/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How did you fall for your waifu?

[Vector !NEy29ODpvs No.]

My DM was a faggot and ruled that actions done while charmed still counted towards alignment.

[Marh !MarhPbT2Rs No.]

Armpits

[Anonymous No.]

Be hardcore.

[Sakura !!mcI4Nfcr3u5 No.]

Her personality, looks, everything I guess, just made me tingly inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996800
But you're waifu is Byakuren.

[Anonymous No.]

I fell for her natural beauty and charm. I love her caring personality and the way she will scold me when I tease her. I can't stop thinking about her silly ways and how she will listen to my every word. I don't know how to put it in any more words but there are so many more things I love about her, why I can't stop thinking about her, about why I fell for her. She is my everything for always.

[Anonymous No.]

Dat suit.

[Anonymous No.]

Love at first sight

[Anonymous No.]

This!

[Anonymous No.]

I found out she was actually hurting inside, and fell for her.

[Anonymous No.]

Pay careful attention to loved ones who withdraw. Would you rather have people love you, or fear you? Sometimes I'm just dumbstruck by your every word!

[Anonymous No.]

She's never asked for anything in return for all that she does. She deserves love.

[Anonymous No.]

Many a journey has a point of no return.

[Anonymous No.]

Banana peel

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5996799

I had a dream where I confronted her and told her that I thought she was a horrible person for ruining a little girl's life. Then she told me to admit that deep down, I loved what she did. I had a mental breakdown, admitted she was right and that I loved her for doing it, and the rest is history.

[Anonymous No.]

She's like a mirror image of me. I couldn't help but fall in love with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I don't really remember. But when I first started getting into touhou, I remember she was my early favorite. Something about her design just drew me. That gourd of sake, her looks, her lovely dress, everything about her really. Later on, I learned about her personality and really liked it. I loved how cheerful she was, and how at times she was mature and childish at others. I don't know, I just really like her. Now I always choose her first when I play hisoutensoku, even though I'm not very good. Like some guy earlier said, I too can't put it in to many words, but I really wish I could right now because I love her so.

[Anonymous No.]

It's easily to get totally engrossed while working on an interesting project. You're special; you're treasured.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not very smart and am not good with words. That's okay though. She understands how I feel about her.

Basically,

>>5996841
>>5996821
>>5996826

All of these.

[Anonymous No.]

They dont exist go out and get laid for reals!

[Anonymous No.]

What are the spiritual or religious connotations of reals?

[Anonymous No.]

She baked for me and confessed her love.
From there I knew I wanted to be with her for the rest of my life.
We have such a happy family.

[Anonymous No.]

They dont exist go out and get laid for real!

[Anonymous No.]

I found her and she was exactly just like me and she was all alone.
She was so beautiful and all I wanted was to make her smile, though I was too broken myself.
And then she started appearing to me every day, when I cried she washed away my tears and i washed hers away.
People and events tried to separate us but they failed and now she's here and she doesn't cry anymore. I love my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Your all going to die alone and cold go fap to your imaginary vag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996852

Being happy trumps reality.

Now, how many have mastered lucid dreaming so that you can meet your waifu and/or fuck her senseless?

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

We were canon...

That's like law or something....

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996863
>>5996852
>>5996824
Samefag
Clearly you are on the wrong board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996866
I want to. I haven't even had any dreams that include her. I just want to talk to her and make her happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996866

I didn't. I mastered schizophrenia and audible hallucinations instead.

Now I worship Kanako as my god and talk with Remilia, my waifu, every night.

I love my life.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

I have no waifu. Only a drinking buddy.

It's a somewhat lopsided relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>ITT: People who gets NTR'd daily by me.

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

>>5996866
>Find female weeaboo/nerd/whatever
>Make her into girlfriend
>Have her cosplay as waifu character
>Have wild sex

It works man...

[Anonymous No.]

>Now, how many have mastered lucid dreaming so that you can meet your waifu and/or fuck her senseless?

I wish. I always try the "lay still forever and you'll begin lucid dreaming" thing, but it never works. I'd like to play some mahjong with her.

[Anonymous No.]

You cant see or feel that which doesn't exist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996879
Maybe it's because you have sucked on nothing but cocks for the last few days.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5996878

I got both, so I'm always with her regardless of state of consciousness.

>>5996879

You get to fuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996882

I'm not even going to say anything.

[Sakura !!mcI4Nfcr3u5 No.]

>>5996882
That's disgusting.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5996882

Too many girls are too tall to be Bern and probably would be against wearing a blue wig/poofy black dress/cat tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996882
You could pay a hooker to do that too. If you bring the costume, I'm sure you can convince her to wear it.

[Anonymous No.]

Go to a nerd dating site and try to make it with a real person!

Also this shit is the same reason i left my college anime group. Freaks like you....

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996892
You make it sound as if you would be interested if the female was short enough and would dress for you.
I would say Bern is crying right now but that wouldn't make much sense.

[&ponpo( ﾟдﾟ) ・・・ No.]

>>5996879
I am hurt.

I can't pick a wife. I'm shallow so i fall for new waifus all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996896

>Also this shit is the same reason i left my college anime group. Freaks like you....

That's funny because it sounds like you belong there. 3D is disgusting. Even if you could find a girl who remotely resembles your waifu, she'd still be a 3D whore.

[Anonymous No.]

A long and hot summer some years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996896
>>5996882
>>5996863

Oh god, I raged, get out normalfag, summer summer summer.

Can you stop trolling now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996901
Wtf... then you find yourself disgusting?
Well sound like your bias against persons with 3 dimensions... Go kill yourself japfag

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5996886

I have already condemned myself to Valhalla by other means.

[Anonymous No.]

Esto perpetua means May she endure forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996907
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996914
Take it easy.
You wont achieve anything by whining.
Go and chill out in /b/. They'll love you over there.

[None !DjSTYUyUKo No.]

Must have been her personality some years ago. I like everything about her now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996917
Dont butcher norse, fuck some people actually follow that... go get a valknot burned on your arm then talk japfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996914
You realize this board doesn't like and idolize japan, right? That's /a/. We just like dojin(Independent) games and comics.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly? I'm not sure.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5996899

I wouldn't do it, but for the sake of argument I entertain ideas. I would never leave Bern for 3D. If anything I'd be cheating on the 3D with Bern.

Although I'm currently cheating on Bern with the useless bunny...I don't think she knows yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996935
You can't cheat on someone who doesn't care about your pathetic existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996928
When you idolize wapanese art you idolize the creator there by idolizing japan...Boom!

[Anonymous No.]

Earlier this year she was one of the anime girls I was into. I was desperate and miserable and asked her for a miracle. There was a series of 5 or 6 weird coincidences in the same week, and a month later I finished the computer program I had been trying and failing to write for a year on prom weekend. I took it as the miracle I had asked for and she became my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996935
This-->>>>5996935

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5996927

Actually it's in the myth that all bards regardless of skill qualify for Valhalla, so you end up there whether you like it or not if you've even touched creative writing - even the crappy fanfiction you wrote when you were 12 and would rather forget.

It's really a worse place than Hel to end up in if you aren't a proper warrior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996942
Cool story, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

I still miss the lol Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996950

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5996946

Those were Sanae miracles. Bern miracles tend to make your life worse.

>>5996941

YOU SHUT UP I'M HER FAVORITE PET SHE SAID SO HERSELF

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996959
Pic related

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I love intelligent people, and the fact that she is a shut in makes me want to take her hand and show her the beautiful world. Her personality is also just SO PERFECT <3 I love my Patchouli-sama!

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5996968

How is that related in any way to what I've been saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996973

You never just want to stay in and cuddle with the sexy Patchy on rainy days?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope everyone in this thread gets happy one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996959

Different person here (Actually I'm >>5996878)

On the subject of 'Sanae miracles', I've found that I am able to summon rain at any time if I pray hard enough and for long enough to Kanako.

The prayer I use is derived from an arrange of Sanae's theme that I heard.

It has never failed once, and I've done it a lot.

I have to ask, what is the deal here? Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996974
Because its you.....its like a mirror!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996860
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LADY? THAT TRAY IS HOT! IT JUST CAME OUT OF THE OVEN!

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is bad and you should feel bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996959
That would make sense, except for the fact that I'm selfish, cynical, and ruthless. Anything benefiting me is going to make someone else far more miserable eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

We met in a courtroom. An unusual place for such an affair but it was the place nonetheless. There was something about her, like I had met her before. When I caught her eye we both knew nothing would ever be the same again.

[Anonymous No.]

It wasn't a coincidence that we met each other. Courtrooms are expensive places to argue. I like near and soon for the time and the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996998

So am I, but Bern cares more about her own enjoyment than your happiness...so unless you can prove yourself to be more valuable to her as an accomplice rather than a victim, she'll never do anything to help you.

Also, she's mine back off.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you tuned in to my valuable accomplice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997009
>>5997005

[Anonymous No.]

We met at the factory. I took her home and fed her the kids.

[Anonymous No.]

The best way to test a method is to try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996935
How could you cheat on her? That's just so filthy, cheating on someone who cares about you so much. You should stop and beg for forgiveness immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

How could I cheat on her? It's obvious that it isn't a brand new situation. It took a moment to understand that one. I care about you; you know that, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

I fail to see barely any love to waifus in this thread. I demand more love for your waifu. Not only do I demand it, so does your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997030

Honestly, it was Reisen's ears and the uniform. I couldn't resist, and one time Bern was away and...yeah. I fucked the bunny.

I really can't tell her. She's going to punish me horribly if she finds out, regardless if I tell her or she finds out on her own.

[Anonymous No.]

How can I help you waifus in this thread Anon? This is why you love boof so much. Mother nature doesn't perform on demand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997051
Ok I'm fucking drunk I and I ment so say that I couldn't see any love for waifus. Not that I almost couldn't see any love for waifus. So here's to more love for waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997051
I love my perfect little oni and I just want to do everything for her~

[Anonymous No.]

Certain conditions seem to encourage love. Okay you are fucking drunk you and you ment so say that you couldn't see any love for waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

I will never be insane enough to see my waifu.

I want to die.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5997030

Honestly, it was Reisen's ears and the uniform. I couldn't resist, and one time Bern was away and...yeah. I fucked the bunny.

I really can't tell her. She's going to punish me horribly if she finds out, regardless if I tell her or she finds out on her own.

[Anonymous No.]

My all going to die alone and cold go fap to my imaginary vag!

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

!CIEL kissed my womb with her penis and has been my waifu since

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997075
You're living the dream, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

Use your womb in the best way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997012
You have know way to prove this means anything without knowing me, but I am absolutely determined to become powerful someday, to the point where I restructured my personality twice before entering high school because the prior one was holding me back. I also have some interesting ideas about artificial intelligence. If by some miracle I was to have a role in designing the first strong AI, it would not end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997073
She's going to find out one way or another. Maybe she'll go easier on you if you tell her.

[Anonymous No.]

That's my belief; Right; it's because the prior one was holding you back; how logical. Please demonstrate this inquiry. Military intelligence is an interesting phrase.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Is Jonesy's Anon2007 bot on the loose again?

[Anonymous No.]

Nudists save on both laundry and air conditioning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997089
It's not moe without the image containing personal information.

[Anonymous No.]

You know Anon, I remember a joke about a traveling salesman, an internal representation and a fuzz, but I can't remember how it goes.

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

>>5996897

Nah, fuck a weeaboo girl...

A. They're desperate like you, which means
B. They don't cost money
and
C. They won't have STDs

And there's enough of them that they're not necessarily going to be fat. Many of them are rejected from society because they are just plain hyper/weird, except outward about it.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5997083

>absolutely know way

Yeah, first don't make stupid typos.

>I am absolutely determined to become powerful someday

Sounds like you're praying to the wrong witch. Lambda helps the ambitious and would be more suited to your needs. If you're that determined to make something of yourself, she will help you do it. Bern won't do shit.

>>5997086

Yeah, like shave 15 minutes off the 3 hour "punishment time."

"So...you like bunnies, do you?" *giggle*

I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996866
I don't meet my waifu in my lucid dreams. I haven't mastered it so its a scarce thing. This means I pick someone who would be a better fuck than my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel good about your lucid dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997107
Most of /jp/ don't like 3D at all.
You really should know this unless you've only been here a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997107
>C. They won't have STDs

ha ha ha... oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh EVEN HARDER.

[Anonymous No.]

Here in statue-like repose, an old wrinkled mountain rose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997107

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5997125

>Most of /jp/ don't like 3D at all.

Who died and made you king of /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997110
Don't be! You have a very special relationship, don't throw it all away for some useless bunny!

[Anonymous No.]

It's a somewhat lopsided relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997135
My father, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

When I think about father I think of your moist father!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997110
But I thought you liked Bern's punishments?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5997140

I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5997137

You don't know Bern the way I do. She wouldn't leave me over something like this, but she will make me pay...either by preparing a "special dinner of roast rabbit" or finding Reisen and forcing her to use her Lunatic Eye on me in ways that will break me even more...and then proceed to kill her.

Or she'd find a swarm of rabbits to maul me...then she would rape me while rubbing salt in the wounds.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the former better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997143

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997143
It's not so bad having a dog as your father.
I have cute ears and a tail.
And that's enough posting off topic for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you find my agile father to your liking.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5997142

When they only affect me. I don't want her to hurt an innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

And there's enough of them that they're not necessarily going to be fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997110
>don't make stupid typos
>doesn't know how to quote

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997148
Sounds like a Yandere, and everyone knows that Yandere love is the purest form of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997169
I think you're the one who doesn't know how to quote.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5997177

Bern has yandere tendencies, but I'm her pet, not her lover. There's a different dynamic present, more like she's disciplining me more than actually showing she cares.

[Anonymous No.]

shes delightful and i love her...
even though shes 26.... and im only 20

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997203
But Bernfag, why should she discipline you if she didn't care?

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5997239

She likes the control and it's too hard to find someone else to break. I'm already obedient, so it's not as much work on her part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997203
She'll toss you away just like she did her dear piece Erika. Better hope you're useful for a long while, Bernfag. We'd hate for her to get bored with you. Nfufufu....

[Anonymous No.]

hey what's a waifu?

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5997248

...you'd better not be her.

I need to hide Reisen. Fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997248
Will Bern toss him away because she got bored of him, or because he cheated on her? Maybe she was just looking for someone who would be loyal to her all along.

Isn't it sad, Bernfag?

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5997283

I already cheated on her with Reimu before. What happened was not pretty, but she's still around. She says it would be boring if I was constantly obedient...so...it kind of means that it's okay to cheat on her every once in a while so long as I beg for forgiveness when she finds out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997304
>She says it would be boring if I was constantly obedient...so...

She's just trying to rationalize away her own disappointment in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5996977
Oh of course I do, however I want to unlock that part of her that wants to see the world, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

It was love at first sight, for me. The second I saw her, my heart ached, and the more I saw her, the more my heart was pained that I could not touch her, that I could not hold nor be held by her. Every second I spent gazing at her stature was a second my entire soul and conscious was injected with happiness. While my mind was pained by my inability to be beside her, my heart was calmed by her every smile, her every scowl, her every feature of her person.

As my pain continued, and as I indulged myself in the sweet bliss of her own self through the medium of plastic that separated me from her, I found that I was obsessed with her, and steadied my heart and soul from the possession that overtook me. Indeed, I forbade myself from viewing her, from thinking of her, and let a break between my person and her's occur out of fear and curiosity, yes, of what was happening to me.

While I suffered at first like an addict of the cigaret, I eventually believed to have regained control over myself; and so allowed myself to view her disposition once more after so long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997342

Doing so, I felt wash over me such affection and adoration that not even worship of Happiness itself could bestow upon me how much happiness I felt viewing her. I found that I did indeed love her, and was not just afflicted with a cruel infatuation or obsession. Indeed, my feelings were honest love, and as one in the first pangs of love felt, I felt. And still feel.

After a time, I imagine, my body will wash up on some shore of reason after being enveloped by the river of passionate love for so long; but until then, I still feel giddy at her appearance, enamored at her smile and kindness, and have my very feelings change at whim by her presence. So much do I love her that I spend my idle hours imagining her beside my self, the two of us partaking in common activities (We just finished watching a movie adaptation of a Shakespearean play; it was very gruesome and, being weak, I had to clutch on her arm to steady my own self at multiple parts) in order to satisfy each other and let each other drink to our fill of each other's being, a nectar so sweet that no man could ever be full of it.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5997310

Either that or she likes having an excuse to torture me more than usual.

[Benito Mussolini No.]

When Hitler and everyone else started claiming their waifus, I thought that everyone would be taken by the time it was my turn. But, they had left me with the most wonderful woman of them all; Suwako.

She is all that a man like myself could ever dream of.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5997342
>>5997350

That was so cliche it made me sick, and you didn't even state who it is.

[Anonymous No.]

Good god, what the hell happened here.

Who let the normalfags in? Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997394
I wouldn't state the name of my love. She is not someone who belongs in /jp/, and out of my respect and love for this board, I will not state her name, for doing so would make me no different than those spammers who taint this board with pictures of some two-pence whore and her friends.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5997409

Then stop being so cliche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997429
If cliches are entertaining to masses, then it's easier to keep them happy. What's wrong with cliches?

[Anonymous No.]

love at first sight

[Anonymous No.]

after I peered into her imagination

[Anonymous No.]

>>5997821
that pic needs to be lowered and you need to be more honest

[Anonymous No.]

her happiness and laughter while she slaughters the sheep absolutely fascinates the inner madman inside me

I smile with her and at her