/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9179317

[Anonymous No.]

That poor man. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992630
Fucking lol.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus Christ. Why.

[Voile's other hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 No.]

I'm assuming this is someone's fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992630
Have mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992692
It's my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

Good smell

[Anonymous No.]

>I want to go home
This is the best thing I've ever seen on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Leave the poor man alone!
All he wanted was to go home!

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11746213
東方屁蓮船　～ Undefined Farting Object

[Anonymous No.]

I can't watch it. D:

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992720
Such powerful smellcards.

[Anonymous No.]

The sad part is that even though the farts would smell disgusting, I would probably still get a gigantic boner if that happened to me because of how close my nose would be to a vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

Haha oh boy, great stuff to watch the first thing you do when you wake up. Sets the tone of the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992749
You know, I was thinking about this a while back. I was imagining wresting or playing with a loli, and having her sit on my face somehow. Imagine if she weren't wearing underwear. What would it smell like? Would it actually be arousing? Would the smell of shit overpower the smell of her vagina? It is a mystery we may never know. All I know is that I would like a loli to sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

I wwwww'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992720
Those spellcards are actually really fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992760
Smell your own ass and imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992720
ZUN's Law: Anything will, if given enough time, incorporate Touhou references.

[Anonymous No.]

大好物のプリップリップーッを！

[Anonymous No.]

>I WANT OWARI
>HAVE MERCY
Shouldn't have lol'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992785
My own ass is actually really bad. It's hairy and I sit all day farting or almost shitting my pants. Since I'm sitting there's no chance that any air gets circulated through there. A few years ago I was sure that I had some kind of mold in my ass that was making it smell so bad. I posted in /b/ about it some time 2004-2006. I don't think anyone will remember the post, but I was just told to wash my ass out very well with soap, soapy finger in the hole and all. After a few weeks of that treatment the smell lessened. Years later, I still hate my own ass.

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>>5992816
Wait, /b/ told you to put your finger up your ass and you did it?

[Anonymous No.]

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

LEAVE HIM ALONE!!

;___;

[Anonymous No.]

Poor gaijin.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is he in this position?

Is this like a not particularly horrifying Hostel scenario?
Because I want to know where not to stay when I visit Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992822
Well, yeah. Why wouldn't I? A finger in the ass was nothing new for me. I guess it helped because like I mentioned, the horrible smell went away.

[Anonymous No.]

why he doesnt he escape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992834
He was intruding in her house? I think, and smelling her panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992849
So she starts farting in his face?

And gets her friends to do it too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992845
Some people are sick in the head.

[Anonymous No.]

more crazy nico videos, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992866

Yeah, but why a foreigner? He sounds kind of English.

You don't often see westerners in Japanese porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992874
Somebody, somewhere in Japan, has a fetish for confused, lost foreigners getting farted on by Japanese women in retribution for licentious behavior.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>5992630
>>5992720
WHY!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992874
Must be porn for females. See how they humiliate the dirty gaijin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992901
>porn for females

Females don't need porn.
They can slut it up whenever they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992907
No, no, no. There are women saving themselves for marriage.
Those are the one with the most bizarre and twisted taste.
Like anonymous to tell the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992915
>There are women saving themselves for marriage.
I want to believe ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody raze Japan to the ground, please. It's the only way to put these people out of their misery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5992974
Who? The people being farted on?

[Voile's other hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 No.]

>>5992720
Genius work, but oh god whyyyyyyyy!

The fact that he sets it on hard makes it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

Sniff it. Now.

[Voile's other hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 No.]

>>5993083
Are her panties made of latex?

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

Can't... stop... laughing

I don't know if I should feel horrible or awesome for the fact that I had a Nicovideo account to watch this with...

[有希・長門~~ヽ（ ＾ω＾）ﾉ ｻｸｾｽ !f/akPANTSU No.]

I actually watched the whole thing.

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

>>5993129

So did I.....

見たくない事が或る。

[Anonymous No.]

>>5993143
>或る
Looking for this? 有

Also, what's wrong with kana?

[有希・長門~~ヽ（ ＾ω＾）ﾉ ｻｸｾｽ !f/akPANTSU No.]

>>5993163

I think he is looking for that.

その文はちょっと変だね。。。けど練習が重要だからがんばってね！

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

>>5993163

"There exist things that I don't want to see"
或る = ある
And meh, just the way my Japanese typing does things. Course, there's always the furigana injector firefox plugin for these things...

Also, just realized how similar 或 (to exist) and 成 (to become) are

[Anonymous No.]

oh my god i laughed so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>5993207
有る/在る is different from 或る. L2japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

ある is usually written with kana only anyways isn't it?

also i can't stop going back to this video. i think im fucked in the head

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

>>5993234
Hmm.... it appears 在る is what I want... I still is learning...
>>5993248
Ya, it normally is only written in Kana.

[Anonymous No.]

This video is for Japanese isolationists to masturbate to.

If all Japanese women did this, all the foreigners would go away!

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

>>5993267

Hey, white americans need to steal some other race's girlfriends because the blacks are stealing ours....

Also, Japanese girls with naturally brown hair (meaning they have to have at least one white person in their bloodline) are fucking cute. There must be a white/jap master race.