own medicine. Sick cunts.

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>>6002157
I don't know how much more of this I can take...

At least no one has abused my dear Suwako yet.

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You're all fucking sick people.

Stating the obvious, I know, but it has to be said.

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>>6002172
This artists latest work actually is a Suwako and Sanae abuse story. But I hate it since I like Sanae, she's a good yukkuri...

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>>6002183
mishter, take it easy

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God Touhou just gets weirder and weirder

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REFRESHED!

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>>6002183
What's the matter bro? Not bad ass enough?

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>>6002185
I DECLARE WAR ON THIS ARTIST. NO ONE TOUCHES MY WAIFU!

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>>6002250
I can't believe I'm saying this, but...

I'M JOINING UP WITH YOU, BENITO, THIS ARTIST HAS HURT MY SANAE, AS WELL. OUR COMBINED STRENGTH WILL DESTROY THIS MENACE ONCE AND FOR ALL.

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>>6002246
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Dohohohoho.

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An oven mitt.

It sits there on the counter, inanimate. The dull-colored outer layer of fabric is decorated with flowers, contrasting the dark surface of the faux-marble counter. This is my kitchen… my home-in-a-home… my laboratory.

I pick up the glove and slide it over my right hand. Its interior is soft and warm. Making a fist and giving it a good squeeze, I savor the cottony goodness. Glancing towards the stove, I review my progress.

A large candy boiler sits atop a small fire. The pot is made of heavy cast iron and covered with bits of old burnt sugar. Inside it, a concoction of water and white sugar boiled. Large bubbles formed and burst as the water content in the already viscous syrup turned to steam. The candy thermometer in the pot reads 157 degrees Celsius, hotter than water could every hope to reach. I grab the wooden spoon next to the stove and slowly submerge it inside the hot sugar. Stirring ever so slowly, I wait until the temperature finally reaches 160 degrees.

The flame is killed, the spoon removed, and the plan begun.

Time is of the essence here. I remove a large glass syringe from its package and slip a thick covering of clear silicone over it. The insulation would make the device safe to handle and keep the sugar molten. I screw in a large steel needle into the syringe, which resembled a turkey baster more than anything due to its colossal size, and install the plunger. The tip of the needle is dunked into the syrup and the plunger is pulled. I feel the heat of the molten sugar as it is sucked into the syringe. A whopping 300cc’s of the transparent lava is taken. I move the pot into a specially made cooler to prevent the candy from hardening. The preparations are complete.

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I turn and face my prey.

“Let Reimu go, bad man! Where’s the food you said you’d give Reimu? Reimu wants to go outside and take it easy!”

The Yukkureimu I captured yelled from its prison, a glass box. It cannot do a single thing as its body is tightly pressed against the very small walls of the contraption. Capturing it was an easy task, requiring only a banana, stick, and footstool.

“Man, that was one hell of a trap…”

I snap out of my daydream and resume my experiment. I ready the tip of my completed syringe over the top of the box. Below it is a small porthole designed for my next task. I plunge the needle through the opening and into the yukkuri’s flesh.

Screams. Screams fill the kitchen.

The incredible heat of the syrup easily travels through the metal needle and into the yukkuri’s body. I watch as it tries to flail and escape the box. The glass box does not budge an inch.

“REIMU IS BURNING! HELP! REIMU IS BURNING! HELP REIMU! IT’S HOT! IT’S HOT! IT BURNS!”

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Its previous shrieks are dwarfed in magnitude and pain. I can’t even tell what it’s saying. It’s too busying trying to slam its face into the walls of its prison. However, all it can manage to do is rub its face against the walls. The tears it sheds boil due to the heat and form a line of scalded skin beneath each eye. Vomit is coming out of its mouth, but it’s mixed with molten sugar. The boiling vomit is stopped by the box and the yukkuri is stewed alive by its own liquefied innards. Super-heated steam cooks and loosens its skin. Thrashing, it slides off its skin much like a cook would peel a tomato. Only a few pieces of skin remain: the parts that were seared to the yukkuri’s flesh. The leftover pieces trace the path of its tears. The source of its tears, its eyes, are puffed up and inflated like miniature balloons. The fluid inside has boiled and wants to leave.

Pop! Pop!

The yukkuri loses its eyes. That must have been the breaking point as the yukkuri starts to gnaw at itself. It’s trying to kill itself. Teeth try to chew what used to be lips, cheeks, and tongue. Unfortunately, it is impossible to eat one’s head, so it just ends up removing all the flesh from its face. I clearly see a set of deformed teeth made of hardened bean paste. They are opening and closing, but only touch air, like a macabre teeth toy.

“GazZazbbahhhcc! Deeaaaaalllllllpppppp ttmmeeeeayomae!”

Having lost most of its face, the yukkuri is unable to form any words. Only wet, primal sounds leave what remains of its mouth. But, that soon changes as the molten sugar finally reaches the bottom of the yukkuri. By now, it was almost hardened and the yukkuri was unable to overcome the viscosity. The yukkuri is encased in a prison of hard, but still hot prison of clear candy. It wants to scream, to move, to escape, but is unable to do so. All it can do it suffer.

It wants to die.

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But, it won’t. The cause of its suffering is also the cause for its longevity.

Sugar.

Yukkuri biology is extremely compatible with sugar. Just by touching it, a yukkuri’s body will begin absorbing and transmuting it to sugar. Ingesting sugar has all sorts of beneficial effects such as increased awareness, recovery rate, and resilience for yukkuris. It also acts as a stimulant, preventing them from going to sleep and raising their sensitivity. By pumping such a large amount of candy into the yukkuri, I’ve essentially created an undying yukkuri that would stay awake through anything. And the best thing of all… it would be completely fine again in hours.

…

I stir the pot. The temperature reaches 160 degrees. I turn off the flame. I prepare the syringe. I turn and face my prey.

The yukkureimu looked as it usually did. No physical traces of its earlier experiences remain. But, one thing is different. It’s not moving. It only stares at me. Its mind is shattered, its soul crushed. Nothing remains.

I show it the syringe.

It weeps.

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>>6002302
At least it now shits in the correct direction.

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>>6002250
>>6002267


At least I can safely say that there is no Rumia Yukkuri abuse.

Please god, let there be no Rumia abuse.

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>>6002326
I don't think it's possible.

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>>6002326
Mein Führer, I'm bringing you a little gift.

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>>6002379
Ahh yes... I am very pleased.

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Fucking shitty jissouseki ripoff.

Jissous are so much more fun to watch getting tortured-these little retards are okay, but it seems everything touched by tohou becomes ever-so-slightly crappy.

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Are there any yukkuri apocalypse stories? I'd like to see one where moralfags win and pass the Yukkuri Protection Bill. A few months later, Earth's resources are almost depleted thanks to the huge yukkuri population.

Abuser vigilantes decide to act against the liberal sensitivity to save our planet...

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>>6002522
>moralfags

Go back to /v/.

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I can't take it easy anymore, after seeing all that horrible Yukkuri abuse. I'm going to splash some cold water in my face or something.

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I like how half of the non-violent stuff in this tread are cut-outs from abuse pictures.

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>>6002554
What moralfags have to do with /v/?

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I can take it easy!

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>>6001966
I know there is more to this, please give me more.

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>>6002663
That's life.

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teasing yukkuris is funny.

murdering them isnt.

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I'm not allowed to take it easy today, but this thread was something I needed.
Thanks!

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>>6004896

This.

Yukkuri abuse is like animal-abuse shit for people who can't handle it, and they try to justify it by saying it's "not real". The themes and content are the same, and you're all sick fucks.

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Yukkuri torturers are pathetic.

"Oh it's only just food in the end, who cares if I hurt it?"

Go beat a cow or a pig to death with a mallet some time then, tell me how you feel then.

Yukkuri torturers are typically those who haven't experienced death first hand, not just human death but that of an animal. Wrapped up in a comfortable cocoon of their own fantasy the life of any living being is broken down to little more than the mechanics of a video game, the primary source of worldly understanding in their life.

If you have the balls to torture a Yukkuri to death then prove it, go catch a stray dog or cat or something and do the same to it. I mean, they don't even talk so it should be even easier right?

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>>6004974
Pigs, cows and cats don't deserve it

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THE HIGHEST JUDGE OF PARADISE ~ SHIKIEIKI YAMAXANADU

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>>6004974

I've killed birds and I'm inclined to believe this man.

If you like Yukkuri abuse you're fucked in the head and will be a future serial killer. You scum.

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>>6004978

They would if they were wild. Any wild animal, given half the chance, would break into your house an eat your food.

If you find foxes, pigs and so on too tame for your tastes then go torture a fox or a raccoon to death then.

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Projection by people who feel the need to analyze things they don't like as ultimately wrong or evil
Projection by people who feel the need to analyze things they don't like as ultimately wrong or evil, everywhere.

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>>6004996

>Watching innocent creatures be tortured to death
>Not wrong or evil

Shitty rationalizations everywhere

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>>6005001
>Assuming innocence
>Pushing a "holier-than-thou" attitude about wrongs and rights

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Yukkuris used to freak me the hell out, but for some reason I've grown to dislike their abuse more than they themselves. Hell, in the right context they CAN be pretty cute.

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>>6004996
It's fucking sick. Torturing helpless things is pretty much the mark of somebody with potential to become a serial killer. I can't be tolerant on this subject, people who enjoy these abuse comics are just bad human beings in my opinion.

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You guys remember Umineko EP4?
You know, Evatrice got the power to revive the dead in the blink of an eye and the first thing she did was horribly murder anyone around just because she could fix them instantly?

That's Yukkuri Abuse.

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>>6005024

I agree entirely. These fucks are the kind that should be in mental institutions I reckon.

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>implying good or evil has anything to do with it

If you enjoy Yukkuri torture, go try it out yourself on a real living animal.

If you don't enjoy hurting another living thing for anything other than primal reasons, then you were a sheltered and obnoxious little bastard raised more by your media than your parents.

If you enjoy it, you're a sociopath. Note that this is not something to brag about no matter what you might think.

Forget concepts of good and evil, quite simply humans dislike killing things unless they are conditioned to ignore that dislike. If you're starving then you don't think twice about hunting a rabbit. If you're a soldier, you're taught not to care about the man you just shot.

If you're a middle class white boy who has enough to keep him happy and warm, you are incapable of killing something without feeling remorse unless you are mentally ill.

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>>6005024
Stop being so dramatic, they're just comics.
Who cares about the reasoning for the people who enjoy them or not, the comics themselves are just that: Comics. With bad art half the time to boot. If someone harbors secret fantasies of being a serial killer, they can do that. It's only the act of killing someone that matters.

Yeah, it makes you uncomfortable, boo hoo. Stop trying to make everyone else feel like you do.

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>>6005029

Look at this faggot here, he thinks he's a psychology major like I am.

Go back to computer science, kiddo.

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>>6005029
That last statement is hilariously wrong in at least a few ways.

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>>6005035
Why do you claim to be things you aren't?

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>>6005042

How so, I agree with him.

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>>6005035

>Psychology Major

My mom has a degree in psychology.

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>>6005029
>If you enjoy Yukkuri torture, go try it out yourself on a real living animal.
This already makes your point moot, as yukkuris are largely different from animals, firstly, yukkuris are fictional. Secondly, the act of going out to torture a living animal requires a lot of effort on my part, as opposed to reading comics, or drawing them, whatever.

Now, as for your whole "Herp derp, I'm a better person than you", you seem to be unable to grasp the concept of "This is the realm of fiction, I'm free of social bonds, I can do whatever I want." vs "This is the real world, there are rules of conduct. Don't murder shit".
So you enjoy yukkuri abuse? That's fine. It doesn't necessarily mean you harbor desires to rape babies and string up organs as decoration.

You, obnoxious "I'm so right" hypocrites stomping around are the only ones that really piss me off, I don't even care about yukkuri abuse, it's just that attitude that annoys me so much.

Fuck.

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>>6005035
>responding to tone

Refute my points, not the way I present it.

>>6005030

The exact opposite argument applies to the torturers. This thread was clearly made with cute, not horrible, yukkuri in mind and yet the torturers came in to post their stuff anyway. Who cares if some people like cute Yukkuris not being treated horribly?

They're just comics, badly drawn ones at that. If someone harbors secret fantasies of owning sentient pets based on their favorite characters, they can do that.

Yeah, it makes you uncomfortable, boo hoo. Stop trying to make everyone else feel like you do.

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>>6005068
> >responding to tone
This is what they call shitposting today? responding to tone?

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>>6005067

"Mommy a post on the internet made me maddddddd :((((("

Go cry some more to your horrible slut mom while your dad fucks you in the ass, boy.

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>>6005053
Nobody gives a shit about killing pests, and militaries show that it's disturbingly easy to convince people to kill other humans without crippling remorse and in some cases with no remorse.

Generalizations are bad

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>>6005067
You follow rules because they are set before you and not because you believe in them? That makes you a very immoral person.

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>>6005067
>yukkuris are fictional
>the act of going out to torture a living animal requires a lot of effort on my part

You only reinforce my point that your only understanding of reality comes from your fiction.

>Herp derp, I'm a better person than you

That's not it at all. I don't care for such arguments, I'm putting forward the idea that none of you have the balls to actually put to practice the stuff you talk about in these threads.

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>>6005084

>Nobody gives a shit about killing pests
>Generalizations are bad

How fucking retarded are you?

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>>6005068
Before we continue, I should probably let you know I haven't posted any images in this thread, otherwise you might attack me with false assumptions.

Thread hijacks aren't particularly rare, and there's nothing stopping people who like Yukkuris from posting cute images, aside from not knowing what Dump-chan is, and too busy being in utter shock at old yukkuri abuse images.

And yeah
>They're just comics, badly drawn ones at that. If someone harbors secret fantasies of owning sentient pets based on their favorite characters, they can do that.

Okay, when did I say you couldn't?

>Yeah, it makes you uncomfortable, boo hoo. Stop trying to make everyone else feel like you do.

Now this is just silly. Cute things certainly do not make me uncomfortable. I find it hard to believe cute things make anyone uncomfortable, except in a, "Oh god, I hope this little girl doesn't notice the bulge in my crotch" uncomfortable.

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I'd like to know what yukkuri abuse fans think of that gif of the guy beating a dog to death with a shovel, because it's essentially the same thing.

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>>6005099
Like I'm going to qualify every statement

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>>6005084
>militaries show that it's disturbingly easy to convince people to kill other humans without crippling remorse and in some cases with no remorse.

Gulf war syndrome, post traumatic stress syndrome, shell shock.

These things are all lies of course, never has a soldier come back from a war disillusioned with the cause he was fighting for due to the horrors he witnessed first hand. This anon saw through that old lie.

>Generalizations are bad

On this point we agree entirely.

Oddly enough, anon, those who excel in armies tend to be the kind of person who would be locked up as mentally unsound in any other environment.

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>>6005101
>Oh god, I hope this little girl doesn't notice the bulge in my crotch" uncomfortable.

been there

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>>6005101

All you're doing is countering your own arguments in a different context while failing to understand that the change in context was the point of my post. You're exposing the weakness of your original argument for me after I turned the wording against you.

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>>6005094
>You only reinforce my point that your only understanding of reality comes from your fiction.
What are you talking about? Do you realize the amount of work I'd have to do in order to capture a live animal, bring it in, kill it, then dispose of it without leaving evidence or rousing suspicion? Granted, this can change from person to person. Secondly, again. Fiction. Oh no, anything but the imaginary talking meat buns. They have so much to live for.

>That's not it at all. I don't care for such arguments, I'm putting forward the idea that none of you have the balls to actually put to practice the stuff you talk about in these threads.
You talk like you WANT people to go off and murder random crap so they can feel justified as they look at pictures of random crap being murdered. Otherwise, maybe I missed the whole point of these images to begin with.

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>Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI
Lol

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>>6005111
Yeah, everyone gets hit by those. There are absolutely no exceptions.

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>look at pictures of random crap being murdered.

This is where I put my foot down on you, sir.

Learn what murder means, you uneducated faggot, before you even begin to think of using it in an argument.

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>>6005135
Premeditated killing. Yukkuri abuse certainly qualifies in many cases.

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>>6005127

Then fictionalize the situation for me before you comment on it. You've just caught a raccoon in your cupboards eating your chips, do you:

a) scare it out of the house by whatever means
b) trap it and slowly torture it over the course of a few weeks, perhaps capturing a mate for it for the explicit purpose of breeding it's children then force feeding them to it.

>You talk like you WANT people to go off and murder random crap so they can feel justified as they look at pictures of random crap being murdered.

You misunderstand. Look back to >>6005029

If you can't do it then you were talking smack. If you can do it, there is something seriously wrong with you.

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>>6005141

Yeah. Of a man. Not a dough creature.

Murder and killing are not synonymous.

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>>6005121
No, genius, I figured out your witty "take my reply and change the subject" style.
I'm saying it doesn't apply.
See, the first post I replied to was one clearly attacking people who like yukkuri abuse, hence my defense. Your post resulted could be summarized as, "They started it, they should've made their own thread."
Now, you're only going for semantics, instead of actual arguing.

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>>6005131

see

>>6005111
>Oddly enough, anon, those who excel in armies tend to be the kind of person who would be locked up as mentally unsound in any other environment.

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Hurray for the worthless piece if shit janitor.

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Since we are making retarded statements, has anyone said yet that liking loli means that you will one day end up being a child molester? Loli is far closer to reality than yukkuris.

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>>6005146
In a non-human-centric world such as Gensokyo, the definition of murder must change to be non-human-centric as well. Or else humans could go around murdering youkai with impunity.

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>>6005164

>In a non-human-centric world such as Gensokyo, the definition of murder must change

That is not how language works. Please try again.

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>>6005145
B.
Now let me explain myself.
I'm not particularly sadistic. I have no interest in yukkuris one way or another, but this whole thing was just annoying me.
Secondly, raccoons probably bleed a lot. Possibly very noisy. I don't wanna waste my time killing it.

Now let's play the fictional role.
B.
Sure, why not? This'll end as soon as I want it to. I can summon an infinite amount of raccoons by blinking. I can clean them up just as fast. I don't even have to breed it, I can create children with an emotional attachment, to go further, I can also give the raccoon speech, and intelligence, to feel proper emotional attachments.
I can also remove all it's organs and blood and replace it with...I dunno....cotton candy or something. I have an unlimited number of tools on me, and I'm the only other living being besides the raccoons unless I will otherwise.

Why WOULDN'T I abuse this wonderful power?

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>>6005148

The first poster you replied to can make an attack on torturers should they want to, they're free to do so. You can make your counter based on that attack should you chose to do so.

However it doesn't make your argument any more or less valid than theirs is.

You're arguing like a freedom of speech fag.

Example!

Poster A: The holocaust never happened.
Poster B: FUCK YOU IT DID, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You: DON'T YOU OPPRESS HIM, HE CAN SAY WHAT HE LIKES SO KEEP QUIET! SO WHAT IF HE DENIES THE HOLOCAUST, IT'S JUST A POST ON THE INTERNET. STOP TRYING TO FORCE THE HOLOCAUST DOWN EVERYONE'S THROAT YOU DICK.

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>>6005173
>Now let's play the fictional role.
>>6005025
Wow, this comparison was accurate. What is it about omnipotence that makes people want to be dicks?

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You guys need to take it easy.

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>>6005172
My apologies. It must change if you don't want to be killed.

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>>6005173
>Why WOULDN'T I abuse this wonderful power?

Yes indeed. Why WOULDN'T you torture human beings for fun given half the chance?

That's the crux of this all, of course, it's not the animal but the human aspects that make Yukkuri torture so attractive. They cry, they plead, they beg and so on.

Basically you've just told me you would torture children if they were filled with cotton candy instead of blood.

Aren't you just the perfect example of what I was talking about? You're not totally without balls so that must make you a sociopath.

Again, this is not a badge of pride.

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>>6005194
>Again, this is not a badge of pride.
Says you.

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>>6005181
Because that is what I'm arguing.

>However it doesn't make your argument any more or less valid than theirs is.
I already know this. It's not like I can prove how much right-er I am then them, if I could, it wouldn't be an "argument".

Don't you think it's a bit ridicules to use a historic event as comparison to this? Nonetheless, I can see what you want to say.
>STOP TRYING TO FORCE THE Derp DOWN EVERYONE'S THROAT YOU DICK.
This is a nice way to summarize what I wanted to say.

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>>6005164
But youkai see and treat humans as food, so humans have the right to defend themselves with as many and as big weapons they could possibly muster.

Buffaloes never lose an opportunity to trample lion cubs when they get a chance.

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I don't like Yukkuri abuse because they're yukkuris.

I wanna see the same thing with the real touhous!

Cmon, someone drill Marisas head!

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>>6005205
> It's not like I can prove how much right-er I am then them

Yes you can, people have been proving how much "right-er" they are than others for thousands of years. It's the heart and soul of debate and society.

>if I could, it wouldn't be an "argument".

Go look up the word argument again. Here's a handy link:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/argument

Try to read past the first two definitions.

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>>6005209
Saw. Youkai saw humans as food. Modern youkai do no such thing. Furthermore, even back in the old days many (most?) youkai did not see humans as mere food.

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>>6005194
You're right. If I was given total omnipotence, why wouldn't I do whatever I want?
What's gonna stop me? You? A lot of displeased cries? My consciousness?
If I could recreate a situation over and over in my own personal realm, knowing that it will never be subjected anywhere else, and that I have complete and total say in what goes in, what's going to stop me from doing whatever I want?

>Aren't you just the perfect example of what I was talking about? You're not totally without balls so that must make you a sociopath.
Aw man, excuse me for being able to separate "Things I shouldn't do" and "Things that would be awesome if I could do"

>Again, this is not a badge of pride
Better than your "Oh, I could literally do whatever I want, but I better not cause it would be bad". Pussy.

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Nice, it was far too long since I saw some new yukkuri stuff.

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>>6005220
No, you misunderstand.
It's not like "I" can prove how much right-er I am than "them".
In this case, with this particular subject (yukkuri abuse, in case you forgot), I obviously can't.

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>>6005228
>Aw man, excuse me for being able to separate "Things I shouldn't do" and "Things that would be awesome if I could do"

Then I was wrong, you're strictly in the weak willed demographic that would shit themselves given half the chance proposed and can only live vicariously through these invented scenarios.

>Better than your "Oh, I could literally do whatever I want, but I better not cause it would be bad". Pussy.

Better than your "Oh, I could literally do whatever I want, so I'll make things worse" juvenile attitude.

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>>6005228
Even in dreams, you just don't fuck with sentient creatures. This is a well-established idea that I shouldn't even have to be telling you.

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>>6005239

Strictly speaking you can prove communism to be any "righter" or "wronger" than any other system of government and yet plenty of people bought into the whole thing during the 20th century.

It is not an objective truth being debated but it is still entirely within your power to present a more compelling case than the opposing side and thus be "righter".

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>>6005245
Why not? Complete and total privacy and omnipotence. Besides, they're only as sentient as I want them to be, right?
Maybe you don't.
But that doesn't mean I don't.

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>>6005224
Rumia and the average youkai does. Nazrin and that pet tiger of Byakuren threatened to eat the heroines, and boasted to have eaten human flesh.

When you hear that, most people would understands that civility and understanding is but a dream.

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So...What, if you have power, you're not allowed to use it because that's wrong?

Fuck you.

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>>6005259
Exactly. Just because you are an almighty deity who owns the universe, you should not destroy them all because it pleases you, but because they deserve it.

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>>6005255
>Only as sentient as I want them to be.
Okay. Just make creatures that react however you like without being sentient, and we're cool. Just don't make them sentient. There's absolutely nothing to be gained from making them sentient anyway.

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>>6005258
Ugh, more youkai slander. Do you have proof that they eat humans? No, of course you don't.

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>>6005259

Let's use another hypothetical situation here:

You just bought a new fig, it's "yours" and you have "power" over it.

Are you more likely to assemble and take care of it or cum over it then smash it to pieces just because you can?

The fig here is a placeholder, scale it up to whatever you want. You "can" break your toys but why would you?

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>>6005264
Fuck that, I made this universe for ME!

I'm the hero! I'm the villain!

Worship me or FACE UNEXISTMENT. THATS RIGHT.

THERE WILL BE NO HELL, ONLY A HEAVEN. IF YOU DO NOT PLEASE ME, I WILL REMOVE YOU FROM THIS REALITY, YOU WILL HAVE NEVER EXISTED.

If an angel trys to start a revolution, I won't toss him down a hole somewhere, i'll just uncreate him! Alpha and Omega, baby! There will be no differing opinions! You exist to service me!

Suck my dick, i'm GOD.

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>>6005295
Because it is my will!

I AM THE MALEVOLENT HAND OF GOD!

I mean shit, it's a peach. I'm about to do the worst thing I can to it. Eat it.

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>>6005301
I'm awfully glad that the real god isn't this much of a dick.

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>>6005323
Fuck you! Why do you think people pray on there knees?

So they can suck gods cock if he appears before them!

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>>6005244
>Then I was wrong, you're strictly in the weak willed demographic that would shit themselves given half the chance proposed and can only live vicariously through these invented scenarios.
Cool projections, but I'll humor you anyways.

I can only live vicariously with the power of absolution? Well, no shit. You seem to underestimate how vast total omnipotence is. Saying that you could live completely without it is just arrogant. You could live happily, sure, but not as completely as you could want...
Unless you're literally brain-dead when it comes to the creativity department.

>Better than your "Oh, I could literally do whatever I want, so I'll make things worse" juvenile attitude.
So what? Create a billion raccoons, make a little planet for them, and raise them all up in some idyllic raccoon-loving wonderland with bubbles and sparkles everywhere? I could do that. And I could slaughter them all up afterwards, then just recreate the wonderland instantly, as if the previous slaughter didn't even happen.

You say it's juvenile to kill something because you have absolution.
Who cares? I'd be able to do anything I want. Stigmas such as whether or not something juvenile or not wouldn't even matter, because simply, they wouldn't exist.

You're a closed-minded idiot.

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>>6005301
>>6005314
>"When I'm grown up I'm going to eat ice cream everyday mommy!"

CONTRAST. YOUR LIFE WOULD BE MEANINGLESS WITHOUT CONTRAST. YOU CAN'T EAT ICE CREAM EVERY DAY, YOU'LL GROW SICK OF IT.

>>6005323

inb4 someone green text and reaction images "real god"

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>>6005295
>break your toys but why would you?
Because I can will another one into existence.

Fuck yeah, being god is awesome. Never again will I look at Evatrice the same way.

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>>6005336
You're pretty emotionally invested into this, going as far as to call people idiots for not thinking the same way as you.

Why is this?

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>>6005350
Well...
There's nothing good on TV...
And you guys are my only real friends...

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Suddenly I'm understanding why so many RPGs have you kill god.

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>>6005336

You're the closed minded one in that you won't consider the situation beyond it's barest facts.

See
>>6005348

When you get bored of your ice cream, you throw it against the wall. Then you make more ice cream and throw that against the wall. Soon enough you're sick of both.

Eventually, anon, you'll think of making something of icecream. That's what I'm proposing here and that you don't seem to get.

Goddamn, did you learn nothing from the multitude of stories that told you as a child that instant gratification is hollow?

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>>6005348
And then i'd learn that after the first million years of getting my dick sucked.

but those first million years'll be great.

And hey, i'm god. I can just undo all the fucked up shit I did. The ultimate "I broke it but I fixed it, so it's okay."

I dunno how to get that across to you any better.

An ultimate being with complete control over everything cannot be judged by those below him.

IF I was this god, you wouldn't have any say in the matter, but since i'm not, I guess it's understandable why you're having this conversation. None of us are things being, it's just imaginary.

But Yukkuri are imaginary too.

In our imagination, we can be this god.

In our imagination, Yukkuri can exist.

You can't judge a person for what they imagine. That's thought-crime policing. You don't do that.

The mind is our sacred kingdom, our holy-land, our god-world where we are supreme.

I won't police what you do in your imagination, and I won't let you police what others do in theirs.

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>>6005378
Why not? Policing thoughts is an important and necessary part of keeping a society running properly. It's going to be done regardless of whether you approve or not once we get the technology; might as well get used to the idea now.

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>>6005314
Funny that you mentioned fruits. Tress want you to EAT their fruits.

"Look at this, motherfucker. It has bright, nice colors. You apes like colors, right? And it is sweet, just as you like it, bitches. Now do me a favor and leave the seed near fertile soil."

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>>6005377
Why would I make more ice cream if I'm already sick of it? I'd make chocolate or something.

>Eventually, anon, you'll think of making something of icecream. That's what I'm proposing here and that you don't seem to get.
That was the first thing I thought of. Of course endless murder would be boring after a while, what wouldn't be? Then I'd just end up like Bern or Featherine or something, or then I'd try NOT murdering them. Or maybe I'd do that first. You don't seem to get that.

They are obviously downsides of omnipotence, but stating them seems annoying when I can literally just quote Uminkeo and be done with it.

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>>6005396
Why am I laughing at this?

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>>6005378
>herp derp thought police

I'm not saying "YOUR THINKING IS BAD WRONG, STOP THINKING THAT WAY."

I'm saying you haven't thought this through properly, that your stance on this is based in poorly contrived reasoning. I'm explaining my point, giving examples as to why I believe you're wrong.

You can get your dick sucked for a million years, you can fix it afterward. It's the afterward that I'm focusing on, when you've finally gotten past juvenile concerns of immediate gratification. Kids play with god mode turned on, pros enjoy the challenge.

An ultimate being with complete control over everything can only be judged by the self.

If you were an ultimate being I would have a say in the matter or at least the illusion of one because it is more interesting for you that way.

Yukkuri are imaginary, in the imaginary realm you are god. However you are not imaginary and you imagination has repercussions on the real world.

I can judge a person on their imaginations, I can't tell them to stop but I can attempt to persuade them they are wrong.

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>>6005403

Now hang on.

So, you admit that as an omnipotent being you could grow bored of your black and white "good thing happens to amuse me, bad thing happens to amuse me." mentality.

You admit you may create a system of rules in order to restrict yourself and your creation, an arbitrary selection of dos and don'ts to make things more interesting.

In what way is this different to acting by existing standards of morality? The rules have changed but on the omnipotent level it's more or less the same.

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>>6005438
>You can get your dick sucked for a million years, you can fix it afterward. It's the afterward that I'm focusing on, when you've finally gotten past juvenile concerns of immediate gratification
So do something else, obviously.

>Kids play with god mode turned on, pros enjoy the challenge.
That is, the extremely obvious, downside of omnipotence. "When nothing is taboo, everything is boring." At which point, just turn off God Mode. Create new taboos, set limitations for yourself. It's pretty much exactly what we're doing now.

>you imagination has repercussions on the real world.
Wrong. Only what you say or do effects the real world. What happens in your head stays there, only once you let it out can it effect anything.

>I can judge a person on their imaginations, I can't tell them to stop but I can attempt to persuade them they are wrong.
Only if you can say with absolution that you are right and they are wrong.

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>this thread

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Why don't you gods just change yourselves to constantly be happy and chill the fuck out?

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Why are we arguing over how omnipotent beings would entertain themselves when a real omnipotent being could just rewrite it's own memories or emotions to stay entertained?

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>>6005491
"Uh... what was I doing, again?"

Sounds like a very stupid god.

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>>6005487
Stop posting this picture.

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>>6005484

What you say and do in the real world is effected by your imagination, hell one of the many reasons why humans are a successful creature is because of our ability to imagine a sceneario before it happens. Idle day dreams prepare the self for the opportunity, no matter how unlikely. Stories told through whatever medium are a vehicle for the imagination both in exploring these hypothetical situations and guiding the one following the story down the path of thought the author wanted them to take.

But the constructs of the mind omit many details. The yukkuri is a story where the aggressor is never punished for cruel acts against what is at least an animal and is closer more or less to child, when the reality of an invasive pest or an unruly child appears the mental construct of the Yukkuri has trained your mind for certain responses.

If you don't torture an animal or child in this situation then all your words to the internet were basically those of an internet tough guy. That's okay, although you might want to consider why you felt it necessary to appear as such in the first place.

If you do torture an animal or child then you're fucked up in the head, a danger to your society and poorly equipped for survival\breeding by lacking basic concepts of altruism.

>Only if you can say with absolution that you are right and they are wrong.

I can recognize the truth in another's position while maintaining that mine is better, it comes down to who has the better argument. Only a poor debater believes in absolutely, like a sith.

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>>6005491

An omnipotent being would be aware of such an act, otherwise they wouldn't be omnipotent. If they're aware of it then it's still possible they might grow bored of it without challenge.

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>>6005498
No, fuck you, he's the most intelligent god.

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>>6005555
An omnipotent god would get rid of boredom. Nasty concept, no need for it.

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>>6005558
Our latest deity chose for a white knight scenario. Why? Does it have previous knowledge of what would happen if it just destroyed everything?

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>>6005544
>implying altruism has anything to do with survival

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>>6005565
Who knows.

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>>6005575
There's a pretty damn good chance it does, or it would not have evolved.

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>>6005575
>implying it doesn't

That's why you're on /jp/

Me? I'm on /jp/ because I'm a shitty provider, can't even find a job.

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>>6005589
Group survival. Whether I'm altruistic or not has nothing to do with my survival.

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>>6005606
You won't be getting anything from others, then. That impacts your survival.

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Delicious Yukkuri teasing.

I don't have a problem with it since most of them act just obnoxious, arrogant or plainly annoying.

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>>6005722
I don't like this reason! It has bad implications!

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This tread is still alive?

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>>6005773
I wish I could be eaten by Yuyuko ;_;

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